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Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#66802 - Twitter's for twits. See Ricky Gervais and some of the people …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #66883 - teoberry (06/07/2013) [-]
Twitter shoutouts were the best part of the show.
User avatar #66885 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Even though I didn't care much about him, I'm kind of upset that Ghost is gone.

Oh yeah, and here's that wiki:
truecapitalist.wikia.com/wiki/True_Capitalist_Wiki
User avatar #66884 - teoberry (06/07/2013) [-]
twitter.com/TrayvonCorpse

the funniest one
#61 - It's not "funny", it's Tumblr again. 06/07/2013 on Tumblr +9
#13 - Was launched in 2003, an imitation of Futaba Channel style, wi… 06/07/2013 on Let's Play A Game 0
#11 - Ah Hell, that's not even the whole thing. 06/07/2013 on Let's Play A Game +1
#10 - 是於2003年推出的一個仿雙葉頻道風格、以ACG相…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Let's Play A Game +1
User avatar #12 - phukyou (06/07/2013) [-]
translation ?
User avatar #13 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Was launched in 2003, an imitation of Futaba Channel style, with the theme of discussion ACG

It's from some Chinese Wikipedia page about 4chan. They really go in-depth about it, going over even board-specific terms.
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Ah Hell, that's not even the whole thing.
#66799 - I find this kid irritating and amusing at the same time, with … 06/07/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#267 - Alrighty then. 06/07/2013 on Seriously, don't sweat it 0
#4745210 - You could have done better. 06/07/2013 on JIDF meeting spot 0
#4745157 - Son, I am disappoint.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on JIDF meeting spot 0
#4745165 - ascendedwings (06/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, no
I don't need your approval.
User avatar #4745210 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
You could have done better.
#66743 - There seems to be other things rising in its place, though. 06/07/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#32025 - I think things like this show the line between "secu…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #32180 - draezeth (06/07/2013) [-]
"He said it feels like "a slap in the face" because this country was founded on Christianity."
I chuckled. It still amazes me how so many people still think this.

"He questioned what morals atheism instills into society."
Well, none strictly, but even as a Christian, I know that atheists value logic dearly, which is a greatly beneficial... thing.

One thing I don't like about this article, though, is that it relies too much on the Old Testament. Outside the commandments, that stuff no longer applies.
User avatar #32032 - cleverguy (06/07/2013) [-]
its just a big pissing contest. i dont see why we need monuments to anything outside goddam courthouses except for that one with the blindfolded lady with the scales symbolizing law.
#9 - (I'm tired.) There's not much of any conspiracy, alas… 06/07/2013 on zajita's profile 0
#7 - I really don't think just dropping the words "privilege&q…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on zajita's profile 0
#8 - zajita (06/07/2013) [-]
If you are american you might have heard of black slavery.
This was in an equal united states.
Everybody was equal, but there was no question that "niggers" were slaves.
If we could please just for a start say that, yes, women are in some ways oppressed, maybe we'd break the tabu
User avatar #9 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
(I'm tired.)

There's not much of any conspiracy, alas, just a wide range of differing views and some misunderstandings. After all, are Muslim women oppressed? Islam seems to have an interesting position with all kinds of left-leaning groups, and even splits some of them. Some of them don't mind their religion, including the way that they are dressed. Acknowledging one's own privilege wouldn't really help anything, especially regarding how the system is based upon observations of "lesser" groups by these "uppers". It's a disturbing thought, but ignorance seems to be stuck with us, and it won't leave. However, it doesn't have to be so negative. One would just have to be a better person themselves.
#4744579 - You. 06/07/2013 on JIDF meeting spot 0
#4744552 - Sekrit tussle klub It shouldn't take you much time.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on JIDF meeting spot 0
User avatar #4744560 - FightClub (06/07/2013) [-]
who
User avatar #4744579 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
You.
#4744536 - Sekrittussleklub  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2013 on JIDF meeting spot 0
User avatar #4744543 - FightClub (06/07/2013) [-]
..who
User avatar #4744552 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Sekrit tussle klub

