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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: MechaEmperor (RNoblewolf)
Consoles Owned: Xbox, Xbox360, PC
Video Games Played: Halo, Mass Effect, Doom, Marathon, Outlaws, Age of Empires, TF2, Half-Life, Gears of War, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Red Orchestra 2, World of Tanks, World of Warplanes, Planetside 2
X-box Gamertag: jdirodo
Date Signed Up:12/28/2010
Last Login:9/11/2014
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Currently a med student. If you have any doubts, comments or simply wanna discuss health issues, physiology, disease, anatomy, etc., hit me up. It helps me remember important topics.

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#5212 - Picture 07/06/2014 on Train, Game +1
#5208 - **mechaemperor rolls 5,374**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#5212 - mechaemperor (07/06/2014) [-]
#4039 - **mechaemperor rolled image ** 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#39 - This is shooped 06/14/2014 on Are you fucking kidding me +8
#6 - "Reducing breasts"  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on captain Ds +289
#8 - theimmortalemperor (06/09/2014) [-]
#13 - Yes 06/09/2014 on Kill La Kill According To... +3
#569 - "If you cheat or hack online" I've read the…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2014 on WTF is wrong with gaming... 0
User avatar #575 - tomahawkkit (06/08/2014) [-]
I have never heard of a single case where a corp shut someone down and canceled all their games. also drm has never inconvenienced me in the slightest. its either your making up things to be mad about, or im extra ordinarily lucky to never have a single drm problem ever
#576 - slightest (06/08/2014) [-]
outside of me DRM becomes a major issue.
#134 - Because when you buy a game, this may happen: -Can't play …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/07/2014 on WTF is wrong with gaming... +1
User avatar #551 - tomahawkkit (06/07/2014) [-]
- that doesn't really matter I have spam email for a reason
- im always connected to the internet anyway
- doesn't really explain why drm is bad
- that makes perfect sense, if you cheat or hack online the developer should have the right to deny you access to keep the games integrity for other players


while there is always a craked copy on the internet the drm probably delays them so they can tell their stock holders that the videogame made this amount of money on the opening few days
User avatar #569 - mechaemperor (06/08/2014) [-]
"If you cheat or hack online"

I've read the agreements. They can deny you access without any reason. You fail to log in in over a year? Account blocked and all games lost. They just feel like eliminating the games servers? It won't work anymore. There's nothing you can do about it because you accepted to just borrow the game when you gave them the money.

Not everyone has the necessity to be online at all times, also, if my ISP has a malfunction, I want to be able to play my games while I wait for them to fix up.

DRM doesn't delay them at all. Just look at how many games "leak" before the official release date.

Don't make excuses for a corporate strategy which is half-assed in its implementation and screws their customers over.

User avatar #575 - tomahawkkit (06/08/2014) [-]
I have never heard of a single case where a corp shut someone down and canceled all their games. also drm has never inconvenienced me in the slightest. its either your making up things to be mad about, or im extra ordinarily lucky to never have a single drm problem ever
#576 - slightest (06/08/2014) [-]
outside of me DRM becomes a major issue.
User avatar #232 - nebuchadnezzaurus (06/07/2014) [-]
this, this, this
#126 - I though you were joking... You do not get withdrawal…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #127 - hargleblarg (06/05/2014) [-]
I WAS joking. I thought "desire to breathe intensifying" would give that away.
#120 - That does not even make sense.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #122 - hargleblarg (06/04/2014) [-]
Well you can't stop breathing can you, otherwise you get withdrawal symptoms:
-shaky hands
-pain
-desire to breathe intensifying with each moment you're not breathing
-blacking out
-death

So there you go, you're addicted to breathing.
User avatar #126 - mechaemperor (06/04/2014) [-]
I though you were joking...

You do not get withdrawal symptoms from not breathing. You get hypoxia, which does not include shaky hands nor pain.

Death and blacking out are not withdrawal symptoms either.

Finally, you cannot be addicted to breathing. It is a necessary function for aerobic organisms and it's mostly involuntary. Try hyperventilating, if it were an addiction, you'd feel better the more you do it, no? Wrong.

Coffee does not nor do any other exogenous substances that tend to cause addiction have an important biological function for survival. You might argue food addiction, in that case I would not argue, save the fact that people can intentionally withhold feeding themselves to extremes.

I'd commend your attempt at an analogy, but it was very poor.
User avatar #127 - hargleblarg (06/05/2014) [-]
I WAS joking. I thought "desire to breathe intensifying" would give that away.
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#64 - Rei (10/19/2013) [-]
I like your username.
User avatar #65 to #64 - mechaemperor (10/19/2013) [-]
I like yours, even if Asuka is best EVA girl.

A friend came up with it years ago, I decided I liked it, now it's my internet alias.
#66 to #65 - Rei (10/19/2013) [-]
> Asuka is best EVA girl.
> Asuka is best EVA girl.
User avatar #60 - breakfastskippa (02/25/2013) [-]
You gonna accept the trade or not?
User avatar #61 to #60 - mechaemperor (02/25/2013) [-]
had to bail, what was it?
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