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#105 - I'm sorry I thought you were saying that the above device wasn… 15 hours ago on "I call it the men in... 0
#60 - What do you consider hovering?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2016 on "I call it the men in... 0
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#68 - totallybraindeadz (07/23/2016) [-]
Not touching the ground is usually a good start
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#105 - mellamoconsuelo (15 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry I thought you were saying that the above device wasn't hovering. You're talking about the baby segways.
#18 - I have to reiterate because you are either forgetting what you…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2016 on Just Hatched a 5km egg Today -1
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#19 - seanconneryz (07/15/2016) [-]
>overweight such as your mother. The only downside is that nobody wants to eat you're chili ring? That's fine by me, probably tastes like BBC?

There we go. I knew we were devolving to that at some point. lol I guess a part I don't understand people, who've been fans forever, would be okay with sharing a hobby along with people who would've ridiculed and belittled you for it yesterday and will proceed to do so when they move on from it tomorrow. I also want to sodomize my self with a garden rake when I see a Forbes article titled "Why typing is more important than cp (jokes write themselves) in pkmn GO." That's all just part of it, and as human as I'm getting here.
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#20 - seanconneryz (07/15/2016) [-]
Jesus fuck, that does make it sound like my "precious". Still hate it though.
#15 - Yeah no... you think I'm measuring dicks with you over pokemon…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/15/2016 on Just Hatched a 5km egg Today -1
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#17 - seanconneryz (07/15/2016) [-]
While my opinion isn't changing. I can think of better uses of time than two people arguing over the merits of different pokemon games. You can still eat my ass though.
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#16 - seanconneryz (07/15/2016) [-]
That long for that? Yep, you got me. I'll go ahead and delete my comment, you've convinced me solely from reiteration and snide jabs. You know what would really refresh my memory? If you ate my asshole.
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#18 - mellamoconsuelo (07/15/2016) [-]
I have to reiterate because you are either forgetting what you said or not understanding what you said. Regardless, why hate on Pokémon Go? This is great for the company, people (like myself) who do not own a Nintendo handheld past GBA, people that are overweight such as your mother. The only downside is that nobody wants to eat you're chili ring? That's fine by me, probably tastes like BBC?
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#19 - seanconneryz (07/15/2016) [-]
>overweight such as your mother. The only downside is that nobody wants to eat you're chili ring? That's fine by me, probably tastes like BBC?

There we go. I knew we were devolving to that at some point. lol I guess a part I don't understand people, who've been fans forever, would be okay with sharing a hobby along with people who would've ridiculed and belittled you for it yesterday and will proceed to do so when they move on from it tomorrow. I also want to sodomize my self with a garden rake when I see a Forbes article titled "Why typing is more important than cp (jokes write themselves) in pkmn GO." That's all just part of it, and as human as I'm getting here.
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#20 - seanconneryz (07/15/2016) [-]
Jesus fuck, that does make it sound like my "precious". Still hate it though.
#10 - It's all chence man. I have a 600 Vaporeon that destroys but a… 07/15/2016 on Just Hatched a 5km egg Today 0
#9 - I played the game since 1999 and I've got to say, take that st…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/15/2016 on Just Hatched a 5km egg Today +2
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#12 - seanconneryz (07/15/2016) [-]
>since 1999
Don't turn this into a dick measuring contest
>immense amount of skill
I listed 6 things so unless you're Evil Kenevil that's a pretty goddamn big leap you're making
>whole last sentence is projecting
lol not high mighty there kiddo, I said everything comparatively which is all true. It's not me precious since I didn't play it between the original ruby to the reprise, but please project more champ. Go fuck your mother's monkey hole if that's the kind of weak ass passive aggressive shit you're bringing.
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#15 - mellamoconsuelo (07/15/2016) [-]
Yeah no... you think I'm measuring dicks with you over pokemon? I'm making it known that I played for years and don't just play pokemon go. Nobody cares about your lucky hatch. Let's fucking throw pokemon stadium in this too while we're at it. They're different games and you're wrong. The series games do NOT take more "skill" and you are the one saying that so unless you delete your comment, it's right there if you want to refresh your memory.
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#17 - seanconneryz (07/15/2016) [-]
While my opinion isn't changing. I can think of better uses of time than two people arguing over the merits of different pokemon games. You can still eat my ass though.
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#16 - seanconneryz (07/15/2016) [-]
That long for that? Yep, you got me. I'll go ahead and delete my comment, you've convinced me solely from reiteration and snide jabs. You know what would really refresh my memory? If you ate my asshole.
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#18 - mellamoconsuelo (07/15/2016) [-]
I have to reiterate because you are either forgetting what you said or not understanding what you said. Regardless, why hate on Pokémon Go? This is great for the company, people (like myself) who do not own a Nintendo handheld past GBA, people that are overweight such as your mother. The only downside is that nobody wants to eat you're chili ring? That's fine by me, probably tastes like BBC?
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#19 - seanconneryz (07/15/2016) [-]
>overweight such as your mother. The only downside is that nobody wants to eat you're chili ring? That's fine by me, probably tastes like BBC?

There we go. I knew we were devolving to that at some point. lol I guess a part I don't understand people, who've been fans forever, would be okay with sharing a hobby along with people who would've ridiculed and belittled you for it yesterday and will proceed to do so when they move on from it tomorrow. I also want to sodomize my self with a garden rake when I see a Forbes article titled "Why typing is more important than cp (jokes write themselves) in pkmn GO." That's all just part of it, and as human as I'm getting here.
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#20 - seanconneryz (07/15/2016) [-]
Jesus fuck, that does make it sound like my "precious". Still hate it though.
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#13 - seanconneryz (07/15/2016) [-]
My grammar is also garbage apparently.
#52 - This was quite a Mew Zing  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2016 on Wow those moves are perfect... +29
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#54 - defectivegir (07/15/2016) [-]
It tickled my funny bone
#111 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
I find that far-fetch'd
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#139 - mausisdead (07/16/2016) [-]
pickachu something
#142 - anon (07/16/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
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i'd like to pikachur something ;)
#19 - First one reminds me of Iskra Lawrence. 07/15/2016 on Overwatch comp 6 0
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#18 - When a 2 time felon and black rapper can admit it, the jig is … 07/14/2016 on Barles +4