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Date Signed Up:6/27/2011
Last Login:6/20/2013
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Content Ranking:#1721
Comment Ranking:#14903
Highest Content Rank:#317
Highest Comment Rank:#8568
Content Thumbs: 22147 total,  25123 ,  2976
Comment Thumbs: 812 total,  1496 ,  684
Content Level Progress: 14.7% (147/1000)
Level 222 Content: Mind Blower → Level 223 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 181 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 182 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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Content Views:688347
Times Content Favorited:1280 times
Total Comments Made:877
FJ Points:2976
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#97 - Paul Sturgess is the guy in the content gif. He's 7'8" 05/27/2013 on White men can't jump? 0
#69 - You're not doing anyone any good with your terrible English. Nigger.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2013 on awkward moment when you... 0
User avatar #70 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (05/27/2013) [-]
fight me.
User avatar #71 - megusters (05/27/2013) [-]
Irl? Bro? Do you even lift? Psht
#38 - Wouldn't blood circulation be cut off completely rendering you…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on How to Win Every Fight 0
#86 - N. Korean citizen (05/24/2013) [-]
I've numbed my arm to the point where I couldn't even open my hand for a few minutes and its perfectly fine
User avatar #72 - garaichu (05/24/2013) [-]
I once woke up with my arm completely numb. As in I couldn't feel it at all. I freaked the fuck out and starting, well, flailing it about to wake it up and it did.

So yeah, TL;DR you can numb your arm completely without "killing" it.
#42 - yunonomynameeh (05/24/2013) [-]
In a comic where you can distract your opponent long enough to take a nap by pointing at the sky?

No, your arm would be perfectly fine.
#67 - *reason  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2013 on awkward moment when you... 0
User avatar #68 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (05/24/2013) [-]
prolly been on fj longer than ur bitchass anyway so eat a cock and stop hating your not doing anyone good here.
User avatar #69 - megusters (05/27/2013) [-]
You're not doing anyone any good with your terrible English. Nigger.
User avatar #70 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (05/27/2013) [-]
fight me.
User avatar #71 - megusters (05/27/2013) [-]
Irl? Bro? Do you even lift? Psht
#66 - Race card calling for no apparent nigger. We allow blacks, but…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2013 on awkward moment when you... 0
User avatar #67 - megusters (05/24/2013) [-]
*reason
User avatar #68 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (05/24/2013) [-]
prolly been on fj longer than ur bitchass anyway so eat a cock and stop hating your not doing anyone good here.
User avatar #69 - megusters (05/27/2013) [-]
You're not doing anyone any good with your terrible English. Nigger.
User avatar #70 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (05/27/2013) [-]
fight me.
User avatar #71 - megusters (05/27/2013) [-]
Irl? Bro? Do you even lift? Psht
#61 - I wanna see what happens when smoking in zero gravity. 05/23/2013 on Yeah, stupid space +1
#20 - Get the fuck off of here. We don't want any casuals.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/23/2013 on awkward moment when you... +1
User avatar #65 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (05/24/2013) [-]
racist
User avatar #66 - megusters (05/24/2013) [-]
Race card calling for no apparent nigger. We allow blacks, but not niggers.
User avatar #67 - megusters (05/24/2013) [-]
*reason
User avatar #68 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (05/24/2013) [-]
prolly been on fj longer than ur bitchass anyway so eat a cock and stop hating your not doing anyone good here.
User avatar #69 - megusters (05/27/2013) [-]
You're not doing anyone any good with your terrible English. Nigger.
User avatar #70 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (05/27/2013) [-]
fight me.
User avatar #71 - megusters (05/27/2013) [-]
Irl? Bro? Do you even lift? Psht
#33 - I've never laughed quietly so hard in my life. 05/23/2013 on The Power of Photoshop +3
#79 - #yoloswagg3xxdoe4lifeobeytheguages#skinnies 05/23/2013 on Ten-Inch Tennant +1
#41 - Walrus you say? 05/23/2013 on Almost Perfect.... 0
#277 - Looks like my old JVC VCR.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2013 on It's Uncanny +1
#321 - N. Korean citizen (05/23/2013) [-]
I had that VCR, that was the first thing I said when I saw it!
User avatar #283 - soopergrover (05/23/2013) [-]
You know what it looks like? A fucking Xbox One.
#116 - Oh look at the samefag  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on It's a secret... -8
User avatar #215 - neednsfw (05/21/2013) [-]
You're going in the folder
#152 - okay... taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap 05/19/2013 on Party like you were unable... 0
#150 - Really?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Party like you were unable... 0
#151 - helgrind (05/19/2013) [-]
No I lied




....yes really
User avatar #211 - Tekchanei (05/20/2013) [-]
Who is that girl?

