maybelline
Rank #1965 on Content
Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win Offline
Send mail to maybelline Block maybelline Invite maybelline to be your friend flag avatar
| Last status update: | -
|
| | |
| Personal Info | |
| Gender: | male |
| Facebook Profile: | Maybelline |
| Steam Profile: | SuperButter |
| Consoles Owned: | PC, PS4, xbox 360 |
| Date Signed Up: | 4/16/2013 |
| Last Login: | 1/13/2016 |
| Location: | Dutchland |
| FunnyJunk Career Stats | |
| Content Ranking: | #1965 |
| Comment Ranking: | #10644 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #117 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #759 |
| Content Thumbs: | 29490 total,
31442 ,
1952 |
| Comment Thumbs: | 7702 total,
8121 ,
419 |
| Content Level Progress: | 22% (220/1000) Level 222 Content: Mind Blower → Level 223 Content: Mind Blower |
| Comment Level Progress: | 30% (30/100) Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win |
| Subscribers: | 5 |
| Content Views: | 1304162 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 2026 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 1520 |
| FJ Points: | 21503 |
| Favorite Tags: | funny (5) | lol (3) | ha (2) | HA NO (2) | my (2) | scurry (2) | son (2) | the (2) | wrong (2) | You (2) |
Maybe it's me
Text Posts
- Views: 2038
18 4
Total: +14
Comments: 23
Favorites: 0
Uploaded: 08/18/13
Few origin keys - Views: 1180
7 4
Total: +3
Comments: 10
Favorites: 0
Uploaded: 04/28/15
We did it
Pictures
- Views: 54074
1543 65
Total: +1478
Comments: 215
Favorites: 90
Uploaded: 03/12/15
R.I.P Terry Pratchett - Views: 46775
1433 38
Total: +1395
Comments: 66
Favorites: 63
Uploaded: 03/10/15
spring.exe loading - 47% - Views: 41637
1401 107
Total: +1294
Comments: 179
Favorites: 147
Uploaded: 03/01/15
Guide to sending dick pics - Views: 42317
1215 53
Total: +1162
Comments: 159
Favorites: 28
Uploaded: 03/01/15
A fathers love - Views: 41792
1280 145
Total: +1135
Comments: 131
Favorites: 102
Uploaded: 06/03/15
Troll physics #1 - Views: 46348
1027 109
Total: +918
Comments: 127
Favorites: 221
Uploaded: 01/18/14
Marine Corps policy
Videos
- Views: 40699
857 52
Total: +805
Comments: 263
Favorites: 71
Uploaded: 03/16/15
Daaaaaamn - Views: 32795
817 27
Total: +790
Comments: 32
Favorites: 102
Uploaded: 03/13/15
Sneak attack - Views: 18273
357 15
Total: +342
Comments: 23
Favorites: 26
Uploaded: 03/14/15
How to train your dragon - Views: 14758
277 21
Total: +256
Comments: 33
Favorites: 24
Uploaded: 03/04/15
Crowd dynamics test - Views: 4178
53 5
Total: +48
Comments: 4
Favorites: 4
Uploaded: 03/13/15
Stuff bouncing of gelatin - Views: 3654
42 2
Total: +40
Comments: 4
Favorites: 2
Uploaded: 03/19/15
Eating food on a rollercoaster
YouTube
- Views: 3983
42 6
Total: +36
Comments: 3
Favorites: 5
Uploaded: 03/19/15
Every creepypasta ever - Views: 1824
13 2
Total: +11
Comments: 5
Favorites: 1
Uploaded: 03/13/15
Kid gets an iron arm from iron man - Views: 2760
11 1
Total: +10
Comments: 1
Favorites: 2
Uploaded: 01/16/15
winner winner chicken dinner - Views: 4552
19 11
Total: +8
Comments: 3
Favorites: 4
Uploaded: 09/01/13
Hitler goes on a rant about league - Views: 2110
6 2
Total: +4
Comments: 1
Favorites: 0
Uploaded: 03/10/14
Best way to deal with toxic players - Views: 1645
4 3
Total: +1
Comments: 2
Favorites: 0
Uploaded: 01/15/15
Incest isn't that bad
HD Gifs / WebMs
- Views: 15610
415 27
Total: +388
Comments: 19
Favorites: 32
Uploaded: 11/16/15
MRW I cant fast travel - Views: 1184
13 4
Total: +9
Comments: 3
Favorites: 1
Uploaded: 10/07/15
I think my dog has autism - Views: 2007
20 9
Total: +11
Comments: 4
Favorites: 3
Uploaded: 07/03/15
the cat came back
GIFs
- Views: 60975
2377 104
Total: +2273
Comments: 85
Favorites: 252
Uploaded: 03/15/15
Photoshop master - Views: 54072
1592 44
Total: +1548
Comments: 143
Favorites: 59
