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|#8 - Please, cops dont even travel through Patterson at night witho… [+] (3 new replies)||12/17/2014 on new jersey mentioned||0|
#20 - boogerlishes (12/17/2014) [-]
tl:dr Paterson is bad but with better leadership, education and community engagement I believe we can change. I hope.
PicRelated, hundreds of patersonians at the vigil for the girl. In front of city hall demanding the politicians come down and talk to them because the room only held about 70 max. My family and I were there.
|#31 - I learned, and it made me less intelligent More pls||12/17/2014 on Tumblr Dictionary Part 1:...||0|
|#217 - 2 Thiefs 2 Chemists SEXY ANIME BREAKING BAD QUEST HERE WE GO||12/17/2014 on im a thief with 2 summoners...||0|
|#17 - The ass was fat||12/17/2014 on Don't blame her||+3|
|#14 - Obligatory||12/17/2014 on Just to be clear||+21|
|#33 - Good for OP, I've become so jaded and angry in the lat few yea…||12/17/2014 on Good guys.||0|
|#29 - To Dan Bilzerian Sincerely, mattymc||12/16/2014 on Having a great personality||+5|
|#23 - Mr Mosby?||12/16/2014 on Dark Elf||+4|
|#27 - Cuz weed didnt have enough slang terms already, cant we just s…||12/15/2014 on New meme have... oh||0|
|#9 - i figured, but since i didnt see it on this one i took it upon…||12/15/2014 on boop||-1|
|#5 - Real instructions for a good handjob 1) USE YOUR MOUTH, if… [+] (17 new replies)||12/15/2014 on boop||+73|
#38 - penileburglar (12/16/2014) [-]
You've had some shitty handjobs then. Or never had one.
When someone at least somewhat knows what they're doing, it's way, way better. You can relax during it, the pace isn't (necessarily) distracted by pleasure, and your body can't anticipate it the same way (it's like trying to tickle yourself.)
And it becomes even more intense if you're into any kind of teasing, edging, denial, bondage, or power-exchange.
#42 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
Why have you been dating a handjob for two years
#44 - penileburglar (12/16/2014) [-]
I... wasn't worried about you.
I was making fun of you, mostly.
Though, I guess I am somehow worried about you (and her) given that you somehow didn't notice that. Though, I guess you and miss shehulk-handjobs might be perfect for each other, given the information I now have about each of you...
#36 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
I find your name appropriate.
|#20 - Well theyre all dead, so isnt it kinda irrelevant?||12/15/2014 on Berlin wall||0|
|#19 - Northeastern US, we're used to it, a day off and back to busin… [+] (5 new replies)||12/15/2014 on Walkin in a winter wonderland||0|
#23 - thecrakasmaker (12/15/2014) [-]
I lived in Maine for 16 years and I fucking hated it. It's cold from September till April. As soon as I was able to leave, I did. Now that I live in Florida, people complain that 40 degrees is cold while I'm in shorts and a t-shirt, thinking that they're just a bunch of pussies for thinking that it's cold.
|#10 - perhaps, but the falcon does have shields and those ties arent…||12/15/2014 on It was the Camera all...||0|
|#18 - Seems like an improvement||12/15/2014 on Get in the fucking robot||0|
|#16 - I perhaps down to the mantle? maybe 20-30 miles deep||12/15/2014 on Customs||0|
|#19 - Commenting so I can see when someone provides an answer||12/15/2014 on New meme have... oh||+1|
|#76 - Could, could we contact child services? that looks like a writ…||12/15/2014 on Being this retarded||+4|
|#18 - Well Bruce Jenner was OJ Simpson's attorney||12/15/2014 on The Struggle||0|
|#69 - Ah 40oz malt liquor, when you wanna get drunk but you only have $3.00||12/15/2014 on neopets||0|
|#13 - My rage has reached its limit with this ****||12/15/2014 on "How Do We Make It About Us...||0|
|#27 - I want to brutally bludgeon whoever invented the word transmis…||12/15/2014 on Fuck tumblr||+1|
|#36 - Picture||12/15/2014 on This is getting ridiculous!||0|
|#25 - yes, its worth it, just know that you arent really supposed to… [+] (1 new reply)||12/15/2014 on Always Sunny||+7|
|#94 - Where? Ive been to a fair number of states and NOT ONE has mad…||12/15/2014 on Finals||0|