It shouldn't take you much time.
User avatar #4744560 - FightClub (06/07/2013) [-]
who
User avatar #4744579 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
You.
#4744483 - Tumblr has too many ****** .gifs that are plaguin…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/07/2013 on JIDF meeting spot 0
User avatar #4744507 - FightClub (06/07/2013) [-]
milkmayorman
User avatar #4744536 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Sekrittussleklub
User avatar #4744543 - FightClub (06/07/2013) [-]
..who
User avatar #4744552 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Sekrit tussle klub

It shouldn't take you much time.
User avatar #4744560 - FightClub (06/07/2013) [-]
who
User avatar #4744579 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
You.
User avatar #4744498 - miscarriage (06/07/2013) [-]
ok
#31998 - I'm somewhat surprised by the results, mainly that I'm more le… 06/07/2013 on Religion Board +1
#104 - Not sleeping. 06/07/2013 on What are you doing right now? 0
#66731 - YouTube's comment format sure makes it easy to turn an entire … 06/07/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#4742707 - You can do it, man. 06/07/2013 on JIDF meeting spot 0
#4742686 - Push beyond that, man.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on JIDF meeting spot 0
User avatar #4742692 - ascendedwings (06/07/2013) [-]
Fuck that
my balls hurt
User avatar #4742707 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
You can do it, man.
#4260 - #YOLO  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2013 on My Little Pony Sucks 0
#4272 - ragnarfag (06/08/2013) [-]
#SWAG
User avatar #4273 - mayormilkman (06/08/2013) [-]
I reposted that one image just because I liked the original post so much.
User avatar #4274 - ragnarfag (06/08/2013) [-]
I remember, it was hilarious for some never to be known reason.
#66696 - That video is kind of old. It looks like the pony fandom reall…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #66742 - ivoryhammer (06/07/2013) [-]
We can only hope
User avatar #66743 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
There seems to be other things rising in its place, though.
#12 - The book for my physics class of my recently finished school y… 06/07/2013 on I have never understood it 0
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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2439 to #2438 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
oookay
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2441 to #2440 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
yaya
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2409 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
WHY'D YA DO IT, SONNY?
I mean it was funny, but...
User avatar #2408 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
well that is what happens
User avatar #2407 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA LOSER
User avatar #2410 to #2407 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Coming from the brony who's name is vampireshy.
I dunno, man.
#2412 to #2410 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>gongthehawkeye
>making fun of MY username
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
It's manly.
Tell me it doesn't strike the fear of a thousand battered housewives into your heat?
Does it not make thine anal cavity tingle with sexual delight?
User avatar #2480 to #2413 - revengeforfreeze (01/23/2014) [-]
Gong means **** dude
User avatar #2425 to #2413 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
I would like this 1000 times but I can't even like it once
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>manly
>funnyjunk user
it makes my autism meter go off the charts and made me cringe so hard I think I might have **** myself
#2429 to #2414 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
"cringe"
lol
You're just another cringe kid.
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Good enough for me. I'll take it.
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
its funny cuz you were my friend on my other account
lel
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Really? Which one, I honestly just add anyone that wants it, so I don't remember.
Also, why 2 accounts? I never got that thing.
User avatar #2419 to #2417 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
nah, you never added me but you were cool to me

my alt is Twi, but it's banned for 90 days
User avatar #2426 to #2419 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
holy **** how did you manage to get banned for that long
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
I posted a butt
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
really that's all?
User avatar #2424 to #2419 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
wait what. i thought you were phanacts gf or something
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
it's twi
he was banned for like, 3 months
User avatar #2420 to #2418 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
missypls i can talk fo myselffff
User avatar #2421 to #2420 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
:^(
User avatar #2406 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
>tittentei
Did you find that content that was raided by feminists yet?
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