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maxreuben

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/08/2011
Last Login:2/25/2015
Location:Alaska
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Total Comments Made:545
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#29 - Reminds me of the skeleton in the last unicorn that just wanted wine. 07/14/2013 on dat ale +1
#9 - I watched the burger king in kenai being built... I watched in… 07/14/2013 on who agrees ? +1
#1 - Picture 07/13/2013 on fun 0
#4 - I saw John Lennon but I am only 20... What now?! He plays … 07/13/2013 on 40 years +1
#29 - I am ok with this... I will kill all the little octoroks until… 07/13/2013 on Win 0
#3 - Wow I think I would actually be able to remember all of them l… 07/13/2013 on Boredom? 0
#1 - Picture 07/13/2013 on Welcome to WalMart 0
#65 - I loved that part! 07/09/2013 on Doctor Who in a nutshell. 0
#166 - **maxreuben rolls 39** 07/08/2013 on Not mine 0
#163 - Wet Willy V for Vendetta Trap Fap Tickle Me Elmo …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on Not mine 0
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#11 - I was not expecting that.... 07/08/2013 on Bitches 0
#17 - Ok... Quiet now little sheepling... Time for your nap...  [+] (8 new replies) 07/06/2013 on True story -41
#107 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
Wowow, take it easy now, might explode someone with those anarchy thoughts of yours
#75 - outerfiend (07/07/2013) [-]
okay you autistic faggot we get it, you have a problem with authority.
#59 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
holy shit just slap a fedora on your ass and call yourself the autistic avenger why don't ya?
User avatar #29 - goobyman (07/07/2013) [-]
you're being a total faggot, shut the fuck up you asshole.
#23 - brotify (07/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #73 - savethepandas (07/07/2013) [-]
Goes well with your name and I haven't seen that pic before. Made me do more then just blow air out of my nose.
#19 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
Calling people sheep and acting the hero, you are basically the internet's autistic hero in account-wielding form. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #21 - christheace (07/07/2013) [-]
This is probably the best line of text i've ever seen an anon post.
#15 - If you can't walk you are not working more than likely...  [+] (10 new replies) 07/06/2013 on True story -38
#16 - rednax (07/06/2013) [-]
Doesn't mean that just because you can walk means you can fight. A 60 year old woman can't be expected to try to stand up to a young man wielding brass knuckles.
User avatar #17 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
Ok... Quiet now little sheepling... Time for your nap...
#107 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
Wowow, take it easy now, might explode someone with those anarchy thoughts of yours
#75 - outerfiend (07/07/2013) [-]
okay you autistic faggot we get it, you have a problem with authority.
#59 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
holy shit just slap a fedora on your ass and call yourself the autistic avenger why don't ya?
User avatar #29 - goobyman (07/07/2013) [-]
you're being a total faggot, shut the fuck up you asshole.
#23 - brotify (07/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #73 - savethepandas (07/07/2013) [-]
Goes well with your name and I haven't seen that pic before. Made me do more then just blow air out of my nose.
#19 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
Calling people sheep and acting the hero, you are basically the internet's autistic hero in account-wielding form. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #21 - christheace (07/07/2013) [-]
This is probably the best line of text i've ever seen an anon post.
#13 - uhhhhhh..... What?  [+] (12 new replies) 07/06/2013 on True story -43
#14 - rednax (07/06/2013) [-]
You have gone beyond the point of being worth talking to and now you're just sharing to share. Nobody cares what YOUR great grandma can do, some people at 60 can't even walk, especially if they're a little chunky.
User avatar #15 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
If you can't walk you are not working more than likely...
#16 - rednax (07/06/2013) [-]
Doesn't mean that just because you can walk means you can fight. A 60 year old woman can't be expected to try to stand up to a young man wielding brass knuckles.
User avatar #17 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
Ok... Quiet now little sheepling... Time for your nap...
#107 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
Wowow, take it easy now, might explode someone with those anarchy thoughts of yours
#75 - outerfiend (07/07/2013) [-]
okay you autistic faggot we get it, you have a problem with authority.
