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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:6/08/2014
Location:Canada
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#8112621 - Facebook is fine but Youtube is being stupid for me too 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
#8112551 - BC has the gayest flag ever  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
#8112593 - shrekis (03/12/2014) [-]
#8112508 - Ohh ok we are from the same province, I thought you were from …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8112514 - shrekis (03/12/2014) [-]
alberta is so faggy its almost faggier than quebec
#8112502 - Onatrio 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
#8112481 - Oh are you from ON?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8112497 - shrekis (03/12/2014) [-]
ye
User avatar #8112508 - melontwilight (03/12/2014) [-]
Ohh ok we are from the same province, I thought you were from Alberta for some reason.
User avatar #8112514 - shrekis (03/12/2014) [-]
alberta is so faggy its almost faggier than quebec
#218 - #216  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Kid these days +2
#219 - ratstroke (03/12/2014) [-]
thanks bruv(ette)
#216 - Yo yo yo here's the source Bad Samaritans The s… 03/12/2014 on Kid these days +7
#8110702 - ye ye 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
#8110699 - Well I live here too, but I don'g think we live in the same province.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8112455 - shrekis (03/12/2014) [-]
good things grow
in ur butthole
User avatar #8112481 - melontwilight (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh are you from ON?
User avatar #8112497 - shrekis (03/12/2014) [-]
ye
User avatar #8112508 - melontwilight (03/12/2014) [-]
Ohh ok we are from the same province, I thought you were from Alberta for some reason.
User avatar #8112514 - shrekis (03/12/2014) [-]
alberta is so faggy its almost faggier than quebec
#8110691 - um non fuk u  [+] (7 new replies) 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8110695 - mynameisnotmike (03/12/2014) [-]
thats where shrekis lives
User avatar #8110699 - melontwilight (03/12/2014) [-]
Well I live here too, but I don'g think we live in the same province.
User avatar #8112455 - shrekis (03/12/2014) [-]
good things grow
in ur butthole
User avatar #8112481 - melontwilight (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh are you from ON?
User avatar #8112497 - shrekis (03/12/2014) [-]
ye
User avatar #8112508 - melontwilight (03/12/2014) [-]
Ohh ok we are from the same province, I thought you were from Alberta for some reason.
User avatar #8112514 - shrekis (03/12/2014) [-]
alberta is so faggy its almost faggier than quebec
#8110680 - I am in Canada and it is warm  [+] (13 new replies) 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8110694 - ajrin (03/12/2014) [-]
Im in Sweden and it's warm
User avatar #8110693 - krahne (03/12/2014) [-]
I am in Canada aswell and I can confirm it is in fact warm
User avatar #8110702 - melontwilight (03/12/2014) [-]
ye ye
User avatar #8110688 - mynameisnotmike (03/12/2014) [-]
get out of canada
User avatar #8110691 - melontwilight (03/12/2014) [-]
um non fuk u
User avatar #8110695 - mynameisnotmike (03/12/2014) [-]
thats where shrekis lives
User avatar #8110699 - melontwilight (03/12/2014) [-]
Well I live here too, but I don'g think we live in the same province.
User avatar #8112455 - shrekis (03/12/2014) [-]
good things grow
in ur butthole
User avatar #8112481 - melontwilight (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh are you from ON?
User avatar #8112497 - shrekis (03/12/2014) [-]
ye
User avatar #8112508 - melontwilight (03/12/2014) [-]
Ohh ok we are from the same province, I thought you were from Alberta for some reason.
User avatar #8112514 - shrekis (03/12/2014) [-]
alberta is so faggy its almost faggier than quebec
User avatar #8110683 - kilroydotexe (03/12/2014) [-]
**kilroydotexe rolled a random comment #4827907 posted by SumoWamm at Item's, Rares, Parties, and DJ 4Dm1n ** :
Who do you owe?
#8110673 - I'd sic my moose Henry after you 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
#8105737 - Considering it's going to be a Disney sitcom, I'm not getting …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8105770 - monsieurhonkhonk (03/12/2014) [-]
Disney's had some good sitcoms on occasion. Suite Life of Zack and Cody was pretty good, for what it was. As long as its not poor jokes and laugh tracks, and at least kind of resembles the old series, I'll be sated. Boy Meets World had some balls and soul, that's what made it so enjoyable to watch. Not to mention the humor and Shawn and Corey's bromance.
