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Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
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#7605889 - That's good, you don't want power washer.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #7605899 - poorlyred (01/28/2014) [-]
Well yeah
Not as nice as waterfall relaxation shower time
You can't wank with a jet carving you
#7605715 - I don't know, but you know how some showers are just a nice wa…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #7605745 - poorlyred (01/28/2014) [-]
Mine are always waterfalls
User avatar #7605889 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
That's good, you don't want power washer.
User avatar #7605899 - poorlyred (01/28/2014) [-]
Well yeah
Not as nice as waterfall relaxation shower time
You can't wank with a jet carving you
#7605692 - Well yea it was, but my brother's in that phase right now wher… 01/28/2014 on retard forum 0
#7605677 - Weird. Like I guess it's a compliment but 01/28/2014 on retard forum 0
#7605669 - When you're in a shower with high water pressure and the water…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #7605672 - poorlyred (01/28/2014) [-]
Who puts high pressure on in the shower?
User avatar #7605715 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
I don't know, but you know how some showers are just a nice waterfall and others are like a fucking power washer?
User avatar #7605745 - poorlyred (01/28/2014) [-]
Mine are always waterfalls
User avatar #7605889 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
That's good, you don't want power washer.
User avatar #7605899 - poorlyred (01/28/2014) [-]
Well yeah
Not as nice as waterfall relaxation shower time
You can't wank with a jet carving you
#7605656 - Once I hiccuped and my brother yelled "That was so …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #7605673 - mckinkymcormic (01/28/2014) [-]
it problably was.
User avatar #7605692 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
Well yea it was, but my brother's in that phase right now where he tries to be tough or whatever and calls me and our sisters faggots or nigger whenever our parents aren't around, so it was just weird to come from him.
User avatar #7605661 - poorlyred (01/28/2014) [-]
Fuck him with a strap on, that'll show him
User avatar #7605660 - wemilznotkill (01/28/2014) [-]
brothers are weird

my brother told me that my boobs made my stomach look smaller...
User avatar #7605677 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
Weird. Like I guess it's a compliment but
#7605645 - Yes, though I just meant the word. I guess guys would say neat…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #7605668 - lonesomemeheecan (01/28/2014) [-]
I say cute pretty frequently for a guy I'd figure, albeit most of the time it's sarcasm but I would say I use it at a rate 6 times that of the word neat. My vocabulary is also larger than average so I'd say I use other terms as well rather than either of the two.
But cute is up there.
#7605615 - Hot enough to bake bacon.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #7605620 - darlingdo (01/28/2014) [-]
Hot enough to do whatever to bacon you want.
#7605607 - I guess that's how genders differ.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #7605638 - lonesomemeheecan (01/28/2014) [-]
Or just how the individual differs.
I doubt that every single guy finds it neat.
User avatar #7605645 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
Yes, though I just meant the word. I guess guys would say neat more often than they would say cute, and opposite for girls.
User avatar #7605668 - lonesomemeheecan (01/28/2014) [-]
I say cute pretty frequently for a guy I'd figure, albeit most of the time it's sarcasm but I would say I use it at a rate 6 times that of the word neat. My vocabulary is also larger than average so I'd say I use other terms as well rather than either of the two.
But cute is up there.
#7605589 - That's hot  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #7605604 - darlingdo (01/28/2014) [-]
Hot enough to fry bacon.
User avatar #7605615 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
Hot enough to bake bacon.
User avatar #7605620 - darlingdo (01/28/2014) [-]
Hot enough to do whatever to bacon you want.
#7605585 - Picture 01/28/2014 on retard forum 0
#7605564 - pls do  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #7605580 - poorlyred (01/28/2014) [-]
just for that, no
User avatar #7605585 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
#7605556 - That must be some raw ******* bacon. …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #7605572 - darlingdo (01/28/2014) [-]
You'll be raw when I'm done with you!
User avatar #7605589 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
That's hot
User avatar #7605604 - darlingdo (01/28/2014) [-]
Hot enough to fry bacon.
User avatar #7605615 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
Hot enough to bake bacon.
User avatar #7605620 - darlingdo (01/28/2014) [-]
Hot enough to do whatever to bacon you want.
#7605542 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #7605579 - lonesomemeheecan (01/28/2014) [-]
I would say that is more "neat" than "cute".
User avatar #7605607 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
I guess that's how genders differ.
User avatar #7605638 - lonesomemeheecan (01/28/2014) [-]
Or just how the individual differs.
I doubt that every single guy finds it neat.
User avatar #7605645 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
Yes, though I just meant the word. I guess guys would say neat more often than they would say cute, and opposite for girls.
User avatar #7605668 - lonesomemeheecan (01/28/2014) [-]
I say cute pretty frequently for a guy I'd figure, albeit most of the time it's sarcasm but I would say I use it at a rate 6 times that of the word neat. My vocabulary is also larger than average so I'd say I use other terms as well rather than either of the two.
But cute is up there.
#7605539 - It's a glass jar with fancy writing I put on it that says &quo…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #7605609 - thesovereigngrave (01/28/2014) [-]
Neat.
User avatar #7605616 - lonesomemeheecan (01/28/2014) [-]
That's what I said.
#7605498 - I made a cute jar in which to keep all the ticket stubs from m…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/28/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #7605518 - lonesomemeheecan (01/28/2014) [-]
What makes a jar cute?
User avatar #7605579 - lonesomemeheecan (01/28/2014) [-]
I would say that is more "neat" than "cute".
User avatar #7605607 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
I guess that's how genders differ.
User avatar #7605638 - lonesomemeheecan (01/28/2014) [-]
Or just how the individual differs.
I doubt that every single guy finds it neat.
User avatar #7605645 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
Yes, though I just meant the word. I guess guys would say neat more often than they would say cute, and opposite for girls.
User avatar #7605668 - lonesomemeheecan (01/28/2014) [-]
I say cute pretty frequently for a guy I'd figure, albeit most of the time it's sarcasm but I would say I use it at a rate 6 times that of the word neat. My vocabulary is also larger than average so I'd say I use other terms as well rather than either of the two.
But cute is up there.
User avatar #7605505 - thesovereigngrave (01/28/2014) [-]
How is the jar cute, exactly?
User avatar #7605539 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
It's a glass jar with fancy writing I put on it that says "At The Theatre" with fancy designs around it so I guess it's cute. Idk. It's cute though.
User avatar #7605609 - thesovereigngrave (01/28/2014) [-]
Neat.
User avatar #7605616 - lonesomemeheecan (01/28/2014) [-]
That's what I said.
User avatar #7605501 - protomanrulezz (01/28/2014) [-]
I keep mine inside a lock box
I have about 100
#7605484 - If you don't cook your bacon in the oven I don't even know wha…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/28/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #7605509 - darlingdo (01/28/2014) [-]
I cook it with my hotness.
User avatar #7605556 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
That must be some raw fucking bacon.

