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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/30/2012
Last Login:4/01/2014
Location:Canada
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#8331933 - I need context, why did I say this **** ?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ﾉ... +1
User avatar #8336633 - enteroreninenine (04/01/2014) [-]
You were talking about barbie dolls
but at one point you said babies instead of barbies
#8280717 - I've just heard of it now The vid was only posted la… 03/27/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ﾉ... 0
#8280702 - Is this where the **** Shia LaBeouf went? …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/27/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ﾉ... 0
User avatar #8280743 - alexthesiro (03/27/2014) [-]
oh lel
he has ear plugs in
User avatar #8280734 - alexthesiro (03/27/2014) [-]
wtf
User avatar #8280711 - youhei (03/27/2014) [-]
he just wants to be left alone when he's eating people
User avatar #8280709 - rbpwn (03/27/2014) [-]
Nigga that old

He ain't even famous for that anymore
User avatar #8280717 - melontwilight (03/27/2014) [-]
I've just heard of it now
The vid was only posted last month
#172 - what 03/26/2014 on Redneck Facts +3
#91 - I knew that would turn into a dick joke 03/24/2014 on cardboard childhood +1
#77 - >Dick flailing ******* lold 03/23/2014 on Here's a story. +3
#9 - Well yea, I didn't say anything about the teletubbies, just th… 03/23/2014 on Teletubbies Comp #2 +1
#40 - Well yes, it also depends on the size of the package, I believe.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on cardboard childhood +1
User avatar #52 - demandsgayversion (03/23/2014) [-]
Children have tiny dicks, it should be cheap.
User avatar #91 - melontwilight (03/24/2014) [-]
I knew that would turn into a dick joke
#30 - It's a question on how much the kid weighs.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/23/2014 on cardboard childhood +1
User avatar #31 - demandsgayversion (03/23/2014) [-]
Evenly distributed over that many boxes? Almost nothing.
User avatar #109 - Lilstow (03/24/2014) [-]
you're confusing weight and pressure.

box doesn't way any less because the box is bigger, that's retarded.
User avatar #110 - demandsgayversion (03/24/2014) [-]
When you use your imagination, the box can be whatever you want it to be
User avatar #40 - melontwilight (03/23/2014) [-]
Well yes, it also depends on the size of the package, I believe.
User avatar #52 - demandsgayversion (03/23/2014) [-]
Children have tiny dicks, it should be cheap.
User avatar #91 - melontwilight (03/24/2014) [-]
I knew that would turn into a dick joke
#7 - Another quick fact about the filming location, after the show …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Teletubbies Comp #2 +1
User avatar #8 - brucekillah (03/23/2014) [-]
I just thought the teletubbies returned to hell
User avatar #9 - melontwilight (03/23/2014) [-]
Well yea, I didn't say anything about the teletubbies, just the location. The teletubbies did indeed return to hell.
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User avatar #153 - protomanrulezz (02/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by melontwilight
Sticky this comment
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User avatar #176 - protomanrulezz (04/18/2014) [-]
melon happy bday
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User avatar #170 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
guess wat
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User avatar #173 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
rooddddd
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#172 to #171 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
no actually just hugs this time

gib hugs pls
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User avatar #174 to #172 - melontwilight (03/20/2014) [-]
Sorry hugs
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User avatar #175 to #174 - twi (03/20/2014) [-]
ty
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#165 - billywonka (03/13/2014) [-]
unf senpai don't look !!~~
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User avatar #163 - twi (03/04/2014) [-]
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wow

