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Gender: female
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:6/08/2014
Location:Canada
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Comment Thumbs: 9995 total,  10564 ,  569
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Comment Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
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Content Views:131466
Times Content Favorited:278 times
Total Comments Made:12533
FJ Points:12360
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#8117970 - But then who would lead us to the promised land?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #8117976 - shrekis (03/13/2014) [-]
not me
User avatar #8117988 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
BUT WHO?
User avatar #8118001 - shrekis (03/13/2014) [-]
who is most relevant thread user
User avatar #8118007 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
idfk
User avatar #8117983 - mindlessdubs (03/13/2014) [-]
^
#8117965 - It's a joke about a pun  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8117969 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
sposed to rhyme
User avatar #8117980 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
I know what I'm doing
#8117989 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
nbohhhhh
User avatar #8117996 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
Hush child
#8117955 - If joshlol was a british stereotype he'd be chavlol  [+] (6 new replies) 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8117958 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
you dont understand the cncept of these puns do you
User avatar #8117965 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
It's a joke about a pun
#8117969 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
sposed to rhyme
User avatar #8117980 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
I know what I'm doing
#8117989 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
nbohhhhh
User avatar #8117996 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
Hush child
#8117933 - If Joshlol was an autumn vegetable he'd be squashlol  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8117936 - shrekis (03/13/2014) [-]
lol
#8117883 - Would that pool be filled with holywater? 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#8117865 - nuh 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8117861 - If poorlyred was a mutant he'd be poorlybred  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8117914 - poorlyred (03/13/2014) [-]
nou
#8117845 - And I still wouldn't let you see them  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8117878 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
vagina pls
#8117849 - twi (03/13/2014) [-]
one day
User avatar #8117865 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
nuh
#8117840 - pls  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #8117842 - poorlyred (03/13/2014) [-]
pls at
#8117833 - Be careful, your answer to that question can make or break a woman 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8117821 - But that one isn't a clever pun  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8117851 - joshlol (03/13/2014) [-]
isn't "clever pun" an oxymoron?
#8117811 - If pandacore was a prostitute she'd be pandawhore  [+] (7 new replies) 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8117818 - poorlyred (03/13/2014) [-]
If pandacore was tedious to talk to, she'd be pandabore
User avatar #8117834 - phanact (03/13/2014) [-]
pandasnore
User avatar #8117820 - pandacore (03/13/2014) [-]
but i am
#8117839 - shrekis (03/13/2014) [-]
#8117826 - poorlyred (03/13/2014) [-]
Fuck you, I enjoy talking to you
User avatar #8117828 - pandacore (03/13/2014) [-]
REALL
User avatar #8117832 - poorlyred (03/13/2014) [-]
HOLY FUCK, YES
#8117797 - If commanderbunbun was a mall cop he'd be commanderstungun  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8117810 - twi (03/13/2014) [-]
felontwilight pls
#8117793 - If Joshlol was a spice girl he'd be poshlol  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #8117803 - joshlol (03/13/2014) [-]
if joshlol was a spice girl he'd be a raging homosexual
User avatar #8117821 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
But that one isn't a clever pun
User avatar #8117851 - joshlol (03/13/2014) [-]
isn't "clever pun" an oxymoron?
#8117790 - If billywonka was any more of a douche he'd be billywanka  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#8117935 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #8117796 - poorlyred (03/13/2014) [-]
If melontwilight was a fag, she'd be melontwilight
User avatar #8117840 - melontwilight (03/13/2014) [-]
pls
User avatar #8117842 - poorlyred (03/13/2014) [-]
pls at
#8117623 - I don't know you all that well so idk  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
User avatar #8117698 - kokanum (03/13/2014) [-]
Well, we should talk then
#8117614 - If miscarriage was left at the altar they'd be mismarriage 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism +3
#8117596 - Justin Beiber 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8117582 - ↑ 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#8117574 - They're comfortable and easy to move around in, just like swea… 03/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#740 - The token stereotypical Canadian 03/12/2014 on If I'm the daddy of this... 0
#59 - But then the monsters will get you  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Totally drunk in bed 0
User avatar #61 - dudeheit (03/12/2014) [-]
don't worry! your boozy breath and other body-evaporations will keep them away while you have to deal with the rotating bed
#12 - Or get long medical tubing instead of a straw, run it under yo… 03/12/2014 on Drinking Game 0
#54 - I always thought Mr. Krabs looked like uncooked ground beef 03/12/2014 on This concerns me too 0
#323 - I'm not trying to defend the use of mayonnaise, but some girls…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Tumblr +1
User avatar #327 - narayami (03/12/2014) [-]
yes true. i dont know if the was in Period time or if he uses medications (can affect), but all girls get wet, there girls that ca not get "really wet" but they still can have a good sex. but use mayonneise for that? XD jeez... emotion are a great factor for that too. but wtv... in my oppinion the both of them were dumb.
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by melontwilight
Sticky this comment
#179 - miscarriage (10/27/2014) [-]
i miss you
i miss you
User avatar #180 to #179 - miscarriage (10/27/2014) [-]
im twi btw

my account is still ban so im using this fags

PLS COME BACK
User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
melon happy bday
User avatar #177 to #176 - melontwilight (04/21/2014) [-]
Thanx dood
User avatar #178 to #177 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
I saw it on skype and was like
"I should message her"
then I realized that not being on you wont receive it, so a comment will last.
User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
#164 - billywonka has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link


wow

trying to draw is ******* hard in touchpads
User avatar #159 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
User avatar #151 - yorker (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
User avatar #146 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
#148 to #147 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
#138 - theflamingfire (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
User avatar #97 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
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