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Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:8/29/2014
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#106 - "getting killed by lawnmowers." this to me either sa…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on world view +1
User avatar #107 - mchurtstab (10/24/2013) [-]
or the lawnmower uprising is at hand
#17 - the pill  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2013 on wrap your junk.. 0
User avatar #20 - snakefire (10/23/2013) [-]
Less reliable.
User avatar #46 - AresX (10/23/2013) [-]
Depo-provera
#173 - wincest region master race  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on America according to anime... 0
#200 - arrowinurbutt (10/22/2013) [-]
#9 - "I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!" - A… 10/21/2013 on Nein 0
#9 - Picture 10/21/2013 on The coolest motherfucker +1
#31 - he could have let you look it up 10/21/2013 on NSFW Funnyjunk rating +5
#97 - i like that the one of the bitch crying has 52 likes. 10/21/2013 on Cringe Compilation 7 0
#6 - 404 not found 10/20/2013 on OP is a loser 0
#3 - here ya go 10/20/2013 on Took them long to notice +3
#4 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 10/20/2013 on I'm a Levi Fan.... +55
#58 - newforomador (10/20/2013) [-]
#48 - anonymous (10/20/2013) [-]
what anime is that?
User avatar #45 - infinitereaper (10/20/2013) [-]
A lot of people don't know this but Captain Levi is actually part Beyblade
User avatar #38 - swordwoman (10/20/2013) [-]
Now I need to see this anime.
User avatar #57 - newforomador (10/20/2013) [-]
In case you don't already know, it's called attack on titan, or shingeki no kyojin, whichever you prefer. Here's the site I always use to watch it. watchanimeon.com/anime/attack-on-titan and if you want to read the manga mangareader.net/shingeki-no-kyojin/1/1
User avatar #67 - swordwoman (10/21/2013) [-]
Thank you ^-^
User avatar #5 - anotherloner (10/20/2013) [-]
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#37 - asdflower (10/20/2013) [-]
I laughed so fucking hard, thank you
User avatar #29 - mhden (10/20/2013) [-]
YES YES YEEEEEEEES !!!
ALL OF MY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
User avatar #14 - imaan (10/20/2013) [-]
R.I.P. ears
#7 - gamerjjl (10/20/2013) [-]
I need to get back to the anime this part was boring in the manga but that looked awesome sadly i won't be able to see it without the sanic head.
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#32 - gamerjjl (10/20/2013) [-]
Thats where i stopped to
User avatar #35 - theprocrastibator (10/20/2013) [-]
#36 - gamerjjl (10/20/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#5 - that gum could have been the **** if the flavor l… 10/19/2013 on Things from the past 0
#22 - this seems very familiar 10/18/2013 on A burger in Ultra HD +1
#2 - her hair reminds me of pictures of my mom from the 80s 10/16/2013 on Female Super Saiyan 0
#6 - Picture 10/16/2013 on Can you feel it? 0
#6 - Picture 10/16/2013 on comedic genius +2
#6 - Picture 10/13/2013 on A true salad 0
#9 - Picture 10/13/2013 on Believe in the almighty... +2
#7 - and some, such as yourself, don't have to pretend.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Believe in the almighty... +17
User avatar #8 - theground (10/13/2013) [-]
And a select few like you argue about pointless shit on the internet just so you can get green pinkies by the autistic community to feed your ego, like a true autist.
#40 - teranin (10/14/2013) [-]
Wow kid, what's your damage? I'd suggest professional assistance of some sort, before you shove dynamite into the short bus at your school just to murder a bunch of special needs kids.
#36 - creepycreeper (10/13/2013) [-]
That was a pretty funny comeback in my opinion. In fact, if you just get that stick out of your ass you'd realize that it was more of a comeback, than an argument.
#14 - reduxalicious (10/13/2013) [-]
#9 - mchurtstab (10/13/2013) [-]
#24 - Picture 10/13/2013 on How to Drink Water +1
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2013 on Me too +3
#13 - tormain (10/12/2013) [-]
#6 - Transformers, girls who once were guys. 10/12/2013 on (untitled) +5
#15 - when i get in fights in dreams i tend to have the strength of …  [+] (25 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Trying to have sex in a dream +131
User avatar #194 - fagaloneon (10/11/2013) [-]
I usually get really argo in my dreams and beat the fuckery out of someone but then everyone hates me in the dream and i wake up angry
#172 - anonymous (10/11/2013) [-]
Shit like that happens to me when i need to run in a dream, when there is something urgent and I need to start running it feels like I'm running underwater or my legs are being dragged down by quick sand.