trying to draw is ******* hard in touchpads
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User avatar #159 - dancininseptember (02/26/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your trend
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User avatar #151 - yorker (02/03/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
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User avatar #146 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
hi i want to be your friend
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#148 to #147 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yaaaaaaaaay
yaaaaaaaaay
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User avatar #149 to #148 - melontwilight (01/27/2014) [-]
For some reason I just saw this now and I spat my drink out thanks
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User avatar #150 to #149 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
you're welcome
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User avatar #141 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
protomanrulezz
Here's a mention for ya ;P
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User avatar #142 to #141 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
hey hey
my class stuff got re worked out
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User avatar #143 to #142 - melontwilight (01/14/2014) [-]
wow really? That's awesome! Did you end up just talking to someone to figure it out?
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User avatar #144 to #143 - protomanrulezz (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah.
I have to take the class next semester, but I get to start on my second major this semester
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#138 - theflamingfire (01/08/2014) [-]
SWAG huh?
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User avatar #139 to #138 - melontwilight (01/08/2014) [-]
so swaggie
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User avatar #128 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user RevengeNL ** rolling to the next profile to go to
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User avatar #127 - insaneiare (12/29/2013) [-]
i posted my number because i have nothing to do and no one to text, and im stuck here because of my neck injury. im just bored
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User avatar #131 to #127 - melontwilight (12/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what happened?
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User avatar #132 to #131 - insaneiare (12/30/2013) [-]
i was driving a truck on gavel and the tire blew out, put me in ditch but i kept speed so i came out of ditch then the rear passanger tire blew out and put me back and then i over corrected and smashed the gas flew out of right ditch at a right angle to road and hit the dirt wall on left side of ditch!

TL;DR = i hit a wall with a pickup
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User avatar #102 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Hi stranger.
Picking through friends who're online to say hello to.
You made the cut.
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User avatar #104 to #103 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
How's things, cuttie?
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User avatar #124 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not like that thoough! Well I guess I have like a bit of a longer torso and shorter legs but I'm not off scale or anything
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User avatar #125 to #124 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
It's such a funny thought thooooough.

It's so unproportionate I can't picture you in any other way.
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User avatar #106 to #104 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Pree good. How're you?
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User avatar #107 to #106 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Good!
Studying for math and I'm in a skype call.
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User avatar #108 to #107 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Sounds busy lol
I'm on Christmas break already
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User avatar #109 to #108 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
and I'm trying to budget Minecraft into my spare time.

Whaaat?
You should come here and excuse me from school tomorrow.
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User avatar #110 to #109 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Lol yep I'll pretend to be your guardian or something ;P
Don't you have Friday off? A lot of schools do, I guess depending on the district
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User avatar #111 to #110 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
and I have friday off and only one class thursday.

I would still like to not show up. Mrs.Spensy'sMother
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User avatar #112 to #111 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Yep 1 year older, I could totally pass as your mom ;P
My brother has the same schedule, on Thursday there's like a talent show in the afternoon so I'm picking him up so he doesn't have to go
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User avatar #113 to #112 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm your brother!
That's the excuse!
I'm your brother Mrs.Spensy'sSister
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User avatar #114 to #113 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
That seems much more believable
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User avatar #115 to #114 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Well.
I have a baby-face

how tall are you?
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User avatar #116 to #115 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
About 5'8, you?
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User avatar #117 to #116 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
5'10"

Now I wanna see you just go I can be taller :3
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User avatar #118 to #117 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk why but I thought you would be shorter lol
I'm the tallest pretty much amongst my friends so I forget that I'm actually kinda short compared to a lot more people.
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User avatar #119 to #118 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Nooope.
Taller than you.

I thought you'd be like. 6'1" or something.
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User avatar #120 to #119 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Curses!
Lol why did you think I would be so tall?
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User avatar #121 to #120 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
I dunno.
I just pictured you being tall enough for me to have to look up at.
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User avatar #122 to #121 - melontwilight (12/17/2013) [-]
Haha nope. I look up to you. But just 2 inches, maybe I'll have another growth spurt at 18 ;P
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User avatar #123 to #122 - mrspensy (12/17/2013) [-]
Maybeee.

I just picture you with adorable wittle midget legs and arms.
It's hilarious.
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User avatar #97 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
why are you using a windows stock image as your icon
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User avatar #98 to #97 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
Idk I just used it one day and it stuck. Why not?
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User avatar #99 to #98 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
I dunno. I was too lazy to actually save a picture from google images when I was setting up an account so I just quickly used a windows stock image. then I realized I was just being incredibly lazy.
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User avatar #100 to #99 - melontwilight (12/10/2013) [-]
If I change it now, people won't recognize me. I am now and forever the koala stock image girl.
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User avatar #101 to #100 - nickypickle (12/10/2013) [-]
you carry a large burden on your shoulders m8. I wish you good luck
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User avatar #96 - mrspensy (08/05/2013) [-]
Ey.
You here?
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User avatar #93 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
:c
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User avatar #95 to #94 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
u no gib skypie
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