not for all the 4-way weeds in the world would i sell them

ok

i just checked out your collection. the only weed you have is a 4-way. you just wanna annoy me

That's the Four way that you gave me. I still have it.

well don't i feel like a prick now...

lol, it's fine dude. Do you wanna make a joint account? I can provide the blacksmith badges and tools, along with the level 5 badges, you can provide the VSSM and God Gem, and we can work together to get an Ice gem. We would both have access to the account.

nah. i don't play items enough to make that sound like a fun idea...i want that 4-way

I'll trade it back to you, and only to you; what you gonna offer?

for you...30 angelic chests with keys

Deal I'll send

cool. let me know if you get any good stuff

Thanks, I will

okay. what up?

Are you selling your crystal chests?

yes. yes i am

Would you like to check my items and make an offer?

no i would not

What are you interested in? Fj points? Rates?

tokens. scribes. rits. you know what? just send whatever and i'll probably accept

using the vssm for a guy. ask me again in five

one of my buds got a collection of a particular weed too. and i thought to myself "that looks like an easy and fun project" and i just always thought the four way looked pretty

Well now there's not much fourway and carmelicious to go around

go ask napsterfreak, he's got 3 four ways and im positive he has them to annoy

not really though

Nah, I wanna have at least 2 of every Cannabis, so if I have 3 Four Ways, I can sell one

well trade with me then!!

okay, what have you to offer?

demon skulls, half my scribes, gold goblins, egg hoarders, ornament gamblers, treasure, and one korean check

not gonna lie, I'm not interested in any of that... 20k fj points is the price for a Cannabis...

sry man, that is the universal price per Cannabis... Do or die, how bad do you want this weed?

stop sounding like a drug dealer

haha hate to break it to ya, but I am the fj dealer... what you need fam?

kek

i'll give you 20 angelic treasure chest with keys for one 4-way weed

no interest in that, 20k points

25?

nah, just 20k

okay send the trade

I'm not the one bargaining here bud, you send your trade, and I'll either accept or decline... That's how the market works homes

yeah i'm done...

your call

market? this is a website...hang on i'll do you one better. This is ******* FJ. just send the trade so we can get this over with

The items board is quite a market, there's even a shop...

maaaaaaybe

well keep that in mind if you get a spare

Will do c:

is it because of the nightmares?

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**wethepixelisgod rolls John Wilkes Booth.**

i sense you were a leader in your former life

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you know what would change this scenario?

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**wethepixelisgod rolls Statistically validated stereotypes.**

no. but a good ol' arousin round of drawing mayorman

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**wethepixelisgod rolls 083** dubs i will

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**mayorman rolls 22**

to late

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**mayorman rolls 859**

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**mayorman rolls 052**

damnnn

you're not sorry

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**wethepixelisgod rolls A drive-by shooting.**

i've lost 90% interest in this thread

did you drop the soap?

yes and nothing happend

did that disappoint you?

yes

am i annoying you?

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**wethepixelisgod rolls Magical tea party.**

that's what i was thinking!

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you must have missed those in prison

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**wethepixelisgod rolls Michael Jackson.**

More of a Freddie Mercury guy myself but sure

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**wethepixelisgod rolls Charisma.**

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**mayorman rolls 14** i attempt to persuade you

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huh..

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i think you're bored

im trying to stay up

why?

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**wethepixelisgod rolls An all-midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III.**

huh..how about that

going to bed now. if you have trades in mind i'll gladly spitball with you later

i'm rarely on these days. if you have some trades in mind, send'em and i'll think about it

I'm trying to gauge 2 things first

1) what you may have interest in, and
2) which items of yours are for trade (or maybe easier to say what's NFT)

before i send a random ass request

things i sell: statues, scribes, egg hoarders, ghetto sandwich, ornament gamblers, korean heroic check.

if none of these peeks your interest we can't do business

yeah i need the sandwich and I'll also buy hoarders scribes and maybe some gamblers

okay cool.

my wish list: the 4way (top tier)
rits and tokens (middle tier)
roses, skulls and documents (lower tier)

im also selling my corrupt souls. also, check out sekretar (my sub acc) for other items

sorry, give me a sec and i'll give you the full report

sure no problem. I know you like the 4-way weed. It definitely hasn't dropped in quite a while. It's one of the few I'm still looking for too.

2 seconds, i'll try again

look listen, i'll gladly do the tokens for you. but here's a pro tip: the more tokens you have, the more rits you'll get. get like a 1k of the 25tokens. right now it's a waste of tokens. keep the the weed, i'll do it for free. but only when it's worth doing

ohh okay. I rarely play this game and i'm a gambler.. So... But it's fine, I'll add more tokens and send them in like 2-3 years

is that sarcasm i detect?

