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|#34 - Dont listen to that other guy. Spiders make great pets. I've h… [+] (1 new reply)||09/18/2014 on Magnus gets larp gear||+1|
|#42 - Hobo spiders arent even that venomous and rarely aggressive. … [+] (1 new reply)||09/15/2014 on Destroyer of Nope||0|
#104 - brisineo (09/16/2014) [-]
Northern Utah, and according to the scientist who studies spiders for a living, he told me it can vary between region.
Hobos of the more dangerous nature are practically non-existent down near the pacific coastal areas, while they thrive in the rockies. I could even show you the bite (tis a nasty one) if you want for proof.
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|#79 - You need maneuverability, you need stamina, you need visibilit…||08/22/2014 on The Walking Deadsney Part 2||0|
|#71 - Read the Zombie survival guide. Armor does nothing but wei… [+] (3 new replies)||08/22/2014 on The Walking Deadsney Part 2||+1|
#79 - mehmachine (08/22/2014) [-]
You need maneuverability, you need stamina, you need visibility, you need speed, you need less grabbing area. Armor would do nothing but give you worse stats in all of these. Look at something like chain-mail, shark-suits, or hell even your riot gear you posted. Sure, these can stop a zombie bite or two, but stopping a bite or two isn't going to do you any good when they've already grabbed you and are pulling you down and I'll be damned if their bites didn't break bones through the armor too.
#76 - rocketelbow (08/22/2014) [-]
You won't last. A human can last for perhaps a few minutes against a horde of zombies, but they staying power is just not there. A human gets tired, requires food, water, sleep, and even mental rest. A zombie does not. They do not breath, nor sleep, not feel sympathy or remorse. None. A zombie will bash a door down until its hands are nothing more than mangled stubs. A zombie has unholy tenacity, and once it has chosen a target, it will follow them until they are either caught, or something else catches their attention. They will hunt to the ends of the world and back. And their numbers are constantly growing, as everyone human bit is another new member of the horde. It's a forgone conclusion: Humanity is on the run, if not on the extinction fast track. Standing and fighting will only get you killed. It just takes one to grab you to pull you to the ground, and once you're on the ground, it's over. You're far better off never letting yourself get knocked down, and Less Is More is the name of the game. What better fits this philosophy? Armor, with straps and plates that can easily be grabbed or a T-Shirt that offers no additional gripping areas? It's already a loosing battle. Don't give them any more advantages.
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