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Gender: female
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:6/08/2014
Location:Canada
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#8097360 - I need a ******* trophy for putting up with Kobo'…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on sfw random board +2
#8097450 - ViXi (03/11/2014) [-]
Here you go
User avatar #8097363 - dubslao (03/11/2014) [-]
who
User avatar #8097387 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
It's a company that makes ereaders and the store to buy the books from is fucking stupid
#8096413 - I went to Walmart in Las Vegas and it was like that so therefo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8096424 - holyfool (03/11/2014) [-]
O no my friend, there are some crazy fuckers down there in Las Vegas.
I assume it's because these cats bust in and steal them far too often.
#8096405 - This should be retitled to "How Newfies Sound to the Res… 03/11/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8096387 - When in doubt post muffins 03/11/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8096381 - It only has 1,000 dislikes compared to 13,000 likes bro 03/11/2014 on sfw random board 0
#8096372 - Watch this in the dark dudes trust me  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8096374 - FightClub (03/11/2014) [-]
too many dislikes, it's shit
User avatar #8096381 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
It only has 1,000 dislikes compared to 13,000 likes bro
#8096357 - Do you not read people's entire comments like ever?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8096370 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
What
#8096334 - No it's definitely America like we don't do that **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on sfw random board +2
User avatar #8096341 - enteroreninenine (03/11/2014) [-]
well idk then
#8096313 - Question for the Americans Why are the condoms behind lock…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/11/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #8096394 - holyfool (03/11/2014) [-]
I don't know what stores you shop at but maybe they just like to see the look on people's faces.
User avatar #8096413 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
I went to Walmart in Las Vegas and it was like that so therefore I assumed the entire country did that
User avatar #8096424 - holyfool (03/11/2014) [-]
O no my friend, there are some crazy fuckers down there in Las Vegas.
I assume it's because these cats bust in and steal them far too often.
User avatar #8096346 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
I don't know where you are but it's not like that here
User avatar #8096357 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Do you not read people's entire comments like ever?
User avatar #8096370 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
What
User avatar #8096329 - youhei (03/11/2014) [-]
where i am the cheaper razors are in locked boxes that they unlock at the register and condoms are just out
User avatar #8096326 - enteroreninenine (03/11/2014) [-]
Condoms aren't behind class you ding dong
I mean maybe in walmart
But no one buys condoms from walmart
That's just walmart, not america
User avatar #8096334 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
No it's definitely America like we don't do that shit in Canada, you're free to grab them by yourself
User avatar #8096341 - enteroreninenine (03/11/2014) [-]
well idk then
User avatar #8096320 - thekillerwalrus (03/11/2014) [-]
Actually, where I am the razors are locked up and the condoms are not.
#8096303 - Neither do I dude unless we're kicking your ass at it in the o…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on sfw random board +2
User avatar #8096306 - enteroreninenine (03/11/2014) [-]
shut up and go bed
#8096293 - Did u not read the second line of my damn comment  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8096302 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
No

I didn't need to

Why are people all of a sudden just throwing mfw in front of evrey damn thing

I don't get it
#8096279 - Cleaning up Boredom/felt like it because mar…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #8096283 - poorlyred (03/11/2014) [-]
das dum

2spook2fallasleep

wow, faku
#8096269 - um wow **** u  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #8096274 - enteroreninenine (03/11/2014) [-]
#8096266 - Ikr  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8096280 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
Its like a place in a fairytale
#8096256 - mfw I've been reading creepypasta like all ******* …  [+] (15 new replies) 03/11/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #8096290 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
Why is your face skim milk I don't understand
User avatar #8096293 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Did u not read the second line of my damn comment
User avatar #8096302 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
No