Not at all.. Maybe it sounds like that, but my english isn't perfect, so it's more like straight to the point ;) - And no, no sarcasm here either ..

okay cool

the trade?

declining. why?

read below.
also : I have no 25 tokens.
No.New.Uniques.
500tokens is the only kind I take.
send some as a gift, if I'm allright with it, I'll accept both requests and send the 25 tokens back

you too...thanks

what "me too"?

you know the four way is my favorite weed and you teased me forever you gave it up

ok here goes an honest word to you, take it objective.

no i didn't tease you up.
I was simply pissed over how you would always be stingy when you want something, even from friends. chrystalchests are ONLY considerable valuable for the tiny chance to get bacon queen or bacon princess and since I don't want new uniques, they are worthless aswell to me. all else is in general worthless. that includes the birds you just sent me (they can do nothing and never will because other friends actually always give them to me for free, just for the fact that I like them)

And on a sidenote: It's obvious how I love hoarders and scribes isn't it? Yet you saw this chance to just keep them, even if they + the radiochests + the tokens you sent would have been a fair deal.
you got a valuable item for free and wouldn't even bother to give something of actual value in return.
even to a friend.

that's what I call stingy.

i'm an honest jerk. but this is the internet so that's not really an excuse. everyone here is a jerk on some level.

i'm the one who ****** up here, i'm not denying that. and i'm sorry.


having said... here's what i have noticed about you. you can be such an over-defensive guy. always ready with an convient excuse for every little action you take, because you are just not capable of making a mistake.

It never takes an excuse when you think long enough before you act, all it might take is an explanation for someone who's involved but doesn't get things.
But to be honest, the rest of your sentence is complete ******** , I wish I was that perfect lol.

btw: I'm not taking that request. You sent them because you feel obliged to do so, not because you wanted to send them.

that part you consider ******** . it's not making you perfect, it's making you annoying (please don't take that as hard as it may sound)

listen i'm guessing you have spent alot of time on the internet no offense, we are all nerds/geeks here . discussing and debating whatever the subject. that has made you a fast thinker but also so annoyingly hindsighted, you have always been ready with a quick remark/excuse. something to justify what you said or did.

this is probably one of the longest comments i have made in awhile...so congrats you made me think retro

It's only annoying if you can't keep up.
I appreciate honest critique, but all I read here is facts and you being bitter for these facts.
You disappointed me and you're not looking to repair.
Your request is doomed to pend forever unless you remove it.

yeah i felt obliged to send you those crystal birds. you pretty guilt tripped me into it, when you sent that weed for free. and when it comes to those hoarders/scribes, all i did was remove 1 of each so i atleast had a spare when you wanted them all.

repair? i apologised in this very thread. if you want something more from me, then please say so.

*before

like I want chrystalchests oô even if you gave them all I wouldn't want it

hmm?

is that MM "project" dead? if so, it's okay. i just wanna know what's going on

ye prolly

hey

yo

i'm a ******* asshole. i seem to recall that i sent you 10 demonic treasure sets in hopes of motivating you regarding the MM project and... i don't know. in some sort of desperate attempt i hope that's enough to remind you of what you owe me. please don't get angry

i aint got no job no morelmaoo

ill start tonight

huh didn't expect that to work. thanks and sucks to hear about you job

oh

oh well. guess i'll just go bug vegeta then

hell no

wow ok rood

just because i added no?

I prefer nah

wouldn't it have been annoying if i asked "i don't know, can you?"

Classic middle school teacher!!!

do you appreciate my hell no, now?

nah

around?

as usual I see...

you must be truly desperate to come here. and by desperate i mean bored

You came to my profile first...

snooping...

what were you looking for...

that's an excellent question

got anything good?

do you see anything good?

the toast guy is the best of that lot. but i don't know if he's worth that much nowadays

was on phone when i accepted i'll open them now

jes

i have retired from items. and i thought what does mayorman do on his off day?
he plays golf! i laughed my ass off. not a request of some sort just wanted to share

Good show.

okay now it's a request

oh good my name isn't crippling eye colors.

are you referring to that new update?

yeah. so I'll putter up then.

no you're foot is dumb. see, i can make confusing comments as well

What's a "foot is dumb"?

oh god that's beautiful. it's not what i had in mind but it kicks the **** out of what i had in mind. thank you

also *your foot is dumb is what i meant. but it doesn't mean anything to beging with..

nope

but why?