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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Georgia
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Content Ranking:#6318
Comment Ranking:#10799
Highest Content Rank:#9694
Highest Comment Rank:#813
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#9 - Picture 10/13/2013 on Believe in the almighty... +2
#7 - and some, such as yourself, don't have to pretend.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Believe in the almighty... +17
User avatar #8 - theground (10/13/2013) [-]
And a select few like you argue about pointless shit on the internet just so you can get green pinkies by the autistic community to feed your ego, like a true autist.
#40 - teranin (10/14/2013) [-]
Wow kid, what's your damage? I'd suggest professional assistance of some sort, before you shove dynamite into the short bus at your school just to murder a bunch of special needs kids.
#36 - creepycreeper (10/13/2013) [-]
That was a pretty funny comeback in my opinion. In fact, if you just get that stick out of your ass you'd realize that it was more of a comeback, than an argument.
#14 - reduxalicious (10/13/2013) [-]
#9 - mchurtstab (10/13/2013) [-]
#24 - Picture 10/13/2013 on How to Drink Water +1
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2013 on Me too +3
#13 - tormain (10/12/2013) [-]
#6 - Transformers, girls who once were guys. 10/12/2013 on (untitled) +5
#15 - when i get in fights in dreams i tend to have the strength of …  [+] (25 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Trying to have sex in a dream +131
User avatar #194 - fagaloneon (10/11/2013) [-]
I usually get really argo in my dreams and beat the fuckery out of someone but then everyone hates me in the dream and i wake up angry
#172 - anonymous (10/11/2013) [-]
Shit like that happens to me when i need to run in a dream, when there is something urgent and I need to start running it feels like I'm running underwater or my legs are being dragged down by quick sand.
User avatar #169 - drldrl (10/11/2013) [-]
Someone once explained this to me. I can't remember exactly how they did, but it had to do with your brain trying to move your body, but being unable to do so.
User avatar #192 - ruraidhri (10/11/2013) [-]
I think it's something to do with your body being paralyzed when you sleep. Other wise you'd be doing crazy shit all around your room.
User avatar #124 - drewhamster (10/11/2013) [-]
I guess I'm the only one, but in my dreams I'm crazy strong when it comes to fighting.
User avatar #46 - monkeybrains (10/11/2013) [-]
I hate when you go to yell or scream in a dream and nothing comes out. Like any kind of situation when you're afraid and you become mute.
User avatar #41 - IceViper (10/11/2013) [-]
>Be me, fighting a black dog in a dream.
>I am beating the fucking shit out of it
>i keep thinking its dead
>no signs of pain, just comes back and attacks me
>one of my scarier nightmares due to the feeling of doom because the dog was seemingly invincible.
User avatar #39 - codfourmotherfkers (10/11/2013) [-]
I think it's because in your sub-conscious, you are not confident in your self, and you fell as if you your self are weak. That's what my therapist told me when I asked him about it.
#37 - xsolicitedsilkx (10/11/2013) [-]
God, I always thought that was weird as fuck. Like in my nightmares, when I try to fight back or do anything that requires alot of strength, every time I swing or.. do whatever at the time that would benefit myself or another, I'd find that I'm slow, or no matter how hard I try, all I achieve is gentle kitten nudges. It's disorienting and makes me panic / incredibly frustrated.
I'm glad that I panic though. The disturbance helps me wake up. But I end up crying after.
#202 - swiggityswoner (10/11/2013) [-]
Yeah I had a zombie dream once and they were all flooding into the house, ya know, World War Z style. I was lucky enough to find a pickaxe but I underestimated just how heavy they were, and suddenly my swings were that of a two year old girl.

Pissed me off so much, I love my zombie dreams. (Only had two before).
User avatar #57 - sidekickman (10/11/2013) [-]
In dreams, you often predict what will happen on accident. You probably were thinking "gee I hope this punch doesn't go too slow," then BOOM! too slow. It happens a lot. You accidentally tell your dream what to do. If you think "this fucking bunch is gonna level a mothafucka," then BOOM! a goresplosion corresponding to that of a Fallout perk.
User avatar #32 - VincentKing (10/11/2013) [-]
a dream is basically your thoughts. Think about your punch hurting them, and it will work
#21 - uneducated (10/10/2013) [-]
I think it's because when you are trying to punch in your dream you are actually moving your arms around your bed, hence why you feel so wear.

just a theory thought.