#59 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
holy shit just slap a fedora on your ass and call yourself the autistic avenger why don't ya?
User avatar #29 - goobyman (07/07/2013) [-]
you're being a total faggot, shut the fuck up you asshole.
#23 - brotify (07/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #73 - savethepandas (07/07/2013) [-]
Goes well with your name and I haven't seen that pic before. Made me do more then just blow air out of my nose.
#19 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
Calling people sheep and acting the hero, you are basically the internet's autistic hero in account-wielding form. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #21 - christheace (07/07/2013) [-]
This is probably the best line of text i've ever seen an anon post.
#11 - My great grandma would have beat the **** out of …  [+] (15 new replies) 07/06/2013 on True story -42
#12 - rednax (07/06/2013) [-]
Cool story bro, needs more dragons.
User avatar #13 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
uhhhhhh..... What?
#14 - rednax (07/06/2013) [-]
You have gone beyond the point of being worth talking to and now you're just sharing to share. Nobody cares what YOUR great grandma can do, some people at 60 can't even walk, especially if they're a little chunky.
User avatar #15 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
If you can't walk you are not working more than likely...
#16 - rednax (07/06/2013) [-]
Doesn't mean that just because you can walk means you can fight. A 60 year old woman can't be expected to try to stand up to a young man wielding brass knuckles.
User avatar #17 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
Ok... Quiet now little sheepling... Time for your nap...
#107 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
Wowow, take it easy now, might explode someone with those anarchy thoughts of yours
#75 - outerfiend (07/07/2013) [-]
okay you autistic faggot we get it, you have a problem with authority.
#59 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
holy shit just slap a fedora on your ass and call yourself the autistic avenger why don't ya?
User avatar #29 - goobyman (07/07/2013) [-]
you're being a total faggot, shut the fuck up you asshole.
#23 - brotify (07/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #73 - savethepandas (07/07/2013) [-]
Goes well with your name and I haven't seen that pic before. Made me do more then just blow air out of my nose.
#19 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
Calling people sheep and acting the hero, you are basically the internet's autistic hero in account-wielding form. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #21 - christheace (07/07/2013) [-]
This is probably the best line of text i've ever seen an anon post.
#9 - You aren't helping by saying his own family didn't come to his aid.  [+] (17 new replies) 07/06/2013 on True story -43
#10 - rednax (07/06/2013) [-]
At. 60. Some people can barely even run at 60, much less fight.
User avatar #11 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
My great grandma would have beat the shit out of that guy or died trying... You don't stand by while family gets hit in the face with brass knuckles.
#12 - rednax (07/06/2013) [-]
Cool story bro, needs more dragons.
User avatar #13 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
uhhhhhh..... What?
#14 - rednax (07/06/2013) [-]
You have gone beyond the point of being worth talking to and now you're just sharing to share. Nobody cares what YOUR great grandma can do, some people at 60 can't even walk, especially if they're a little chunky.
User avatar #15 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
If you can't walk you are not working more than likely...
#16 - rednax (07/06/2013) [-]
Doesn't mean that just because you can walk means you can fight. A 60 year old woman can't be expected to try to stand up to a young man wielding brass knuckles.
User avatar #17 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
Ok... Quiet now little sheepling... Time for your nap...
#107 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
Wowow, take it easy now, might explode someone with those anarchy thoughts of yours
#75 - outerfiend (07/07/2013) [-]
okay you autistic faggot we get it, you have a problem with authority.
#59 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
holy shit just slap a fedora on your ass and call yourself the autistic avenger why don't ya?
User avatar #29 - goobyman (07/07/2013) [-]
you're being a total faggot, shut the fuck up you asshole.
#23 - brotify (07/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #73 - savethepandas (07/07/2013) [-]
Goes well with your name and I haven't seen that pic before. Made me do more then just blow air out of my nose.
#19 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
Calling people sheep and acting the hero, you are basically the internet's autistic hero in account-wielding form. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #21 - christheace (07/07/2013) [-]
This is probably the best line of text i've ever seen an anon post.
