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melllvinnn

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: marlon6598
Consoles Owned: PC Mustard Rice, niggers
Video Games Played: CS:GO, QUAKE III ARENA, RUST, FARCRY4
X-box Gamertag: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
PSN: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Interests: your mom lol
Date Signed Up:7/28/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Miami FL
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#10 - >hand over view of sights >hand in front of mag …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/11/2015 on School +22
#21 - shigiddy (12/11/2015) [-]
I see no problem with gripping the magazine well. It's gripping the magazine itself that can cause misfires. Hand over the sight is a definite no-no.
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#22 - melllvinnn (12/11/2015) [-]
I meant that no hand was on the trigger.
#24 - shigiddy (12/11/2015) [-]
Ah, my mistake.
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#12 - leetabix (12/11/2015) [-]
Stop pretending to know shit about guns you /k/ wannabee.
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#72 - mookiea (12/12/2015) [-]
My hand is on the gas and foot on the wheel. O.g stop pretending you know so much about cars. Get back to relevant board
#25 - melllvinnn (12/11/2015) [-]
Are you kidding
I could of said something like "trigger hand on magwell, other hand over barrel shroud, eye not even looking through rear sight" or some stupid crap
#21 - I find fapping to art very cringey, sir I appreciate … 12/11/2015 on melllvinnn's profile 0
#1 - Comment deleted 12/11/2015 on Leaked 2016 Summer Update 0
#117 - lol 12/11/2015 on Real life lag +1
#172 - >also because fun >also because **** you … 12/11/2015 on You'll Never Believe What... -1
#64 - Whoever made that picture... If they were going throu…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on was it a good idea? 0
#95 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
I can't decide if it adds to it or takes away from it.

At least the super-detail from an HD stock photo doesn't horribly distract the focus.
#19 - Remind me what was the name of that video  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2015 on when you get backsplash 0
#44 - Why do you say Trump has been stumped? What the **** … 12/10/2015 on "Whites are racist hicks" +26
#40 - >continuation wut Beowulf pepsi at the…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2015 on why you little +3
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#50 - schneidend (12/10/2015) [-]
Faked his death, went on to become a professional wrestler to continue the ancient nordic tradition of telling really manly, violent stories that probably aren't real.
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#69 - tenaciouslee (12/10/2015) [-]
But they totally are real!

Like that time Hjolfgnir the Testy wrestled a lightning bear with nothing but his butt!

That happened, I was there.
#73 - biater (12/10/2015) [-]
I can confirm I am butt
#85 - nerdking (12/10/2015) [-]
I can confirm too. I am bear.
#24 - Is Beowulf's appearance in SKullgirls supposed to reference th…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/09/2015 on why you little +2
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#56 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2015) [-]
I could see him having Brown hair since he's English, but no beard is completely unthinkable. I hate it when they take beards off of people who would lose their head before they lost their beard.
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#88 - tollund (12/10/2015) [-]
Beowulf was swedish
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#89 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2015) [-]
He's from an old English legend tho.
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#90 - tollund (12/10/2015) [-]
But the character is from sweden tho
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#91 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beowulf
And, technically he was Geatish, from Geat.
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#92 - tollund (12/10/2015) [-]
which is now modern day Sweden
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#93 - heartlessrobot (12/10/2015) [-]
Right.
But it wasn't sweden then.
#94 - tollund (12/10/2015) [-]
Good enough for me
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#39 - itsbeowulftime (12/10/2015) [-]
It's a reference, yeah, his chair "The Hurting" is a joke on "Hrunting"
#32 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
Its supposedly a continuation of the poem, after he kills grendel and his mother and goes into retirement.
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#40 - melllvinnn (12/10/2015) [-]
>continuation

wut
Beowulf pepsi at the end of the poem
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#50 - schneidend (12/10/2015) [-]
Faked his death, went on to become a professional wrestler to continue the ancient nordic tradition of telling really manly, violent stories that probably aren't real.
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#69 - tenaciouslee (12/10/2015) [-]
But they totally are real!

Like that time Hjolfgnir the Testy wrestled a lightning bear with nothing but his butt!

That happened, I was there.
#73 - biater (12/10/2015) [-]
I can confirm I am butt
#85 - nerdking (12/10/2015) [-]
I can confirm too. I am bear.
#40 - Reflection of the tip of the box to its left. 12/09/2015 on I hope this is slow enough 0
#35 - Its because the muscles we have in our eyes to quickly jitter …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/08/2015 on It's in my nature.... +18
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#75 - FightClub (12/09/2015) [-]
is this actually factual or are you just fucking around
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#76 - factual (12/09/2015) [-]
its a fact
#77 - FightClub (12/09/2015) [-]
well it must be true if it's you that says so
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#78 - factual (12/09/2015) [-]
;)
#18 - S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl. It's a really go…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Time For The Christmas Spirit +5
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#25 - heartbleed (12/07/2015) [-]
Guess I'm a Jaded Outcast...
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#19 - skykitsune (12/06/2015) [-]
Aaaah, neat-o. Might have to check it out later then.
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#21 - isolovegames (12/07/2015) [-]
Get the complete 2009 mod- makes the game 10/10
#3 - >> #1 >> #2 ******* casuals.…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/06/2015 on MAH NEW WAIFU ! +7
#10 - danmegaflakes (12/06/2015) [-]
#5 - bbqbeanzbirchy (12/06/2015) [-]
#4 - reibeisen (12/06/2015) [-]
omg.. this fuck is real ? : O
#6 - reibeisen (12/06/2015) [-]
#17 - How do you verbally ask that question to a class? &qu…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Kahoot! +5
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#24 - crazyguyindahood (12/06/2015) [-]
it's lenny
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#20 - unlithe (12/06/2015) [-]
just like that actually.
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#19 - moorgar (12/06/2015) [-]
Didn´t though that not everyone knows how to pronounce ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tim Wilson - Booty Song (Look in the description for lyrics) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#13 - I SAID COME IN, DON'T STAND THERE!  [+] (5 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Time For The Christmas Spirit +3
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#17 - skykitsune (12/06/2015) [-]
What game's that?
#18 - melllvinnn (12/06/2015) [-]
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl.

