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|Date Signed Up:||3/28/2011|
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|Total Comments Made:||995|
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|#6 - Transformers, girls who once were guys.||10/12/2013 on (untitled)||+5|
|#15 - when i get in fights in dreams i tend to have the strength of … [+] (25 new replies)||10/10/2013 on Trying to have sex in a dream||+131|
#172 - anonymous (10/11/2013) [-]
Shit like that happens to me when i need to run in a dream, when there is something urgent and I need to start running it feels like I'm running underwater or my legs are being dragged down by quick sand.
#37 - xsolicitedsilkx (10/11/2013) [-]
I'm glad that I panic though. The disturbance helps me wake up. But I end up crying after.
#202 - swiggityswoner (10/11/2013) [-]
Yeah I had a zombie dream once and they were all flooding into the house, ya know, World War Z style. I was lucky enough to find a pickaxe but I underestimated just how heavy they were, and suddenly my swings were that of a two year old girl.
Pissed me off so much, I love my zombie dreams. (Only had two before).
#57 - sidekickman (10/11/2013) [-]
In dreams, you often predict what will happen on accident. You probably were thinking "gee I hope this punch doesn't go too slow," then BOOM! too slow. It happens a lot. You accidentally tell your dream what to do. If you think "this fucking bunch is gonna level a mothafucka," then BOOM! a goresplosion corresponding to that of a Fallout perk.
#196 - anonymous (10/11/2013) [-]
I've been in so many fights that being a wet noddle is my lucid dream trigger. Didn't even have to practice it, either.
|#20 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)||10/10/2013 on Armin||+3|
#29 - anonymous (10/10/2013) [-]
|#30 - DO A BARREL ROLL!||10/10/2013 on cuteness overload||+4|
|#25 - Picture||10/08/2013 on Attack on Santa||+4|
|#30 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)||10/08/2013 on Pokemon Facts #3||+9|
|#6 - Picture||10/08/2013 on Just look at it.||+15|
|#510 - **mchurtstab rolled a random comment #74 posted by slugnug…||10/08/2013 on Your Last Words||0|
|#22 - so is asshole||10/07/2013 on not making this up||+9|
|#21 - looks like its froakie for me||10/07/2013 on What did you get?||0|
|#2 - Picture||10/07/2013 on Guys in Hammerfell have...||+46|
|#3 - in a hole in the bottom of the sea. [+] (6 new replies)||10/06/2013 on 39 mega pixel photo of a...||+228|
#53 - megusters (10/07/2013) [-]
Damn you I was writing the whole song while I had explosive diarrhea in the bathroom just now. Anyways, Oh there's a Burger in the eye of the Doge in the hair in the cheese of the burger in a hole of the bottom of the sea. Oh there's a Burger in the eye of the Doge in the hair in the cheese of the burger in a hole of the bottom of the sea. Oh there's a hole, there's a hole, oh there's a hole in the bottom of the sea. There's a hole, there's a hole, oh there's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
#38 - anonymous (10/07/2013) [-]
could u explain the joke?
|#75 - that mother ****** is like a shiite christian or something [+] (1 new reply)||10/01/2013 on couldn't resist.||-3|
|#32 - Picture||09/30/2013 on WHY HAVE I NOT THOUGH ABOUT...||+1|
|#4 - lets do this [+] (3 new replies)||09/29/2013 on She Wants the Will of the D||+5|
|#21 - here ya go||09/29/2013 on Ja"pan"||+2|
|#30 - Picture||09/29/2013 on When Twerking goes wrong||0|
|#5 - ive done that as well, everyone is just like "did you see… [+] (1 new reply)||09/29/2013 on Hidden Details and...||+60|
#7 - anonymous (09/29/2013) [-]
They updated it, she now gives thanks and a levelled amulet reward.
|#290 - chicken fingers from zaxbys, this is gonna be a fat/delicious life||09/27/2013 on what would it be?||0|
|#24 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)||09/27/2013 on Rare candy||+5|
|#783547 - is he dark as well?||09/26/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime...||0|
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|#37 - you mother ****** ... i had forgotten about this and its…||09/23/2013 on Bon appetit||+1|
|#13 - so would you rather if caught after having committed a murder … [+] (2 new replies)||09/23/2013 on GTA V Cops||+2|
|#3 - Picture||09/11/2013 on Denying the truth||+5|