#8105693 - Are they still even gonna do girl meets world?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8105697 - monsieurhonkhonk (03/12/2014) [-]
I think so, I haven't really been following it
I just hope they stay true to the original series
of course knowing people nowadays, they probably won't
User avatar #8105737 - melontwilight (03/12/2014) [-]
Considering it's going to be a Disney sitcom, I'm not getting my hopes up
I just looked it up, it's supposed to start sometime this year, probably later in the year
User avatar #8105770 - monsieurhonkhonk (03/12/2014) [-]
Disney's had some good sitcoms on occasion. Suite Life of Zack and Cody was pretty good, for what it was. As long as its not poor jokes and laugh tracks, and at least kind of resembles the old series, I'll be sated. Boy Meets World had some balls and soul, that's what made it so enjoyable to watch. Not to mention the humor and Shawn and Corey's bromance.
#8105689 - Picture 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
#8105675 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
#8105689 - melontwilight (03/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #8105686 - monsieurhonkhonk (03/12/2014) [-]
aww yeah
not sure about Girl Meets World, though
good thing Topanga is still banging
though she was hotter when she was thicker
User avatar #8107211 - topanga (03/12/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #8110581 - monsieurhonkhonk (03/12/2014) [-]
damn gurl
show me dem thighs
User avatar #8105693 - melontwilight (03/12/2014) [-]
Are they still even gonna do girl meets world?
User avatar #8105697 - monsieurhonkhonk (03/12/2014) [-]
I think so, I haven't really been following it
I just hope they stay true to the original series
of course knowing people nowadays, they probably won't
User avatar #8105737 - melontwilight (03/12/2014) [-]
Considering it's going to be a Disney sitcom, I'm not getting my hopes up
I just looked it up, it's supposed to start sometime this year, probably later in the year
User avatar #8105770 - monsieurhonkhonk (03/12/2014) [-]
Disney's had some good sitcoms on occasion. Suite Life of Zack and Cody was pretty good, for what it was. As long as its not poor jokes and laugh tracks, and at least kind of resembles the old series, I'll be sated. Boy Meets World had some balls and soul, that's what made it so enjoyable to watch. Not to mention the humor and Shawn and Corey's bromance.
#8105684 - oxymoronking (03/12/2014) [-]
#8105621 - < 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
#8105604 - tbh it doesn't even look all that gross it looks educational 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
#8105595 - Oh whoops I didn't notice it was you that posted it 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
#8105594 - Did you eat urself bro  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #8105611 - masterofmuffins (03/12/2014) [-]
Yes. And I was delicious I taste like a motherfucker.
#8105587 - I didn't have nervous shark 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
#8105582 - Das shopped bro dun worry  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #8105590 - chillybilly (03/12/2014) [-]
That's not the issue
Rather the sea of red that I'm drowning in.
User avatar #8105595 - melontwilight (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh whoops I didn't notice it was you that posted it
#8105565 - Did you eat all teh muffins  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #8105578 - masterofmuffins (03/12/2014) [-]
I don't have to. I am all the muffins.
User avatar #8105594 - melontwilight (03/12/2014) [-]
Did you eat urself bro
User avatar #8105611 - masterofmuffins (03/12/2014) [-]
Yes. And I was delicious I taste like a motherfucker.
#8105558 - I still don't have any pics so this is the best I can do to sh…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
#8105580 - protomanrulezz (03/12/2014) [-]
just post nervous shark
User avatar #8105587 - melontwilight (03/12/2014) [-]
I didn't have nervous shark
#8105521 - no ur not lol # *************** 03/12/2014 on retard forum 0
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by melontwilight
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User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz (04/18/2014) [-]
melon happy bday
User avatar #177 to #176 - melontwilight (04/21/2014) [-]
Thanx dood
User avatar #178 to #177 - protomanrulezz (04/21/2014) [-]
I saw it on skype and was like
"I should message her"
then I realized that not being on you wont receive it, so a comment will last.
User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
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User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
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wow

trying to draw is ******* hard in touchpads
User avatar #159 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
User avatar #151 - yorker (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #146 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
#148 to #147 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
#138 - theflamingfire ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
User avatar #97 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
User avatar #93 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #95 to #94 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
u no gib skypie
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