User avatar #47 - yunogasaii (10/11/2013) [-]
You become paralyzed once sleeping, or at least during parts of it. Have you ever woken up from a nightmare or such and you couldn't move at all?
#22 - uneducated (10/10/2013) [-]
*weak
User avatar #20 - ruraidhri (10/10/2013) [-]
Same here. Or when i'm trying to read something it turns blurry or into something entirely different mid-sentence.
User avatar #78 - officerscrambles (10/11/2013) [-]
Not being able to read is a trigger people use for lucid dreaming, along with strange reflections in mirrors.
#196 - anonymous (10/11/2013) [-]
I've been in so many fights that being a wet noddle is my lucid dream trigger. Didn't even have to practice it, either.
#58 - sidekickman has deleted their comment.
#48 - hillbillypowpow (10/11/2013) [-]
If I ever have superpowers or anything I can't use them for shit.
User avatar #168 - lordfluffs (10/11/2013) [-]
Once I could fly in a dream. But only straight up, and I had to flap...
User avatar #53 - articulate (10/11/2013) [-]
This.
#54 - hillbillypowpow (10/11/2013) [-]
I'm glad I could articulate your nocturnal struggle.
#55 - articulate (10/11/2013) [-]
#174 - greedtheavaricious (10/11/2013) [-]
#20 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on Armin +3
#29 - anonymous (10/10/2013) [-]
#30 - DO A BARREL ROLL! 10/10/2013 on cuteness overload +4
#25 - Picture 10/08/2013 on Attack on Santa +4
#30 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on Pokemon Facts #3 +9
#42 - theungenious (10/08/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#6 - Picture 10/08/2013 on Just look at it. +15
#510 - **mchurtstab rolled a random comment #74 posted by slugnug… 10/08/2013 on Your Last Words 0
#22 - so is asshole 10/07/2013 on not making this up +9
#21 - looks like its froakie for me 10/07/2013 on What did you get? 0
#2 - Picture 10/07/2013 on Guys in Hammerfell have... +46
#3 - in a hole in the bottom of the sea.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/06/2013 on 39 mega pixel photo of a... +228
#57 - fingernails (10/07/2013) [-]
Oh god, I thought of the exact same thing. I then wondered if funnyjunk would also think the same thing and concluded they would not, then I saw you. I laughed for a good 5 minutes.
#121 - leifosaurus (10/07/2013) [-]
dude, you got gif source?
User avatar #53 - megusters (10/07/2013) [-]
Damn you I was writing the whole song while I had explosive diarrhea in the bathroom just now. Anyways, Oh there's a Burger in the eye of the Doge in the hair in the cheese of the burger in a hole of the bottom of the sea. Oh there's a Burger in the eye of the Doge in the hair in the cheese of the burger in a hole of the bottom of the sea. Oh there's a hole, there's a hole, oh there's a hole in the bottom of the sea. There's a hole, there's a hole, oh there's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
#38 - anonymous (10/07/2013) [-]
could u explain the joke?
#90 - Encarna (10/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #40 - thepizzadevourer (10/07/2013) [-]
There's an old folk song called "There's a hole in the bottom of the sea" and it goes on to name all the things in the hole, and it basically goes on forever.
#75 - that mother ****** is like a shiite christian or …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2013 on couldn't resist. -3
#136 - darshian (10/02/2013) [-]
I think people think you're trying to say shit, rather than shiite (the islamic group)
#32 - Picture 09/30/2013 on WHY HAVE I NOT THOUGH ABOUT... +1
#4 - lets do this  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2013 on She Wants the Will of the D +5
#16 - infinitereaper (09/30/2013) [-]
Hell I think from the same source.
#5 - yuukoku (09/29/2013) [-]
#12 - strilliade (09/30/2013) [-]
*Cringing ensues*
#21 - here ya go 09/29/2013 on Ja"pan" +2
#30 - Picture 09/29/2013 on When Twerking goes wrong 0
#5 - ive done that as well, everyone is just like "did you see…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2013 on Hidden Details and... +60
#7 - anonymous (09/29/2013) [-]
They updated it, she now gives thanks and a levelled amulet reward.
#290 - chicken fingers from zaxbys, this is gonna be a fat/delicious life 09/27/2013 on what would it be? 0
#24 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2013 on Rare candy +5
#26 - mohne (09/27/2013) [-]
#783547 - is he dark as well? 09/26/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
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