Uploaded: 03/15/15
When a game has falling damage - Views: 36978
1242 39
Total: +1203
Comments: 77
Favorites: 71
Uploaded: 01/21/15
D: - Views: 44563
1123 62
Total: +1061
Comments: 90
Favorites: 25
Uploaded: 04/18/14
How does she keep missing? - Views: 30282
811 20
Total: +791
Comments: 34
Favorites: 76
Uploaded: 03/19/15
Here comes the rain - Views: 26273
644 27
Total: +617
Comments: 38
Favorites: 17
Uploaded: 03/14/15
That's not a microphone
latest user's comments
| #44 - LISTEN UP HERE TITTY TOUCHER, IT WOULD TAKE APPROXIMATELY 15 … [+] (3 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Trapped in Elevator for 41... | 0 |
 Also >titty toucher >I'm an FJer >i'll never touch titties ever. >at this point i don't even think they exist. LISTEN HERE, DICK SNIFFER, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF HE GOES OUT INTO TOBACCO FIELDS AND SHOVES IT ALL UP HIS ASS, HE'S INSANE IF HE'S JUST LIKE, "YEP 41 HOURS IN AN ELEVATOR AND I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC NO BIGGIE SMALLS NAW MEAN", IF I WAS HIM, I DON'T CARE IF I HAD THE LUNGS OF A 90 YEAR OLD MAN, I WOULD SPRINT UP THOSE STAIRS AND SLIDE DOWN THOSE FUCKING RAILS ON THE WAY DOWN. I WOULD SOLELY WATCH PORN WHERE THEY FUCKED IN A STAIRWELL. I WOULD ONLY READ STORIES THAT HAD STAIRS IN THEM. I WOULD ONLY WATCH DOCUMENTARIES AND COMEDIES AND DRAMAS AND HORROR MOVIES ABOUT STAIRS. I WOULD ONLY HAVE SEX WITH PEOPLE IF THEY DRESSED UP AS STAIRS. I WOULD HAVE A SHRINE OF STAIRS IN MY HOME THAT I WOULD MASTURBATE AT 12 TIMES A DAY. FUCK ELEVATORS. | ||
| #40 - ************ MOST PEOPLE WOULD RATHER GET FUCEKD BY A B… [+] (5 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Trapped in Elevator for 41... | 0 |
| IF I'VE JUST SPENT 41 HOURS INSIDE AN ELEVATOR, I WOULD MAKE LOVE TO EVERY SET OF STAIRS I MET. MOTHERFUCKER, I WOULD MARRY A WOMAN NAMED "STAIRS" SO I COULD FUCK STAIRS EVERY NIGHT. EACH TIME I SAW A SET OF STAIRS, I WOULD POP A BIG ENOUGH BONER TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS. LISTEN UP HERE TITTY TOUCHER, IT WOULD TAKE APPROXIMATELY 15 SECONDS PER SET OF STAIRS, NOW 25s x 40 STEPS ASSUMING HE NEEDS TO GO UP TO FLOOR FORTY IS 10 MINUTES, YOU COULD GET SO MUCH DONE IN 10 MINUTES. NOW ACCORDING TO THE ARTICLE THIS MOTHERFUCKER SMOKES, SO TO SMOKE ONE CIGARETTE HE NEEDS TO CLIMB 20 MINUTES OF STAIRS. LETS SAY YOU SMOKE ONCE AN HOUR THATS 1/3 OF YOUR HOUR GONE TO JUST WALKING THE STEPS ALONE. IMAGINE HIM WORKING ON THE 70TH FLOOR. HAIL ELEVATORS Also >titty toucher >I'm an FJer >i'll never touch titties ever. >at this point i don't even think they exist. LISTEN HERE, DICK SNIFFER, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF HE GOES OUT INTO TOBACCO FIELDS AND SHOVES IT ALL UP HIS ASS, HE'S INSANE IF HE'S JUST LIKE, "YEP 41 HOURS IN AN ELEVATOR AND I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC NO BIGGIE SMALLS NAW MEAN", IF I WAS HIM, I DON'T CARE IF I HAD THE LUNGS OF A 90 YEAR OLD MAN, I WOULD SPRINT UP THOSE STAIRS AND SLIDE DOWN THOSE FUCKING RAILS ON THE WAY DOWN. I WOULD SOLELY WATCH PORN WHERE THEY FUCKED IN A STAIRWELL. I WOULD ONLY READ STORIES THAT HAD STAIRS IN THEM. I WOULD ONLY WATCH DOCUMENTARIES AND COMEDIES AND DRAMAS AND HORROR MOVIES ABOUT STAIRS. I WOULD ONLY HAVE SEX WITH PEOPLE IF THEY DRESSED UP AS STAIRS. I WOULD HAVE A SHRINE OF STAIRS IN MY HOME THAT I WOULD MASTURBATE AT 12 TIMES A DAY. FUCK ELEVATORS. | ||
| #34 - "Living in Manhattan I'd be seriously limiting my life if… [+] (7 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Trapped in Elevator for 41... | 0 |
