I've had worse.

evenin

That is one sparkly vagina.

yes

That is a very toothy lemon man!

no you

Oh you.

I agree. Milkmen unite!

2many mentions tonight.

What even is this?

I would have posted this sooner...

Gotta go faster

hey man*

Sure.

15 RITs for every lvl 1 just to let you know

That is at least 960 for all of my level one badges.

Not doing my homework at the very moment.

tisk tisk lol

Hmm. I thought you had no idea what you were doing. Maybe it was what you were thinking when you made an account.

i dont know, i think it was a bit on a show i was watching at the time lol

Then you know what you were doing, at least. Also, where did you find that icon?

it was in a thread a long time ago and i stole it lol

Definitely. Only you and I are the resistance to this 'cancer'

There's also byposted and those others guys from /pol/.

Anyone from /pol/ is a friend of mine.

Fight the Faggots

Good Lord. Just look at what happened in these comments:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4584570/One+Shade+of+Grey/

Thanks.

What happened after the initial shitstorm?

I was offline for a few days.

The waters are more calm there now, but expect some residual tensions.

Furfags hate me now, don't they?

Ily <3

Beyond that one comment about you when the shitstorm was calming a few days ago, I dunno if they care by now.

Meh, it was fun while it lasted.

Indeed!

Well, i'm off to play.

Thanks for the small chat.

um....hi

I don't know/remember why I wanted to call you over here.

Hello, uh, princess ren.

hi

You're a tranny?

Um....ok

Which way? (MtF or FtM)

....The first

Alrighty then. I was just curious.

that was....random...why did you ask?

I was not sure what you were, and you brought that subject up every now and then.

oh.....have you been stalking me?

No. I just see you every now and then. here and there.

oh ok

Hay is for horses.

I see you're on the hating board. For whatever reason, ever since two users (I don't want to mention their names) got into a feud, that place has gotten full of drama and hating each other over discussing other things.

I didn't know that. I got fucking attacked for being trans and for using Rapunzel as a mascot. I just wanted to bitch about bad creepy pastas. I didn't want this fucking shit.

That seemed rather sudden, as you got attacked for that not long after you posted, and it had nothing to do with your post.

I know. Fucking anons. Also I'm done using mascots. People just make fun of me for it.

Thankfully people won't have to be so upset, but that wasn't called for.

NOW THEY'RE POSTING SHIT ABOUT ME!!! WHAT THE FUCK???!!!! FUCKING DARYLDICKSHIT AND THE ANONS!!!!

Don't worry. If you don't hang around for too long, they'll find someone else to stir all the drama around.

So, what board should I post in? Or are all of them being flooded by anons? I'm going back to my mascot. The people of Hating can suck my fucking dick.

Be patient for the next post on the hating board, but I may as well give you a summary of the boards as I view them

brony - it was once about ponies, but by now it's just a bunch of shitposting alongside pony images. The in-between times of the seasons do that but now it's just absolutely ridiculous.
Religion - slow board of mostly the same several users arguing about religion, mainly Christianity. Also some joke posts and the occasional user trying to create drama. Now has become even less active thanks to an account created with a board to shield away from shitposters.
Random - fair-speed social board with inappropriate things. Not much more NSFW than the brony board.
Straight - usually the slowest of the NSFW boards (the main NSFW section is mostly women though). Mostly contains just women and the occaissional penis in them.
Video games - VIDYA GEAMS. I dunno much, actually.
Anime - social-inclined anime board. From what I've heard, they're elitist.
Pokemon - social-inclined Pokemon board. Apparently, it has the same problems as the anime board.

There's also the user image boards (which are ussally private)
Friendly (brony) (thevoiceoftruth) - a social version of the brony board.
Ponyville (lunargreenhouse) - the other, slower private pony board. Similar to friendly for all I know
Shin anime social board (lordsaten) - anime equivalent of the previous two. Not private.

Which board would be the nicest to me? I'm tired of accidently starting shit storms.

Maybe the friendly pony boards. I don't know enough about the other boards I haven't described, but some of them are pretty slow, so there's not much to say.

Okay.

I have realized that the hating board doesn't have any regular users with a "mascot", so I'd recommend not posting a mascot there.

I didn't though. At least, not at first. I've disabled my profile. Now no one can go through my comments and bring up old shit.

Whuh?

A bunch of removed friends. Also Sunset, he was #1 commenter a couple years ago but now he has deleted his account. I think it's likely he's still around but I have no idea what account.

Ah. I don't recall you running into any troubles. Oh well. You can stay anonymous.

You may as well.

Oh. Sad to hear...

Most of them I communicated little with or not at all, anyway, except for redwolfradolf and Sunset.

Not fashion, but have some atheist cars

Same one as #574. I saw it on r/cringepics

Your image was posted a month before mine...

This guy is going to be big once he's identified.

Yeah. What a loser tho

He'd wouldn't have an "out-of-money experience" if he didn't waste all of it on those eyesores of bumper stickers (and possibly commissioning gay furry art).

I'm okay with some bumper stickers, but furry and atheist ones are loud and annoying

I wonder where that person is now. I thin I have seen that image posted a few times back in 2011.

www.reddit.com/r/atheism think I found them

Someone in the thread that I found these claims he puts atheist bumper stickers over religious ones. I'm in the hospital due to the massive cut I got from that edge.

