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Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
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Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:7/24/2014
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#6294667 - I don't really know. That thumbnail looks familiar. I…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2013 on gay man cruising spot +1
User avatar #6294672 - aczzoh (10/20/2013) [-]
Watch the video.
User avatar #6294674 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Nah, man...
User avatar #6294682 - aczzoh (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh well, I tried.
#6294658 - Only once it was presented enough. 10/20/2013 on gay man cruising spot 0
#6294657 - I know that's a parody video. Right?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/20/2013 on gay man cruising spot +1
User avatar #6294661 - aczzoh (10/20/2013) [-]
You really have to watch the whole, it wasn't till the half way mark I stopped saying "This is complete bullshit" And again, I don't really believe it, im just saying, "check this out".
User avatar #6294667 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
I don't really know.

That thumbnail looks familiar. It was on a channel mocking this sort of stuff.
User avatar #6294672 - aczzoh (10/20/2013) [-]
Watch the video.
User avatar #6294674 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Nah, man...
User avatar #6294682 - aczzoh (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh well, I tried.
#6294647 - I can't argue with that!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on gay man cruising spot +1
#6294655 - thatnathandrake (10/20/2013) [-]
#6294631 - Also, ponybutts: it's your waifu.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2013 on gay man cruising spot 0
User avatar #6294996 - ponybutts (10/20/2013) [-]
oh my <3
User avatar #6295005 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Am I right about the pink pone being your waifu?
User avatar #6295012 - ponybutts (10/20/2013) [-]
naah, i don't rly have a waifu.. that's weird

got a gf for all that
User avatar #6295021 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
#6294628 - Cute butt? 10/20/2013 on gay man cruising spot 0
#6294623 - That sort of thing happens a lot.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2013 on gay man cruising spot 0
User avatar #6294626 - sebthebrony (10/20/2013) [-]
It's just
cue
cute
cut
BUTT
cute
User avatar #6294628 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Cute butt?
#6294620 - You've got to search far and wide for butts! 10/20/2013 on gay man cruising spot 0
#6294605 - Warning: contains one pony butt  [+] (17 new replies) 10/20/2013 on gay man cruising spot 0
User avatar #6294654 - twi (10/20/2013) [-]
also thats TWO pony butts u dingus
User avatar #6294658 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Only once it was presented enough.
User avatar #6294637 - dubslao (10/20/2013) [-]
flagged
User avatar #6294631 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Also, ponybutts: it's your waifu.
User avatar #6294996 - ponybutts (10/20/2013) [-]
oh my <3
User avatar #6295005 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Am I right about the pink pone being your waifu?
User avatar #6295012 - ponybutts (10/20/2013) [-]
naah, i don't rly have a waifu.. that's weird

got a gf for all that
User avatar #6295021 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #6294625 - bbboy (10/20/2013) [-]
banned for racisim
User avatar #6294617 - playfilly (10/20/2013) [-]
But I need more butt
User avatar #6294620 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
You've got to search far and wide for butts!
User avatar #6294616 - sebthebrony (10/20/2013) [-]
why would they make something so cute erotic out of the sudden?
User avatar #6294623 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
That sort of thing happens a lot.
User avatar #6294626 - sebthebrony (10/20/2013) [-]
It's just
cue
cute
cut
BUTT
cute
User avatar #6294628 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Cute butt?
User avatar #6294613 - twi (10/20/2013) [-]
but I want multiple pony butt
User avatar #6294612 - gwenisghey (10/20/2013) [-]
not enough butt
#789 - Yeah. I'm a bit tired of the whole meme. This is something rat… 10/20/2013 on teoberry's profile 0
#131726 - I'm not sure why they decided to do that. I guess someone in t… 10/20/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#1 - Comment deleted 10/20/2013 on So it wouldn't get flagged... +5
#787 - I think this is going to be viral soon.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/20/2013 on teoberry's profile 0
User avatar #790 - bladeboy (10/20/2013) [-]
I too go onto /r/tumblrinaction
User avatar #791 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Is it me, or are they getting crazier?
User avatar #792 - bladeboy (10/20/2013) [-]
Only been browsing for like a week. No idea, but the week ive been on the bitches have been crazy.
User avatar #793 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
There seems to be a lot more infighting going on at Tumblr, like the recent "smallfats and deathfats" post.
User avatar #796 - teoberry (10/24/2013) [-]
I just saw that. I don't know how they're ever going to get anything done when they fight over, basically, who's fatter.
User avatar #788 - teoberry (10/20/2013) [-]
Those did not age well. This one was sort of funny tho
User avatar #789 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Yeah. I'm a bit tired of the whole meme. This is something rather different, actually, and possibly serious, too.
#6294274 - You're a bit too new here. 10/20/2013 on gay man cruising spot 0
#6294244 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on gay man cruising spot 0
User avatar #6294265 - gomezfez (10/20/2013) [-]
Imma give this to the cringe comp guy
#6294200 - Not at all! 10/20/2013 on gay man cruising spot +1
#6294108 - There it is! 10/20/2013 on gay man cruising spot 0
#6294099 - You forgot 'z'.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on gay man cruising spot 0
User avatar #6294103 - zeruaargi (10/20/2013) [-]
too lazy to type z
#6294075 - They look kind of like Kelogg's toaster strudels.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on gay man cruising spot +1
User avatar #6294091 - whatevermanitslike (10/20/2013) [-]
They do xD
#6294071 - A young boy went to a college philosophy class one day. The st…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on gay man cruising spot +1
User avatar #6294086 - dubslao (10/20/2013) [-]
tl;dr;ku
#65 - A lot of propaganda is still allowed, though.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Mortal Kombat 0
User avatar #66 - thatoneiranianguy (10/20/2013) [-]
That list though....I didn't realise FunnyJunk was being ran by a negro Stalin.
#68 - vgmddg (10/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #71 - ragdollomg (10/20/2013) [-]
it's so true.
inb4 the scrathpad is removed due to penises.

