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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:6/08/2014
Location:Canada
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#26 - "This pioneer" ************ that is god… 04/23/2014 on Pioneers +3
#4 - Daniel Radcliffe is very much not a porn star  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2014 on It's Not a Look. It's a... +46
#25 - vangoz (04/21/2014) [-]
His probable reference liberalengland.blogspot.com/2007/07/harry-potter-is-devil-and-daniel.html

monkey testy horse molesty
#13 - splyt (04/21/2014) [-]
what a damn shame...
#5 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
did you not read the point above, he is apparently a porn star now. I thought as you did, but then I remembered that I could read.
#6 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
I think you need a dictionary.
#13 - One of my friends didn't read Catcher in the Rye when we did i…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2014 on if you dont agree with me... +43
#15 - hackenschlock (04/21/2014) [-]
judging by the era of the book, and the setting (which as I recall is a city somewhere in the states) it is not unreasonable to assume that baseball was a big part of the characters lives despite no one actually mentioning or witnessing it...
User avatar #63 - fishandkids (04/21/2014) [-]
Colfield (I can't remember) was a landhockey, hockey or fencing, shit I can't remember who was in charge of the equipment. It had nothing to do with baseball other than it had a slight sports problem in the begining of the book. the rest was Colfield living in New York without his parents. He did return, but that was just to give his sister an LP.
#102 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
Wasn't there like a connection to a baseball mitt on which his brother who died from leukemia wrote on or some shit like that? Don't really remember very well though
User avatar #265 - hedgehogman (04/22/2014) [-]
Indeed, Holden Caulfield's brother Allie wrote verses from poems all over it in green ink. Holden was also the equipment manager for the fencing team and left all the foils on the subway. The title comes from the part about stopping kids from falling off a cliff in a field of rye. I really like Catcher in the Rye
#177 - Thanx dood  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on melontwilight's profile 0
User avatar #178 - protomanrulezz (04/21/2014) [-]
I saw it on skype and was like
"I should message her"
then I realized that not being on you wont receive it, so a comment will last.
#107 - Perfect 04/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#8331933 - I need context, why did I say this **** ?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #8336633 - enteroreninenine (04/01/2014) [-]
You were talking about barbie dolls
but at one point you said babies instead of barbies
#8280717 - I've just heard of it now The vid was only posted la… 03/27/2014 on retard forum 0
#8280702 - Is this where the **** Shia LaBeouf went? …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/27/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8280743 - alexthesiro (03/27/2014) [-]
oh lel
he has ear plugs in
User avatar #8280734 - alexthesiro (03/27/2014) [-]
wtf
User avatar #8280711 - youhei (03/27/2014) [-]
he just wants to be left alone when he's eating people
User avatar #8280709 - rbpwn (03/27/2014) [-]
Nigga that old

He ain't even famous for that anymore
User avatar #8280717 - melontwilight (03/27/2014) [-]
I've just heard of it now
The vid was only posted last month
#172 - what 03/26/2014 on Redneck Facts +3
#91 - I knew that would turn into a dick joke 03/24/2014 on cardboard childhood +1
#77 - >Dick flailing ******* lold 03/23/2014 on Here's a story. +3
#9 - Well yea, I didn't say anything about the teletubbies, just th… 03/23/2014 on Teletubbies Comp #2 +1
#40 - Well yes, it also depends on the size of the package, I believe.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on cardboard childhood +1
User avatar #52 - demandsgayversion (03/23/2014) [-]
Children have tiny dicks, it should be cheap.
User avatar #91 - melontwilight (03/24/2014) [-]
I knew that would turn into a dick joke
#30 - It's a question on how much the kid weighs.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/23/2014 on cardboard childhood +1
User avatar #31 - demandsgayversion (03/23/2014) [-]
Evenly distributed over that many boxes? Almost nothing.
User avatar #109 - Lilstow (03/24/2014) [-]
you're confusing weight and pressure.

box doesn't way any less because the box is bigger, that's retarded.
User avatar #110 - demandsgayversion (03/24/2014) [-]
When you use your imagination, the box can be whatever you want it to be
User avatar #40 - melontwilight (03/23/2014) [-]
Well yes, it also depends on the size of the package, I believe.
User avatar #52 - demandsgayversion (03/23/2014) [-]
Children have tiny dicks, it should be cheap.
User avatar #91 - melontwilight (03/24/2014) [-]
I knew that would turn into a dick joke
#7 - Another quick fact about the filming location, after the show …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Teletubbies Comp #2 +1
User avatar #8 - brucekillah (03/23/2014) [-]
I just thought the teletubbies returned to hell
User avatar #9 - melontwilight (03/23/2014) [-]
Well yea, I didn't say anything about the teletubbies, just the location. The teletubbies did indeed return to hell.
#16 - She is then arrested for the possession and distribution of ch… 03/23/2014 on The only black male 0
#15 - Comment deleted 03/23/2014 on The only black male 0
#7 - Imagine you're lost in a forest and as you finally emerge from…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Oh Canada! +7
#66 - drills (03/24/2014) [-]
#65 - professorbob (03/24/2014) [-]
#24 - It would take a lot more than one stamp to ship that **…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/23/2014 on cardboard childhood +2
User avatar #29 - demandsgayversion (03/23/2014) [-]
Well if there's only one kid in it
User avatar #30 - melontwilight (03/23/2014) [-]
It's a question on how much the kid weighs.
User avatar #31 - demandsgayversion (03/23/2014) [-]
Evenly distributed over that many boxes? Almost nothing.
User avatar #109 - Lilstow (03/24/2014) [-]
you're confusing weight and pressure.

box doesn't way any less because the box is bigger, that's retarded.
User avatar #110 - demandsgayversion (03/24/2014) [-]
When you use your imagination, the box can be whatever you want it to be
User avatar #40 - melontwilight (03/23/2014) [-]
Well yes, it also depends on the size of the package, I believe.
User avatar #52 - demandsgayversion (03/23/2014) [-]
Children have tiny dicks, it should be cheap.
User avatar #91 - melontwilight (03/24/2014) [-]
I knew that would turn into a dick joke
#30 - RIP Bruce 03/23/2014 on SAMMICH +2
#81 - This is so satisfying I almost feel the need to flag it for porn 03/23/2014 on Perfection +5
#126 - Who the **** puts on a facemask in the morning? … 03/23/2014 on men vs. women. 0
#8227038 - I will if it goes on for much longer, like I said before, it c…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #8227044 - cookiecoketwo (03/22/2014) [-]
Yeah. Hope it aint cancer
#8226773 - Obviously it's one of the hottest guys on funnyunk  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on retard forum +2
#8226776 - syrianassassinsoul (03/22/2014) [-]
**syrianassassinsoul rolled a random comment #8919 posted by girngar at Hottest Girls on FJ Submission ** :
Might as well
User avatar #8226777 - syrianassassinsoul (03/22/2014) [-]
lol wut is wrong
#8226771 - It's only been a couple days but if it keeps going on for a fe…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8226775 - protomanrulezz (03/22/2014) [-]
yeah probably
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
melon happy bday
User avatar #177 to #176 - melontwilight (04/21/2014) [-]
Thanx dood
User avatar #178 to #177 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
I saw it on skype and was like
"I should message her"
then I realized that not being on you wont receive it, so a comment will last.
User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
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User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
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wow

trying to draw is ******* hard in touchpads
User avatar #159 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
User avatar #151 - yorker ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #146 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
#148 to #147 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
#138 - theflamingfire ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
User avatar #97 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
User avatar #93 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #95 to #94 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
u no gib skypie
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