Le MRA Redditor's clothing

Whipped this shit up in like 5 minutes. Not the best, but whatever.

I found this in the archives of /jp/. This is slav clothing.

That seems about right. Those guys can squat like it's nothin tho.

Good choices.

What are you talking about?

Do you not see what you have posted?
www.funnyjunk.com/user/flutterdashforever/2#2

I am not that guy; I am only a "fan". It's too easy to spot him, so I decided to keep track of him. There was where I learned of his original account, which I thought was something else.

Fuck. My bad. Do you happen to know his "main" account? I'd love to throw him in a Meat Grinder.

jhttu, but I doubt he's using that one anymore. He just moves on to the next one when he gets banned on one, but he deleted one of his more recent accounts...

I figured he would have some "Super account" to keep track of all his spam ones. Sorry for yelling at you without actual proof.

The best you can do for now is go after his current account and keep an eye out for any new ones.

Hello m'am.

I hate how no one even knows what transgender is but they would argue to the death about how horrible it is.

That kind of sums up some of the more negative conversations around here, or the internet in general. People just seem to be that way.

That way of thinking has been around since before the internet existed. That's like the basis for all bigotry.

It looks like it's just continuing, then.

Sadly, yes. And it'll continue until the human race dies off.

We should still appreciate what good we've got, though, and share it.

Not even just bigotry. The whole "my generation is better than your generation" bullshit comes from hating things you don't even know about.

i can't stop lurking that comment section. I think I just like getting angry

It's okay. What are the worst posts in there?

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4549670/Gay+Rights+Gone+Wrong/560#560
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4549670/Gay+Rights+Gone+Wrong/543#543
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4549670/Gay+Rights+Gone+Wrong/533#533
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4549670/Gay+Rights+Gone+Wrong/514#514
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4549670/Gay+Rights+Gone+Wrong/213#213

I'll have to say that I had seen and been in some interesting conversations on those comments, though. Also, I realized that you're a lesbian.

i know. i saw all of your comments. i also saw that you replied to my gf once

By the time I replied to her I figured out she was your gf. Also, I don't know why, but I find your relationship kind of cute.

really?

Yes, even though I have just met you two several hours ago today.

i would summon her if she were online

You can summon her offline. You just need to post her account's name.

emilyroseopheliac

You're supposed to say it three times, god dammit.

Hello.

Hi!

As you can see here, I have conversed with your gf.

I see....

I was curious about your relationship regarding how you feel about yourself (I discussed with her about that on that post from a few days ago that brought up the discussion of genders).

I hated that post. Well, the comment section at least.

That subject is not brought up very often. We prefer arguing over religion (mainly Christianity), guns, gay marriage, Murikkkans vs. Yuropoors, and the more well-known users of the website.

well sorry

Thank you m'am.

I'd like one of those >million toasts, or pony abominations I don't have (regular and inverted, specifically). Also milk and vanilla.

Yeah.

Anything you're looking for?

Copper, angelic, and silver ore. Also milk and vanilla.

> miscarriage

Oh

Are you a boy or a girl? Apparently, someone claimed otherwise recently.

I'm a guy

Why did you lie about your gender?

I was bicurious and i was experimenting

I didn't learn anything.

Har har, I think you're getting "bicurious" mixed up with some other term. Oh well.

gay?

Yeah, i dunno. lel

But thanks for the rankings list.

I was wondering about it.

You fooled me with a while with that facade. It still looks like only one female has made it up to there.

Who's that?

dirtylittlehippie
I think she left back in 2010.

Ah, I see.

RB got it twice?

ShadowRated had it for a short time as RB claimed the spot back with ease.

Lel

oh

MrsQuiggly?

or Mr Squiggly

What is going on here?

Top commenters

But what is raging doing there? Is it your favorite commentors?

Nah. It's just people who were the #1 commenter in order of succession. You're the most recent.

Sorry for taking your time, but long back does this list go?

2010

Thanks mate! Really nice of you to keep a such list.

Ahhh well this is interesting. I have always wondered how the list were.

hi

Oh, hello.

how's the weather

It's a bit cold, but it should be getting warm soon.

your milk expire yet

No.

your shoe soles still in durable quality

and i noticed my same comment on another one of your comments down below, i don't know how it got there i thought it vanished

I noticed it.

hmm are you taking note or something??

also moosey again? i dont remember that

expect to see me take #1 again

Squiggs sells drugs now.

What kind?

Weed and pills I think.

Mrsquiggly probably had a small penis.

When flaccid?

On a side note, I think I may have seen RB's once (it was posted on his profile by some other user and deleted within a few minutes).

w-was it big?

I don't know what counts as that. I'll just guess and say it is average.

how's the weather

At least I know I have a bigger penis than dirtylittlehippie.

I'm not willing to investigate this any further.

DLH was a girl.

Was she the only one to reach top comment?

From what I know DLH was the most successful girl on FJ. Easily one of my top 3 users.

Is this literal ranking in some way or an opinion on our funny?

Nah, it's just order by succession/time.

What the Hell is this?