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mayorman

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somebody needs attention. (and it's not me)comment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/05/2012
Last Login:2/27/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2318
Comment Ranking:#1489
Highest Content Rank:#1348
Highest Comment Rank:#529
Content Thumbs: 2404 total,  2576 ,  172
Comment Thumbs: 10091 total,  10942 ,  851
Content Level Progress: 60% (60/100)
Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 281 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:1
Content Views:121735
Times Content Favorited:122 times
Total Comments Made:7358
FJ Points:68957
Favorite Tags: cat (2)

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    some cat related pun some cat related pun
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    the glorius videogame industry the glorius videogame industry
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    say cheese say cheese
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latest user's comments

#1051 - **mayorman used "*roll picture*"** **mayorman rolled image ** 59 minutes ago on Random sex roll 0
#347 - **mayorman used "*roll cah answer*"** **mayorman rolls Vigi… 1 hour ago on Zombie Admins 0
#566 - Picture 23 hours ago on mayorman's profile 0
#564 - do you appreciate my hell no, now?  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on mayorman's profile 0
User avatar #565 - lyraheartstrings (23 hours ago) [-]
nah
#566 - mayorman (23 hours ago) [-]
#562 - wouldn't it have been annoying if i asked "i don't know, …  [+] (4 new replies) 23 hours ago on mayorman's profile 0
User avatar #563 - lyraheartstrings (23 hours ago) [-]
Classic middle school teacher!!!
User avatar #564 - mayorman (23 hours ago) [-]
do you appreciate my hell no, now?
User avatar #565 - lyraheartstrings (23 hours ago) [-]
nah
#566 - mayorman (23 hours ago) [-]
#560 - just because i added no?  [+] (6 new replies) 23 hours ago on mayorman's profile 0
User avatar #561 - lyraheartstrings (23 hours ago) [-]
I prefer nah
User avatar #562 - mayorman (23 hours ago) [-]
wouldn't it have been annoying if i asked "i don't know, can you?"
User avatar #563 - lyraheartstrings (23 hours ago) [-]
Classic middle school teacher!!!
User avatar #564 - mayorman (23 hours ago) [-]
do you appreciate my hell no, now?
User avatar #565 - lyraheartstrings (23 hours ago) [-]
nah
#566 - mayorman (23 hours ago) [-]
#558 - hell no  [+] (8 new replies) 23 hours ago on mayorman's profile 0
User avatar #559 - lyraheartstrings (23 hours ago) [-]
wow ok rood
User avatar #560 - mayorman (23 hours ago) [-]
just because i added no?
User avatar #561 - lyraheartstrings (23 hours ago) [-]
I prefer nah
User avatar #562 - mayorman (23 hours ago) [-]
wouldn't it have been annoying if i asked "i don't know, can you?"
User avatar #563 - lyraheartstrings (23 hours ago) [-]
Classic middle school teacher!!!
User avatar #564 - mayorman (23 hours ago) [-]
do you appreciate my hell no, now?
User avatar #565 - lyraheartstrings (23 hours ago) [-]
nah
#566 - mayorman (23 hours ago) [-]
#5103553 - cool 02/25/2015 on Play items 0
#5103550 - so is there any crafting to be done with this sprout?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5103552 - therealfell (02/25/2015) [-]
at the moment I don't think so
but I'll ask chris next time I talk to him and see what he says
User avatar #5103553 - mayorman (02/25/2015) [-]
cool
#5103548 - you too 02/25/2015 on Play items 0

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User avatar #540 - mayorman ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
stickied by mayorman
Services i can provide with:

VSSM.
Moldy chests.
Rape horses.
scratch red lottos.
gem dust.

there's a slight chance i'll be a prick and demand payment for said service/s
User avatar #557 - lyraheartstrings (23 hours ago) [-]
Can I buy your roses?
User avatar #558 to #557 - mayorman ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
hell no
User avatar #559 to #558 - lyraheartstrings (23 hours ago) [-]
wow ok rood
User avatar #560 to #559 - mayorman ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
just because i added no?
User avatar #561 to #560 - lyraheartstrings (23 hours ago) [-]
I prefer nah
User avatar #562 to #561 - mayorman ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
wouldn't it have been annoying if i asked "i don't know, can you?"
User avatar #563 to #562 - lyraheartstrings (23 hours ago) [-]
Classic middle school teacher!!!
User avatar #564 to #563 - mayorman ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
do you appreciate my hell no, now?
User avatar #556 - mayorman ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Vegeta