I didn't need to

Why are people all of a sudden just throwing mfw in front of evrey damn thing

I don't get it
#8096282 - thesovereigngrave (03/11/2014) [-]
g'night

I don't have most of my images right now, so have some Bondage-Ironman you fig.
User avatar #8096267 - kokanum (03/11/2014) [-]
Nighty
User avatar #8096264 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
Canada is such a fun place
User avatar #8096266 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Ikr
User avatar #8096280 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
Its like a place in a fairytale
User avatar #8096262 - poorlyred (03/11/2014) [-]
y did u delete pics

y did u read copypastas all day

y is it not butter?
User avatar #8096279 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Cleaning up

Boredom/felt like it

because margarine is like 873957938759 times better
User avatar #8096283 - poorlyred (03/11/2014) [-]
das dum

2spook2fallasleep

wow, faku
User avatar #8096269 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
um wow fuck u
User avatar #8096274 - enteroreninenine (03/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #8096259 - FightClub (03/11/2014) [-]
what a shitty day
#8096242 - Sorry How are things  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8096254 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
go to bed twables
#8096236 - Yea you should try it sometime  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8096238 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
why u do dis?
User avatar #8096242 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Sorry
How are things
User avatar #8096254 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
go to bed twables
#8096226 - He's like 2% Not even He's like Skim Skim … 03/11/2014 on sfw random board +1
#8096215 - But I'm gonna go to bed soon  [+] (5 new replies) 03/11/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8096231 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
you go to bed like, every day
User avatar #8096236 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Yea you should try it sometime
User avatar #8096238 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
why u do dis?
User avatar #8096242 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Sorry
How are things
User avatar #8096254 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
go to bed twables
#40 - That's ok, I figured it was just a brain fart 03/11/2014 on eat it! 0
#8096196 - lik dis if u cri evertim  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #8096200 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
twables pls
#8096192 - Yea but it's ok cause I crave attention  [+] (7 new replies) 03/11/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8096210 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
if you crave attention skype me
User avatar #8096215 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
But I'm gonna go to bed soon
User avatar #8096231 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
you go to bed like, every day
User avatar #8096236 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Yea you should try it sometime
User avatar #8096238 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
why u do dis?
User avatar #8096242 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Sorry
How are things
User avatar #8096254 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
go to bed twables
#8096176 - Whenever I'm mentioned by you I pretty much automatically assu…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/11/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8096181 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
and then everyone copy pastes it to mention the fuck out of you
User avatar #8096192 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Yea but it's ok cause I crave attention
User avatar #8096210 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
if you crave attention skype me
User avatar #8096215 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
But I'm gonna go to bed soon
User avatar #8096231 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
you go to bed like, every day
User avatar #8096236 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Yea you should try it sometime
User avatar #8096238 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
why u do dis?
User avatar #8096242 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
Sorry
How are things
User avatar #8096254 - protomanrulezz (03/11/2014) [-]
go to bed twables
#38 - I'm like 70% sure it has a beak 03/11/2014 on eat it! 0
#37 - Chickens aren't mammals dude  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on eat it! +4
User avatar #39 - TheMacDaddy (03/11/2014) [-]
Damn.... that was all kinds of stupid... i was thinking of pigs because i dissected a fetal pig in my anatomy and physiology class last year.
User avatar #40 - melontwilight (03/11/2014) [-]
That's ok, I figured it was just a brain fart
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by melontwilight
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#179 - miscarriage ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
i miss you
i miss you
User avatar #180 to #179 - miscarriage ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
im twi btw

my account is still ban so im using this fags

PLS COME BACK
User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
melon happy bday
User avatar #177 to #176 - melontwilight (04/21/2014) [-]
Thanx dood
User avatar #178 to #177 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
I saw it on skype and was like
"I should message her"
then I realized that not being on you wont receive it, so a comment will last.
User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
#164 - billywonka has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
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wow

trying to draw is ******* hard in touchpads
User avatar #159 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
User avatar #151 - yorker (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #146 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
#148 to #147 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
#138 - theflamingfire (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #129 to #128 - RevengeNL ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
User avatar #97 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
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