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melllvinnn

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: marlon6598
Consoles Owned: PC Mustard Rice, niggers
Video Games Played: CS:GO, QUAKE III ARENA, RUST, FARCRY4
X-box Gamertag: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
PSN: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Interests: your mom lol
Date Signed Up:7/28/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Miami FL
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#6366
Comment Ranking:#2445
Highest Content Rank:#206
Highest Comment Rank:#381
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Content Level Progress: 53% (53/100)
Level 178 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 179 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 69.79% (698/1000)
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#37 - >> #33 >> #35 Admin has had this fe…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Historical picture comp 4 0
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#55 - Silver Quantum (12/20/2015) [-]
why is it colored again after a couple of hours then? various thumbnails look like they haven't been clicked on after viewing them some hours ago. other thumbnails remain with the outline greyed out, with the thumbnail either colored or not, while others have their outline turn green again after a few hours. i actually asked this in the bugs sections a while ago but got no answer. don't know if it's a bug or a feature i'm not getting. inb4 bethesda designed the site
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#73 - mrsixinch (12/20/2015) [-]
I think it may be based on FJ reading the browser history, so if you clear your recent browsing history, it may change the colour of the thumbnail.
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#78 - Silver Quantum (12/20/2015) [-]
i never clear my history so it has no reason to change that way on my end. it just seems so random
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#45 - berengar (12/20/2015) [-]
Well, that just shows you how observant I am.
#70 - mfw your name, profile picture, and theme overall 12/19/2015 on observation conclusion +5
#50 - Agreed This comic is planetside 2 not CSGO Oh, yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Gaming Moments: CS:GO +1
#70 - virtualsloth (12/18/2015) [-]
And this is why games that have an insane amount of players in a small area just don't work that well.

Except when you STACK LIKE CRAP GO MILLER WOO EMEREKT 92-0
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#233 - melllvinnn (12/20/2015) [-]
>small space

planetside 2 is huge.

people just choose to be bunched up together. You don't have to be in those huge 96+ vs 96+ battles but if you aren't, the game is pretty uneventful and boring.
#234 - virtualsloth (12/21/2015) [-]
Oh believe me I know. Back when cont caps were 2000 players, I was there to witness Skydock battles everytime.

You don't know pain until you pay in a consistent 7 second lag.
#283 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2015 on get hyped - special... +14
#350 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
glorious graphene master race
#19 - I love how the creator of this comic edit put on some headphon… 12/18/2015 on a fate worse than death +3
#69 - Its supposed to be the setup in OP's post.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2015 on girls +3
#77 - gravysponge (12/18/2015) [-]
OH FUCK
#112 - Comment deleted 12/18/2015 on 10/10 would buy new... +5
#16 - Oh alright, thanks  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2015 on real mates 0
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#17 - imadethistopost (12/18/2015) [-]
no problem, mate.
#14 - ...how did he find out in the middle of duty that he was being…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/18/2015 on real mates +1
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#18 - imdan (12/18/2015) [-]
Maybe a message from a parent or friend from back home? He could have gotten a dear John, but thats unlikely because it doesn't sound like she was breaking off the relationship.
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#15 - imadethistopost (12/18/2015) [-]
we have internet at some fobs, and bases over there.
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#29 - straitedge (12/18/2015) [-]
Going to the one of the, if not, the smallest FOB in Iraq. Most likely no interwebs for 9 months. RIP me
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#30 - jeffthellamaking (12/18/2015) [-]
But how will you get your dank memes, bruh?
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#31 - straitedge (12/18/2015) [-]
The year is 2016. I stand, engulfed in silence, looking at the snowed over door of my home.
Tentatively, I take several steps forward, breaking the still of the scene with the crisp crunch of snow sounding from beneath my boots.
My breathing quickens as I turn the frozen door knob and make my way to my room.
Even inside, it is still deathly quiet. In my room, my desktop sits still, un-moving, just as it had been for the last nine months. I had spent a long time in Iraq, doing my job of destroying rockets and mortars. I survived all of that, surely, I could survive this.
Surely.
Slowly, I finger the power button, and hear the internal workings of the PC rise from it's long hibernation.
The time is coming.
I must experience the memes.
After logging in, I open google ultron, and start typing in funnyjunk.
Domain error.
Nobody donated.
Adblock ftw.
FJ is dead.
I still die anyway from the cancer that this site induced ages ago.
#46 - thrifty (12/18/2015) [-]
I love this post.
#56 - answer (12/18/2015) [-]
#40 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
I never comment anything on here. But this... This was very worthy of a comment and thumb.

Laughed hard.
#35 - slaughprikot (12/18/2015) [-]
This... This was beautiful.

but honestly, look after yourself out there!
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#16 - melllvinnn (12/18/2015) [-]
Oh alright, thanks
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#17 - imadethistopost (12/18/2015) [-]
no problem, mate.
#2 - There is literally nothing wrong with being jewish 12/18/2015 on Eyesight +4
#16 - Comment deleted 12/18/2015 on People playing with their... +11
#53 - I get immediate trojan warnings from AVG every time i go to a …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2015 on To admin - From Adblock +2
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#56 - frenzyhero (12/18/2015) [-]
AVG has been having problems on pretty much every site lately.
#250 - How would anyone who hates PewDiePie and likes Undertale know …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on pewdiepie +3
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#316 - buddywuggle (12/27/2015) [-]
I think he's one of those people twitter starts you off following.
#80 - ...It's true I wanna get out of here  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on If only it was a real gun 0
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#125 - boogihead (12/17/2015) [-]
Miami... Ugh.

