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#66 - Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single…  [+] (4 replies) 01/22/2013 on 1M likes post -14
#137 - thebeastlyhound (01/22/2013) [-]
du fuck neigger you fuck wich mein fello fjers
#136 - nuclearnarwhal (01/22/2013) [-]
Pic related, it's your final form.
#111 - fuckingtrolltastic (01/22/2013) [-]
who the fuck is this niqqa?
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#70 - slendie (01/22/2013) [-]
#54 - Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single…  [+] (4 replies) 01/22/2013 on Comic 1 -6
#75 - willindor (01/22/2013) [-]
Damn copypastas.
#70 - anon (01/22/2013) [-]
U look like a fag and your "girlfriend" looks 99 % plastic
#69 - norwegianlolz (01/22/2013) [-]
Hey Jews,

My name is Adolf, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are greedy, big-nosed no-lifes who spend every second of the day stealing money. You are everything bad in Germany. Honestly, have any of you even been to concentration camp? I mean, I guess it's fun getting called about your religion all the time, but you could take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than Islam.

Don't be a stranger, just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was leader of the master race, and killed millions of Jews. What sports do you play, other than jacking off over your money? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me, Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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#65 - vanhoutte (01/22/2013) [-]
seriously man? like what in the fuck.
#89 - Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single…  [+] (4 replies) 01/22/2013 on finger lickin' good -10
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#111 - anon (01/22/2013) [-]
And this makes you superior to us over the internet HOW, exactly?
#101 - vikingsrapeyou (01/22/2013) [-]
Hey you faggot, do u even lift?
and one more thing.
I don't fancy having sex with a plastic bag. No hard feelings mon.
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#93 - silasersej (01/22/2013) [-]
That's a nice dog you have there on the picture.
#95 - Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single…  [+] (12 replies) 01/22/2013 on Battlefield 3 -6
#100 - theholyblade (01/22/2013) [-]
Well, my fine sir, you sound like a very successful young chap. I wish you nothing but the best in your life, and hope you and your female companion are doing well, I'm sure you are though, seeing as she has so recently fellated you (you lucky dog!)
And to answer your question about sports, I myself avidly participate in competitive sailing, along with polo and cricket.
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#98 - funnaycraptwo (01/22/2013) [-]
1 person failed to realize this is the oldest copy-pasta in the book.
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#99 - funnaycraptwo (01/22/2013) [-]
Scratch that, 3 people didn't.
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#102 - TheSock (01/22/2013) [-]
or maybe the're just tired of seeing it
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#103 - funnaycraptwo (01/22/2013) [-]
Or maybe, your grammar's terrible. :D
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#104 - TheSock (01/22/2013) [-]
because i forgot a comma and misspelled a word?
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#105 - funnaycraptwo (01/22/2013) [-]
Not just that, you didn't punctuate, capitalize, or spell correctly.
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#106 - TheSock (01/22/2013) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry. I should have known that my friend, Anal McLooney, was on FJ today.
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#107 - funnaycraptwo (01/22/2013) [-]
That's the ticket! The better grammar you use, the more knowledgeable you seem!
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#108 - TheSock (01/22/2013) [-]
or maybe i just wont give a fuck cause it's the internet? Yeah...i like that idea
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#109 - funnaycraptwo (01/22/2013) [-]
Well I do, cause I don't wanna seem like an idiot to someone whom I'm trying to prove a point to. :|
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#110 - TheSock (01/22/2013) [-]
That's assuming they care about good grammar as much as you do...
#81 - Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single…  [+] (13 replies) 01/22/2013 on when a bitch's airbag goes off -14
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#93 - drunkasaurus (01/22/2013) [-]
I've never gotten any pussy. But I like dicks, so that's probably the reason.
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#87 - sexwithyourwife (01/22/2013) [-]
I don't see why there thumbing you down.. I thought this was pretty well known joke. Unless there tired of seeing it or something..
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#88 - spanishninja (01/22/2013) [-]
im tired of spammers
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#118 - drainbramage (01/22/2013) [-]
You thought it was real.
#86 - anon (01/22/2013) [-]
it's fake.
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#117 - vikingfaen (01/22/2013) [-]
Newfag detected.
#115 - pongprofessor (01/22/2013) [-]
This copypasta is about as old as the internet itself...Now, you just made yourself look like a complete idiot. Congratulations!
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#111 - deathzor (01/22/2013) [-]
you're an idiot.
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#108 - Pink Floyd (01/22/2013) [-]
lol you actually fell for it? Are you a retard?
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#106 - tylerpayne (01/22/2013) [-]
This is pretty old copy pasta
#54 - Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single…  [+] (7 replies) 01/22/2013 on Ermahgerd science! -22
#72 - thewitchking (01/22/2013) [-]
Looks like my little friend over here has something to eat now.
#65 - snoopyxxm (01/22/2013) [-]
Kill it with fire
#60 - ascendedwings (01/22/2013) [-]
Hey guys,
My name is Jenna, and I'm asking every single one of you to help me. My boyfriend is this skinny, greasy-haired guido who spends every second of his day looking at his stupid ass hair. He is everything bad with today's youth. Honestly, do all men brag about having fucked their "bitches" last night? I mean, I guess it's because of peer pressure and trying to be accepted, but he takes it to a whole new level. This is even worse than drinking beer all day and listening to Heavy Metal.
Don't ignore me. Please, help me. I'm pretty much desperate. I was a regular at the literature club, and vice-president of the science club. I also had a thing for classical music? I used to get straight A's, that is, before I met him (He just made me blow him; Shit was SO gross). He's a faggot, and I want to kill him. Please help me!
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#57 - clownsplosion (01/22/2013) [-]
Hey Guys,