| Man, there are stairs, too, plus, NIGGA WAS CLAUSTROPHOBIC WHY IN SHIT WOULD HE USE THE ELEVATOR AGAIN? MOTHERFUCKER MOST PEOPLE WOULD RATHER GET FUCEKD BY A BALD PUSSY FARTING MOOSE THAN WALK 40 SETS OF STAIRS EVERYDAY IF I'VE JUST SPENT 41 HOURS INSIDE AN ELEVATOR, I WOULD MAKE LOVE TO EVERY SET OF STAIRS I MET. MOTHERFUCKER, I WOULD MARRY A WOMAN NAMED "STAIRS" SO I COULD FUCK STAIRS EVERY NIGHT. EACH TIME I SAW A SET OF STAIRS, I WOULD POP A BIG ENOUGH BONER TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS. LISTEN UP HERE TITTY TOUCHER, IT WOULD TAKE APPROXIMATELY 15 SECONDS PER SET OF STAIRS, NOW 25s x 40 STEPS ASSUMING HE NEEDS TO GO UP TO FLOOR FORTY IS 10 MINUTES, YOU COULD GET SO MUCH DONE IN 10 MINUTES. NOW ACCORDING TO THE ARTICLE THIS MOTHERFUCKER SMOKES, SO TO SMOKE ONE CIGARETTE HE NEEDS TO CLIMB 20 MINUTES OF STAIRS. LETS SAY YOU SMOKE ONCE AN HOUR THATS 1/3 OF YOUR HOUR GONE TO JUST WALKING THE STEPS ALONE. IMAGINE HIM WORKING ON THE 70TH FLOOR. HAIL ELEVATORS Also >titty toucher >I'm an FJer >i'll never touch titties ever. >at this point i don't even think they exist. LISTEN HERE, DICK SNIFFER, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF HE GOES OUT INTO TOBACCO FIELDS AND SHOVES IT ALL UP HIS ASS, HE'S INSANE IF HE'S JUST LIKE, "YEP 41 HOURS IN AN ELEVATOR AND I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC NO BIGGIE SMALLS NAW MEAN", IF I WAS HIM, I DON'T CARE IF I HAD THE LUNGS OF A 90 YEAR OLD MAN, I WOULD SPRINT UP THOSE STAIRS AND SLIDE DOWN THOSE FUCKING RAILS ON THE WAY DOWN. I WOULD SOLELY WATCH PORN WHERE THEY FUCKED IN A STAIRWELL. I WOULD ONLY READ STORIES THAT HAD STAIRS IN THEM. I WOULD ONLY WATCH DOCUMENTARIES AND COMEDIES AND DRAMAS AND HORROR MOVIES ABOUT STAIRS. I WOULD ONLY HAVE SEX WITH PEOPLE IF THEY DRESSED UP AS STAIRS. I WOULD HAVE A SHRINE OF STAIRS IN MY HOME THAT I WOULD MASTURBATE AT 12 TIMES A DAY. FUCK ELEVATORS. | ||
| #149 - his twitch right now has 4k viewers and counting. I'm really h… | 01/10/2016 on 62 year old streamer... | 0 |
| #76 - gambatte mumen rider | 12/03/2015 on Unlicensed Cyclist | 0 |
| #12 - you're welcome | 11/30/2015 on If you want to say ... | 0 |
| #82 - you're amzing addy | 11/30/2015 on URGENT! Test now! HURRY! | 0 |
| #94 - going with ugly on this one | 11/25/2015 on Weight | +4 |
| #189 - oh ai | 11/18/2015 on So I found something | 0 |
| #186 - boazmaki [+] (3 new replies) | 11/18/2015 on So I found something | +1 |
| | ||
user's friends
badboyscout
beastkenten
civicdoodies
gentlemanbastard
hankhillofthe
I Am Monkey
icangetyoumad
joshlol
kingxddd
legitimately
megpoidgumibear
meierme
mrmojito
murphyslawtesties
peanutbitter
phanact
playfilly
scbyrd
tarabostes
thewulfman
thumbeveryone
totallytitoAnonymous comments allowed.
41 comments displayed.
#33 to #32
-
maybelline (03/16/2015) [-] how do you know maybelline doesnt sell quality 97% purified meth?
#26
-
thumbeveryone (02/01/2015) [-] "Hm, a notification, maybe someone friend requested me"
*a random noise appears out of nowhere "Maybe it's maybelline!"
"What the **** was that?"
*a random noise appears out of nowhere "Maybe it's maybelline!"
"What the **** was that?"
#11 to #10
-
maybelline (07/15/2014) [-] I dont get mentioned as often as you think, only about once a day, so I respond to every mention. And you should have been faster if you wanted this username.
#13 to #12
-
maybelline (07/15/2014) [-] Oh, well I use i'm not really a big commenter. I prefer the lurker style with the once in a while comment. But I guess I could be more active in threads or boards.
#7 to #6
-
maybelline (07/12/2014) [-] Thats the only comment I ever get mentioned in, atleast you get different type of hate comments. Every single ******* day I log on and see that bright shining notification light, as my heart fills with hope for a recognition amongst fellow funnyjunkers i click on the triangle and see that ******* "maybe it's maybelline". I don't know if I can carry on much longer. For if I dont return, tell my big tittied mommy to stop dried cuming ********* .