I feel for you, buddy.

I moved to Jensen Beach.
Went from overcrowded crazy bullshit to there being 3 cop cars for everyone one vehicle being pulled over and 0 recreational events or places to go.

Fucking moved to the retirement county of Florida.
#16 - "You look rather pale... could be ataxia... I got somet…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on Loca The Poog +24
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#18 - toomanyfeels (12/17/2015) [-]
Underrated
#69 - >Arizona has the nation’s most lenient gun laws, a… 12/17/2015 on If only it was a real gun +4
#66 - Florida and Arizona are far more loose on gun laws, to be hone…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/17/2015 on If only it was a real gun 0
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#101 - zombifier (12/17/2015) [-]
because texas has the highest amount of gun owners
#78 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
Because nobody wants to live in Florida and Arizona is so small and unimportant that nobody thinks to mention it.
#86 - klockwerk (12/17/2015) [-]
You shut your whore mouth.
#141 - innocentbabies (12/17/2015) [-]
Would it be better if he said we were just trying to forget about the existence of Satan's armpit?
#80 - melllvinnn (12/17/2015) [-]
...It's true I wanna get out of here
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#125 - boogihead (12/17/2015) [-]
Miami... Ugh.

I feel for you, buddy.

I moved to Jensen Beach.
Went from overcrowded crazy bullshit to there being 3 cop cars for everyone one vehicle being pulled over and 0 recreational events or places to go.

Fucking moved to the retirement county of Florida.
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#67 - cheeseboyofdoom (12/17/2015) [-]
I believe Vermont has the most relaxed gun laws in the states
#69 - melllvinnn (12/17/2015) [-]
www.newsmax.com/FastFeatures/gun-laws-by-state-gun-friendly/2014/12/16/id/610953/
>Arizona has the nation’s most lenient gun laws, according to a scorecard put out by the Brady Campaign, the nation’s largest citizens’ lobby to prevent gun violence, working in partnership with the Law Center to Prevent Gun Violence.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_Vermont
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_Arizona
(they're about the same; very lenient)

Despite the information I've found, apparently Missouri, Alaska, Arizona, South Dakota, Kansas, and Vermont all barely have gun restrictions.
#68 - Best micspam for TF2 and CSGO 12/13/2015 on Random stuff i found part... +1
#48 - You did the work on the mouth so much better than op's post as well. 12/13/2015 on fuck yer beard +13
#46 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2015 on they can be returned -4
#48 - sinery (12/13/2015) [-]
#59 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
it is about time fj came back
#74 - I'm sorry. 12/13/2015 on Don't let the holidays... 0
#94 - Why would someone get thumb banned?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2015 on 3500 RP League Giveaway 0
#98 - cactaur (12/13/2015) [-]
by using an auto thumbs up add-on on a board. Which is pretty funny. The thumbs don't actually have any significant value because they don't get counted towards your rank if you get thumbed on an image board.


Pretty sure it was an automated system admin put up that just saw me voting and just banned me. Just wished he would implement it in places where it would actually matter. Like, for example, NOT THE BOARDS.
#5 - He says "do you have a dog" Muffin isn't ev… 12/12/2015 on Hackers +39
#25 - Are you kidding I could of said something like "trigg… 12/11/2015 on School +4
#22 - I meant that no hand was on the trigger.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on School +2
#24 - shigiddy (12/11/2015) [-]
Ah, my mistake.

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User avatar #22 - planetsidexplain (01/09/2016) [-]
wow awesome template, the colors match perfectly
#23 to #22 - melllvinnn (01/09/2016) [-]
Thanks man
User avatar #20 - thekieran ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Your profile picture.

I know where you've been fapping.
#21 to #20 - melllvinnn (12/11/2015) [-]
I find fapping to art very cringey, sir   
   
I appreciate Lemonfont for his storytelling and artistic skills, and i take my fapping elsewhere
I find fapping to art very cringey, sir

I appreciate Lemonfont for his storytelling and artistic skills, and i take my fapping elsewhere
User avatar #17 - Sewallman (09/14/2015) [-]
Congrats on your 8k+ thumb post.

Highest I've gotten is 6k-7k
User avatar #18 to #17 - melllvinnn (09/14/2015) [-]
Thanks
how long's your beard now?
User avatar #19 to #18 - Sewallman (09/14/2015) [-]
I recently had to shave to check for vidilago,
Turns out that at the ripe age of 21, I'm going grey.
User avatar #16 to #15 - melllvinnn (09/10/2015) [-]
that was fast.
#13 - thatnamelessguy (07/26/2015) [-]
Hello, I see you are a member of Best Faction.
#8 - garymotherfingoak (07/08/2014) [-]
Could you spare a moment to hear the glorious word of the Will of Vanu?
#10 to #9 - garymotherfingoak (07/08/2014) [-]
Lazers and butts.

Wanna join?

why duracell?
#11 to #10 - melllvinnn (07/08/2014) [-]
its a batteries joke.

...got any spare batteries btw
#6 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#3 - include (02/14/2014) [-]
Manray rules.
Manray rules.
#4 to #3 - melllvinnn (05/15/2014) [-]
i was in an argument with a guy. made this.
i was in an argument with a guy. made this.
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