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#61 - I think it's silly to applaud someone for something they had n…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2014 on whore +16
User avatar #809 - zarcos (04/11/2014) [-]
Trans people are mentally unstable and should be treated like they have a psychological disease....because they do. They are allowed to mutilate their bodies despite lacking the mental faculties to make the decision to do so. Allowing people to change their gender because they feel like they should be the other gender is like allowing suicidal people to change their state of being from living to dead because they think they should be dead. Enabling mental disorders is deplorable and ignorant, GD should be treated like any other disorder, with pills and possibly hormone therapy.
User avatar #583 - thesolution (04/11/2014) [-]
Applauded because of the stupid shit they had to go through, most of the time it's hard for these individuals to come out and pursue their weird dreams, my cousin was in his thirties before he revealed himself. That's why they are applauded, but what the general public doesn't understand is that for attention-neglected children going through a hormonal cataclysm, being gay is the best way to be cool and/or different.

Two years ago this girl told me I'd be so much cooler if I were bi, she has animorphed into a teenage boy and become a laughingstock.

Maybe it's okay to applaud these people, but don't put them on a pedestal every time they scream, "I'm gay!" or come out of the closet.
#407 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
They're hurting society and quickening the beginning of the end of western culture, lifestyle, and civilization.
But as long as no one gets their feelings hurt right?
#486 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh no, a person who can't reproduce, it's the ending of life as we know it
Not like there are any straight people who can't reproduce
#479 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
#347 - Wow, that sucks. Oh well, I'll just tell people I'm a 12-year-…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on Girl Gamer 0
User avatar #356 - quotes (04/04/2014) [-]
i play dayz which is "similar" and from what i know you wont be treated differently...they people who would treat you differently woulda killed you before you even could tell them your a girl to begin with...

tho in both games you gotta be careful....i know many players who are more likly to help a girl and more likely to shoot a 12 year old boy to death
#118 - There were at least five. Beverly, Alana, Bedelia, Bella and F… 04/04/2014 on horse bits 0
#116 - Holy **** , I haven't even considered that. That a… 04/04/2014 on horse bits 0
#114 - Hannibal is best cannibal. Still, not cool, bro, not coo… 04/04/2014 on horse bits 0
#300 - Okay, genuine question. I've been considering playing Rust and…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/04/2014 on Girl Gamer +1
#366 - turretbuddy (04/04/2014) [-]
As long as you don't say things along the lines of what I said before, you'll (80%+) be treated more friendly and random killed less. Not treated so friendly as you will be god king, but you wont have to deal with as much testosterzone HHHNNGNGG KILL KILL KILL KILL ON SIGHT GGHEHEGAHEGH
Also beta whiteknights will give their life away, not for honor but for you on a dime

Community of rust isnt bad as it is retarded, videogamedunkey's vid sums it up really well.
#309 - sposadox (04/04/2014) [-]
Yes, people will treat you differently. The stereotype that gamers are desperate nerds isn't universal, but like neckbeards, its there because they do exist. Idk if you can do a deeper voice, maybe tell people your a kid, or use a voice changing program (if its that easy, I've never used one).
User avatar #347 - melioracogito (04/04/2014) [-]
Wow, that sucks. Oh well, I'll just tell people I'm a 12-year-old boy if I decide to buy it.
User avatar #356 - quotes (04/04/2014) [-]
i play dayz which is "similar" and from what i know you wont be treated differently...they people who would treat you differently woulda killed you before you even could tell them your a girl to begin with...

tho in both games you gotta be careful....i know many players who are more likly to help a girl and more likely to shoot a 12 year old boy to death
#21 - I expected funny. Still a good story though and it explains ev… 04/01/2014 on Bad Dad 1 (Father of BCG) +6
#1241 - I'm smooth as **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ 0
User avatar #1381 - iforgotmyothername (03/24/2014) [-]
wheres that gif from?
#1254 - thegoblingamer (03/24/2014) [-]
#49 - Good, I like cultural enrichment. I'm so glad you didn't say k…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on melioracogito's profile 0
#50 - kebabs (03/25/2014) [-]
Plus I get barge into conversations when you say kebabs
#1229 - That jaw line is ******* gorgeous. I want to make…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ -1
User avatar #1234 - thegoblingamer (03/24/2014) [-]
You are back in my good graces. Feel free to uhhh... pm me. wink. Yea. wink. winkwinkwink
#1241 - melioracogito (03/24/2014) [-]
I'm smooth as fuck.
User avatar #1381 - iforgotmyothername (03/24/2014) [-]
wheres that gif from?
#1254 - thegoblingamer (03/24/2014) [-]

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#23 - zhao (01/28/2014) [-]
nice battle mod schnitzel, han opfører sig som et lille barn og prøver at joke sig uden om tingene, når han ved han er ude og skide.   
   
  Har selv prøvet flere gange mod ham.
nice battle mod schnitzel, han opfører sig som et lille barn og prøver at joke sig uden om tingene, når han ved han er ude og skide.