It's a really good survival horror open-world first-person shooter, that also birthed a lot of memes which are rampant on boards on 4chan such A NUU CHEEKI BREEKI, GET OUT OF HERE STALKER, and pic above
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#25 - heartbleed (12/07/2015) [-]
Guess I'm a Jaded Outcast...
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#19 - skykitsune (12/06/2015) [-]
Aaaah, neat-o. Might have to check it out later then.
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#21 - isolovegames (12/07/2015) [-]
Get the complete 2009 mod- makes the game 10/10
#68 - Mention me. 12/06/2015 on Frank Furter +2
#27 - >> #3 >> #4 >> #7 >>eve…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2015 on Match up +1
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#29 - darktoucan (12/03/2015) [-]
ill just tell them that a pink sock is when someones intestines pull out from anal sex. its pretty cute
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#28 - bloodmadnertwo (12/03/2015) [-]
Pink sock is hilarious though. Knock her out and have a hearty chuckle after.
#77 - Mention me!! 12/03/2015 on My undertale experience -... +1
#6 - Glad I wasn't the only one 12/01/2015 on Debating with college... 0
#34 - Picture 12/01/2015 on (untitled) +8
#106 - >"funny" comic series about people who play video…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2015 on How to make undertale comics +4
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#124 - wontforget (12/01/2015) [-]
ok that's great and all

but what the fuck does that picture have to do with it?
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#164 - internetexplain (12/01/2015) [-]
look at the pictures side by side

first panel 1 person 1 line (standing)
second panel 2 people 2 lines (standing)
third panel 1 person 1 line (standing)
fourth panel 2 people 2 lines (standing + lying)
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#173 - wontforget (12/01/2015) [-]
Thank
#22 - Lol didn't even need to read your comment to catch the joke in…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/30/2015 on How to make undertale comics +28
#31 - vgoo (11/30/2015) [-]
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#24 - dsgjoker (11/30/2015) [-]
Can you explain it to me?
#106 - melllvinnn (12/01/2015) [-]
>"funny" comic series about people who play videogames or something (i never followed the series)
>creator randomly decided to make one of the characters have a babel
>later, after already publishing the strip that had the character pregnant, creator decided a babby is too complicated to add to his comics and wouldn't make sense or something
>decides to kill off wee babb
>everyone ridicules his comic for a while with memerific variations of his misscarriage comic because of its tryhard attempt at drama and for having the stupid idea of putting a baby in a funny comic series about videogames
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#124 - wontforget (12/01/2015) [-]
ok that's great and all

but what the fuck does that picture have to do with it?
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#164 - internetexplain (12/01/2015) [-]
look at the pictures side by side

first panel 1 person 1 line (standing)
second panel 2 people 2 lines (standing)
third panel 1 person 1 line (standing)
fourth panel 2 people 2 lines (standing + lying)
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#173 - wontforget (12/01/2015) [-]
Thank
#29 - galkawhm (11/30/2015) [-]
The web comic Ctrl+Alt+Delete had a story arc where one of the main characters got pregnant. It ended with a miscarriage.
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#26 - Einsty (11/30/2015) [-]
No longer pregnant.
#28 - >> #15 11/30/2015 on More satisfying than... +1
#27 - >> #17 11/25/2015 on ♥Flirt 0

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User avatar #22 - planetsidexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
wow awesome template, the colors match perfectly
#23 to #22 - melllvinnn (01/09/2016) [-]
Thanks man
User avatar #20 - thekieran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Your profile picture.

I know where you've been fapping.
#21 to #20 - melllvinnn (12/11/2015) [-]
I find fapping to art very cringey, sir   
   
I appreciate Lemonfont for his storytelling and artistic skills, and i take my fapping elsewhere
I find fapping to art very cringey, sir

I appreciate Lemonfont for his storytelling and artistic skills, and i take my fapping elsewhere
User avatar #17 - Sewallman (09/14/2015) [-]
Congrats on your 8k+ thumb post.

Highest I've gotten is 6k-7k
User avatar #18 to #17 - melllvinnn (09/14/2015) [-]
Thanks
how long's your beard now?
User avatar #19 to #18 - Sewallman (09/14/2015) [-]
I recently had to shave to check for vidilago,
Turns out that at the ripe age of 21, I'm going grey.
User avatar #16 to #15 - melllvinnn (09/10/2015) [-]
that was fast.
#13 - thatnamelessguy (07/26/2015) [-]
Hello, I see you are a member of Best Faction.
#8 - garymotherfingoak (07/08/2014) [-]
Could you spare a moment to hear the glorious word of the Will of Vanu?
#10 to #9 - garymotherfingoak (07/08/2014) [-]
Lazers and butts.

Wanna join?

why duracell?
#11 to #10 - melllvinnn (07/08/2014) [-]
its a batteries joke.

...got any spare batteries btw
#6 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#3 - include (02/14/2014) [-]
Manray rules.
Manray rules.
#4 to #3 - melllvinnn (05/15/2014) [-]
i was in an argument with a guy. made this.
i was in an argument with a guy. made this.
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