User avatar #169 - drldrl (10/11/2013) [-]
Someone once explained this to me. I can't remember exactly how they did, but it had to do with your brain trying to move your body, but being unable to do so.
User avatar #192 - ruraidhri (10/11/2013) [-]
I think it's something to do with your body being paralyzed when you sleep. Other wise you'd be doing crazy shit all around your room.
User avatar #124 - drewhamster (10/11/2013) [-]
I guess I'm the only one, but in my dreams I'm crazy strong when it comes to fighting.
User avatar #46 - monkeybrains (10/11/2013) [-]
I hate when you go to yell or scream in a dream and nothing comes out. Like any kind of situation when you're afraid and you become mute.
User avatar #41 - IceViper (10/11/2013) [-]
>Be me, fighting a black dog in a dream.
>I am beating the fucking shit out of it
>i keep thinking its dead
>no signs of pain, just comes back and attacks me
>one of my scarier nightmares due to the feeling of doom because the dog was seemingly invincible.
User avatar #39 - codfourmotherfkers (10/11/2013) [-]
I think it's because in your sub-conscious, you are not confident in your self, and you fell as if you your self are weak. That's what my therapist told me when I asked him about it.
#37 - xsolicitedsilkx (10/11/2013) [-]
God, I always thought that was weird as fuck. Like in my nightmares, when I try to fight back or do anything that requires alot of strength, every time I swing or.. do whatever at the time that would benefit myself or another, I'd find that I'm slow, or no matter how hard I try, all I achieve is gentle kitten nudges. It's disorienting and makes me panic / incredibly frustrated.
I'm glad that I panic though. The disturbance helps me wake up. But I end up crying after.
#202 - swiggityswoner (10/11/2013) [-]
Yeah I had a zombie dream once and they were all flooding into the house, ya know, World War Z style. I was lucky enough to find a pickaxe but I underestimated just how heavy they were, and suddenly my swings were that of a two year old girl.

Pissed me off so much, I love my zombie dreams. (Only had two before).
User avatar #57 - sidekickman (10/11/2013) [-]
In dreams, you often predict what will happen on accident. You probably were thinking "gee I hope this punch doesn't go too slow," then BOOM! too slow. It happens a lot. You accidentally tell your dream what to do. If you think "this fucking bunch is gonna level a mothafucka," then BOOM! a goresplosion corresponding to that of a Fallout perk.
User avatar #32 - VincentKing (10/11/2013) [-]
a dream is basically your thoughts. Think about your punch hurting them, and it will work
#21 - uneducated (10/10/2013) [-]
I think it's because when you are trying to punch in your dream you are actually moving your arms around your bed, hence why you feel so wear.

just a theory thought.
User avatar #47 - yunogasaii (10/11/2013) [-]
You become paralyzed once sleeping, or at least during parts of it. Have you ever woken up from a nightmare or such and you couldn't move at all?
#22 - uneducated (10/10/2013) [-]
*weak
User avatar #20 - ruraidhri (10/10/2013) [-]
Same here. Or when i'm trying to read something it turns blurry or into something entirely different mid-sentence.
User avatar #78 - officerscrambles (10/11/2013) [-]
Not being able to read is a trigger people use for lucid dreaming, along with strange reflections in mirrors.
#196 - anonymous (10/11/2013) [-]
I've been in so many fights that being a wet noddle is my lucid dream trigger. Didn't even have to practice it, either.
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#48 - hillbillypowpow (10/11/2013) [-]
If I ever have superpowers or anything I can't use them for shit.
User avatar #168 - lordfluffs (10/11/2013) [-]
Once I could fly in a dream. But only straight up, and I had to flap...
User avatar #53 - articulate (10/11/2013) [-]
This.
#54 - hillbillypowpow (10/11/2013) [-]
I'm glad I could articulate your nocturnal struggle.
#55 - articulate (10/11/2013) [-]
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#20 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on Armin +3
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#30 - DO A BARREL ROLL! 10/10/2013 on cuteness overload +4
#25 - Picture 10/08/2013 on Attack on Santa +4
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