when you see the notification that MM has mentioned you in comment. what emotions go through you?
User avatar #548 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Snooping...
User avatar #549 to #548 - mayorman ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
around?
User avatar #550 to #549 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
as usual I see...
User avatar #551 to #550 - mayorman ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
you must be truly desperate to come here. and by desperate i mean bored
User avatar #552 to #551 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
You came to my profile first...
User avatar #553 to #552 - mayorman ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
snooping...
User avatar #554 to #553 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
what were you looking for...
User avatar #555 to #554 - mayorman ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
that's an excellent question
User avatar #547 - donor (02/17/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #542 - helpmeplz (02/09/2015) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #543 to #542 - mayorman ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
got anything good?
#545 to #543 - helpmeplz (02/09/2015) [-]
do you see anything good?
User avatar #546 to #545 - mayorman ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
the toast guy is the best of that lot. but i don't know if he's worth that much nowadays
User avatar #544 to #543 - helpmeplz (02/09/2015) [-]
was on phone when i accepted i'll open them now
User avatar #539 - fuckallyouniggers (01/23/2015) [-]
you are a very kind person, thank you
User avatar #528 - mayorman ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
hey Vegeta
User avatar #529 to #528 - vegeta (01/20/2015) [-]
jes
User avatar #530 to #529 - mayorman ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
i have retired from items. and i thought what does mayorman do on his off day?
he plays golf! i laughed my ass off. not a request of some sort just wanted to share
User avatar #531 to #530 - vegeta (01/20/2015) [-]
Good show.
User avatar #532 to #531 - mayorman ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
okay now it's a request
User avatar #533 to #532 - vegeta (01/20/2015) [-]
oh good my name isn't crippling eye colors.
User avatar #534 to #533 - mayorman ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
are you referring to that new update?
User avatar #535 to #534 - vegeta (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah. so I'll putter up then.
User avatar #536 to #535 - mayorman ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
no you're foot is dumb. see, i can make confusing comments as well
#537 to #536 - vegeta (01/20/2015) [-]
What's a "foot is dumb"?
User avatar #538 to #537 - mayorman ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
oh god that's beautiful. it's not what i had in mind but it kicks the **** out of what i had in mind. thank you

also *your foot is dumb is what i meant. but it doesn't mean anything to beging with..
User avatar #524 - itemsss (01/17/2015) [-]
Hey can i get 45 lost chest keys if i give you stuff for contests?
User avatar #525 to #524 - mayorman ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
nope
User avatar #526 to #525 - itemsss (01/17/2015) [-]
but why?
User avatar #527 to #526 - mayorman ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
because they're mine
User avatar #521 - itemsss (01/16/2015) [-]
lol ill give all the stuff you gave laymedown back
User avatar #522 to #521 - mayorman ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
nope. we're past talking. only action counts now
#520 - anonasdaasdasd (01/14/2015) [-]
Wow, that's a lot of items!
Thanks a lot man!
User avatar #504 - mayorman ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
contest over
User avatar #515 to #504 - partially (01/11/2015) [-]
o i thought this was multiple winreres
User avatar #517 to #515 - mayorman ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
nope
User avatar #497 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
**itemsss used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
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User avatar #499 to #497 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #503 to #499 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #509 to #506 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
there we go. mayorman
User avatar #514 to #509 - mayorman ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
lego won...sorry
User avatar #518 to #514 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
dont make sence but ok
ill try next time.
also please elaborate next time
User avatar #519 to #518 - mayorman ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
will do
User avatar #483 - partially (01/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #512 to #510 - partially (01/11/2015) [-]
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**partially rolls 05**where da dubs at
User avatar #477 - fuckallyouniggers (01/11/2015) [-]
** ***************** used "*roll 6, 00-99*"**
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** ***************** rolls 77** **** it I'm trying anyways
User avatar #484 to #477 - fuckallyouniggers (01/11/2015) [-]
or does that not count? hue
User avatar #511 to #484 - mayorman ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
lego won
User avatar #516 to #511 - fuckallyouniggers (01/11/2015) [-]
I know, he did it in a more legitimate and time-consuming way. I'm never gonna win anything
User avatar #468 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #469 to #468 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #473 to #471 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #475 to #473 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #476 to #475 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #479 to #476 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #491 to #479 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
mayorman, does this count?
User avatar #496 to #491 - mayorman ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
this counts congrats
User avatar #500 to #496 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
yay
User avatar #482 to #479 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
got it!
User avatar #467 - playerdous (01/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #465 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
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#472 to #465 - fuckallyouniggers (01/11/2015) [-]
I didn't even get a shot
User avatar #466 to #465 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
mmmm
User avatar #474 to #466 - mayorman ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
doesn't count
User avatar #487 to #474 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
its like me commenting 6 times in a row?
User avatar #480 to #474 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #486 to #480 - mayorman ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
do what lego does
User avatar #464 - fuckallyouniggers (01/11/2015) [-]
thank you!
User avatar #462 - partially (01/11/2015) [-]
I got the vssm back.
User avatar #463 to #462 - mayorman ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
well send the trade then
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