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melolicious

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Date Signed Up:1/23/2012
Last Login:4/25/2015
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Comment Ranking:#10067
Highest Content Rank:#13534
Highest Comment Rank:#3647
Content Thumbs: 148 total,  227 ,  79
Comment Thumbs: 740 total,  2746 ,  2006
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Level 14 Content: New Here → Level 15 Content: New Here
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Times Content Favorited:8 times
Total Comments Made:1263
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    I feel sorry for this guy.. I feel sorry for this guy..
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    dolan parton pls dolan parton pls
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#29 - You're weird kid  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Forrest Grump 0
User avatar #30 - megamantrigger (5 hours ago) [-]
I'm glad we could have this talk, melolicious. You're learning to express yourself. Break free of your shell!
#26 - Keep trying  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on Forrest Grump 0
#28 - megamantrigger (5 hours ago) [-]
I see, I see...closed off...lashes out...afraid of your own emotions....yup. This is a classic case of being a complete tightwad who got the fuck beaten out of him by his alcoholic father as a child. I'll have to prescribe you 12 grams of some gooutsideandmakesomefriendsyoudepressingfuckheapazine so you can learn how to have some fun for once. Let's meet this time next week and we'll talk about your mother, if you're ready.
#29 - melolicious (5 hours ago) [-]
You're weird kid
User avatar #30 - megamantrigger (5 hours ago) [-]
I'm glad we could have this talk, melolicious. You're learning to express yourself. Break free of your shell!
#170 - Name a country more dumb than the US, k no? Thought so  [+] (4 new replies) 5 hours ago on I Pay -1
#197 - omniscentbotonist (4 hours ago) [-]
Found some, these are the national average IQ ratings of just a number of countries, notice all the ones below the US

Source http://www.photius .com/rankings/nationaliqscorescountryranks.html
no space

1 Singapore 108
2 South Korea 106
3 Japan 105
4 Italy 102
5 Iceland 101
5 Mongolia 101
6 Switzerland 101
7 Austria 100
7 China 100
7 Luxembourg 100
7 Netherlands 100
7 Norway 100
7 United Kingdom 100
8 Belgium 99
8 Canada 99
8 Estonia 99
8 Finland 99
8 Germany 99
8 New Zealand 99
8 Poland 99
8 Sweden 99
9 Andorra 98
9 Australia 98
9 Czech Republic 98
9 Denmark 98
9 France 98
9 Hungary 98
9 Latvia 98
9 Spain 98
9 UNITED STATES 98
10 Belarus 97
10 Malta 97
10 Russia 97
10 Ukraine 97
11 Moldova 96
11 Slovakia 96
11 Slovenia 96
11 Uruguay 96
12 Israel 95
#198 - omniscentbotonist (4 hours ago) [-]
12 Portugal 95
13 Armenia 94
13 Georgia 94
13 Kazakhstan 94
13 Romania 94
13 Vietnam 94
14 Argentina 93
14 Bulgaria 93
15 Greece 92
15 Ireland 92
15 Malaysia 92
16 Brunei 91
16 Cambodia 91
16 Cyprus 91
16 FYROM 91
16 Lithuania 91
16 Sierra Leone 91
16 Thailand 91
17 Albania 90
17 Bosnia and Herzegovina 90
17 Chile 90
17 Croatia 90
17 Kyrgyzstan 90
17 Turkey 90
18 Cook Islands 89
18 Costa Rica 89
18 Laos 89
18 Mauritius 89
18 Serbia 89
18 Suriname 89
19 Ecuador 88
19 Mexico 88
19 Samoa 88
20 Azerbaijan 87
20 Bolivia 87
20 Brazil 87
20 Guyana 87
20 Indonesia 87
20 Iraq 87
#175 - ibaitexplain (5 hours ago) [-]
melolicious
#171 - GeneralAaon (5 hours ago) [-]
Russia has a lower average IQ, and thats just one of many on the list. There are a number of people above, but plenty below.
#24 - They do and they are intelligent. You're the ones who need mov…  [+] (5 new replies) 5 hours ago on Forrest Grump 0
#25 - megamantrigger (5 hours ago) [-]
Ssshhhh sshh, it's okay, melolicious. They're not here. You're among friends, you're safe. Can you tell me where they hit you?
#26 - melolicious (5 hours ago) [-]
Keep trying
#28 - megamantrigger (5 hours ago) [-]
I see, I see...closed off...lashes out...afraid of your own emotions....yup. This is a classic case of being a complete tightwad who got the fuck beaten out of him by his alcoholic father as a child. I'll have to prescribe you 12 grams of some gooutsideandmakesomefriendsyoudepressingfuckheapazine so you can learn how to have some fun for once. Let's meet this time next week and we'll talk about your mother, if you're ready.
#29 - melolicious (5 hours ago) [-]
You're weird kid
User avatar #30 - megamantrigger (5 hours ago) [-]
I'm glad we could have this talk, melolicious. You're learning to express yourself. Break free of your shell!
#279 - Why is everyone bitching about paying for someone else's work?… 5 hours ago on Paid Mods 0
#13 - **melolicious used "*roll picture*"** **melolicious rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Romania +64
#28 - goobagmageeee (2 hours ago) [-]
#54 - And the stupid people jump on the hate wagon (especially the b… 6 hours ago on COPS 0
#22 - Add to that the fact that he is just a made up character in a …  [+] (10 new replies) 6 hours ago on Forrest Grump +1
#38 - ibaitexplain (4 hours ago) [-]
Careful when taking shot at the edgy feel fags.
#32 - yourdonutz (5 hours ago) [-]
#27 - darthblam (5 hours ago) [-]
How emotionally dead are you?
#23 - megamantrigger (6 hours ago) [-]
Your parents didn't love you enough, did they?
#24 - melolicious (5 hours ago) [-]
They do and they are intelligent. You're the ones who need movies to get your emotional hole fulfilled because your parents are oor and never do stuff with you
#25 - megamantrigger (5 hours ago) [-]
Ssshhhh sshh, it's okay, melolicious. They're not here. You're among friends, you're safe. Can you tell me where they hit you?
#26 - melolicious (5 hours ago) [-]
Keep trying
#28 - megamantrigger (5 hours ago) [-]
I see, I see...closed off...lashes out...afraid of your own emotions....yup. This is a classic case of being a complete tightwad who got the fuck beaten out of him by his alcoholic father as a child. I'll have to prescribe you 12 grams of some gooutsideandmakesomefriendsyoudepressingfuckheapazine so you can learn how to have some fun for once. Let's meet this time next week and we'll talk about your mother, if you're ready.
#29 - melolicious (5 hours ago) [-]
You're weird kid
User avatar #30 - megamantrigger (5 hours ago) [-]
I'm glad we could have this talk, melolicious. You're learning to express yourself. Break free of your shell!
#149 - He also did fake wrestling and no source for the ******** …  [+] (7 new replies) 7 hours ago on I Pay -8
User avatar #169 - goddamnwizard (5 hours ago) [-]
Funnyjunk is multicultural, shithead.
#170 - melolicious (5 hours ago) [-]
Name a country more dumb than the US, k no? Thought so
#197 - omniscentbotonist (4 hours ago) [-]
Found some, these are the national average IQ ratings of just a number of countries, notice all the ones below the US

