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Age: 18
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
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Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:7/24/2014
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#3965450 - What a nice day at sea! 06/29/2013 on Play items +5
#3965336 - It is divisible by two, at least.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3965337 - demigodofmadness (06/29/2013) [-]
And 3, 5, 6, 9, and 10.
User avatar #3965338 - viktordiaz (06/29/2013) [-]
And 618,438,960
User avatar #3965340 - demigodofmadness (06/29/2013) [-]
It is, but that's one of the numbers it's allowed to be divisible by.
#16 - Their sins. 06/29/2013 on The Effects of Armageddon -2
#48 - A lot of other websites view us similarly to 9gag. Hell, back … 06/29/2013 on Not sure if win.. or? +1
#40 - Guys like you are the cancer. 06/29/2013 on Youtube ad rage +4
#61 - Hell, the people who complain about those comments in Tumblr p… 06/29/2013 on Tumblr is Becoming Self Aware +5
#60 - I've been only going here for two years, and now I am 17. 06/29/2013 on Tumblr is Becoming Self Aware 0
#58 - When I first came here I was 15. Ha! Elsewhere, I rarely see &…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Tumblr is Becoming Self Aware 0
#59 - forszhen (06/29/2013) [-]
I was 13 when I first came onto this site. I'm 19 now haha. Maybe it's the 6 years of experience with this site that has made me oblivious to little things such as xD.
User avatar #60 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
I've been only going here for two years, and now I am 17.
#56 - That one too. 06/29/2013 on Tumblr is Becoming Self Aware 0
#23 - I will always be baffled how two letters can make so many people mad.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Tumblr is Becoming Self Aware +2
#57 - forszhen (06/29/2013) [-]
Maybe because you aren't under the age of 14 like half of this site.
User avatar #58 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
When I first came here I was 15. Ha! Elsewhere, I rarely see "le" and as for "XD", it is still common, but nowhere near as obnoxiously used as people make it out to be on here. Maybe it's not always appropriate, but I usually see it as a lone "XD" and there's nothing more to it.
#59 - forszhen (06/29/2013) [-]
I was 13 when I first came onto this site. I'm 19 now haha. Maybe it's the 6 years of experience with this site that has made me oblivious to little things such as xD.
User avatar #60 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
I've been only going here for two years, and now I am 17.
User avatar #32 - arabiddrummer (06/29/2013) [-]
"le"
User avatar #56 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
That one too.
#3964903 - Fiends are used to make Abominations, which go up in a few for… 06/29/2013 on Play items +1
#3964876 - Every time I see your icon I think of this. 06/29/2013 on Play items 0
#248 - Like they don't have any of their own flaws... 06/29/2013 on Meanwhile in America 0
#5066192 - Not much, though. 06/29/2013 on sfw random board +1
#5066188 - I'm not blue enough, am I?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on sfw random board +1
#5066191 - danzeebass has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5066192 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Not much, though.
#3964700 - Thbbt. 06/29/2013 on Play items 0
#3964695 - **mayormilkman rolls 13**  [+] (8 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3964712 - girguy (06/29/2013) [-]
pay up faggot
User avatar #3964696 - girguy (06/29/2013) [-]
**girguy rolls 45**
User avatar #3964704 - applecopy (06/29/2013) [-]
I win
User avatar #3964701 - applecopy (06/29/2013) [-]
**applecopy rolls 46**
User avatar #3964707 - girguy (06/29/2013) [-]
**girguy rolls 11**
that isn't how it works
User avatar #3964710 - applecopy (06/29/2013) [-]
ty nigger
User avatar #3964708 - applecopy (06/29/2013) [-]
still won
User avatar #3964700 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Thbbt.
#76810 - Have you noticed the increase in Feminist/MRA content recently? 06/29/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#5065820 - Wut. 06/29/2013 on sfw random board 0
#5062724 - To remind them.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on sfw random board +1
#5062730 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
#5062714 - Good night thread. Hating board is the best board.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2013 on sfw random board +1
#5062719 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5062724 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
To remind them.
#5062730 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
#5062685 - I don't see why I would or should.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #5062715 - stargazerlily (06/29/2013) [-]
Good! You're not a sadist. That's a relief.
#5062645 - Ha ha. 06/29/2013 on sfw random board +1
#5062637 - Alrighty then. 06/29/2013 on sfw random board 0
#5062629 - What did you want, anyway?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on sfw random board 0
#5062636 - lilmisspinkamena (06/29/2013) [-]
nothin
User avatar #5062637 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2439 to #2438 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
oookay
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2441 to #2440 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
yaya
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2409 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
WHY'D YA DO IT, SONNY?
I mean it was funny, but...
User avatar #2408 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
well that is what happens
User avatar #2407 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA LOSER
User avatar #2410 to #2407 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Coming from the brony who's name is vampireshy.
I dunno, man.
#2412 to #2410 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>gongthehawkeye
>making fun of MY username
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
It's manly.
Tell me it doesn't strike the fear of a thousand battered housewives into your heat?
Does it not make thine anal cavity tingle with sexual delight?
User avatar #2480 to #2413 - revengeforfreeze (01/23/2014) [-]
Gong means **** dude
User avatar #2425 to #2413 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
I would like this 1000 times but I can't even like it once
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>manly
>funnyjunk user
it makes my autism meter go off the charts and made me cringe so hard I think I might have **** myself
#2429 to #2414 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
"cringe"
lol
You're just another cringe kid.
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Good enough for me. I'll take it.
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
its funny cuz you were my friend on my other account
lel
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Really? Which one, I honestly just add anyone that wants it, so I don't remember.
Also, why 2 accounts? I never got that thing.
User avatar #2419 to #2417 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
nah, you never added me but you were cool to me

my alt is Twi, but it's banned for 90 days
User avatar #2426 to #2419 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
holy **** how did you manage to get banned for that long
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
I posted a butt
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
really that's all?
User avatar #2424 to #2419 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
wait what. i thought you were phanacts gf or something
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
it's twi
he was banned for like, 3 months
User avatar #2420 to #2418 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
missypls i can talk fo myselffff
User avatar #2421 to #2420 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
:^(
User avatar #2406 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
>tittentei
Did you find that content that was raided by feminists yet?
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