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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
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#8096135 - Eventually my family got too busy to go to church and stuff, i…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8096137 - alexthesiro (03/11/2014) [-]
ah
#8096100 - ye ye 03/11/2014 on retard forum 0
#8096097 - That's the first time anyone's ever said that to me 03/11/2014 on retard forum 0
#8096091 - tfw I was raised Christian and was religious up until maybe th…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2014 on retard forum 0
#8096115 - Deavas (03/11/2014) [-]
tfw i was raised my whole life jewish and all my friends come to me to ask me jew stuff and i have literally no fucking clue
User avatar #8096110 - alexthesiro (03/11/2014) [-]
so you stopped being religious?
User avatar #8096135 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Eventually my family got too busy to go to church and stuff, if we had kept going I would probably still be a little religious, not sure though.
User avatar #8096137 - alexthesiro (03/11/2014) [-]
ah
#8096062 - I guess I can forgive you  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8096075 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
You are like, the coolest person I know
User avatar #8096097 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
That's the first time anyone's ever said that to me
#8096040 - ye that's what I thought  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8096059 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
sowwy twables
User avatar #8096062 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
I guess I can forgive you
User avatar #8096075 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
You are like, the coolest person I know
User avatar #8096097 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
That's the first time anyone's ever said that to me
#8096030 - um excuse u  [+] (6 new replies) 03/11/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8096034 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
1 cool person
User avatar #8096040 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
ye that's what I thought
User avatar #8096059 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
sowwy twables
User avatar #8096062 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
I guess I can forgive you
User avatar #8096075 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
You are like, the coolest person I know
User avatar #8096097 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
That's the first time anyone's ever said that to me
#8096006 - I think people are entitled to their beliefs, if someone says … 03/11/2014 on retard forum 0
#4 - I never knew that was a continuation of the first 03/11/2014 on died with a smile on his... +8
#26 - Looks like a chicken fetus to me  [+] (8 new replies) 03/11/2014 on eat it! +1
#36 - millhouse (03/11/2014) [-]
Many embryos of animals and humans look alike in the first part of the growth cycle.
#60 - fullsteamahead (03/11/2014) [-]
It's a chicken. That way I can sleep tonight
User avatar #38 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
I'm like 70% sure it has a beak
User avatar #35 - TheMacDaddy (03/11/2014) [-]
It is odd how much all mammals look alike in the first couple of months.
User avatar #46 - superpats (03/11/2014) [-]
ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny- for all you bio majors out there
#37 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Chickens aren't mammals dude
User avatar #39 - TheMacDaddy (03/11/2014) [-]
Damn.... that was all kinds of stupid... i was thinking of pigs because i dissected a fetal pig in my anatomy and physiology class last year.
User avatar #40 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
That's ok, I figured it was just a brain fart
#10 - Good thing I kept this handy after I made it last time this w… 03/11/2014 on It... Kinda Does Though... +8
#70 - I've seen the oreo cereal very recently at costco here in Canada 03/11/2014 on just thought about it the... 0
#95 - I'm not sure, it was a couple years ago. I looked it up and th… 03/11/2014 on I know I can't be the only one 0
#46 - Nvm I just saw the full video and I was correct  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Lil' Bitch gon' learn +3
#54 - zlojeb (03/11/2014) [-]
nvm that kid got pwned. Go cats.
#48 - butteryweiner (03/11/2014) [-]
My little brother fucks with my cat all day so when he starts crying and the cat is attacking him i assume it's about due time the cat fought back gif kinda related
User avatar #49 - warzon (03/11/2014) [-]
Headshot.
#45 - Not defending the kid for hitting the cat, but judging by how …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Lil' Bitch gon' learn +7
User avatar #46 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Nvm I just saw the full video and I was correct
#54 - zlojeb (03/11/2014) [-]
nvm that kid got pwned. Go cats.
#48 - butteryweiner (03/11/2014) [-]
My little brother fucks with my cat all day so when he starts crying and the cat is attacking him i assume it's about due time the cat fought back gif kinda related
User avatar #49 - warzon (03/11/2014) [-]
Headshot.
#8095056 - The only theory I have right now was that the funeral home was… 03/11/2014 on retard forum 0
#55 - He seems like a pretty cool guy considering he was willing to … 03/11/2014 on Dark sooouls 0
#87 - We watched a movie in class in high school that followed him a…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on I know I can't be the only one 0
User avatar #93 - mondominiman (03/11/2014) [-]
Was it silicon valley?
User avatar #95 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
I'm not sure, it was a couple years ago. I looked it up and that might have been it.
User avatar #94 - mondominiman (03/11/2014) [-]
*Pirates of Silicon valley
#121 - Picture 03/11/2014 on Gif + Song -1
#95 - A lightbulb is also shiny until you turn it on 03/10/2014 on Luminous nose? 0
#8094839 - Omg I know, so cute I didn't think I would ship them but I…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8094859 - dancininseptember (03/10/2014) [-]
I ship them so hard now,
I really don't even have any theories, it totally threw me
User avatar #8095056 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
The only theory I have right now was that the funeral home was some kind of trap, like all those zombies couldn't have gotten to the door without them noticing unless someone somehow put them there since Beth and Daryl had put up noise makers. Then also with the cleanliness of the place and the food put there. Something was definitely up.
Other than that, no idea, but we probably won't see them again for at least a couple weeks since the next episode seems to be mostly Carol, Tyreese and the kids.
#8094820 - Also apparently the people who found Daryl are the same guys w…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8094824 - dancininseptember (03/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I recognised the black guy, and the voice of the main one.