Source http://www.photius .com/rankings/nationaliqscorescountryranks.html
no space

1 Singapore 108
2 South Korea 106
3 Japan 105
4 Italy 102
5 Iceland 101
5 Mongolia 101
6 Switzerland 101
7 Austria 100
7 China 100
7 Luxembourg 100
7 Netherlands 100
7 Norway 100
7 United Kingdom 100
8 Belgium 99
8 Canada 99
8 Estonia 99
8 Finland 99
8 Germany 99
8 New Zealand 99
8 Poland 99
8 Sweden 99
9 Andorra 98
9 Australia 98
9 Czech Republic 98
9 Denmark 98
9 France 98
9 Hungary 98
9 Latvia 98
9 Spain 98
9 UNITED STATES 98
10 Belarus 97
10 Malta 97
10 Russia 97
10 Ukraine 97
11 Moldova 96
11 Slovakia 96
11 Slovenia 96
11 Uruguay 96
12 Israel 95
#198 - omniscentbotonist (4 hours ago) [-]
12 Portugal 95
13 Armenia 94
13 Georgia 94
13 Kazakhstan 94
13 Romania 94
13 Vietnam 94
14 Argentina 93
14 Bulgaria 93
15 Greece 92
15 Ireland 92
15 Malaysia 92
16 Brunei 91
16 Cambodia 91
16 Cyprus 91
16 FYROM 91
16 Lithuania 91
16 Sierra Leone 91
16 Thailand 91
17 Albania 90
17 Bosnia and Herzegovina 90
17 Chile 90
17 Croatia 90
17 Kyrgyzstan 90
17 Turkey 90
18 Cook Islands 89
18 Costa Rica 89
18 Laos 89
18 Mauritius 89
18 Serbia 89
18 Suriname 89
19 Ecuador 88
19 Mexico 88
19 Samoa 88
20 Azerbaijan 87
20 Bolivia 87
20 Brazil 87
20 Guyana 87
20 Indonesia 87
20 Iraq 87
#175 - ibaitexplain (5 hours ago) [-]
melolicious
#171 - GeneralAaon (5 hours ago) [-]
Russia has a lower average IQ, and thats just one of many on the list. There are a number of people above, but plenty below.
User avatar #168 - schneidend (5 hours ago) [-]
What does his wrestling career have to do with it?
#24 - **melolicious used "*roll picture*"** **melolicious rolled …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/23/2015 on kek -6
#32 - hillbillypowpow (04/23/2015) [-]
Being dramatic teaches more lessons I guess. Kings wouldn't have put head on pikes if simply telling people to not do stuff would have been just as effective. guns do get peoples dicks rock hard though
User avatar #28 - foamytesquirrel (04/23/2015) [-]
Is this how you validate your existence? It is truly sad.
User avatar #27 - andrewtk (04/23/2015) [-]
He bought it, he can do whatever he wants with it.
User avatar #26 - twondai (04/23/2015) [-]
i can't find the video, but from the way way the father described it, she really was being a cunt, and he wanted to let her know that there won't be any more fucking around.

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#1 - drainbramage (08/01/2012) [-]





Red thumbs mean stop.
#2 to #1 - melolicious (08/01/2012) [-]
You care about thumbs?
#3 to #2 - drainbramage (08/01/2012) [-]
No, I'm saying when you get a mass amount of red thumbs, you should stop.
#5 to #3 - melolicious (08/01/2012) [-]
u mad?
#6 to #5 - drainbramage (08/01/2012) [-]
Mad? No, I am not mad. I'm telling you what it means when you get red thumbed into Oblivion, summerfag.
Mad? No, I am not mad. I'm telling you what it means when you get red thumbed into Oblivion, summerfag.
#7 to #6 - melolicious (08/01/2012) [-]
Does it seem like i care? Guys thumbed up a fake story and thumbed me down because i noticed... its all good i dont care about thumbs..
#8 to #7 - drainbramage (08/01/2012) [-]
You don't care about thumbs yet you seemed mad because someone was getting a lot of thumbs over a 'fake' story. Seem legit.
You don't care about thumbs yet you seemed mad because someone was getting a lot of thumbs over a 'fake' story. Seem legit.
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