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#86 - The Hadith does not have any sources to back it up, but you al…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/15/2014 on You scratch my back, I... +2
User avatar #91 - YllekNayr (09/15/2014) [-]
Does a prophet chosen by god not have morality above the standard common morality of his times?
User avatar #110 - dndxplain (09/15/2014) [-]
again, pedophilia is a social construct, not a biological one. Assuming for a moment that creationist theory is correct, god made us to be pedophiles.
User avatar #112 - YllekNayr (09/15/2014) [-]
Very true.
And yet absolute morals can only be found in such a book, since our own constructed morals are so inferior.

/s
User avatar #115 - dndxplain (09/15/2014) [-]
There's nothing in the Qoran or in the bible, or in the talmud, or the kabalah that states pedophilia is wrong.
User avatar #120 - YllekNayr (09/15/2014) [-]
Of course there's nothing in the Quran stating pedophilia is wrong.
It was supposedly written by a pedophile.
As for the other ones, go figure. Just don't be gay, because that's worse than pedophilia.

What's the Catholic church's stance on the difference between pedophilia and homosexuality?
The Catholic church condemns homosexuality.
User avatar #122 - dndxplain (09/15/2014) [-]
Catholosism still goes off of the christian bible
User avatar #123 - YllekNayr (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah I.......I know.
It was a joke.
#82 - I see you completely disregarded what I had just said.  [+] (9 new replies) 09/15/2014 on You scratch my back, I... 0
User avatar #83 - sirkanesixtytwo (09/15/2014) [-]
No I heard it. Just why would they make him out to be a pedophile?
#86 - mcnizzlezz (09/15/2014) [-]
The Hadith does not have any sources to back it up, but you also have to understand that marrying women at young ages was quite common back then. That's why it raises questions in this era, as it was normal back then. So yes, in today's standards, Muhammad (PBUH) would be considered a pedophile, but not in the 600's.
User avatar #91 - YllekNayr (09/15/2014) [-]
Does a prophet chosen by god not have morality above the standard common morality of his times?
User avatar #110 - dndxplain (09/15/2014) [-]
again, pedophilia is a social construct, not a biological one. Assuming for a moment that creationist theory is correct, god made us to be pedophiles.
User avatar #112 - YllekNayr (09/15/2014) [-]
Very true.
And yet absolute morals can only be found in such a book, since our own constructed morals are so inferior.

/s
User avatar #115 - dndxplain (09/15/2014) [-]
There's nothing in the Qoran or in the bible, or in the talmud, or the kabalah that states pedophilia is wrong.
User avatar #120 - YllekNayr (09/15/2014) [-]
Of course there's nothing in the Quran stating pedophilia is wrong.
It was supposedly written by a pedophile.
As for the other ones, go figure. Just don't be gay, because that's worse than pedophilia.

What's the Catholic church's stance on the difference between pedophilia and homosexuality?
The Catholic church condemns homosexuality.
User avatar #122 - dndxplain (09/15/2014) [-]
Catholosism still goes off of the christian bible
User avatar #123 - YllekNayr (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah I.......I know.
It was a joke.
#80 - That was stated in the Hadith, which is not interpreted as lit…  [+] (29 new replies) 09/15/2014 on You scratch my back, I... 0
User avatar #81 - sirkanesixtytwo (09/15/2014) [-]
Why did allah pick a pedophile?
User avatar #104 - dndxplain (09/15/2014) [-]
pedophilia as a whole is only negative from a social standpoint. Biologically women are physically and mentally mature enough to give birth as soon as they get their period, and men are generally supposed to breed with them. it's the same as polygamy.

there's a difference between a fifteen year old and a twenty year old dating and a twenty year old raping a fifteen year old.
User avatar #188 - pulluspardus (09/15/2014) [-]
>"Dndexplain"
>explaining religions

Topkek
User avatar #189 - dndxplain (09/15/2014) [-]
I like your avatar. super serious.

and yeah, the coat of arms for the explain family is "we have approximate knowledge of many things"
User avatar #105 - sirkanesixtytwo (09/15/2014) [-]
I think I found a pedophile...
User avatar #107 - dndxplain (09/15/2014) [-]
my girlfriend is sixteen and I am twenty. I'm also a polygamist.

Now, before you have a hissy fit let's look at the facts:
1. we haven't done anything sexual, as we're waiting for her to become an adult
2. her parents know and are fine with it
3. she came on to me and I made her wait until she was fifteen
4. I turned twenty a few days ago
5. She and I are both completely and totally willing.

Any questions?
User avatar #108 - sirkanesixtytwo (09/15/2014) [-]
I never said there was anything bad about it.