huehuehuehue
User avatar #7605572 - darlingdo (01/28/2014) [-]
You'll be raw when I'm done with you!
User avatar #7605589 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
That's hot
User avatar #7605604 - darlingdo (01/28/2014) [-]
Hot enough to fry bacon.
User avatar #7605615 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
Hot enough to bake bacon.
User avatar #7605620 - darlingdo (01/28/2014) [-]
Hot enough to do whatever to bacon you want.
User avatar #7605495 - mckinkymcormic (01/28/2014) [-]
nigga i ant got time fo dat
User avatar #7605492 - vincento (01/28/2014) [-]
turkey bacon is better fried
User avatar #7605491 - analsprinkles (01/28/2014) [-]
i like it fried sometimes but it's true oven is better
#7605463 - No, not like that. Like personal things. Like on here, I'll pr… 01/28/2014 on retard forum +1
#7605447 - Really? I guess it does.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #7605483 - protomanrulezz (01/28/2014) [-]
If you cant let people in 100%, then you cant really ever trust anyone.
#7605416 - The way I treat relationships are weird, pretty much the close…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/28/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #7605456 - peanutsaurusrex (01/28/2014) [-]
So does that mean you like to share your genitals with people you dont know
User avatar #7605463 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
No, not like that. Like personal things. Like on here, I'll pretty much talk about anything, then with my regular friends, there's thing's I'll keep from them, and so on.
User avatar #7605443 - lonesomemeheecan (01/28/2014) [-]
Whoa, that' really deep and pfilosoftical.
User avatar #7605432 - poorlyred (01/28/2014) [-]
I usually just give them shit and take a shit in their house
User avatar #7605426 - protomanrulezz (01/28/2014) [-]
That sounds pretty mentally unhealthy.
User avatar #7605447 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
Really? I guess it does.
User avatar #7605483 - protomanrulezz (01/28/2014) [-]
If you cant let people in 100%, then you cant really ever trust anyone.
#7605290 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on retard forum 0
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#7605274 - Gordon Ramsay's left earlobe Gordon Ramsay's left earlobe … 01/28/2014 on retard forum +1
#7605264 - Yea that's true  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2014 on retard forum 0
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#7605256 - Oh ok I thought you were just being an *******  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2014 on retard forum 0
#7605259 - protomanrulezz (01/28/2014) [-]
Never!
User avatar #7605264 - melontwilight (01/28/2014) [-]
Yea that's true
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz (04/18/2014) [-]
melon happy bday
User avatar #177 to #176 - melontwilight (04/21/2014) [-]
Thanx dood
User avatar #178 to #177 - protomanrulezz (04/21/2014) [-]
I saw it on skype and was like
"I should message her"
then I realized that not being on you wont receive it, so a comment will last.
User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
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User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
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wow

trying to draw is ******* hard in touchpads
User avatar #159 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
User avatar #151 - yorker (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #146 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
#148 to #147 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
#138 - theflamingfire (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
User avatar #97 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
User avatar #93 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
:c
User avatar #95 to #94 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
u no gib skypie
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