I feel like I've seen her before.
User avatar #152 - megusters (05/19/2013) [-]
okay...taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap
#145 - How do you get a lapdance from 2 girls?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Party like you were unable... +1
User avatar #149 - helgrind (05/19/2013) [-]
you keep paying for another dance and they get progressively sluttier and sluttier
User avatar #150 - megusters (05/19/2013) [-]
Really?
#151 - helgrind (05/19/2013) [-]
No I lied




....yes really
User avatar #211 - Tekchanei (05/20/2013) [-]
Who is that girl?

I feel like I've seen her before.
User avatar #152 - megusters (05/19/2013) [-]
okay...taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap
#6 - I use a Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1, the palm recognition is supp… 05/13/2013 on Every. fucking. time. 0
#4 - Alright, damn I'm jealous of doctor's handwriting. It's even w…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Every. fucking. time. 0
User avatar #5 - captainwow (05/13/2013) [-]
Also, most graphics tablets should have a lefty feature. I actually had so many people complain about my handwriting I had to go through old comics and fix them with text before posting them on new sites.
User avatar #6 - megusters (05/13/2013) [-]
I use a Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1, the palm recognition is supposed to be good, but I guess that you ALWAYS have to already have to have the pen down before your palm.
#2 - I know, I get that alot, I'm a lefty and it's really difficult…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Every. fucking. time. 0
User avatar #3 - captainwow (05/13/2013) [-]
I get it a lot too, actually. I'd say go download some obscure font, gives personality and solves the problem.
User avatar #4 - megusters (05/13/2013) [-]
Alright, damn I'm jealous of doctor's handwriting. It's even worse for me on paper because of smudging.
User avatar #5 - captainwow (05/13/2013) [-]
Also, most graphics tablets should have a lefty feature. I actually had so many people complain about my handwriting I had to go through old comics and fix them with text before posting them on new sites.
User avatar #6 - megusters (05/13/2013) [-]
I use a Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1, the palm recognition is supposed to be good, but I guess that you ALWAYS have to already have to have the pen down before your palm.
#80 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on well played +2
#83 - N. Korean citizen (05/13/2013) [-]
what does it mean? .... a double rainbow....
(im sorry i had to)
#86 - cthumoo (05/13/2013) [-]
why?
#76 - I was scared that we'd be hobknocking.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Confession Kid 0
User avatar #79 - thejesusnipple (05/12/2013) [-]
>Sex Ed
#59 - I used to think that a clitoris was a lady penis, so I refused…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Confession Kid 0
User avatar #66 - mrmiguel (05/12/2013) [-]
Isn't the clitoris like a penis though?
User avatar #74 - thejesusnipple (05/12/2013) [-]
Why, yes, it is.
User avatar #76 - megusters (05/12/2013) [-]
I was scared that we'd be hobknocking.
User avatar #79 - thejesusnipple (05/12/2013) [-]
>Sex Ed
#132 - I laughed way too hard. 05/10/2013 on He might want someone dead 0
#42 - I saw a fat bushy black woman walk out of a corner store with … 05/10/2013 on The Pain +1
#30 - The bulldog ate one of his best friends... 05/10/2013 on That's all, folks +4
#172 - Oh nice, the desc. from amazinglife247.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on Student Teaches The Teacher... +1
User avatar #257 - newerusername (05/10/2013) [-]
Yuss
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User avatar #5 - bluemeatmballs (10/26/2012) [-]
thank you very much
User avatar #6 to #5 - megusters (10/26/2012) [-]
Your welcome sir. :)
User avatar #4 - bluemeatmballs (10/26/2012) [-]
Hello sir. I have noticed you aren't an item collector, but you do have a good amount of FJ points.
Now, if you don't collect items, these points are useless to you.
So i'm asking you sincerely, might you be willing to share some of those poins with me?
You could make me very happy, and I will use them for the great cause of item science.
Sorry for bothering you, and thanks for considering.
<3
User avatar #1 - frankwest (07/24/2012) [-]
I didn't get to see your reply to my comment on "great ass gif" If you supplied me with a source o' dat ass, I'd greatly appreciate if you replied to this comment with that source.
User avatar #2 to #1 - megusters (07/24/2012) [-]
The girl is from livejasmin, her username is Sonya18x
User avatar #3 to #2 - frankwest (07/24/2012) [-]
Why thank you, sir.
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