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Consoles Owned: Playstation 3, Nintendo Wii
Video Games Played: Elder Scrolls, LoL, Assassin's Creed, Far Cry, Darksiders
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Interests: Computers, games, internet, Ron Swanson, tv-series,
Date Signed Up:2/29/2012
Last Login:11/29/2014
Location:Denmark
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#50 - En modificering af deadlydongers signaturbillede ;)  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Mortens Aften 0
User avatar #51 - dreaddune (2 hours ago) [-]
det var ham selv der postede den. på en eller anden DJ addy-post..
#48 - Godt gået drenge!  [+] (3 new replies) 11 hours ago on Mortens Aften 0
#49 - dreaddune (10 hours ago) [-]
man kan bare ikk la være med at synge med, når nationalsangen går på!

no hate for the gif plz..
User avatar #50 - mauerman (4 hours ago) [-]
En modificering af deadlydongers signaturbillede ;)
User avatar #51 - dreaddune (2 hours ago) [-]
det var ham selv der postede den. på en eller anden DJ addy-post..
#6 - And it's actually weird, because this was Roman Catholicism, a…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on Mortens Aften 0
User avatar #7 - turdvang (11/27/2014) [-]
i'm from Norway and we don't celebrate this day here but you are right about all of us liking to keep our holidays.
#5 - This was the runner-up Beef formed to a (i think the … 11/27/2014 on Mortens Aften +3
#2 - You don't even know the magic we do with the pig here. Our…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Mortens Aften +13
User avatar #4 - wcpapier (11/27/2014) [-]
that sounds fucking delicious
#5 - mauerman (11/27/2014) [-]
This was the runner-up

Beef formed to a (i think the proper translation is hamburger, we just call it a steak along with ribeyes and t-bones) and onions fried in butter, salt and sugar. Add to that a thick cream sauce, and some potatoes and you're good to go.
#699 - Korrekt ;) Nu fik jeg lyst til at fortælle Amerikane…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... +1
User avatar #890 - astabiebzlulu (11/27/2014) [-]
Gav dig thumb og comment
#650 - Whatchu talkin 'bout? Mortens Aften  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... 0
User avatar #665 - astabiebzlulu (11/27/2014) [-]
Haha ja, men det er ikke det samme som thanksgiving hvis man kan sige detPP
User avatar #699 - mauerman (11/27/2014) [-]
Korrekt ;)

Nu fik jeg lyst til at fortælle Amerikanerne om Mortens aften, så jeg lavede lige den her.
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User avatar #890 - astabiebzlulu (11/27/2014) [-]
Gav dig thumb og comment
#646 - Michael Cera? 11/27/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... +2
#645 - Happy Thanksgiving you glorious 'Muricans 11/27/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... +3
#17 - Den bedste accent ;) vi taler egentlig det nordjyske sprog her…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on mauerman's profile 0
User avatar #18 - tenlefthoofs (11/26/2014) [-]
Jeg er bare rigtig god til at slå over i andre dialekter. Så det er sjældent folk bemærke jeg har boet heroppe hele mit liv(:

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#12 - tenlefthoofs (11/25/2014) [-]
Goddag din dejlige danske
User avatar #13 to #12 - mauerman (11/26/2014) [-]
lige over mester.
Jyde?
User avatar #15 to #14 - mauerman (11/26/2014) [-]
eneste rigtige ;) øst?
User avatar #16 to #15 - tenlefthoofs (11/26/2014) [-]
Ahh nord
User avatar #17 to #16 - mauerman (11/26/2014) [-]
Den bedste accent ;) vi taler egentlig det nordjyske sprog hernede, men med en renere udtale. men det lyder nu bedst med dialekt
User avatar #18 to #17 - tenlefthoofs (11/26/2014) [-]
Jeg er bare rigtig god til at slå over i andre dialekter. Så det er sjældent folk bemærke jeg har boet heroppe hele mit liv(:
#2 - atrocitustheking ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Well, we can't ban people from thinking/believing in Creationism (at least not here in the States), but we can (and should) ban it from public schools. I don't want my tax dollars going to fund such utter backward drivel. Evolution has mountains of evidence and only the willfully ignorant or deluded think otherwise. Brainwashing our kids with this kind of unscientific nonsense will leave us impotent when it comes to raising intelligent minds that will lead us into the future.   
Your opinion might be unpopular, but I totally agree with it.
Well, we can't ban people from thinking/believing in Creationism (at least not here in the States), but we can (and should) ban it from public schools. I don't want my tax dollars going to fund such utter backward drivel. Evolution has mountains of evidence and only the willfully ignorant or deluded think otherwise. Brainwashing our kids with this kind of unscientific nonsense will leave us impotent when it comes to raising intelligent minds that will lead us into the future.
Your opinion might be unpopular, but I totally agree with it.
User avatar #3 to #2 - mauerman (04/11/2014) [-]
Couldn't you have posted this on the content? I feel like a positive comment as yours, may help get it better reception
User avatar #4 to #3 - atrocitustheking ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh alright. I just wanted to tell you personally. I'm with you on this one, man!
User avatar #5 to #4 - mauerman (04/11/2014) [-]
I really appreciate it. I am kind of used to getting shot down because of my opinions, and it's hard.
User avatar #6 to #5 - atrocitustheking ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Which is why I thought I'd say hello. I figure some jerk is going to mention fedoras, which is ******** in my opinion. We can't tell people what to believe, but we can call them idiots. Free speech means we get to be assholes! Which is a good thing, sometimes assholes have a point.
This issue is rather near and dear to my heart, because here in the US, Creationism has tried multiple times to infect public education (and my state even had it in public schools for a while, so embarrassing). I also went to a private school where I had to pretend to agree in Creationism, despite my convictions.
I try hard to remember that not all Christians are close minded fools, but it is sometimes difficult when the biggest impediments to progress are often done in the name of God.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mauerman (04/11/2014) [-]
It's weird to listen to that, coming from Denmark.
Over here, almost the entire native population is what we have come to call "Tradition-Christian" meaning that we get Christened, get Confirmated (some renounce their beliefs and call it a Nonfirmation), usually get married in church, and have a funeral in the church. But almost no one goes to church on sundays. In the general public at least. Many do attend on Christmas Eve. But that's it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - atrocitustheking ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Every country has its problems, ours just happen to be religious nutters. Also gun nuts.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mauerman (04/11/2014) [-]
In terms of not getting shot down I mean.
User avatar #9 to #8 - mauerman (04/11/2014) [-]
Haha, yeah. Could you post the comment? The discussion is starting to get going It's looking good for me!
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