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#15 - he laso had a legion of super robots that he built just in his… 15 hours ago on Batman vs Superman 0
#11 - well all i know is that when he was a comedian half his jokes …  [+] (7 new replies) 15 hours ago on Dem feels 0
User avatar #16 - onceman (15 hours ago) [-]
No his parents were foster parents to many kids, his dad seemed to have been a pretty standar, loving father.
But both his parents were in fact biological
#13 - crosskill (15 hours ago) [-]
I've only ever heard of him saying that his parents ran a foster care.
In which of his comedy appearances does he mention that he didn't know his parents? Just curious, is all.
#12 - newall (15 hours ago) [-]
He also raps about how successful his dad was.
I feel like the comedy might be, surprisingly, a joke.
#14 - crosskill (15 hours ago) [-]
Wait, when does he rap about that? About his father being successful, I mean.
#15 - newall (15 hours ago) [-]
"And I'm born rich, life ain't fair (silver spoon coon, ho)"

"My father owned half the MoMA and did it with no diploma"

Sweatpants.
User avatar #38 - alcoholicsemen (9 hours ago) [-]
is that from because the internet
#17 - crosskill (14 hours ago) [-]
First bar is a commentary on how people try to downgrade his success by saying that he bought it with his parents' money. Also in the screenplay accompanying the album which Sweatpants is from, Because The Internet, Gambino raps from the perspective of a black rich kid.

Second bar is firstly a play on Childish Gambino saying that "he is the son of Kanye West".
Secondly it's a reference to a line from a Kanye West & Jay Z song where Jay says.
"Graduated to the MoMA
And I did all of this without a diploma"
And third, the line that both Gambino and Jay is referencing, is when Kanye and Jay Z were performing at the MoMA (They owned it)
#1 - lets all go to the malt shop /. 19 hours ago on Nice one Daphne 0
#6 - but superman can outhink batman. he in a similar fashion to th…  [+] (10 new replies) 19 hours ago on Batman vs Superman +5
User avatar #13 - rowdeemunkee (16 hours ago) [-]
Superman was greatly nerfed in the NEW 52 i believe.
User avatar #57 - hejhag (10 hours ago) [-]
This. he's still just about as smart as Bruce, though.
User avatar #42 - hirollin (11 hours ago) [-]
thats what happens when you have someone who hates superman becomes the head writer for superman comics.
User avatar #9 - Sterski (18 hours ago) [-]
>Intelligence similar to a supercomputer

Oh y'know, cause the fucker wasn't overpowered enough.
User avatar #19 - MrDeadiron (14 hours ago) [-]
Yea, but Batman has the op power known as butthurt fanboys. Batman at best is a C list superhero.
User avatar #112 - fishandkids (3 hours ago) [-]
Because Superman has never lost to Lex.
User avatar #122 - MrDeadiron (1 hour ago) [-]
Losing has nothing to do with how good a superhero is, if it did Batman wouldn't even be considered a superhero.
User avatar #123 - fishandkids (1 hour ago) [-]
My point is saying that Batman can't win against Superman is stupid because he loses to Lex all the time. also Batman isn't a superhero.
User avatar #124 - MrDeadiron (1 hour ago) [-]
The only reason Batman has a "plan" for every situation is because of plot armor to please fan boys. In reality Batman is little more than a good detective in a bat suit. Lex Luther on the other hand is a straight up super genius.

Batman is not even close to Lex mentally and writers have to drop Superman's I.Q. whenever he's around Batman in order to make him look so amazing.
User avatar #15 - megaton (15 hours ago) [-]
he laso had a legion of super robots that he built just in his fortess for emergency situations and custodial work.
#3 - fix the transformation thing? i dont know what you are talking about  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on Vegeta wants it +1
User avatar #5 - potaravegito (21 hours ago) [-]
I heard SSJG was pretty much supposed to be end, because the constant use of transformations as a plot point was very tired by now. I was hoping we could get away from it and let other things act as conflicts, but... nah.

