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mehmachine

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Date Signed Up:2/20/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Canada
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Excuse me sir but back in Alabama guy with a tattooed forehead gonna get us all killed.

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#82 - add me 01/09/2016 on Scrap & Topheavy #5 0
#81 - add me 01/09/2016 on Scrap & Topheavy #5 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Kylo Solo +3
#7 - profisharrow (01/03/2016) [-]
wanna bet on one of us? ;)
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#9 - ionlyeverwanted (01/03/2016) [-]
wow you are such a weeb fucknard
#42 - Police can use "As much force as necessary." To deta… 01/01/2016 on man get assaulted by cops 0
#31 - >Attack people with a pipe >Get hit with an expected…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2015 on man get assaulted by cops +25
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#40 - heartlessrobot (01/01/2016) [-]
Except police can't do jack shit other than cuff you if you drop your weapon and surrender peacefully. Maybe push you on the ground to cuff you, but anything else is assault.
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#42 - mehmachine (01/01/2016) [-]
Police can use "As much force as necessary." To detain a suspect. I don't know about you but I'm going to ahead and assume that he didn't just put down his weapon, throw his hands up and shout "I'm the criminal take me in." like he's trying to claim he did, if this story even happened.
#36 - ruderoody (01/01/2016) [-]
I mean his actions weren't justifiable but neither were the officers if he really had surrendered peacefully at that point, but fuck police inaction due to race based bullshit.
#45 - Not all cops carry Tasers. You must not know very many cops. A… 12/24/2015 on If its on the internet its... 0
#25 - I'm just going to go through your ideas of nonlethal take down…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/24/2015 on If its on the internet its... +4
#38 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
every cop i know has a taser gun. that will bring anybody down
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#45 - mehmachine (12/24/2015) [-]
Not all cops carry Tasers. You must not know very many cops. As well cas comment 38's point. A taser is only good for one assailant and that's only if the charge connects with the subject. They've been known to not work 100% of time because the current doesn't complete because one or both of the prongs fail to connect.
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#42 - polifemo (12/24/2015) [-]
anon, the shot from a tazer gun is good only for 1 subject, also is rmarkably important to say that not everyone would be broght down by a tazer, depends on the resistance of the subject
#30 - hairybaboon (12/24/2015) [-]
1. Fair enough. But departments can call for backup and backup can bring supplies - same applies for shields.
2. Agreed, no method is perfect
3. ^^^ And also, youtu.be/cX5CPx4RKWw When backup arrives they bring shields. (also, you see how the officers move around the threat, keep the threat contained, but don't subdue until you have the proper opportunity)
4. Maybe they need to be trained differently. This may be an inherent problem brought on by training. Germans seem to be able to do it: www.liveleak.com/view?i=cfe_1440199540 Also, maybe we just need to train our cops more. www.dw.com/en/why-german-police-officers-rarely-reach-for-their-guns/a-17884779 Yes, the german police rarely see armed suspects, but most of the outrage at police in the US is due to unarmed or minimally armed (knife) suspects being shot by cops.
#17 - I stopped taking you seriously the second you listed off your …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/24/2015 on If its on the internet its... +6
#22 - hairybaboon (12/24/2015) [-]
MAN WITH SAMURAI SWORD STANDOFF! Pardon me here, but non-lethal solutions abound. And depending on the person being subdued, different methods work better or worse.
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#25 - mehmachine (12/24/2015) [-]
I'm just going to go through your ideas of nonlethal take downs.

1) Non lethal rounds: Very few police agencies have everyday officers equipped with non lethal rounds
2) Pepper spray: This can help bring down assailants but it by no means guarantees it.
3) Shields: When is a shield ever going to be available in a non riot scenario.
4) Shoot the leg: NO. An officer is taught o only EVER aim for center mass when firing at a target. Aiming for the legs puts anybody else in the area at risk and even then is not a guaranteed non lethal strike.

#38 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
every cop i know has a taser gun. that will bring anybody down
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#45 - mehmachine (12/24/2015) [-]
Not all cops carry Tasers. You must not know very many cops. As well cas comment 38's point. A taser is only good for one assailant and that's only if the charge connects with the subject. They've been known to not work 100% of time because the current doesn't complete because one or both of the prongs fail to connect.
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#42 - polifemo (12/24/2015) [-]
anon, the shot from a tazer gun is good only for 1 subject, also is rmarkably important to say that not everyone would be broght down by a tazer, depends on the resistance of the subject
#30 - hairybaboon (12/24/2015) [-]
1. Fair enough. But departments can call for backup and backup can bring supplies - same applies for shields.
2. Agreed, no method is perfect
3. ^^^ And also, youtu.be/cX5CPx4RKWw When backup arrives they bring shields. (also, you see how the officers move around the threat, keep the threat contained, but don't subdue until you have the proper opportunity)
4. Maybe they need to be trained differently. This may be an inherent problem brought on by training. Germans seem to be able to do it: www.liveleak.com/view?i=cfe_1440199540 Also, maybe we just need to train our cops more. www.dw.com/en/why-german-police-officers-rarely-reach-for-their-guns/a-17884779 Yes, the german police rarely see armed suspects, but most of the outrage at police in the US is due to unarmed or minimally armed (knife) suspects being shot by cops.
#25 - You'd be correct. 12/14/2015 on Legless Whisper -11
#30 - Sounds an awful lot like what Ross Scott talked about on Ross'…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2015 on Sell my soul +5
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#31 - volcanicdiarrhea (12/10/2015) [-]
It was all fine and dandy until years later.
One of the people who signed it got really into Christianity.
Then one of her friends reminded her that she sold her soul.
Both her and the soul collector had moved and never had contact outside of school.
But she tracked him down and begged for her soul back.
He destroyed the book and proclaimed that he returns all the souls to their original owners.
Satan would be very disappointed.

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#18 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
Sorry it took me some time to wake up Stinkers. Here he is tho!
User avatar #16 to #15 - mehmachine (06/21/2014) [-]
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