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#2 - Taylor momsen?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Teens +8
User avatar #21 - romdomcom (08/03/2014) [-]
From The Pretty Reckless. She looks like a panda and gets on my nerves as a person, but damn that girl can sing.
#6 - clevelandfan (08/03/2014) [-]
Lead singer of the pretty reckless. Really good band, plus shes hot as fuck. Also, she played Cindy Lou Who in The Grinch with Jim Carrey when she was a kid.
#189 - mattymc (08/03/2014) [-]
that is way too much eye stuff
User avatar #17 - lebronzejames (08/03/2014) [-]
She was also on gossip girl, but yeah thats irrelevant.
#8 - The way i see it, the more people like this, the less competit…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on Cringing intensifies +37
User avatar #12 - craaabs (08/03/2014) [-]
You just changed my life
#14 - Alex, Ill take " **** that never happened for… 08/02/2014 on Dad what the fuck?! +1
#55 - i couldn't give less of a **** about her music, b… 08/01/2014 on Katy Perry vs. Syndrome 0
#20 - Who has her work harmed? No one (who didnt sign the waiver) …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Story Time with Sasha Grey +11
User avatar #21 - mhden (08/01/2014) [-]
her work has harmed ... my wrists , joking aside
What you say is wrong in the most basic of levels .
While its true that sasha is no hitler , doesnt make her job a good thing .
Its like saying Stealing is good because Killing is bad .That makes no sense .
I wouldnt want my kid to become a porn star , if you want be my guest but most of us
dont , and having someone like her as a roll models isnt cool at all .
Now before you go on and say that she is not teaching them sex or anything ,
they WILL find out about her eventualy , you know she is kind of a big deal in the porn world , you know Sasha the woman that has done it ALL .
#18 - Comparing a porn star to a dictator/genocidal maniac, you must…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Story Time with Sasha Grey +19
User avatar #19 - mhden (08/01/2014) [-]
So was hitler .If you take out the whole genocide thing , hitler loved Dogs, kids and was a vegeterian .You cant just take out one part of peoples lifes and then they automaticaly become good , or a good influence for that matter.
She is a porn start that has had more dicks in her mouth than you have had straws to drink your coffee .
She i not a Good influence , that doesnt make her a bad person but it defently takes away her right to educate in any way the new generation . We have had enough of the disney shit , now porn stars? You serius ?
#20 - mattymc (08/01/2014) [-]
Who has her work harmed? No one (who didnt sign the waiver)
Who was harmed by Hitler's work? Half the fucking planet
By comparing Hitler to Sasha Grey or anyone who does anything remotely against your narrow views but doesnt cause harm to others, you trivialize what he did and demonize those who dont deserve it. She is reading a story, she is not a full-time teacher, and she certainly isn't giving a lecture on how to fit two dicks in one's ass
User avatar #21 - mhden (08/01/2014) [-]
her work has harmed ... my wrists , joking aside
What you say is wrong in the most basic of levels .
While its true that sasha is no hitler , doesnt make her job a good thing .
Its like saying Stealing is good because Killing is bad .That makes no sense .
I wouldnt want my kid to become a porn star , if you want be my guest but most of us
dont , and having someone like her as a roll models isnt cool at all .
Now before you go on and say that she is not teaching them sex or anything ,
they WILL find out about her eventualy , you know she is kind of a big deal in the porn world , you know Sasha the woman that has done it ALL .
#35 - >liberal american politics >homophobic wut? 08/01/2014 on Pussy Destroyer +6
#5 - Its like someone took Tara Reid circa American Pie and gave he… 07/31/2014 on NOT OC. Just wanna see how... +10
#12 - I heard about this anime, i also heard it sucked 07/31/2014 on That's so Kawaii 0
#3 - Same reasoning applies to this guy  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Gonna be rich, bitches 0
#4 - grantyboy (07/31/2014) [-]
Although his name has two T's...
#12 - It's not the blonde in your hair,its the blonde in your heart? 07/31/2014 on blondes +1
#2 - ive bent the knee to the porcelain throne after many a night o… 07/31/2014 on (untitled) +1
#29 - the gun youre thinking of has an 8 round stripper clip, legal …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2014 on /k/ommando's fantasies +2
User avatar #40 - PVTDickStryker (07/31/2014) [-]
It can fire full auto if jury rigged, but it damages the gun, as its not designed to handle that, and who'd want to shot 8 rounds in full auto?
