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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:3/04/2015
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#51 - Establish commode commode? 01/08/2015 on doge +6
#298 - only shiny i ever caught (red gyrados aside) was a purple drow… 01/07/2015 on Playing pokemon for the... +3
#49 - I've been wondering about thing for years, is there an english… 01/07/2015 on Dere +1
#33 - And you got your head, ALL THE WAY UP IT!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2015 on Katy Perry goes Full... +1
#43 - brandolf (01/07/2015) [-]
Mmmm, yeah... If only...
#45 - Thats how you...oh nevermind then 01/06/2015 on Dealing with ants +11
#14 - Picture 01/06/2015 on Cykabook +1
#2 - tumblr attempts at being clever 01/06/2015 on Who Wears Long Longs? +3
#9 - log in and stand up for yourself f you feel so strongly 01/06/2015 on Naggers +7
#15 - she's like the female equivalent of skinnyfat; not round but z… 01/06/2015 on I wish I was under 15 +3
#30 - I could see this gf posted in the comments of every single FJ … 01/06/2015 on TIps From Sasha +6
#57 - 2.19 in NJ 1.85 where i go to school in VA 01/05/2015 on What the fuck did you just... 0
#13 - "Your honor, my future self never stopped my from raping … 01/04/2015 on wise words +19
#6 - ***** ***** ***** , … 01/04/2015 on DeathFriend +4
#14 - here we go again 01/03/2015 on title 0
#13 - the guy in the back right MIGHT be U.S. Grant 01/03/2015 on Colorized History II 0
#9 - Lost it at golden girls marathon rue mclanahan was bae 01/03/2015 on it's not the info you want 0
#6 - This **** doesnt happen in business classes, I so… 01/03/2015 on Baked 0
#6 - Having done a 5k while hungover, you're better off puking in t… 01/02/2015 on How I imagine everyone this... 0
#15 - never gonna run around and desert you  [+] (13 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Facebook +8
User avatar #18 - vissova (01/02/2015) [-]
Gotta go fast
User avatar #20 - sirowlington (01/02/2015) [-]
Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all (yeah)!
Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all!
#21 - Minnesota (01/02/2015) [-]
Around the wooooorld! Around the world!
#23 - bubbagoowopboo (01/02/2015) [-]
But in the end it doesn't even matter...
#28 - vorarephilia (01/02/2015) [-]
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!
User avatar #29 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2015) [-]
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
#30 - nurples (01/03/2015) [-]
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
#31 - anonexplains (01/03/2015) [-]
We are eternal all this pain is an illusion.
#33 - pacs (01/03/2015) [-]
waka waka this time for africa
User avatar #35 - Sperit (01/03/2015) [-]
And were the game grumps!
User avatar #38 - cormy (01/03/2015) [-]
FOUR
Nothing wrong with me!
ONE
Something's got to get out!
#43 - sharknik (01/03/2015) [-]
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User avatar #44 - courageexplains (01/03/2015) [-]
dolla dolla bill yall
#159 - that is the closest i've gotten to an answer so far, I asked f…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2015 on What are you waiting for? +1
#173 - anonexplains (01/02/2015) [-]
Christ, I'm sorry about that. People can be dicks whether they agree with it or not. You just wanted an answer, you weren't being a dick about it like some people. I'll do my best to answer you. That guy up there saying the special snowflake thing, unfortunately, hes right with the way things have been going recently. Pretty much the tumblr and SJW community have been doing anything they can to try to be seperate and different, they've pulled in minoritys from everywhere, they'll say they're black, trans, gay, native american, and make up their own bullshit. They arn't actually trans, they just want attention. Real trans people don't want to be special snowflakes, all we want is to be normal, and we feel uncomfortable and awkward with the way we are currently. Its like if you have a rock in your shoe. Its not killing you, but walking on it feels painful. At first you can ignore it, but the longer you keep it, the more it hurts until you feel like you can't stand it anymore.
#175 - anonexplains (01/02/2015) [-]
CONT

You know the rock isn't killing you, and you could just keep it there. You don't feel like going through the trouble of taking off your shoe to get it out, but eventually, you just can't stand it anymore. Now take that and imagine if you take off your shoe and shake it out, everyone looks and says "wow, why not just deal with it" "Its rude to take your shoe off inside asshole" "You must be a sissy to not be able to handle a little pebble" eventually, it grinds down on you. Thats why a lot of trans people can be assholes when people get on them for it. But please try to understand, not everyone wants to be a special snowflake or have attention. I'm not miserable with my body, but the longer I stay in it, the more it starts to make me feel like I am. I'm really not worried about my parents hating me for it, I just don't want it to hurt them. I don't want them to feel like they fucked me up or made me like this. I feel very blessed for the friends and fiance I have.
#176 - anonexplains (01/02/2015) [-]
CONT EPISODE 2, RETURN OF THE EXPLANATION

