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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:7/21/2014
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Comment Ranking:#650
Highest Content Rank:#2206
Highest Comment Rank:#617
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Level 295 Comments: Post Master → Level 296 Comments: Post Master
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Total Comments Made:1947
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#19 - now when you say "drugs" Im assuming you mean weed a…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Let the hate flow through... 0
User avatar #36 - kamikazikraut (06/04/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #21 - newmanbiggeo (06/04/2014) [-]
he said all drugs
#23 - mattymc (06/04/2014) [-]
no
#7 - no i think thats play-doh 06/04/2014 on Last night on Game of Thornes +2
#7 - Its heavily implied in the books  [+] (5 new replies) 06/04/2014 on I've already read it, it... +27
User avatar #55 - Gandalfthewhite (06/04/2014) [-]
the show confirms what the book implies. This applies to many a things in Game of Thrones
User avatar #84 - namnori (06/04/2014) [-]
True. Geoffrey's killer(s) for example. The books simply suggest a few suspects whereas the show goes "IT WAS LITTLEFINGERRRRR!" - this annoyed me a little because my friends who knew I read the books asked me who killed him after it happened. I told them you never really find out, then obviously a week later I look like a fool.
User avatar #175 - Gandalfthewhite (06/04/2014) [-]
Really? i remember it being fairly clear that it was The Queen of Thorns who did it with Littlefinger
#99 - regardsuncledolan (06/04/2014) [-]
I don't know man, it felt pretty clear to me.
User avatar #102 - namnori (06/04/2014) [-]
I don't remember anyone being direct about it. For me it was more likely to have been either Tywin Because he knew Joffrey would fuck shit up or Melisanre's curse.
#9 - Spoilers (and asshole anons) below  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on cunt +8
User avatar #19 - gowge (06/04/2014) [-]
Thanks mate! saved my ass. Not going to check replies for obvious reasons
User avatar #10 - hudis (06/04/2014) [-]
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until I log out. I shall take no thumbs, hold no favourites, father no subscribers. I shall wear no items and win no coloured text. I shall live and die at my content. I am the keyboard in the darkness. I am the watcher on the frontpage. I am the OP that guards the realms of anons. I pledge my life and honor to the Nightly Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.

Spoiler comments have been deleted, bro.
#20 - "knows nothing" i have no creativity 06/04/2014 on (untitled) +12
#73 - Oh hey schnizel, still fighting the good fight against the west?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Slide it 0
User avatar #74 - schnizel (06/04/2014) [-]
Yep.
#22 - Tell me this, who killed Gaddafi? It wasnt a NATO airstrik…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Slide it 0
User avatar #25 - schnizel (06/03/2014) [-]
Nato bombed Libya.
US provided aid to the vandals.
The UN tried everything they can to moneyblock them.
The angry mob was full of foreign citizens and it was full of alkaida along with the rest of the subgroups it has.
There are over 70 tribes in Libya fighting now as we speak and the Americans have their oil and the demucurucy shit was nothing more than a cover up because Gadafi wanted his own currency that would be the most dominant in the region and he wanted not to crush the petrodollar, but to strenghten his own currency.

MUH FREEDOM

MUH DEMOCRACY

OH NO MY HOUSE IS GONE AND EVERY SINGLE TRIBE IS AT WAR WITH EACHOTHER AGAIN


THANKS AMERICA!
#73 - mattymc (06/03/2014) [-]
Oh hey schnizel, still fighting the good fight against the west?
User avatar #74 - schnizel (06/04/2014) [-]
Yep.
#18 - Why because we did too much or too little? 10 FUCKING YEAR…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Slide it 0
User avatar #20 - TwiztidNinja (06/03/2014) [-]
What were use freeing?
User avatar #21 - TwiztidNinja (06/03/2014) [-]
I mean fuck... thats horrible.
imagine if America invaded a small country like new zealand and did this.
#19 - TwiztidNinja (06/03/2014) [-]
Well more the fact that Libyans had it better than pretty much every American, heck they had it better than we have it in Australia before the shit that happened there.