#4 - Picture 07/06/2013 on Potato -1
#6 - Ok so you are not a sheep but the rest still are.  [+] (19 new replies) 07/06/2013 on True story -44
#8 - pvtdancer (07/06/2013) [-]
That shift had Jeff (manager), his sister (cashier), Drive thru girl, our mexican cook who works in the back, and the packer who was on break... His sister is about 60, the mexican cook didn't know what was happening, the gun was originally pointed on the packer, and the drive thru girl... well... yea lol
User avatar #9 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
You aren't helping by saying his own family didn't come to his aid.
#10 - rednax (07/06/2013) [-]
At. 60. Some people can barely even run at 60, much less fight.
User avatar #11 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
My great grandma would have beat the shit out of that guy or died trying... You don't stand by while family gets hit in the face with brass knuckles.
#12 - rednax (07/06/2013) [-]
Cool story bro, needs more dragons.
User avatar #13 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
uhhhhhh..... What?
#14 - rednax (07/06/2013) [-]
You have gone beyond the point of being worth talking to and now you're just sharing to share. Nobody cares what YOUR great grandma can do, some people at 60 can't even walk, especially if they're a little chunky.
User avatar #15 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
If you can't walk you are not working more than likely...
#16 - rednax (07/06/2013) [-]
Doesn't mean that just because you can walk means you can fight. A 60 year old woman can't be expected to try to stand up to a young man wielding brass knuckles.
User avatar #17 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
Ok... Quiet now little sheepling... Time for your nap...
#107 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
Wowow, take it easy now, might explode someone with those anarchy thoughts of yours
#75 - outerfiend (07/07/2013) [-]
okay you autistic faggot we get it, you have a problem with authority.
#59 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
holy shit just slap a fedora on your ass and call yourself the autistic avenger why don't ya?
User avatar #29 - goobyman (07/07/2013) [-]
you're being a total faggot, shut the fuck up you asshole.
#23 - brotify (07/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #73 - savethepandas (07/07/2013) [-]
Goes well with your name and I haven't seen that pic before. Made me do more then just blow air out of my nose.
#19 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
Calling people sheep and acting the hero, you are basically the internet's autistic hero in account-wielding form. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #21 - christheace (07/07/2013) [-]
This is probably the best line of text i've ever seen an anon post.
#4 - And you just stood there while he beat your manager with brass…  [+] (30 new replies) 07/06/2013 on True story -100
User avatar #51 - codfourmotherfkers (07/07/2013) [-]
Dude, I don't know about you, but sheep are some tough lil fuckers.
User avatar #47 - thelastamerican (07/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, they don't pay me enough to try and stop a guy with a gun. He can have whatever he wants as far as I'm concerned.
#24 - pedestrianjoe (07/07/2013) [-]
Agree.
#20 - LiamNeeson (07/07/2013) [-]
#7 - pvtdancer (07/06/2013) [-]
When they had him sitting in the ambulance is when I was there
#5 - pvtdancer (07/06/2013) [-]
... I wasn't there... This was shown to a few employee's today... I got to work about 30 mins after everything happened, our security camera's have sound on them.
User avatar #113 - stringfingerable (07/07/2013) [-]
Upload the footage
User avatar #100 - royrogersmcfreely (07/07/2013) [-]
Damn son. Well god bless your manager. Hope he is doing okay and hope everyone is doing okay. Never been through that yet and I bet it was scary shit. Fake gun or not
#101 - pvtdancer (07/07/2013) [-]
Yea he got out of the hospital that night, and tried to come back in the next day, but our Area coach gave him a few paid days off
User avatar #102 - royrogersmcfreely (07/07/2013) [-]
Nice! He should for kickin ass.
User avatar #6 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
Ok so you are not a sheep but the rest still are.
#8 - pvtdancer (07/06/2013) [-]
That shift had Jeff (manager), his sister (cashier), Drive thru girl, our mexican cook who works in the back, and the packer who was on break... His sister is about 60, the mexican cook didn't know what was happening, the gun was originally pointed on the packer, and the drive thru girl... well... yea lol
User avatar #9 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
You aren't helping by saying his own family didn't come to his aid.