Oh well.
#17 - Ken M (13 hours ago) [-]
maybe this is just a toned down version of god mode.
#3 - well he is an orphan so no ******* duh. i have hugged c…  [+] (9 new replies) 22 hours ago on Dem feels -12
#7 - crosskill (17 hours ago) [-]
"this one kid said something that was really bad,
he said I wasn't really black because I had a dad"

Childish Gambino, Hold You Down.
User avatar #11 - megaton (15 hours ago) [-]
well all i know is that when he was a comedian half his jokes were about him growing up in an orphanage and the fact that he repeatedly said he didnt know his parents.
User avatar #16 - onceman (15 hours ago) [-]
No his parents were foster parents to many kids, his dad seemed to have been a pretty standar, loving father.
But both his parents were in fact biological
#13 - crosskill (15 hours ago) [-]
I've only ever heard of him saying that his parents ran a foster care.
In which of his comedy appearances does he mention that he didn't know his parents? Just curious, is all.
#12 - newall (15 hours ago) [-]
He also raps about how successful his dad was.
I feel like the comedy might be, surprisingly, a joke.
#14 - crosskill (15 hours ago) [-]
Wait, when does he rap about that? About his father being successful, I mean.
#15 - newall (15 hours ago) [-]
"And I'm born rich, life ain't fair (silver spoon coon, ho)"

"My father owned half the MoMA and did it with no diploma"

Sweatpants.
User avatar #38 - alcoholicsemen (9 hours ago) [-]
is that from because the internet
#17 - crosskill (14 hours ago) [-]
First bar is a commentary on how people try to downgrade his success by saying that he bought it with his parents' money. Also in the screenplay accompanying the album which Sweatpants is from, Because The Internet, Gambino raps from the perspective of a black rich kid.

Second bar is firstly a play on Childish Gambino saying that "he is the son of Kanye West".
Secondly it's a reference to a line from a Kanye West & Jay Z song where Jay says.
"Graduated to the MoMA
And I did all of this without a diploma"
And third, the line that both Gambino and Jay is referencing, is when Kanye and Jay Z were performing at the MoMA (They owned it)
#17 - the more hits that you land behind the opponents defense the b…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on when youre disappointed in... +3
#19 - Ken M (21 hours ago) [-]
"light jabs" being relative. I don't think either of those guys jab "lightly" landing 67 more clean hits then the other guy is a pretty big difference.
#11 - well she is dead inside. 22 hours ago on Eyes +8
#10 - so what you are saying is that they are pulling a mighty number 9  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Yooka-Laylee 0
User avatar #12 - itsbeowulftime (21 hours ago) [-]
Yup, and it's become the quickest funded game on kickstarter ever, and is going to get over-funded to the point they're running out of stretch goals.
#7 - its magic. aint got to explain **** . 22 hours ago on Physics! +33

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User avatar #17 - kingoftheanonymous (01/06/2015) [-]
10/10, best city
User avatar #13 - megaton (12/08/2014) [-]
dont u just hate it when some guy points you out and decides he wants to take a few hours to go through a bunch of your comments and content and thumb each and every single one ofthem down just cause he is a no life piece of **** . i know i do.
User avatar #12 - gugek (09/18/2014) [-]
Hope you're having a great day!
User avatar #10 - aerosol (09/07/2014) [-]
You must get a lot of fallout-related mentions
User avatar #11 to #10 - megaton (09/07/2014) [-]
yep
User avatar #9 - SumoWamm (07/06/2014) [-]
Nice username.
User avatar #5 - lolfacerage (07/09/2012) [-]
You have a nice username.
User avatar #6 to #8 - megaton (07/09/2012) [-]
i get that alot and i made it before i even knew what fallout was.was thinking about a megaton bomb
User avatar #7 to #9 - lolfacerage (07/09/2012) [-]
Cool.
User avatar #4 - HIMTheSixSixSix (10/11/2010) [-]
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User avatar #3 - megaton (09/19/2010) [-]
yay i got to lvl 4 today :)
#8 to #3 - miscarriage (01/23/2013) [-]
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Level 4 on what?
#1 - Ken M (06/24/2010) [-]
im just gonna say sorry for blowing you up. tenpenny tower looked promising. if it makes you feel any better, i killed everyone in the building...
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