x
Click to expand

mattymc

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:3/03/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#10835
Comment Ranking:#1255
Highest Content Rank:#2201
Highest Comment Rank:#599
Content Thumbs: 5295 total,  6043 ,  748
Comment Thumbs: 14830 total,  16303 ,  1473
Content Level Progress: 25% (25/100)
Level 150 Content: Faptastic → Level 151 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 76.7% (767/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:0
Content Views:171396
Times Content Favorited:121 times
Total Comments Made:2722
FJ Points:18290

latest user's comments

#11 - INVALID SOURCE  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Not a party person 0
User avatar #15 - enfantcool (01/28/2015) [-]
Found the source just for you

Beautiful Go-Go Dancer Richelle Quincy K at Sexcon, Chicago 2012
User avatar #16 - enfantcool (01/28/2015) [-]
Name of the song is Disco Shit everybody Knows
Jeff Morena vs NERD
#23 - its like fat Mac from Always Aunny 01/27/2015 on Scissor sword made from... 0
#62 - That just jumped my hunger level from a 7 to a 15 (out of 10) 01/27/2015 on You’ve gone too far, KFC +1
#69 - Yeah, and the ova's Im still with Bennet the Sage, that s… 01/27/2015 on Looking at porn after you... 0
#179 - Maybe cuz white bread tastes better? Its less healthy but my e… 01/27/2015 on For fuck's sake Tumblr 0
#29 - water that color cant smell nice 01/26/2015 on The water mains in a... 0
#42 - I dont remember his name, some dude with a ponytail 01/26/2015 on Looking at porn after you... 0
#17 - End of Evangelion is happening, seriously he fights a monster,…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Looking at porn after you... +1
User avatar #66 - killerliquid (01/27/2015) [-]
Well that last sentence depends

did you watch the series first
#69 - mattymc (01/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, and the ova's
Im still with Bennet the Sage, that show devolved into a pretentious mess more concerned with aesthtics and shock value than with plot quality or meaning
#24 - animesource (01/26/2015) [-]
Boned by who?
#42 - mattymc (01/26/2015) [-]
I dont remember his name, some dude with a ponytail
#10 - Perfectly accurate 01/26/2015 on That’s Exactly How It Feels 0
#26 - This is an aged of unchecked fandoms wallowing in their own ob…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on Conservative bronies +1
#27 - doomeythekink (01/26/2015) [-]
But that's my secret matty, there is no filter. Only zuul.
#5 - Physical size and strength are traditionally masculine qualiti… 01/26/2015 on drunk text from final fantasy. 0
#9 - Are you ******* kidding me?  [+] (13 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Mako +265
User avatar #98 - feelythefeel (01/26/2015) [-]
Mako...
#95 - ironguy has deleted their comment.
#84 - anonexplains (01/26/2015) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #83 - ribocoon (01/26/2015) [-]
Leaves From The Vine (Little Soldier Boy) - Avatar Mako? ;_;
User avatar #75 - raeptiemx (01/26/2015) [-]
Our lord and savior from Sidekicks.
I loved him in Avatar too
#63 - imjared (01/26/2015) [-]
leaves from the vine
#85 - anonasuser (01/26/2015) [-]
falling so slow
#88 - anonexplains (01/26/2015) [-]
like fragile tiny shells
User avatar #48 - vorigan (01/26/2015) [-]
How did they completely skip this guy and just go straight for the character in Korra?
#19 - thesecretbear (01/26/2015) [-]
That Mako is best Mako. Rest in Peace
#30 - wolfwithglasses (01/26/2015) [-]
.. i wanna cry too..
#26 - dudesname (01/26/2015) [-]
his part in "tales of ba sing se" demolished me. that poor, loving, noble man
#24 - anonexplains (01/26/2015) [-]
i know im not but some times it feels like it.
#3 - thats gotta smell terrible...and when it melts, ugh  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2015 on The water mains in a... 0
#24 - anonexplains (01/26/2015) [-]
Smell bad? It's a water main not a sewer
#29 - mattymc (01/26/2015) [-]
water that color cant smell nice
User avatar #5 - thegreenrecon (01/26/2015) [-]
its russia, that shit aint melting any time soon
#32 - Hotbox that **** and re-live the magic schoolbus...live 01/26/2015 on *DOWANT* 0
#24 - If a girl like that exists and im not directly related her, I'… 01/24/2015 on Just a little bit 0
#52 - ha hah ahaha hahahahahaHAHAHA 01/24/2015 on Dragon Fuckers League +15
#19 - Those look like 45's and for a guy that size 315 shouldnt be i…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #26 - Churchandtex (01/24/2015) [-]
Hell, the most I ever squatted was 300 so benching it is really impressive to me.
#38 - You severely underestimate the effectiveness and deadliness of…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on Thanks Obama 0
User avatar #47 - lotengo (01/24/2015) [-]
We're going Korra, and a lot can bend lightning.
We also got a few that can fly, so there's that.
#27 - Then I imagine it would literally rain blood and guts, dragon…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Thanks Obama 0
User avatar #28 - lotengo (01/23/2015) [-]