#10 - rednax (07/06/2013) [-]
At. 60. Some people can barely even run at 60, much less fight.
User avatar #11 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
My great grandma would have beat the shit out of that guy or died trying... You don't stand by while family gets hit in the face with brass knuckles.
#12 - rednax (07/06/2013) [-]
Cool story bro, needs more dragons.
User avatar #13 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
uhhhhhh..... What?
#14 - rednax (07/06/2013) [-]
You have gone beyond the point of being worth talking to and now you're just sharing to share. Nobody cares what YOUR great grandma can do, some people at 60 can't even walk, especially if they're a little chunky.
User avatar #15 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
If you can't walk you are not working more than likely...
#16 - rednax (07/06/2013) [-]
Doesn't mean that just because you can walk means you can fight. A 60 year old woman can't be expected to try to stand up to a young man wielding brass knuckles.
User avatar #17 - maxreuben (07/06/2013) [-]
Ok... Quiet now little sheepling... Time for your nap...
#107 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
Wowow, take it easy now, might explode someone with those anarchy thoughts of yours
#75 - outerfiend (07/07/2013) [-]
okay you autistic faggot we get it, you have a problem with authority.
#59 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
holy shit just slap a fedora on your ass and call yourself the autistic avenger why don't ya?
User avatar #29 - goobyman (07/07/2013) [-]
you're being a total faggot, shut the fuck up you asshole.
#23 - brotify (07/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #73 - savethepandas (07/07/2013) [-]
Goes well with your name and I haven't seen that pic before. Made me do more then just blow air out of my nose.
#19 - anonexplains (07/07/2013) [-]
Calling people sheep and acting the hero, you are basically the internet's autistic hero in account-wielding form. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #21 - christheace (07/07/2013) [-]
This is probably the best line of text i've ever seen an anon post.
#8 - That is the point........... I mean like the entire purpose of…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on Its funny - But true -1
User avatar #9 - theist (07/06/2013) [-]
No I think the point was that guys have to work a lot harder to achieve the same "good look" vibe as girls get. But it's not unfair at all, the guy is buff and the girl isn't.
#8 - Comment deleted 07/06/2013 on No! No! No! No! NO! -1
#6 - I drink the water out of the toilet for health in Fallout 3. 07/06/2013 on "Potato" -1
#24 - That is the way I did it. I like smashing him with the hammer. 07/05/2013 on cool -2
#1 - I know what it is depicting but not who made it if that is wha…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/05/2013 on cool +5
#17 - anonexplains (07/05/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #2 - createdjustnow (07/05/2013) [-]
i finally beat OoT recently, and i loved this temple. But i had no idea how to defeat Dark Link, and since the game was for N64 there was NO way i was going to find the answer on the internet. i ended up pulling out the giants knife and beating the shit out of him. dodge that motherfucker
#11 - bluemagebrilly (07/05/2013) [-]
Don't lock on him with Navi. He cannot jump on your sword if you don't have Navi help you. You'll probably take some hits using this method, but it's more or less how the fight would 'really' go if it happened.
User avatar #52 - createdjustnow (07/06/2013) [-]
He only jumps on the sword if you try to stab him. otherwise he will try to dodge
User avatar #10 - unknownmercury (07/05/2013) [-]
Biggoron's Sword works, but I always liked using the master sword and beating him the old fashioned way.
User avatar #9 - Zen (07/05/2013) [-]
get dins fire with the magic meter upgrade.
#7 - fuckedbyapony (07/05/2013) [-]
Answer is 100% on the internet
#3 - anonexplains (07/05/2013) [-]
use a different weapon, such as the hammer
User avatar #24 - maxreuben (07/05/2013) [-]
That is the way I did it. I like smashing him with the hammer.
#1 - I really don't know what to say so here is my reaction... 07/05/2013 on This isn't my cheerios +3

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What?....
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