Har selv prøvet flere gange mod ham.
User avatar #29 to #23 - niggernazi (01/29/2014) [-]
schnizel is love
schnizel is life
User avatar #30 to #29 - melioracogito (03/21/2014) [-]
u wanna fite me irl fagot
User avatar #31 to #30 - niggernazi (03/21/2014) [-]
nah bro, i just noticed that you disrespected schnizel and therfore you disrespect the white race
#32 to #31 - anonymous (03/21/2014) [-]
She is nothing more than your average liberal woman with no sence of national pride nor heritage.
#35 to #32 - melioracogito (03/24/2014) [-]
Sorry, I actually accomplice things in life so I don't have to be proud of silly things like that. Also, not a liberal, but of course you wouldn't understand that "Disagree with me = liberal".
Sorry, I actually accomplice things in life so I don't have to be proud of silly things like that. Also, not a liberal, but of course you wouldn't understand that "Disagree with me = liberal".
User avatar #37 to #35 - niggernazi (03/24/2014) [-]
what are you if not a libral?? i need to know cus of reasons
#40 to #37 - melioracogito (03/24/2014) [-]
I don't follow an exact ideology and liberal is way too extreme for me. I just have like opinions and **** . The liberals of today can't take offensive jokes. I can't deal with that, because offensive jokes are the best. I believe racism can be against all races. I believe sexism can be against all genders. I don't give a flying **** about guns.
User avatar #42 to #40 - niggernazi (03/24/2014) [-]
pew, i thought you where one of those disgusting islam hugging piece of trash femenist for a while.
User avatar #44 to #42 - melioracogito (03/24/2014) [-]
Calling me a feminist is probably one of the biggest insults anyone could ever give me. Both genders experience **** . No need to only focus on one of them.
User avatar #33 to #32 - niggernazi (03/21/2014) [-]
lol. too bad they dont upload tits
User avatar #36 to #34 - niggernazi (03/24/2014) [-]
eh, you can take skåne back
User avatar #39 to #38 - niggernazi (03/24/2014) [-]
im quite generous, giving you skåne and ****
User avatar #41 to #39 - melioracogito (03/24/2014) [-]
It's like a backhanded compliment, but with giving things.
User avatar #43 to #41 - niggernazi (03/24/2014) [-]
dont lie to me, you danes have always wanted skåne
User avatar #45 to #43 - melioracogito (03/24/2014) [-]
Only when other countries want them. Now they're worth nothing to us. NOTHING I TELL YOU
User avatar #46 to #45 - niggernazi (03/24/2014) [-]
i heard norway was horny on skåne, maybe you should just take it right now man
User avatar #47 to #46 - melioracogito (03/24/2014) [-]
Oh, man, really? Well, maybe Skåne really is worth something...
User avatar #48 to #47 - niggernazi (03/24/2014) [-]
yup, it has plenty of kebabs cultural enrichment
User avatar #49 to #48 - melioracogito (03/24/2014) [-]
Good, I like cultural enrichment. I'm so glad you didn't say kebabs. I find those really hard to chew.
#50 to #49 - kebabs (03/25/2014) [-]
Plus I get barge into conversations when you say kebabs
Plus I get barge into conversations when you say kebabs
#24 to #23 - melioracogito (01/28/2014) [-]
Han blev sur, blokerede mig og slettede min første kommentar, haha, typisk børn.

Billede er hvordan jeg forestiller mig ham IRL.
#25 to #24 - zhao (01/28/2014) [-]
****					, han fik vidst lidt for meget sand i fissen...   
   
fordi det gør fysisk ondt, når han blokere mig eller sletter mine kommentarer....   
han ta det aldrig som en mand, Bums.
**** , han fik vidst lidt for meget sand i fissen...

fordi det gør fysisk ondt, når han blokere mig eller sletter mine kommentarer....
han ta det aldrig som en mand, Bums.
User avatar #26 to #25 - melioracogito (01/28/2014) [-]
Forstår virkelig ikke, hvordan idioten kan blive så sur over nogle (faktisk høflige fra min side af) kommentarer på internettet. Altså, har han ikke et liv udenfor?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zhao (01/28/2014) [-]
åbenbart ikke, har selv gået i produktionskole med typer som ham, og tro mig det er nærmest kun lav selvtillid, og social handicap, de kan ikke tale person til person, som du nok også havde fornemmet hen af vejen. Og alle de sviner på, ha de ingen sociale erfaringer med, det er nærmest kun bygget på hvad noget af internettet har fortalt dem.

Jeg har ikke noget imod om han tænker på den måde, men når han ligger alt muligt propaganda op, og prøver at tvinge andre til hans cirkus, så er han sku en lille dildo.
User avatar #28 to #27 - melioracogito (01/28/2014) [-]
Hahah, ja. Synes da også det var lidt sjovt, at handes eneste "sviner" var "whore". Wow, bravo, han kan 3. klasses svinere. Tillykke til ham.

Han er virkelig bare en sur, lille møgunge.
User avatar #19 - xeluz (01/28/2014) [-]
Well. I for one agree with you on the being pride about your skin color and stuff ._. People are weird.
User avatar #20 to #19 - melioracogito (01/28/2014) [-]
Haha, thanks. People generally agree with me on that, so I was a bit shocked when so many people went ******* , because of my opinion. As it turns out they all seem to be white nationalists or racists in some form or another. But yes, people are weird, haha.
User avatar #21 to #20 - xeluz (01/28/2014) [-]
Yeah the **** really shocked me too o.o I really hope people are just trolling for a reaction or something. But yeah, just wanted to let you know you aren't alone in that opinion.
User avatar #22 to #21 - melioracogito (01/28/2014) [-]
Thanks again, it's nice to know
#3 - enpootis (08/09/2013) [-]
Here, take this
#4 to #3 - melioracogito (08/09/2013) [-]
Aww, thanks
Aww, thanks
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