Not lying when i say this, newly married couples would receive $50,000 to buy their first home as Gadaffi considered a home to be a human right, he also declared he would house every citizen before his own father, which he delivered on... his father died waiting to be housed.
#22 - mattymc (06/03/2014) [-]
Tell me this, who killed Gaddafi?
It wasnt a NATO airstrike
It wasnt Seal Team 6
It wasnt a UN court
It was an angry Mob of his own citizens, if things were so great, why was there a civil war in which the people overthrew their own government and killed their own leader in a fit of rage?
User avatar #25 - schnizel (06/03/2014) [-]
Nato bombed Libya.
US provided aid to the vandals.
The UN tried everything they can to moneyblock them.
The angry mob was full of foreign citizens and it was full of alkaida along with the rest of the subgroups it has.
There are over 70 tribes in Libya fighting now as we speak and the Americans have their oil and the demucurucy shit was nothing more than a cover up because Gadafi wanted his own currency that would be the most dominant in the region and he wanted not to crush the petrodollar, but to strenghten his own currency.

MUH FREEDOM

MUH DEMOCRACY

OH NO MY HOUSE IS GONE AND EVERY SINGLE TRIBE IS AT WAR WITH EACHOTHER AGAIN


THANKS AMERICA!
#73 - mattymc (06/03/2014) [-]
Oh hey schnizel, still fighting the good fight against the west?
User avatar #74 - schnizel (06/04/2014) [-]
Yep.
#35 - Lena Headey's bitchface is perfect. Regina George be damned 06/03/2014 on And in that moment... +4
#59 - It looks like you'll be doing Andy Jackson next but I'm gonna … 06/02/2014 on U.S. President Trivia... 0
#15 - I have a jewish fraternity brother who is also a freemason … 06/02/2014 on Does YOUR Child Want To... 0
#14 - I kinda wnat to read this. i love satire it might as… 06/01/2014 on Does YOUR Child Want To... +1
#8 - danger zone 06/01/2014 on boy plane 0
#9 - we'd be at war, the government (whatever is left) would be mov…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2014 on there is only one way to... 0
User avatar #102 - pizzaweed (06/02/2014) [-]
He only said Washington.



Not a very important state.





Now if he said D.C. Then we'd have to use your plan
User avatar #201 - pizzaweed (06/02/2014) [-]
Well apparently some people from Washington won't be missed by me anymore
#20 - Picture 06/01/2014 on MFW I see food advertised. +2
#16 - dat unibrow 06/01/2014 on Champion 0
#40 - Gloves = Never Straps= only when using dumbells over 100 l… 06/01/2014 on Gloves 0
#67 - There is a furry somewhere, probably on this site that complet… 05/31/2014 on ITS HAPPENING!! 0
#68 - Oh, i only ever heard of him as a cheerleader 05/31/2014 on just how shit is fiddy cent? 0
#119 - As long as he has the common sense to guard against groin shot…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Tumblr Comp Part 1 +1
User avatar #126 - GrimTheRealReaper (05/31/2014) [-]
I was jus throwing 270 out there, but yea, you prove my point.
#46 - Is it just me, or was GW Bush realy good at a lot of stuff tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2014 on just how shit is fiddy cent? +22
#63 - fuckingtrolls (05/31/2014) [-]
Well he was a college baseball player
#68 - mattymc (05/31/2014) [-]
Oh, i only ever heard of him as a cheerleader
#40 - For the night is dark and full of terrors funny how …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Do You Even Praise The Sun? 0
#47 - devout feminist (06/03/2014) [-]
Seeing the woman in red, swells with pride
#53 - I've always wondered, where they born like that or did they ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Lunch-time! 0
#68 - devout feminist (05/31/2014) [-]
mine kindaaa looks like that pic. obviously not that extreme. To answer your query, though, my vag has looked like this for as long as I can remember and it isn't an after-effect of some crazy violent sex.
#49 - I love being that guy... A dozen martial arts medals wont …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Tumblr Comp Part 1 +1
User avatar #71 - lorde (05/31/2014) [-]
#70
#10 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Congratulations! +15
User avatar #57 - thedecodedgamer (05/30/2014) [-]
You ever take down a helicopter....with a knife.


"Ah 50 kills, how 'bout you two."
"I just chose my weapon"
"I just got off... the loading screen"
#77 - motherduck (05/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - archmagestudios (05/30/2014) [-]
dashgamer
#48 - dashgamer (05/30/2014) [-]
Rawr rawr rawr rawr!!!
User avatar #21 - britbong (05/30/2014) [-]
"I can still hear the screams. Promoted... Promoted"
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