I'm not even a brony and i had to use this.

I don't know who you are or where you came from...but I appreciate you.

Yes, sir.

I'll get right on that. I'm kind of broke at the moment and can't really afford an expensive prostitute. Could I have your mother's number perhaps?

i fucking loled

The best you got is a mother joke? Wow, no originality and about the level of a teenager. Probably explains why you have no money, I bet you live in your parents basement flipping burgers for a living at Maccas and I bet the reason you took the job there was to entice small children with MLP toys..

I honestly have no idea why you chose to single me out but I'll go ahead and humor you. I am currently 19 so yes, I'm a teenager. I'm broke as in I don't have a lot of spending money because I am currently paying for college and just enough food to survive on. I live in the dorms on campus. I actually work the register at a Burger King on campus. I took the job because it is easy money. BK doesn't even have MLP toys. And there aren't many children to entice on campus. I go to the University of Oklahoma by the way.

Now that I've shared, how about you tell me a little bit about your life?

I'm a university graduate with two degrees and teaches for a living...Glad your studying, however keep up the teenager attitude and you'll be working at Burger King your whole life,believe me, often my my job i see it everyday. That includes identifying yourself as a pony lover. I know its only a TV show, but plastering it everywhere as a way to identify yourself shouts "nerdy virgin weirdo" to the general population and.
I'm not singling you out either so don't feel special. I just hate it when you try to add content to a community and get fucked over by the same people your trying to entertain.

Fat basement friends stick together!