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Date Signed Up:2/02/2011
Last Login:11/28/2015
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Comment Thumbs: 2450 total,  2746 ,  296
Content Level Progress: 62% (62/100)
Level 142 Content: Faptastic → Level 143 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 15% (15/100)
Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:4
Content Views:49942
Times Content Favorited:182 times
Total Comments Made:513
FJ Points:6701
Favorite Tags: You are awesome (4)

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#54 - I agree with him and I get laid every other day... 02/21/2013 on Meanwhile in Soviet Russia -1
#164 - Is it me or does it look like most of them just received surpr… 02/06/2013 on Girls 0
#171 - It's a common thing in the UK, they're automatic. Only buses a… 01/21/2013 on How to give your car an... +6
#72 - YES I'M A GUY AND I MASTURBATE! 01/15/2013 on #1 Vagina +1
#71 - Don't get me wrong, I love the book series and the TV series b…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Origins +4
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#85 - defeats (01/15/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that my mum is always waiting outside of my bedroom with a pile of my clothes until she hears anything inappropriate. Then she'll walk in with these clothes and say "what are you watching?". No knock or anything...
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#74 - codyxvasco (01/15/2013) [-]
That's how life works. Parents will always walk in on something inappropriate.
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#96 - lasmamoe (01/15/2013) [-]
Exactly.

>Mom is zapping through the channels.
>Goes through channel with "007 Goldeneye"
>I say "Go back, that movie is great"
>Goes back
>Hits the one scene in the movie where Pierce Brosnan is having incredibly loud and rough sex with the strangle-legs woman..
>No one says a word for 20minutes.
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#107 - codyxvasco (01/15/2013) [-]
Omg, who was that? Xenia Onatop? God that bitch was sexay as fuuuuck.

Except in Goldeneye: Rogue agent, in that she was just weird.
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#98 - lasmamoe (01/15/2013) [-]
I dont exactly know why i thought that was related to what you said.
#263 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2013 on The fuck... +4
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#272 - itrinx (01/13/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlfAHG854ic Reminded me of this, i'm going to this place we use to call Hell, i guess. No i'm sure.
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#264 - itrinx (01/13/2013) [-]
He has special eyes...
#269 - themrsnowman (01/13/2013) [-]
#283 - hungryforwords (01/13/2013) [-]
MY BRAND!
#108 - Stand there awkwardly staring at her and fap about it later?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on People are nice +16
#119 - Wumbologist (01/13/2013) [-]
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2013 on Daniel Radcliffe -5
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#51 - EdTheGreat (01/11/2013) [-]
I reaaally hate when people do something like you did in your last sentence. I can literally make anything sound like a piece of shit by doing that.
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#73 - waaw (01/11/2013) [-]
An epic story about supernatural creatures and their place in modern society with humans, filled with epic battles and true love, is much better than some stupid story about a guy getting lost on the boat home and then killing a bunch of guys who tried to bang his wife.
#41 - anon (01/11/2013) [-]
Anyone notice the influence Rowling drew from Tolkien? Intentional or not, Sauron's ring is essentially a horcrux. I highly doubt she (Rowling) copied and expanded the idea on purpose, but it's impossible to ignore.
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#393 - thebritishguy (01/11/2013) [-]
I doubt she did, there were several horcruxes and he had to kill Voldy even when the last horcrux was gone.
#23 - discon (01/10/2013) [-]
I don't think it's fair to judge a book on how much of an impact it's had on litterature. Doing that makes a lot of "classics" seem like better books than they actually are.
#22 - anon (01/10/2013) [-]
The Ringwraiths and Nazgul are the same. The creatures they ride are Fell Beasts.
#82 - Makes me feel like a ******* pussy, I stayed on the deck when … 01/08/2013 on crash 0
#4 - Oh thank **** you censored the swear words! I'm sure all of Fu…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2013 on I hate my job +3
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#6 - potrsr (01/05/2013) [-]
to your suprise, i did not print screen this. I got in on skype chat from friend. i just want to share the laughs.