but sometimes people who can draw go on there and people ask them to draw stuff.
then theres the times when people ask everyone to draw the same thing, shits funny yo
#131676 - You're late.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #131687 - bladeboy (10/20/2013) [-]
Nah, my periods on time. I used protection.
#4191 - Okay then. We haven't talked in a while.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2013 on princessren's profile 0
User avatar #4192 - princessren (10/19/2013) [-]
yeah
#4189 - You're welcome. Are you alright?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2013 on princessren's profile 0
User avatar #4190 - princessren (10/19/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #4191 - mayormilkman (10/19/2013) [-]
Okay then. We haven't talked in a while.
User avatar #4192 - princessren (10/19/2013) [-]
yeah
#4187 - What a cute icon you've got there!  [+] (5 new replies) 10/19/2013 on princessren's profile 0
User avatar #4188 - princessren (10/19/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #4189 - mayormilkman (10/19/2013) [-]
You're welcome.

Are you alright?
User avatar #4190 - princessren (10/19/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #4191 - mayormilkman (10/19/2013) [-]
Okay then. We haven't talked in a while.
User avatar #4192 - princessren (10/19/2013) [-]
yeah
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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
#2448 to #2446 - waffies ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2409 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
WHY'D YA DO IT, SONNY?
I mean it was funny, but...
User avatar #2408 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
well that is what happens
User avatar #2407 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA LOSER
User avatar #2410 to #2407 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Coming from the brony who's name is vampireshy.
I dunno, man.
#2412 to #2410 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>gongthehawkeye
>making fun of MY username
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
It's manly.
Tell me it doesn't strike the fear of a thousand battered housewives into your heat?
Does it not make thine anal cavity tingle with sexual delight?
User avatar #2480 to #2413 - revengeforfreeze (01/23/2014) [-]
Gong means **** dude
User avatar #2425 to #2413 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
I would like this 1000 times but I can't even like it once
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>manly
>funnyjunk user
it makes my autism meter go off the charts and made me cringe so hard I think I might have **** myself
#2429 to #2414 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
"cringe"
lol
You're just another cringe kid.
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Good enough for me. I'll take it.
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
its funny cuz you were my friend on my other account
lel
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Really? Which one, I honestly just add anyone that wants it, so I don't remember.
Also, why 2 accounts? I never got that thing.
User avatar #2419 to #2417 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
nah, you never added me but you were cool to me

my alt is Twi, but it's banned for 90 days
User avatar #2426 to #2419 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
holy **** how did you manage to get banned for that long
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
I posted a butt
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
really that's all?
User avatar #2424 to #2419 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
wait what. i thought you were phanacts gf or something
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
it's twi
he was banned for like, 3 months
User avatar #2420 to #2418 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
missypls i can talk fo myselffff
User avatar #2406 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
>tittentei
Did you find that content that was raided by feminists yet?
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