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Date Signed Up:1/08/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Alaska
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Comment Ranking:#20106
Highest Content Rank:#10953
Highest Comment Rank:#6194
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
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Total Comments Made:539
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I play World of warcraft and stuff

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#4 - Uhhhh I do that and it doesn't burn at all. What is wrong …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2014 on worst mistake of my life 0
User avatar #6 - inzix (05/24/2014) [-]
it depends what shampoo you're using, i tried with regular shampoo and holy cow it stings and i tried with shampoo without any hostile chemicals and perfume and that didnt hurt
User avatar #7 - maxreuben (05/24/2014) [-]
Guess I must have fancy shampoo or something.
User avatar #9 - snakesniper (05/24/2014) [-]
Maybe, I can't remember the brand I used, but it felt like I was fucking a beehive, I haven't tried again with any again, maybe I'll try again.
#14 - Jigglypuff is still my favorite pokemon and I am a 21 year old boy. 05/24/2014 on When you gotta slap a bitch 0
#8 - That is the point. I doubt very many people want updates o… 05/24/2014 on Went and bought it. 0
#6 - I am talking about your update to us about your purchases.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Went and bought it. 0
User avatar #7 - tarnis (05/24/2014) [-]
Id hardly call it an achievement.
#8 - maxreuben (05/24/2014) [-]
That is the point.
I doubt very many people want updates on your purchase history.
#4 - Sorry we don't give awards for mediocre accomplishments.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Went and bought it. 0
User avatar #5 - tarnis (05/24/2014) [-]
What are you talking about.
#6 - maxreuben (05/24/2014) [-]
I am talking about your update to us about your purchases.
User avatar #7 - tarnis (05/24/2014) [-]
Id hardly call it an achievement.
#8 - maxreuben (05/24/2014) [-]
That is the point.
I doubt very many people want updates on your purchase history.
#15 - Well that was more fun than I was expecting. Shrek is love… 05/24/2014 on The Random Link Game 0
#2 - Picture 05/24/2014 on no homo 0
#3 - I already wanted one. 05/24/2014 on I want a fox now. +1
#4 - Comment deleted 05/24/2014 on This fu*king thing. 0
#1 - That is perfect placement for a funeral ad. 05/24/2014 on awful ad placement +2
#3 - I would love to see a real place that looks like that. … 05/24/2014 on abandoned manor 0
#1 - Not doing very good at "Inside Out" by Eve 6 05/24/2014 on WOAH +1
#45 - From Lomello comes Our Daily Bread with such great hits like: …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Your band in 3 steps! Game +9
#138 - arcticastronaut (05/24/2014) [-]
"Funnyhouse of a Negro"

What?
User avatar #430 - maxreuben (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah I thought it was weird too but it is some sort of play.
I really don't know man.
#3 - Beautiful  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on burning steel wool +2
#6 - capncrunchcapn (05/24/2014) [-]
that picture made me laugh WAAAY more than it should have
#3 - I think that is better than my dad would have done. He knows s… 05/23/2014 on pokemon according to my dad 0
#3 - Comment deleted 05/22/2014 on well at least someone likes... 0
#1 - This is exactly what I needed. My best friend that I have know… 05/22/2014 on title +3
#57 - Guess I better pay more attention next time I watch/read those. 05/22/2014 on Harry Potter in The Hunger... 0
#7 - I have a cat picture! It isn't sad but it is cute! 05/20/2014 on Help 0
#3 - Don't you disrespect Magic the Gathering! 05/20/2014 on Summoning a neckbeard 0
#1 - Well yeah cause I doubt they will let him keep his wand so wha…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Harry Potter in The Hunger... 0
User avatar #2 - warioteam (05/21/2014) [-]
you're forgetting, he can unconsciously do wandless magic when frightened or angered.
i doubt he could kill someone, but it would help him out of there.
Not to mention apparition.
User avatar #3 - sptnfouroneseven (05/21/2014) [-]
Other than the wizard in the tavern, reading about quantum physics and shit, who can do wandless magic?
User avatar #4 - warioteam (05/21/2014) [-]
All of them id assume.
the way i understand it, the core of a wand channels the magic energy, kinda like how the barrel of a gun channels the blast power.
User avatar #5 - sptnfouroneseven (05/21/2014) [-]
So, you're saying they could use wandless magic, maybe, but it'd be more like an explosion if they're not practiced in it? A stupify could blast outward and stun anyone around the caster?
User avatar #6 - warioteam (05/21/2014) [-]
like a gun without a barrel, id guess the magic wouldnt be powered enough to do any real damage.
#16 - rdobet (05/21/2014) [-]
harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Wandless_spell
also for maxreuben and sptnfouroneseven
It's not really any less powerful. It's just a lot harder to do.
User avatar #57 - maxreuben (05/22/2014) [-]
Guess I better pay more attention next time I watch/read those.
User avatar #56 - sptnfouroneseven (05/21/2014) [-]
I had completely forgotten that Snape was trying to counter the curse put on Harry's broomstick by what'shisface in the first movie. Both without wands.
User avatar #17 - warioteam (05/21/2014) [-]
interesting
#232 - You had me at HIV. 05/20/2014 on Who wants HIV? +1
#206 - A lot of these are an emotional thing and really quite sad but… 05/20/2014 on Six-Word Stories 0
#7 - Well if Hitler looked both ways before crossing this wouldn't …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2014 on What would you do? +118
User avatar #31 - amusingusername (05/19/2014) [-]
Are you by any chance saying Hitler did something wrong?
#33 - foreverarone (05/19/2014) [-]
well he did lose the war.
User avatar #34 - amusingusername (05/19/2014) [-]
Not after getting technology from the future with his nazi time machine.
#36 - foreverarone (05/19/2014) [-]
touché
#4 - Yes they are weird... Not us with our hearthstone pillows from… 05/18/2014 on Weird Japan +1
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