You probably remember my name is John, and I want to apologize to every single one of you. I'm pretty sure most of you arent fat and are probably cleverer than I said, and if you guys want to look at pictures and stuff, then that's cool, everyone has a different life. The world is here to be shared, and I'm happy to share it with you guys. Most of you have probably got pussy before, anyway... I had a look around and there was a picture of a bitch being plowed by a guy with "RON PAUL /b/" written on his dick. I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people... I do it myself, but not as well as you guys. I actually met my bitch through facebook, so I guess we're all a bit nerdy sometimes.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I deserve it after what I was like. I resigned from the football team and took up chess, and quit basketball when I realised the only people playing were niggers anyway. I also tried jacking off to an anime girl, which actually isn't all that bad. I only got straight A's because my mom fucked the principal, and my hot girlfriend is actually just a blow-up doll (She just popped; Shit was SO shit). You are all just reasonable people who should disregard what I said to you, don't become "an heroes" LOL (am I a newfag or what?). Thanks for listening, no hard feelings, right?

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#199 - Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single…  [+] (7 replies) 01/22/2013 on Vision. How it work? -18
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#220 - nighkey (01/22/2013) [-]
You're actually fat in real life, you either don't have a girlfriend or have a questionably loyal ugly one who is 'deep', and proof enough of this is that you had to go so far out of your way to think as hard as you possibly could just to try to get attention on a place like Funny Junk.

You wish so very hard that the person in the picture was you, but your poor abilities of articulation and overly sweaty body keep you from even going to parties, and you certainly don't have a place as clean/trendy as the one in the background of that image. Good luck.
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#207 - trollinggenius (01/22/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#225 - anon (01/22/2013) [-]
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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#38 - Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single…  [+] (5 replies) 01/22/2013 on convinced my friend he's... -22
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#56 - idancethefoxtrot (01/22/2013) [-]
You are the single worst troll I've ever seen in my life. I am aware that this doesn't mean shit to you. Just thought you should know.
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#46 - Jtrocksman (01/22/2013) [-]
lol failed troll
#45 - Metallicock (01/22/2013) [-]
Hey Jack-asses,
My name is Hank Hill and I sell propane and propane accessories. All of you are asinine losers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid pictures on the internet. You probably even grill with charcoal. Honestly, have you ever even grilled with propane? I mean, I guess it's fun to grill quality meat, but you take it to a whole new level. This is worse than playin vidya games all day.

Don’t be a stranger now. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much an up right citizen. I was captain of the football team, and won at state . What sports do you play, other than “tennis”? I also got employee of the month every month I've ever worked at Strickland Propane, and just sold a Char King (with extended warranty; they paid in CASH). Yall just ain't right I'll tell you hwat. Thanks for listening

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