Lets make it a avatar world vs our world (or just USA)

The avatar world sends out a team of skybisons with one airbender controlling them, 1 or 2 firebender and an earth bender.
A couple of dozen to a couple of dozen city's.

They are hard to spot on radar. So they probably able to reach the city's.
The earthbender uses his bending to rip off the glass walls of buildings high in the sky and the firebenders set the towers on fire. It will only take a few seconds and then move on to the next one.
Skybisons are to agile for fighterplanes, and choppers can be taken out by lightning.


#38 - mattymc (01/23/2015) [-]
You severely underestimate the effectiveness and deadliness of modern technology. yeah they get away with initial attacks until the element of surprise is lost and they start getting shot down by a combination of armed citizens, police, military rapid responce units. Shoulder launch sams move too fast for a sky bison to dodge, especially since they usually have proximity fuses. If we're going by Aangs time maybe one firebender in 10,000 could use lightning, no commander sends their best units on suicide missions during the opening phase of a war.
Its all about the amount of fire power the real world can bring to bear and if it were unleashed wholesale, the Avatar themselves probably couldnt stand up to a nuclear explosion (since atoms kinda transcend spirit, and elements)
User avatar #47 - lotengo (01/24/2015) [-]
We're going Korra, and a lot can bend lightning.
We also got a few that can fly, so there's that.
#9 - Picture 01/23/2015 on (untitled) 0
#3 - This will be in my nightmares 01/23/2015 on It's him 0
#10 - here's why 01/23/2015 on Optimism +1
#7 - Realistically, id give them like a day before the gave up and …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Thanks Obama 0
User avatar #13 - lotengo (01/23/2015) [-]
But what if they sneak attack using multiple teams with dragons and sky-bisons from their secret breeding program?

Just set a few benders, including a combustion bender on every bison. And then send them off to various city's in the country, fucking shit up from above.
#27 - mattymc (01/23/2015) [-]
Then I imagine it would literally rain blood and guts, dragons (in the Avatar universe) are fire elementals, they probably have one hell of a heat sig and the bison are bigger than the average helo easy targets. Cumbustion man died after getting a concussion and trying to use his powers, how would he be able to defend himself from taking a 7.62 in the same place from someone he couldnt even see?
Im all for fantasy crossover wars, but lets make this a challenge lol
User avatar #28 - lotengo (01/23/2015) [-]

Lets make it a avatar world vs our world (or just USA)

The avatar world sends out a team of skybisons with one airbender controlling them, 1 or 2 firebender and an earth bender.
A couple of dozen to a couple of dozen city's.

They are hard to spot on radar. So they probably able to reach the city's.
The earthbender uses his bending to rip off the glass walls of buildings high in the sky and the firebenders set the towers on fire. It will only take a few seconds and then move on to the next one.
Skybisons are to agile for fighterplanes, and choppers can be taken out by lightning.


#38 - mattymc (01/23/2015) [-]
You severely underestimate the effectiveness and deadliness of modern technology. yeah they get away with initial attacks until the element of surprise is lost and they start getting shot down by a combination of armed citizens, police, military rapid responce units. Shoulder launch sams move too fast for a sky bison to dodge, especially since they usually have proximity fuses. If we're going by Aangs time maybe one firebender in 10,000 could use lightning, no commander sends their best units on suicide missions during the opening phase of a war.
Its all about the amount of fire power the real world can bring to bear and if it were unleashed wholesale, the Avatar themselves probably couldnt stand up to a nuclear explosion (since atoms kinda transcend spirit, and elements)
User avatar #47 - lotengo (01/24/2015) [-]
We're going Korra, and a lot can bend lightning.
We also got a few that can fly, so there's that.
#14 - ">REQUEST ORDERS >REQUEST ORDERS >REQUES… 01/23/2015 on dem games tho +4
#23 - FLUFF!!! SPOON HUGE DOLLOPS OF FLUFF ONTO A BOWL OF POPCORN! 01/23/2015 on Popcorn 0

items

Total unique items point value: 550 / Total items point value: 650
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
 Friends (0)