I'm blessed and grateful for the friends and family I have, and especially for my fiance. But everytime I look at myself in the mirror, I feel like a failure, like I'm not looking at someone I like or love. I've worked out, and worked on sculpting myself thinking I just wasn't happy not being muscular or good looking. Now I've got all that, I went to the gym every other day for 3 years and I look great, but I still feel that rock in my shoe, and no matter how much I shift my foot around, it hurts more and more. That little rock is becoming harder and harder to ignore until it starts making me just feel annoyed, and angry at the things around me. I know I'm not miserable, but I don't want to wait until I am to do something about it. I'm just scared I'll hurt my parents by making this choice. I've tried getting therapy to fix my head, I've tried doctors and priests both. But I just want to hurry up and get that pebble out of my shoe.
#177 - anonexplains (01/02/2015) [-]
Anyway, I hope my shitty metaphores and long ass explanation helped you out. I'm thumbing you up as best as I can, and if you want, just reply to this comment sometime tomorrow when everyone has moved on from this 15 times and I'll thumb them all up to make up for people being dicks about you asking a simple question.
#2 - I was expecting some sort of punchline or comedic payoff, dear… 01/02/2015 on Stalker: Shadow of CringeNoble +1
#10 - What the **** is wrong with that country? They ha… 01/02/2015 on rental cars +3
#16 - so you are ok with your body, and your sexuality is saying the…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/02/2015 on What are you waiting for? -11
#70 - anonexplains (01/02/2015) [-]
Because these "trans" people think they are special little snowflakes and must be different to feel happy.
#159 - mattymc (01/02/2015) [-]
that is the closest i've gotten to an answer so far, I asked for an explanation of this person's reasoning and all i got was red tumbs
#173 - anonexplains (01/02/2015) [-]
Christ, I'm sorry about that. People can be dicks whether they agree with it or not. You just wanted an answer, you weren't being a dick about it like some people. I'll do my best to answer you. That guy up there saying the special snowflake thing, unfortunately, hes right with the way things have been going recently. Pretty much the tumblr and SJW community have been doing anything they can to try to be seperate and different, they've pulled in minoritys from everywhere, they'll say they're black, trans, gay, native american, and make up their own bullshit. They arn't actually trans, they just want attention. Real trans people don't want to be special snowflakes, all we want is to be normal, and we feel uncomfortable and awkward with the way we are currently. Its like if you have a rock in your shoe. Its not killing you, but walking on it feels painful. At first you can ignore it, but the longer you keep it, the more it hurts until you feel like you can't stand it anymore.
#175 - anonexplains (01/02/2015) [-]
CONT

You know the rock isn't killing you, and you could just keep it there. You don't feel like going through the trouble of taking off your shoe to get it out, but eventually, you just can't stand it anymore. Now take that and imagine if you take off your shoe and shake it out, everyone looks and says "wow, why not just deal with it" "Its rude to take your shoe off inside asshole" "You must be a sissy to not be able to handle a little pebble" eventually, it grinds down on you. Thats why a lot of trans people can be assholes when people get on them for it. But please try to understand, not everyone wants to be a special snowflake or have attention. I'm not miserable with my body, but the longer I stay in it, the more it starts to make me feel like I am. I'm really not worried about my parents hating me for it, I just don't want it to hurt them. I don't want them to feel like they fucked me up or made me like this. I feel very blessed for the friends and fiance I have.
#176 - anonexplains (01/02/2015) [-]
CONT EPISODE 2, RETURN OF THE EXPLANATION

I'm blessed and grateful for the friends and family I have, and especially for my fiance. But everytime I look at myself in the mirror, I feel like a failure, like I'm not looking at someone I like or love. I've worked out, and worked on sculpting myself thinking I just wasn't happy not being muscular or good looking. Now I've got all that, I went to the gym every other day for 3 years and I look great, but I still feel that rock in my shoe, and no matter how much I shift my foot around, it hurts more and more. That little rock is becoming harder and harder to ignore until it starts making me just feel annoyed, and angry at the things around me. I know I'm not miserable, but I don't want to wait until I am to do something about it. I'm just scared I'll hurt my parents by making this choice. I've tried getting therapy to fix my head, I've tried doctors and priests both. But I just want to hurry up and get that pebble out of my shoe.
#177 - anonexplains (01/02/2015) [-]
Anyway, I hope my shitty metaphores and long ass explanation helped you out. I'm thumbing you up as best as I can, and if you want, just reply to this comment sometime tomorrow when everyone has moved on from this 15 times and I'll thumb them all up to make up for people being dicks about you asking a simple question.
#14 - I'd march on her bloody gate if you know what i mean 01/02/2015 on Bella +1
#7 - Schlitz, aka the ****** beer my parents got in co…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2015 on Cis privilege? 0
User avatar #8 - saltyfries (01/01/2015) [-]
it's back as a craft brew in Wisconsin, in its original recipe, apparently it's really good again now.

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