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#3 - Thanks! I appreciate the critique. I think you're right. 09/08/2013 on Stop Fucking Barking 0
#60 - Picture 07/09/2013 on You know nothing, Jon Snow! 0
#9 - That kinda **** is one of my primary problems with our species…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on The God of Picnics: Remastered 0
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#10 - konradkurze (06/27/2013) [-]
well one can say....if a fiction writer can create scientology and have shitloads of people follow it,....makes you think whoever wrote the bible was an author of better fiction
#5 - It's an awful covenant.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2013 on The God of Picnics: Remastered 0
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#6 - konradkurze (06/27/2013) [-]
yeah, no sane and rational man would cut it off for no realistic reason

if for medical reasons it needs to get cut off then yah, but cutting it off because one can, hell no

plus saying god made a mistake means god is in fact NOT the infallible deity hes accredited as being
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#7 - megajoshx (06/27/2013) [-]
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It's a weird topic. I mean, I'm cut, but obviously had no say in the matter. My fiance and I are talking about spawning a kid - she wants him cut, I kinda don't. The idea of mutilating my son's genitals just because some dumb old book written by ancient savages has convinced our culture it's a good idea seems like a disservice to what will hopefully be my greatest achievement.
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#8 - konradkurze (06/27/2013) [-]
it lal began many centuries ago in the middle east, back when personal hygeine was shit and water came at a premium, so keeping ones junk clean was a mission....so cutting shit off lowered the chances of infection down there

over time, nobody's paid attention to advances in culture or medicine to apply new means of keeping the junk safe, they just keep cutting shit off {because thats what theyve always done}
#9 - megajoshx (06/27/2013) [-]
That kinda shit is one of my primary problems with our species. Just DOING shit because some big beardy dead guy told people to, and so everyone does it, and there's no reason it still has to be that way. We'd be better off if we could approach this kinda stuff rationally.
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#10 - konradkurze (06/27/2013) [-]
well one can say....if a fiction writer can create scientology and have shitloads of people follow it,....makes you think whoever wrote the bible was an author of better fiction
#3 - Well, he's primal. Notice he is not circumcised, either. He …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/27/2013 on The God of Picnics: Remastered 0
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#4 - konradkurze (06/27/2013) [-]
religious debate time
man was apparently made in gods image, thus men have foreskins because god has one...so why do so many fruitloops cut it off
if our bodies are 'temples to god' then cutting parts off it is defiling it
#5 - megajoshx (06/27/2013) [-]
It's an awful covenant.
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#6 - konradkurze (06/27/2013) [-]
yeah, no sane and rational man would cut it off for no realistic reason

if for medical reasons it needs to get cut off then yah, but cutting it off because one can, hell no

plus saying god made a mistake means god is in fact NOT the infallible deity hes accredited as being
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#7 - megajoshx (06/27/2013) [-]
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It's a weird topic. I mean, I'm cut, but obviously had no say in the matter. My fiance and I are talking about spawning a kid - she wants him cut, I kinda don't. The idea of mutilating my son's genitals just because some dumb old book written by ancient savages has convinced our culture it's a good idea seems like a disservice to what will hopefully be my greatest achievement.
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#8 - konradkurze (06/27/2013) [-]
it lal began many centuries ago in the middle east, back when personal hygeine was shit and water came at a premium, so keeping ones junk clean was a mission....so cutting shit off lowered the chances of infection down there

over time, nobody's paid attention to advances in culture or medicine to apply new means of keeping the junk safe, they just keep cutting shit off {because thats what theyve always done}
#9 - megajoshx (06/27/2013) [-]
That kinda shit is one of my primary problems with our species. Just DOING shit because some big beardy dead guy told people to, and so everyone does it, and there's no reason it still has to be that way. We'd be better off if we could approach this kinda stuff rationally.
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#10 - konradkurze (06/27/2013) [-]
well one can say....if a fiction writer can create scientology and have shitloads of people follow it,....makes you think whoever wrote the bible was an author of better fiction
#2 - Picture 06/26/2013 on Lifelong Torture +12
#2 - Comment deleted 06/03/2013 on Dissimilitude 0
#8 - I didn't, except for the fact that I totally did. H… 05/30/2013 on This Week in Science 0
#7 - MY GOD. You're right. 05/30/2013 on This Week in Science 0
#2 - I made this, though. Doesn't that qualify as Original Content?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2013 on This Week in Science +2
#3 - combatfrogs (05/30/2013) [-]
"This is an old strip made by Josh Maynard for LaserFist.com"





you did not make this????????????????????????????
#8 - megajoshx (05/30/2013) [-]
I didn't, except for the fact that I totally did.

Hello! My name is Josh Maynard, and I do LaserFist. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. The image attached to this reply is not much in the way of proof, but if you do a bit of googling for either my name or my webcomic, then that should do it.
#5 - anon (05/30/2013) [-]
That is Josh maynard check his profile
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