User avatar #45 - charagrin (07/31/2014) [-]
Most semi-autos can be modified to fire full auto though.
User avatar #46 - PVTDickStryker (07/31/2014) [-]
I know. Maybe jury rigged wasn't the best term I could've used. But either way, it puts a greater strain on the rifle, and unless you also extend the magazine, it'll be a rather useless modification.
#51 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/31/2014) [-]
Imagine the recoil in a full auto .30-06....
#14 - Blastoise + Machoke, please sir/ma'am 07/30/2014 on New pokémon fusions 0
#21 - >M1 CARBINE > high-powered pick one  [+] (6 new replies) 07/30/2014 on /k/ommando's fantasies +15
User avatar #27 - liberalgodess (07/31/2014) [-]
I was thinking of the .30-06 M1 Garand... My bad
But whatever, it's still a gun that shoots lots of bullets.
#29 - mattymc (07/31/2014) [-]
the gun youre thinking of has an 8 round stripper clip, legal in ALL 50 states, it is also completely incapable of firing automatic or burst. If you're going to a) campaign against something or b) troll, get your facts straight
User avatar #40 - PVTDickStryker (07/31/2014) [-]
It can fire full auto if jury rigged, but it damages the gun, as its not designed to handle that, and who'd want to shot 8 rounds in full auto?
User avatar #45 - charagrin (07/31/2014) [-]
Most semi-autos can be modified to fire full auto though.
User avatar #46 - PVTDickStryker (07/31/2014) [-]
I know. Maybe jury rigged wasn't the best term I could've used. But either way, it puts a greater strain on the rifle, and unless you also extend the magazine, it'll be a rather useless modification.
#51 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/31/2014) [-]
Imagine the recoil in a full auto .30-06....
#51 - Picture 07/29/2014 on Soulmate +4
#49 - You should avoid absolute statements like that, they make you … 07/27/2014 on how to mentally destroy a... +1
#12 - that sucks, I've met 3  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2014 on how to mentally destroy a... 0
User avatar #51 - timelordeternal (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm allergic to 3's.
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/27/2014) [-]
It's impossible. Drugs lower your intelligence while you're high. It's a side affect.
#49 - mattymc (07/27/2014) [-]
You should avoid absolute statements like that, they make you sound ignorant
#7 - the dude abides  [+] (9 new replies) 07/27/2014 on how to mentally destroy a... -3
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/27/2014) [-]
It's not an opinion, it's a fact. I have never met a person who was more intelligent when they were high compared to when they were sober.
User avatar #134 - privatepumpanickel (07/28/2014) [-]
You havent met many people because you're frightened of social situations and can only pipe up on the internet
When I was debating with you earlier on I was on drugs and you got rekt
#15 - noonelikesdan (07/27/2014) [-]
you haven't met many people then
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/27/2014) [-]
I've met plenty.
#46 - noonelikesdan (07/27/2014) [-]
clearly, that's why you're the biggest idiot here
#12 - mattymc (07/27/2014) [-]
that sucks, I've met 3
User avatar #51 - timelordeternal (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm allergic to 3's.
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/27/2014) [-]
It's impossible. Drugs lower your intelligence while you're high. It's a side affect.
#49 - mattymc (07/27/2014) [-]
You should avoid absolute statements like that, they make you sound ignorant
#4 - depends, are you taylor lautner? 07/27/2014 on Gay rights +14
#2 - Great, now I'm horny AND hungry 07/27/2014 on Erotica for foodies 0
#2 - This is the polar opposite of fedora those guys thin…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on Fedora up my friends 0
#19 - slothmaster (07/27/2014) [-]
Looking for this?
#19 - I killed the boss and got punished for it, will they fix that … 07/26/2014 on But no respawn +27
#3 - Well sub out your magikarp, it's never gonna evolve if that sq… 07/26/2014 on That Fish Is Having A Bad Day +4
#6 - So basically, rule 63 on a Patrick Swayze movie?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on 9 inch Casper +25
User avatar #30 - crampers (07/26/2014) [-]
Rule 63: For any given male character, there is a female version of that character.

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