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Date Signed Up:2/06/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#9 - >skeletorexplains the **** you going to mak… 4 hours ago on goodluck +1
#3 - it sucks ass 17 hours ago on Broke ass Niggaz 0
#58 - if you take the money over 25 years you get all of it. if you …  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on So NOBODY won $950 Mil... 0
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#80 - captchakid (21 hours ago) [-]
No you still pay the maximum tax rate on the income you receive from the annuity.
#2 - Kid Cuisine? ****** expensive yo, Banquet is where it's ay 01/11/2016 on To be an adult +6
#1 - Comment deleted 01/11/2016 on RIP -1
#2 - Soule* 01/11/2016 on Soule 0
#2 - If i win i'd drop a million on the site. i also bought 10 doll…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Quick Public Service... 0
#4 - lokiak (01/11/2016) [-]
hopefully you didn't buy the tickets where you work. if you win, you got legal problems
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#3 - thereisaguy (01/11/2016) [-]
Jesus I did maybe $200, nobody knows we have one. Most think we're part of Publix so that helps, the profit from lotto/scratch off is almost nothing so no sweat off my back.
#20 - I may think about it, lol  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on So NOBODY won $950 Mil... +4
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#67 - talldumbdork (21 hours ago) [-]
Id be curious.
#29 - wrestlingcomments (01/11/2016) [-]
I work at cinemark. (No not WWE)

When Star Wars came out, my life was what your life is now. I'm so sorry, brother.
#18 - I've been yelled at a fair amount. If you have a short fuse an…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on So NOBODY won $950 Mil... 0
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#19 - SuperSixONE (01/11/2016) [-]
Maybe you should make posts like sirbrentcoe with McDisasters, if you have enough you could start a series.
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#20 - mcdonaldsexplain (01/11/2016) [-]
I may think about it, lol
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#67 - talldumbdork (21 hours ago) [-]
Id be curious.
#29 - wrestlingcomments (01/11/2016) [-]
I work at cinemark. (No not WWE)

When Star Wars came out, my life was what your life is now. I'm so sorry, brother.
#16 - I had some people buying scratch offs too, they said they'd ra…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2016 on So NOBODY won $950 Mil... 0
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#17 - SuperSixONE (01/11/2016) [-]
Yeah, once I was in a 7/11 or something and this lady bought loads of them, and when she didn't win anything, she started screaming about how it was ridiculous that she bought so many and didn't win at the staff and throwing things. Shit like that makes me want to never work in retail/restaurant etc.
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#18 - mcdonaldsexplain (01/11/2016) [-]
I've been yelled at a fair amount. If you have a short fuse and get pissed easy, I'd recommend not getting a job like retail. But honestly you meet some pretty cool people.
Ironically i got yelled at by the district manager of the McDonalds around here lol. long story.
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#19 - SuperSixONE (01/11/2016) [-]
Maybe you should make posts like sirbrentcoe with McDisasters, if you have enough you could start a series.
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#20 - mcdonaldsexplain (01/11/2016) [-]
I may think about it, lol
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#67 - talldumbdork (21 hours ago) [-]
Id be curious.
#29 - wrestlingcomments (01/11/2016) [-]
I work at cinemark. (No not WWE)

When Star Wars came out, my life was what your life is now. I'm so sorry, brother.

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User avatar #15 - admin (11/22/2015) [-]
your username is ******* awesome
#16 to #15 - mcdonaldsexplain (11/22/2015) [-]
thank you great leader.
User avatar #14 - shadowrated (10/16/2015) [-]
How many nuggets should I keep in the UHC tray at 12:30pm?

and how many trays?
#12 - semenslurpinglily (07/05/2015) [-]
OH MY GOD YOUR PAGE BURNS MY EYES!

Also you have a lot of moe Ronald?
#13 to #12 - mcdonaldsexplain (07/05/2015) [-]
don't look directly at it. lol
I don't really have a lot of one single kind of McDonald pictures.
I'm still looking for more and more for my folder, not much luck finding any super funny/relevant pics.
sexy pics are by far the hardest though, nobody want's to draw a sexy ronald...
User avatar #1 - murrlogic (07/03/2015) [-]
Wanna help me something?
User avatar #3 to #2 - murrlogic (07/03/2015) [-]
So the gimmick of this account is you know everything about McDonalds correct?
User avatar #4 to #3 - mcdonaldsexplain (07/03/2015) [-]
i consider myself pretty knowledgeable
User avatar #5 to #4 - murrlogic (07/03/2015) [-]
I don't often eat at McDonalds despite being a fat miserable piece of ****

I crave their fries every once in awhile and even then they're good sometimes compared to other joints who make them better
User avatar #6 to #5 - mcdonaldsexplain (07/03/2015) [-]
I believe it's all about preference, Mcdonald's uses many different spices/oils/flavorings when cooking their fries.even though my account is a McDonald's "themed" account I'm partial to the BurgerKing Fries myself.

I know that Mcdonald's used to ( if not still ) used to add sugar to their fries when frying giving them a sweeter taste.

i hope that answers your question
User avatar #7 to #6 - murrlogic (07/03/2015) [-]
I used to hate BK fries but after living near a BK for so long they slowly became my favorite. Now my least favorite are probably Carls Jr despite their Onion Rings being very good

Actually my real question is what is the most unhealthiest thing McDonalds currently has being sold on the Menu? I think it might be the Fluffy Egg white McMuffin.
User avatar #8 to #7 - mcdonaldsexplain (07/03/2015) [-]
I think the most unhealthy thing sold now, that is a year round thing ( things like McRib are disqualified ) are the Milkshakes. 850 callories , 20+ fat (general).
Things like the BigMac and other things arn't good for you but their not as bad as you'd assume.
User avatar #9 to #8 - murrlogic (07/03/2015) [-]
Reason I ask is I am doing some art projects that grossly exaggerate patriotic forms of food like burgers

I need you to help me brainstorm the most unhealthiest, greasiest, pro american place ever conceived. Something that shouldn't be consumed unless as punishment for committing a crime because the food will kill you instanteiniously because of the high concentrations of grease and salt in it.

I was thinking McPatriots. And they would sell things called "Patriot Burgers" which are 4 all corn beef patties piled high with bacon and slathered in mayonnaise. The buns are made with spongy white bread bleached heavily so every bite taste like a cow stuffed inside of a cloud of cotton candy.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mcdonaldsexplain (07/03/2015) [-]
I'll try and think of some "patriotic american food" that is just nasty gross stuff, but the only thing currently that comes to mind is Taco Bell, the meat there is literally on par with dog food.
but if you're looking for Burgers/Hotdogs/etc i'll have to do some extra thinking. I'll get back to you.
User avatar #11 to #10 - murrlogic (07/03/2015) [-]
I was also thinking McPatriots has a mandatory 1 size only system where "Supersize" is the mandatory drink everyone has to buy.

Meaning Large is Small and XL is Medium

Also they have a melted buttered machine and Super Size Melted Butter drinks come with your meal.
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