#8094814 - I can't say, since both Beth and Daryl never existed in the co…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8094822 - dancininseptember (03/10/2014) [-]
I just feel so distressed man, they can't kill her, did you see how cute her and Daryl were? they just can't D:
User avatar #8094839 - melontwilight (03/10/2014) [-]
Omg I know, so cute
I didn't think I would ship them but I kinda doo
I hope Daryl finds her soon, but I hope the gang isn't with him when he does, seeing as in the house they were calling dibs the second they found woman's clothing
User avatar #8094859 - dancininseptember (03/10/2014) [-]
I ship them so hard now,
I really don't even have any theories, it totally threw me
User avatar #8095056 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
The only theory I have right now was that the funeral home was some kind of trap, like all those zombies couldn't have gotten to the door without them noticing unless someone somehow put them there since Beth and Daryl had put up noise makers. Then also with the cleanliness of the place and the food put there. Something was definitely up.
Other than that, no idea, but we probably won't see them again for at least a couple weeks since the next episode seems to be mostly Carol, Tyreese and the kids.
#8094776 - Yep  [+] (8 new replies) 03/10/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8094778 - dancininseptember (03/10/2014) [-]
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT, WHERE'S BETH, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE???!
User avatar #8094820 - melontwilight (03/10/2014) [-]
Also apparently the people who found Daryl are the same guys who were in the house with Rick.
User avatar #8094824 - dancininseptember (03/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I recognised the black guy, and the voice of the main one.
User avatar #8094814 - melontwilight (03/10/2014) [-]
I can't say, since both Beth and Daryl never existed in the comics, and the show doesn't follow them exactly anyway. I've read some theories that Beth was maybe taken by a group of cannibals, which the group apparently comes across in the comic a little bit after the prison, but I don't know if there are any similarities in the situation, I've only read the comic up until around where the series is now. I hope Beth doesn't die though.
User avatar #8094822 - dancininseptember (03/10/2014) [-]
I just feel so distressed man, they can't kill her, did you see how cute her and Daryl were? they just can't D:
User avatar #8094839 - melontwilight (03/10/2014) [-]
Omg I know, so cute
I didn't think I would ship them but I kinda doo
I hope Daryl finds her soon, but I hope the gang isn't with him when he does, seeing as in the house they were calling dibs the second they found woman's clothing
User avatar #8094859 - dancininseptember (03/10/2014) [-]
I ship them so hard now,
I really don't even have any theories, it totally threw me
User avatar #8095056 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
The only theory I have right now was that the funeral home was some kind of trap, like all those zombies couldn't have gotten to the door without them noticing unless someone somehow put them there since Beth and Daryl had put up noise makers. Then also with the cleanliness of the place and the food put there. Something was definitely up.
Other than that, no idea, but we probably won't see them again for at least a couple weeks since the next episode seems to be mostly Carol, Tyreese and the kids.
#8094772 - What do you need help with?  [+] (10 new replies) 03/10/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8094775 - dancininseptember (03/10/2014) [-]
did you watch TWD yesterday?
User avatar #8094776 - melontwilight (03/10/2014) [-]
Yep
User avatar #8094778 - dancininseptember (03/10/2014) [-]
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT, WHERE'S BETH, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE???!
User avatar #8094820 - melontwilight (03/10/2014) [-]
Also apparently the people who found Daryl are the same guys who were in the house with Rick.
User avatar #8094824 - dancininseptember (03/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I recognised the black guy, and the voice of the main one.
User avatar #8094814 - melontwilight (03/10/2014) [-]
I can't say, since both Beth and Daryl never existed in the comics, and the show doesn't follow them exactly anyway. I've read some theories that Beth was maybe taken by a group of cannibals, which the group apparently comes across in the comic a little bit after the prison, but I don't know if there are any similarities in the situation, I've only read the comic up until around where the series is now. I hope Beth doesn't die though.
User avatar #8094822 - dancininseptember (03/10/2014) [-]
I just feel so distressed man, they can't kill her, did you see how cute her and Daryl were? they just can't D:
User avatar #8094839 - melontwilight (03/10/2014) [-]
Omg I know, so cute
I didn't think I would ship them but I kinda doo
I hope Daryl finds her soon, but I hope the gang isn't with him when he does, seeing as in the house they were calling dibs the second they found woman's clothing
User avatar #8094859 - dancininseptember (03/10/2014) [-]
I ship them so hard now,
I really don't even have any theories, it totally threw me
User avatar #8095056 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
The only theory I have right now was that the funeral home was some kind of trap, like all those zombies couldn't have gotten to the door without them noticing unless someone somehow put them there since Beth and Daryl had put up noise makers. Then also with the cleanliness of the place and the food put there. Something was definitely up.
Other than that, no idea, but we probably won't see them again for at least a couple weeks since the next episode seems to be mostly Carol, Tyreese and the kids.
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by melontwilight
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User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz (04/18/2014) [-]
melon happy bday
User avatar #177 to #176 - melontwilight (04/21/2014) [-]
Thanx dood
User avatar #178 to #177 - protomanrulezz (04/21/2014) [-]
I saw it on skype and was like
"I should message her"
then I realized that not being on you wont receive it, so a comment will last.
User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
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User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
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wow

trying to draw is fucking hard in touchpads
User avatar #159 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
User avatar #151 - yorker (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #146 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
#148 to #147 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
#138 - theflamingfire (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
**niggastolemyname rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
User avatar #97 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
User avatar #93 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #95 to #94 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
u no gib skypie
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