But there would have been a problem if she had been 9 or something and you were thirty.
User avatar #109 - dndxplain (09/15/2014) [-]
if a thirty year old was convinced by a nine year old who knew absolutely what she was doing to be in a mutually consentual relationship together I wouldn't see any issues with it.

keep in mind that in some parts of the US, you can get married at thirteen and younger.
User avatar #111 - sirkanesixtytwo (09/15/2014) [-]
I'm not sure I'm cool with that. Nine year olds don't exactly know what they're doing and I can't imagine the parents would be too happy either.
User avatar #114 - dndxplain (09/15/2014) [-]
as I said, many doctors and psychologists have already stated that by the time a girl has her period (somewhere between seven and thirteen) she is mentally and physically ready for sex. it's the way biology has created us, through years of evolution or through deitic ability, it's none of my business. The fact of the matter is that the only thing wrong with "pedophilia" is society's view on it. keep in mind that Pedophilia has only been a taboo for the last two to three hundred years in human history.
User avatar #117 - sirkanesixtytwo (09/15/2014) [-]
Is there a link you can give me showing me this research?
User avatar #118 - dndxplain (09/15/2014) [-]
It's been a while since I did my research - I did my college term paper on it - but it shouldn't be too hard to find. Research it yourself if you care so much.

I'm not trying to be dismissive, but I don't personally have direct links to give you at this point in time.
User avatar #119 - sirkanesixtytwo (09/15/2014) [-]
Post em when you can I guess, because I sure am not gonna do the research. I have important napping to do. You win I guess.

But if you are correct then pedophillia isn't even real.
User avatar #121 - dndxplain (09/15/2014) [-]
wasn't trying to win man.

oh, it does exist. Pedophilia at its base is the attraction to young children. In my opinion - which is adopted by many professionals - as long as you aren't hurting anyone or forcing them to do what they don't want to do then there's no reason for it to be bad.
User avatar #125 - sirkanesixtytwo (09/15/2014) [-]
If you're not trying to win then I win by default.

But I like the way you think, if it's hurting anyone it shouldn't be illegal. I really can't argue, and believe me I'm trying.
User avatar #128 - dndxplain (09/15/2014) [-]
I feel the same way about drugs.
User avatar #129 - sirkanesixtytwo (09/15/2014) [-]
Meth too?
User avatar #131 - dndxplain (09/15/2014) [-]
yes. and suicide. it's ultimately your choice whether or not you want to kill yourself. just don't kill anyone else.
User avatar #132 - sirkanesixtytwo (09/15/2014) [-]
Good, because I am a MASSIVE methhead.
#82 - mcnizzlezz (09/15/2014) [-]
I see you completely disregarded what I had just said.
User avatar #83 - sirkanesixtytwo (09/15/2014) [-]
No I heard it. Just why would they make him out to be a pedophile?
#86 - mcnizzlezz (09/15/2014) [-]
The Hadith does not have any sources to back it up, but you also have to understand that marrying women at young ages was quite common back then. That's why it raises questions in this era, as it was normal back then. So yes, in today's standards, Muhammad (PBUH) would be considered a pedophile, but not in the 600's.
User avatar #91 - YllekNayr (09/15/2014) [-]
Does a prophet chosen by god not have morality above the standard common morality of his times?
User avatar #110 - dndxplain (09/15/2014) [-]
again, pedophilia is a social construct, not a biological one. Assuming for a moment that creationist theory is correct, god made us to be pedophiles.
User avatar #112 - YllekNayr (09/15/2014) [-]
Very true.
And yet absolute morals can only be found in such a book, since our own constructed morals are so inferior.

/s
User avatar #115 - dndxplain (09/15/2014) [-]
There's nothing in the Qoran or in the bible, or in the talmud, or the kabalah that states pedophilia is wrong.
User avatar #120 - YllekNayr (09/15/2014) [-]
Of course there's nothing in the Quran stating pedophilia is wrong.
It was supposedly written by a pedophile.
As for the other ones, go figure. Just don't be gay, because that's worse than pedophilia.

What's the Catholic church's stance on the difference between pedophilia and homosexuality?
The Catholic church condemns homosexuality.
User avatar #122 - dndxplain (09/15/2014) [-]
Catholosism still goes off of the christian bible
User avatar #123 - YllekNayr (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah I.......I know.
It was a joke.
#22 - Okay this has zero relevance to the content but does anyone ac…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Pacific Rim 2 Looks Great +2
#24 - anonymous (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh, you meant chloe. Sorry, poor internet, didn't load. It depends on her style. I hate this hairstyle, but in some other outfits she's fairly attractive.
#23 - anonymous (09/13/2014) [-]
When I was like 12 and the movie first came out, I did think the deceiver was kind of cute. Nothing compared to the sister, however.
#6 - Last spoiler 09/09/2014 on On mah way 0
#28 - You dumb bro? 09/09/2014 on mussolini sanic +3
#31 - i iz uffendid bi dat cuz he gay 09/09/2014 on Mr Fry 0
#17 - No serious mass you silly  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Dat Ass tho +3
User avatar #47 - lordofpenis (09/09/2014) [-]
There was some serious mass in that ass.
User avatar #18 - Lintutu (09/09/2014) [-]
why not both?
#14 - Kinda weird that I just drank some of that like an hour ago  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Dat Ass tho 0
User avatar #15 - onlylettersyousay (09/09/2014) [-]
Serious ass?
#17 - mcnizzlezz (09/09/2014) [-]
No serious mass you silly
User avatar #47 - lordofpenis (09/09/2014) [-]
There was some serious mass in that ass.
User avatar #18 - Lintutu (09/09/2014) [-]
why not both?
#24 - Didact is still confirmed alive.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on micro$oft 0
User avatar #29 - doctorprofessornv (09/06/2014) [-]
true, hopefully we'll get a good boss battle at some point.
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