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Date Signed Up:2/02/2011
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#79 - Picture 12/07/2011 on I Used to Be a Bull Rider.... +10
#114 - Pic very related. 12/07/2011 on What really happened +22
#45 - http:// www . thathigh . com Remove spaces, no need to thank me. 12/06/2011 on THAT high comp 3 +1
#6 - They do the duck face cause it looks like a vagina, what the f…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2011 on Explained? 0
#10 - akrapovic (12/05/2011) [-]
But hey... female logic.
#13 - *Arnold 12/05/2011 on THE BIRTH OF ANON 0
#12 - That isn't just any man, that's Arnolg J Rimmer of Red Dwarf!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2011 on THE BIRTH OF ANON 0
User avatar #15 - benjibonz (12/05/2011) [-]
I've never heard of it, but reading the wiki, sounds positively strange... I'd probably like it.
User avatar #13 - meandmyburger (12/05/2011) [-]
*Arnold
#57 - ... and then they'll have to be a town guard. 12/04/2011 on Criminal scum! +6
#175 - HEY FUCK YOU! I'm a biker that was recently in an accid…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2011 on Motorcycle Stuntman Cheats... +4
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#154 - Picture 12/04/2011 on Conspiracy Keanu +5
#5 - Thanks mate :D  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2011 on Racist Comp Number Two +1
User avatar #6 - mikalove (12/03/2011) [-]
No problemo. Keep making these:) Pweez ?
#2 - Thanks :) Nice to have some recognition :D  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2011 on Racist Comp Number Two 0
User avatar #3 - olemonheado (12/03/2011) [-]
'Tis cool, faved :D
#138 - Picture 12/03/2011 on Wat +6
#78 - For some reason I hear a Jim Carrey voice o.O 12/02/2011 on My Voice 0
#454 - I was making the comparison between the points . . . 12/01/2011 on lol -1
#123 - My awesome cat :P 12/01/2011 on old comic +1
#452 - Here's where the same instance applies to you really. The R…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2011 on lol -1
User avatar #453 - UnaOWNED (12/01/2011) [-]
I never said the french didn't help us i said you guys lost..
User avatar #454 - meandmyburger (12/01/2011) [-]
I was making the comparison between the points . . .
#415 - Coming from an English guy, you've met the minority, and it's …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/01/2011 on lol +3
User avatar #417 - UnaOWNED (12/01/2011) [-]
I just don't understand why All british people i meet think that they didn't need our help, Never did, they're the better country, and my most hated remark,

WE ACTUALLY WON THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR, WE JUST LET YOU GUYS THINK YOU DID SO WE COULD GET OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY

I truly hate anyone who thinks that honestly.
User avatar #452 - meandmyburger (12/01/2011) [-]
Here's where the same instance applies to you really.
The Revolutionary War between England and America was generally won by you lot because you had the support of the French, who have hated England throughout history (apart from recent times).
No offence to Americans at all, I just want to point out that although you may have helped us win WW2, the French helped you win the Revolutionary War (a lot more than you helped us actually.)
User avatar #453 - UnaOWNED (12/01/2011) [-]
I never said the french didn't help us i said you guys lost..
User avatar #454 - meandmyburger (12/01/2011) [-]
I was making the comparison between the points . . .
User avatar #420 - boobiesrthebest (12/01/2011) [-]
I saw some porn made during the second World War. The stars were a British soldier and a German woman.

The soldier slowly unbuttons the woman's blouse, kissing her neck as he does so. He then unclips her bra to reveal her round, pert breasts. He licks and then sucks gently on her erect nipples.

Next, he removes her skirt. She is wearing black stockings and suspenders, with lacy knickers. He nudges her underwear to one side so that he can spread her moist lips, teasing her with his fingers.

He then pulls her knickers off completely, and pushes her onto the bed. The Brit looks over the German, in complete control.

He kneels down and begins to lap at her pussy, slowly at first, then building up speed. He flicks her clit relentlessly. She starts to moan, clasping the headboard tightly in readiness for the climax. The end is near, and they both know it.

She wriggles on the bed, helpless at what is about to happen.

At that point, an American soldier kicks down the door, pushes the Brit to one side, and spunks in the German's face.
#427 - UnaOWNED (12/01/2011) [-]
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Yeah, we're pretty great at taking credit and being the best huh.
#7 - First panel is AC2 or Brotherhood, Templars from AC1 in second…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2011 on Assassin's Creed +5
User avatar #12 - itachijebest (11/30/2011) [-]
it is AC2 right adter flying with leonardos machine
#8 - eggleburt (11/30/2011) [-]
First was AC2, in AC brotherhood Ezio has different clothes.
#104 - Try seeing them when they come to England. I've been able … 11/30/2011 on bands on tour 0
#327 - This comment was funnier than the content 11/29/2011 on haha little kids +8
#44 - Not sure if want or not . . . 11/28/2011 on Truth hurts bro. 0
#14 - Funny thing is if that truck hit the swan and the driver got c… 11/28/2011 on Swandalf the white +1
#205 - Too long . . . 11/28/2011 on You are awesome +1
#192 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2011 on You are awesome +2
User avatar #200 - truklin (11/28/2011) [-]
just how long have you been waiting to use that?
User avatar #205 - meandmyburger (11/28/2011) [-]
Too long . . .
#34 - You lied to me. 11/28/2011 on Why me +3
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#26 to #25 - meandmyburger (01/08/2012) [-]
I ain't even mad.
#1 - bobJML (11/21/2011) [-]
What's up newRichard Simmons friend?
What's up newRichard Simmons friend?
#2 to #1 - bobJML (11/21/2011) [-]
THESE STUPID FILTERS RUIN EVERYTHING!
#3 to #2 - meandmyburger (11/22/2011) [-]
Haha yeah they do suck sometimes lol.
I'm good thanks :D hope you're doing well?
#4 to #3 - bobJML (11/22/2011) [-]
I'm not doing well, I'm doing SWELL!!!
#5 to #4 - meandmyburger (11/22/2011) [-]
That sounds good :D
I'm pretty bored recently, some dude ran a red light when I was riding my motorbike, he crashed into me doing about 50mph and broke my ankle and foot, so I'm currently off work and everything. It's a nice break but y'know, it gets boring not being able to do anything D:
#6 to #5 - bobJML (11/23/2011) [-]
My friend and I started burning a bunch of boxes, leaves, and sticks earlier. Now THAT was entertaining.
My friend and I started burning a bunch of boxes, leaves, and sticks earlier. Now THAT was entertaining.
#7 to #6 - meandmyburger (11/23/2011) [-]
Bet it made a mess though!

I'm not that mobile at the moment so the only time I can see my friends is when they come over mine, and what with everyone being at college or work it doesn't leave me with much time D:
#8 to #7 - bobJML (11/23/2011) [-]
You're not that mobile?
You're not that mobile?
#9 to #8 - meandmyburger (11/24/2011) [-]
I'm not able to move around much due to my leg being in a cast, it sucks bad :(
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