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#7 - He made an entire universe for us to live in, and it was all r… 02/27/2014 on but love me ok? +1
#5 - He didn't want it to happen. He knew it would happen, but stil…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2014 on but love me ok? +1
User avatar #6 - tinglyturtletaint (02/27/2014) [-]
IMO god is just a whiny brat who did something and got mad when they didn't tell him how awesome it was. The entire old testament is him trying to make people tell him he's awesome or prove they love him. Even if he does exists, that doesn't mean we have to worship him. Cool, you made the universe. Your a dick though so fuck off, we don't need you anymore."
User avatar #7 - maxataxx (02/27/2014) [-]
He made an entire universe for us to live in, and it was all ruined because of sin. Of course he's not going to be happy.

The Old Testament literally means "The Old Promise." It shows, at least to me, how sin affected the world, and how it kept us from His love. There were only a few people that actually loved Him, and he needed these people to redeem the world.

Also, assuming He exists, it says that if you do not believe in your heart that Jesus died for our sins and repent, then you will not enter the Kingdom of Heaven. I guess that doesn't directly mean that you have to worship Him, but if you really understand his sacrifice, and believe that it happened, I don't know how you wouldn't want to break down in tears over His grace.

These are questions that Bible scholars debate about all the time, so I could be wrong. This is just how I feel on the subjects with what I know of the Bible.

Of course, if that's your opinion on God, I guess there really isn't much I can do about that.
#3 - God did not create Adam and Eve in sin. He created them in His…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2014 on but love me ok? 0
User avatar #4 - tinglyturtletaint (02/27/2014) [-]
Well he obviously wanted that shit to happen. "Hey, I'm going to give you free will and curiosity and then tell you not to eat those fruits but also create a legged snake that will probably try to convince you to eat those fruits." It's like he was such a control freak, he created something with free will so that he couldn't directly control it, tried to control it through other means, then got all pissy when they wouldn't listen.
User avatar #5 - maxataxx (02/27/2014) [-]
He didn't want it to happen. He knew it would happen, but still gave the option to obey. Just think about it; would you really feel loved by someone if they had no other choice? True love is a decision that must be made. And he didn't "get all pissy," whenever they sinned. He had no other option than to send them away. God, being holy, can't be in the presence of sin.

Finally, God didn't create the snake to tempt them to eat the forbidden fruit. That snake was satan, who had sometime while Adam and Eve were in Eden, been thrown down to Earth because he claimed he was better than God. Clearly, he wanted revenge for his eternal damnation, and what better revenge than to ruin what his enemy loves most?
User avatar #6 - tinglyturtletaint (02/27/2014) [-]
IMO god is just a whiny brat who did something and got mad when they didn't tell him how awesome it was. The entire old testament is him trying to make people tell him he's awesome or prove they love him. Even if he does exists, that doesn't mean we have to worship him. Cool, you made the universe. Your a dick though so fuck off, we don't need you anymore."
User avatar #7 - maxataxx (02/27/2014) [-]
He made an entire universe for us to live in, and it was all ruined because of sin. Of course he's not going to be happy.

The Old Testament literally means "The Old Promise." It shows, at least to me, how sin affected the world, and how it kept us from His love. There were only a few people that actually loved Him, and he needed these people to redeem the world.

Also, assuming He exists, it says that if you do not believe in your heart that Jesus died for our sins and repent, then you will not enter the Kingdom of Heaven. I guess that doesn't directly mean that you have to worship Him, but if you really understand his sacrifice, and believe that it happened, I don't know how you wouldn't want to break down in tears over His grace.

These are questions that Bible scholars debate about all the time, so I could be wrong. This is just how I feel on the subjects with what I know of the Bible.

Of course, if that's your opinion on God, I guess there really isn't much I can do about that.
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User avatar #125 - fizzor (02/26/2014) [-]
Because OP stickied his own comment
Unless it's there to provide source or some other kind of information, it's a faggot move to pull.
User avatar #141 - maxataxx (02/26/2014) [-]
Oh, that makes sense. Thanks.
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User avatar #41 - Generation (02/25/2014) [-]
Well that's your opinion
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#4 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
I hope you get aids
User avatar #3 to #2 - maxataxx (07/10/2012) [-]
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