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Gender: female
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:6/08/2014
Location:Canada
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Comment Thumbs: 9995 total,  10564 ,  569
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Comment Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
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Content Views:131502
Times Content Favorited:278 times
Total Comments Made:12533
FJ Points:12360
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#8067680 - How is a raven like a writing desk? I haven't t…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8067693 - twi (03/08/2014) [-]
they both are gay LOLLOLOLOPLOL
User avatar #8067713 - melontwilight (03/08/2014) [-]
trolld again
User avatar #8067684 - protomanrulezz (03/08/2014) [-]
twables not this again
User avatar #8067690 - melontwilight (03/08/2014) [-]
It must be done mapples
User avatar #8067711 - protomanrulezz (03/08/2014) [-]
twables, twables no
#8067619 - no protomapples  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8067625 - protomanrulezz (03/08/2014) [-]
TWABLES PLS
#8067606 - hey im courtney and im 12 yrs old but im macher 4 my age im bi…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8067623 - abstractpink (03/08/2014) [-]
>I kissed my bff once on the lips
This girl deserves a cookie, because it's not like most people on Earth has done something like that. wow gg no re
User avatar #8067614 - protomanrulezz (03/08/2014) [-]
hi courtney
#8067582 - That's the only reason I have this saved, I did the same thing 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8067571 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8067581 - puffyclouds (03/08/2014) [-]
those were the worst boobs i've seen in a while
User avatar #8067576 - asatru (03/08/2014) [-]
it would be faster just to open it in photoshop to discover the last frame is drake and josh
User avatar #8067582 - melontwilight (03/08/2014) [-]
That's the only reason I have this saved, I did the same thing
User avatar #8067580 - izanaginookami (03/08/2014) [-]
I remember when this was content and the top comment was a gif doing this.
User avatar #8067575 - proudbrony (03/08/2014) [-]
eeh no
#8067567 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8067574 - protomanrulezz (03/08/2014) [-]
melontwables pls
User avatar #8067619 - melontwilight (03/08/2014) [-]
no protomapples
User avatar #8067625 - protomanrulezz (03/08/2014) [-]
TWABLES PLS
#8067557 - what  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8067558 - protomanrulezz (03/08/2014) [-]
#8067567 - melontwilight (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #8067574 - protomanrulezz (03/08/2014) [-]
melontwables pls
User avatar #8067619 - melontwilight (03/08/2014) [-]
no protomapples
User avatar #8067625 - protomanrulezz (03/08/2014) [-]
TWABLES PLS
#8066768 - It's when she came out 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8066766 - Yea in 97 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8066764 - Ellen Degeneres came out in 1997, idk what the second dive fro… 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8066756 - Why is this such a thing  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8066765 - kingxddd (03/08/2014) [-]
because black people
#8066739 - Oh  [+] (7 new replies) 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8066763 - iamthepapercut (03/08/2014) [-]
Is that when Ellen DeGeneres became popular
User avatar #8066768 - melontwilight (03/08/2014) [-]
It's when she came out
User avatar #8066758 - exotic (03/08/2014) [-]
did ellen come out of the closet in 98?
User avatar #8066766 - melontwilight (03/08/2014) [-]
Yea in 97
User avatar #8066754 - iamthepapercut (03/08/2014) [-]
What the fuck happened with ellen
User avatar #8066764 - melontwilight (03/08/2014) [-]
Ellen Degeneres came out in 1997, idk what the second dive from 2013 is about
#8066750 - anonymous (03/08/2014) [-]
lol i get that joke
#8066649 - Do all high schools have that one teacher and student that eve…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8066661 - dancininseptember (03/08/2014) [-]
just you
User avatar #8066658 - thimmiee (03/08/2014) [-]
Wasen't on mine
User avatar #8066657 - iamthepapercut (03/08/2014) [-]
I've never had that
#8066591 - I wonder if in 2000 year archaeologists will wonder how our so…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8066602 - strangemoo (03/08/2014) [-]
I plan to go the way of Mr House so I can tell them.
#8066543 - Picture 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8066246 - The way he moves looks like cheap cgi 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8066230 - The lego movie is funny as **** 12/10 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8066138 - Send this to your parents without saying anything  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8066188 - joshlol (03/08/2014) [-]
I wonder how long that took to rehearse
User avatar #8066171 - andytags (03/08/2014) [-]
tasteful
User avatar #8066167 - pongldr (03/08/2014) [-]
thats actually kind of cool
User avatar #8066165 - thimmiee (03/08/2014) [-]
THat was actually pretty good
User avatar #8066158 - zependium (03/08/2014) [-]
>implying i have any
#8066067 - A dating site For furries 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8066030 - It was weird 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#8066027 - Of the grilled variety 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8066013 - Once in comm tech class in the tenth grade we were building we…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #8066039 - joshlol (03/08/2014) [-]
was one of them fjnsfw
User avatar #8066028 - poorlyred (03/08/2014) [-]
That's weird

That entire situation is just weird
User avatar #8066030 - melontwilight (03/08/2014) [-]
It was weird
User avatar #8066023 - dancininseptember (03/08/2014) [-]
eh
#8065978 - Furry? 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8065969 - ok 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8065956 - Are you implying that's as sad as a baby bear cub finding out …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8065957 - zahnrad (03/08/2014) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #8065969 - melontwilight (03/08/2014) [-]
ok
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by melontwilight
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#179 - miscarriage ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
i miss you
i miss you
User avatar #180 to #179 - miscarriage ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
im twi btw

my account is still ban so im using this fags

PLS COME BACK
User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz (04/18/2014) [-]
melon happy bday
User avatar #177 to #176 - melontwilight (04/21/2014) [-]
Thanx dood
User avatar #178 to #177 - protomanrulezz (04/21/2014) [-]
I saw it on skype and was like
"I should message her"
then I realized that not being on you wont receive it, so a comment will last.
User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
#164 - billywonka has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link


wow

trying to draw is ******* hard in touchpads
User avatar #159 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
User avatar #151 - yorker (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #146 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
#148 to #147 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
#138 - theflamingfire (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #130 to #129 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
YES
User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
User avatar #97 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
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