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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:9/21/2014
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#29 - ...Or drunk 07/16/2014 on drink water +1
#165 - Sweden has a smaller population and GDP than New Jersey 07/16/2014 on Agreed 0
#21 - young bitch sits on pussy 07/15/2014 on T Bagging a cat 0
#6 - very related  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Take my money! +7
#32 - 4chan refugee (07/15/2014) [-]
Watched that movie for the first time last nigh.

Brought to you buy cool stories incorporated.
#13 - i'll have whatever your smoking 07/15/2014 on (untitled) +1
#9 - i cheered when she got called a female amusement-system, she m…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Bridesmaids 0
User avatar #16 - delphine (07/15/2014) [-]
Hehe.... female amusement-system.
#9 - 2.5 light years? That's not even a parsec, the nearest star be…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on andomeda iz big +1
#11 - jakatackka (07/14/2014) [-]
He meant 2.5 million lightyears, as was stated in the original post.
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on THE BOULDER +45
User avatar #21 - formidableguy (07/14/2014) [-]
Great Film
#25 - The eyes...THE...intense bodyloveING...EYES I have seen t… 07/14/2014 on Teddy +2
#34 - Women 07/14/2014 on row of hangers +1
#16 - she legal yet?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Virgin Cage 0
#24 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/13/2014) [-]
15, so you decide.
#30 - akikislam (07/13/2014) [-]
16* (October 8, 1997)

looks like she's damn 24 though
User avatar #31 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/13/2014) [-]
close enough
#32 - akikislam (07/13/2014) [-]
not in my country
User avatar #23 - killerliquid (07/13/2014) [-]
In Europe
#9 - It's always about the looks, unless its about the money 07/13/2014 on pretty much 0
#6 - no this really happened 07/13/2014 on how to "touch the down" as... +100
#20 - not sure what i just saw but dear god it was glorious 07/13/2014 on Iron Pill Chronicles: 5;... +1
#8 - Its not long enough that's what she said …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on More than meets the eye +2
#45 - annoymoos (07/13/2014) [-]
I am 6'3", 210 lbs 191cm 95 kg for you cheeky cunts that wana spilt hairs
2/10 would die of claustraphobia
#33 - Im not a psychologist, but i think the definition of autism, a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on PETA always makes the best... +1
#44 - nimithecat (07/13/2014) [-]
To be honest, autism is not so bad. It's just people who didn't come with the social compatibility package, so they have a hard time speaking with standard versions of humans. Yet the lack of social skills actually helps promote productivity and obsession with their primary objective.

I myself have autism, and used to suck at speaking with people. Then with a little bit of counseling, I've been doing just well enough to have a balanced relationship with an autistic girlfriend that likes what I like, and lets us both have our breathing space.

So far I've been rising pretty quick on the animation and 3D chart, and even getting into some game development experience.

Autism doesn't really stop you from doing much since we're already in an internet-dominated society. Cultural memes are loud and clear for everyone to follow, everyone online is antisocial and bitter(a common trait of autism), and a direct sense of grouping since people join online social clubs without having to worry about eyecontact or social customs.

The internet is pretty much the perfect place for autists and neurotypicals to socialize in, and the crap that we see about autists is merely the loud minority of them who haven't gone through enough social adaptation to understand where the limit is for their emotions or possible egoes.


Autism in my opinion shouldn't even be considered a disability. It's more of a combination of personality traits that stem from the person not having the intuition for empathizing with other neurotypicals. When autists group together, it tends to make for a friendlier people since they often understand eachother's social shortcomings and pay no attention to unnecessary social norms if they don't directly affect the communication barrier.

Source- an actual autistic user watching the community
#16 - still trying to get the "supersonic" part of Rap God  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2014 on C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! 0
User avatar #34 - tanisrapedmygoat (07/12/2014) [-]
Rap God isn't that hard to learn. Its just looking up lyrics. Not as impressive as everyone thinks.

Just practice it a few times and I'm sure you'll get it. Plus its actually recorded in two segments. When he says "I'm devastating..." its a recorded seperately.
#17 - 4chan refugee (07/12/2014) [-]
Not that hard since he repeats words and uses prhases like "sumo luma doma loma you assuming i'm a human"

or something like that, they sound the same, therefore it sounds fast
Sauce, i'm technicly a rapper
#27 - More than anyone else, the Kaiser WANTED a war, he had chance …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2014 on That too in a single night.. -5
User avatar #39 - Flammenwerfer (07/11/2014) [-]
And just who else were the Allies gonna get reparations from? Italy switched sides, the Ottoman Empire dissolved, the Austria-Hungarian Empire ceased to exist... so really the only surviving power with any sort of a functioning economy was Germany. Therefore they placed all blame on Germany and ordered reparations among other things. Yes, the Kaiser did want the war, as did fucking everyone. That's the bitch about alliance agreements.
#75 - deckbox (07/11/2014) [-]
IT is like Franz Ferdinand, he was in effect a scapegoat for a world conflict that was months away from becoming a thing anyway.
#36 - 4chan refugee (07/11/2014) [-]
your knowledge on this matter is limited to that of a high schoolers. for the love of intelligence, please seek more information than that which is forced upon you, lest you retain this Cro-Magnon level intellect.
User avatar #28 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
Damn black people are blaming Zimmerman for everything!
I'm kidding.
But seriously, if they hadn't done anything they would have lost a valuable ally and people would think they're a bunch of assholes for not helping an ally. Either way they looked like assholes.
#16 - They may not have started it, but they escalated a regional co…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/11/2014 on That too in a single night.. +1
User avatar #19 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
No, all the alliances did. France was just as responsible as Germany.
#27 - mattymc (07/11/2014) [-]
More than anyone else, the Kaiser WANTED a war, he had chance after chance to de-escalate the conflict and he didnt. His assault on neutral belgium dragged the UK into the war and unrestricted submarine warfare as well as the Zimmermann plot eventually brought the US in. Shall i go on?
User avatar #39 - Flammenwerfer (07/11/2014) [-]
And just who else were the Allies gonna get reparations from? Italy switched sides, the Ottoman Empire dissolved, the Austria-Hungarian Empire ceased to exist... so really the only surviving power with any sort of a functioning economy was Germany. Therefore they placed all blame on Germany and ordered reparations among other things. Yes, the Kaiser did want the war, as did fucking everyone. That's the bitch about alliance agreements.
#75 - deckbox (07/11/2014) [-]
IT is like Franz Ferdinand, he was in effect a scapegoat for a world conflict that was months away from becoming a thing anyway.
#36 - 4chan refugee (07/11/2014) [-]
your knowledge on this matter is limited to that of a high schoolers. for the love of intelligence, please seek more information than that which is forced upon you, lest you retain this Cro-Magnon level intellect.
User avatar #28 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
Damn black people are blaming Zimmerman for everything!
I'm kidding.
But seriously, if they hadn't done anything they would have lost a valuable ally and people would think they're a bunch of assholes for not helping an ally. Either way they looked like assholes.
#30 - Nice airsoft guns 07/11/2014 on /a meets /k 0
#5 - whoever started this trap thing should be shot  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Effect of Tylosaurus +31
User avatar #67 - alexandrz (07/10/2014) [-]
Cumshot.
Lol sxe joek.
#5 - Hakeem, you dumb ****  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on Watch the back-blast you idiot +83
User avatar #62 - dlman (07/10/2014) [-]
I bet he was even aiming at Israel...
#12 - only on the internet 07/09/2014 on NN 0
#2 - What goes through the mind of a person who participates in tha… 07/08/2014 on Dragracing in America 0
#15 - but why stop there? 07/08/2014 on Relationships 0
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