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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:4/01/2014
Location:Canada
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#8096266 - Ikr  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8096280 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
Its like a place in a fairytale
#8096256 - mfw I've been reading creepypasta like all ******* …  [+] (16 new replies) 03/11/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #8096290 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
Why is your face skim milk I don't understand
User avatar #8096293 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Did u not read the second line of my damn comment
User avatar #8096302 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
No

I didn't need to

Why are people all of a sudden just throwing mfw in front of evrey damn thing

I don't get it
User avatar #8096289 - alexthesiro (03/11/2014) [-]
newt
#8096282 - thesovereigngrave (03/11/2014) [-]
g'night

I don't have most of my images right now, so have some Bondage-Ironman you fig.
User avatar #8096267 - kokanum (03/11/2014) [-]
Nighty
User avatar #8096264 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
Canada is such a fun place
User avatar #8096266 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Ikr
User avatar #8096280 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
Its like a place in a fairytale
User avatar #8096262 - poorlyred (03/11/2014) [-]
y did u delete pics

y did u read copypastas all day

y is it not butter?
User avatar #8096279 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Cleaning up

Boredom/felt like it

because margarine is like 873957938759 times better
User avatar #8096283 - poorlyred (03/11/2014) [-]
das dum

2spook2fallasleep

wow, faku
User avatar #8096269 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
um wow fuck u
User avatar #8096274 - enteroreninenine (03/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #8096259 - FightClub (03/11/2014) [-]
what a shitty day
#8096242 - Sorry How are things  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8096254 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
go to bed twables
#8096236 - Yea you should try it sometime  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8096238 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
why u do dis?
User avatar #8096242 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Sorry
How are things
User avatar #8096254 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
go to bed twables
#8096226 - He's like 2% Not even He's like Skim Skim … 03/11/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
#8096215 - But I'm gonna go to bed soon  [+] (5 new replies) 03/11/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8096231 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
you go to bed like, every day
User avatar #8096236 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Yea you should try it sometime
User avatar #8096238 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
why u do dis?
User avatar #8096242 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Sorry
How are things
User avatar #8096254 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
go to bed twables
#40 - That's ok, I figured it was just a brain fart 03/11/2014 on eat it! 0
#8096196 - lik dis if u cri evertim  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #8096200 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
twables pls
#8096192 - Yea but it's ok cause I crave attention  [+] (7 new replies) 03/11/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8096210 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
if you crave attention skype me
User avatar #8096215 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
But I'm gonna go to bed soon
User avatar #8096231 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
you go to bed like, every day
User avatar #8096236 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Yea you should try it sometime
User avatar #8096238 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
why u do dis?
User avatar #8096242 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Sorry
How are things
User avatar #8096254 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
go to bed twables
#8096176 - Whenever I'm mentioned by you I pretty much automatically assu…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/11/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8096181 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
and then everyone copy pastes it to mention the fuck out of you
User avatar #8096192 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Yea but it's ok cause I crave attention
User avatar #8096210 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
if you crave attention skype me
User avatar #8096215 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
But I'm gonna go to bed soon
User avatar #8096231 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
you go to bed like, every day
User avatar #8096236 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Yea you should try it sometime
User avatar #8096238 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
why u do dis?
User avatar #8096242 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Sorry
How are things
User avatar #8096254 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
go to bed twables
#38 - I'm like 70% sure it has a beak 03/11/2014 on eat it! 0
#37 - Chickens aren't mammals dude  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on eat it! +4
User avatar #39 - TheMacDaddy (03/11/2014) [-]
Damn.... that was all kinds of stupid... i was thinking of pigs because i dissected a fetal pig in my anatomy and physiology class last year.
User avatar #40 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
That's ok, I figured it was just a brain fart
#8096135 - Eventually my family got too busy to go to church and stuff, i…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8096137 - alexthesiro (03/11/2014) [-]
ah
#8096100 - ye ye 03/11/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8096097 - That's the first time anyone's ever said that to me 03/11/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8096091 - tfw I was raised Christian and was religious up until maybe th…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8096115 - Deavas (03/11/2014) [-]
tfw i was raised my whole life jewish and all my friends come to me to ask me jew stuff and i have literally no fucking clue
User avatar #8096110 - alexthesiro (03/11/2014) [-]
so you stopped being religious?
User avatar #8096135 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Eventually my family got too busy to go to church and stuff, if we had kept going I would probably still be a little religious, not sure though.
User avatar #8096137 - alexthesiro (03/11/2014) [-]
ah
#8096062 - I guess I can forgive you  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8096075 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
You are like, the coolest person I know
User avatar #8096097 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
That's the first time anyone's ever said that to me
#8096040 - ye that's what I thought  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8096059 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
sowwy twables
User avatar #8096062 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
I guess I can forgive you
User avatar #8096075 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
You are like, the coolest person I know
User avatar #8096097 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
That's the first time anyone's ever said that to me
#8096030 - um excuse u  [+] (6 new replies) 03/11/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8096034 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
1 cool person
User avatar #8096040 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
ye that's what I thought
User avatar #8096059 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
sowwy twables
User avatar #8096062 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
I guess I can forgive you
User avatar #8096075 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
You are like, the coolest person I know
User avatar #8096097 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
That's the first time anyone's ever said that to me
#8096006 - I think people are entitled to their beliefs, if someone says … 03/11/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#4 - I never knew that was a continuation of the first 03/11/2014 on died with a smile on his... +8
#26 - Looks like a chicken fetus to me  [+] (8 new replies) 03/11/2014 on eat it! +1
#36 - millhouse (03/11/2014) [-]
Many embryos of animals and humans look alike in the first part of the growth cycle.
#60 - fullsteamahead (03/11/2014) [-]
It's a chicken. That way I can sleep tonight
User avatar #38 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
I'm like 70% sure it has a beak
User avatar #35 - TheMacDaddy (03/11/2014) [-]
It is odd how much all mammals look alike in the first couple of months.
User avatar #46 - superpats (03/11/2014) [-]
ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny- for all you bio majors out there
#37 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Chickens aren't mammals dude
User avatar #39 - TheMacDaddy (03/11/2014) [-]
Damn.... that was all kinds of stupid... i was thinking of pigs because i dissected a fetal pig in my anatomy and physiology class last year.
User avatar #40 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
That's ok, I figured it was just a brain fart
#10 - Good thing I kept this handy after I made it last time this w… 03/11/2014 on It... Kinda Does Though... +8
#70 - I've seen the oreo cereal very recently at costco here in Canada 03/11/2014 on just thought about it the... 0
#95 - I'm not sure, it was a couple years ago. I looked it up and th… 03/11/2014 on I know I can't be the only one 0
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
melon happy bday
User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
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User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
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wow

trying to draw is ******* hard in touchpads
User avatar #159 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
User avatar #151 - yorker (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #146 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
#148 to #147 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
#138 - theflamingfire ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
User avatar #97 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
User avatar #93 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #95 to #94 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
u no gib skypie
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