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#53 - it represents the most delicious oreo configuration no o… 01/01/2015 on Why make things simple? 0
#29 - i dont want to dilute the toothpaste and i always figured dry … 01/01/2015 on Milk in the bowl 0
#74 - I guess im blessed or lucky then, none of my blodd relatives, … 01/01/2015 on truth 0
#87 - your own sick fantasies bucko 01/01/2015 on No, That's just ignorant. 0
#86 - the entire concept of pageants for girls under the legal age i…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2015 on No, That's just ignorant. +14
User avatar #134 - danniegurl (01/01/2015) [-]
There are ones for older girls, like teenagers.
#4 - Picture 12/31/2014 on Chemical Reaction +2
#9 - Well, what do you expect, its Canadian they really have …  [+] (11 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Braceface -3
#66 - anonymous (01/01/2015) [-]
A Canadian made the two highest grossing films of all time.
#70 - mattymc (01/01/2015) [-]
I said TV SERIES, learn to read
#38 - davidbowiesensei (01/01/2015) [-]
Ed, Edd, n Eddy was a Canadian-made cartoon series.
User avatar #39 - courageexplains (01/01/2015) [-]
greatest theme song of all time
User avatar #17 - BmanX (12/31/2014) [-]
Maybe Canadians are the only ones that like Canadian shows, because I loved a lot of them when I was a kid.
User avatar #12 - warioteam (12/31/2014) [-]
johnny test is proof enough that canada should fester a couple more decades before trying again
#65 - anonymous (01/01/2015) [-]
How about all the shit shows the US produces? Reality tv is your guy's fault, don't forget.
#13 - shadowvision (12/31/2014) [-]
Martin Mystery was decent.
User avatar #25 - donbionicle (12/31/2014) [-]
While I do agree with that, it turns out the comic it's based on is Italian, all the real 'work' of it(development, writing, animation) was done in Japan, some of the producers were from France and besides some more producing in Quebec, the only thing actually done in Canada for it was the English voice work in Toronto.
I loved that show, but...yeah. Not 100% Canadian bacon by a long shot.
#64 - anonymous (01/01/2015) [-]
No big movie or tv show is 100% done by the people of the country it's done in. The two highest grossing movies of all time were made by a Canadian, the same Canadian in fact.
#11 - DemonMatt (12/31/2014) [-]
#13 - they are better when you warm them up and they get a little soft 12/31/2014 on I won't let this channel die. +1
#22 - Letting someone else pilot the chopper in battlefield  [+] (11 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Easy... easy... Fuck it! +82
User avatar #49 - ninonybox (12/31/2014) [-]
#35 - csondi (12/31/2014) [-]
when they tell you to be pilot in arma
#41 - bigbrostrider (12/31/2014) [-]
when they ask you to be pilot in Planetside 2
#48 - anonymous (12/31/2014) [-]
That pistol didn't even move his slide or hammer
#36 - kinginthenorth (12/31/2014) [-]
It's not that hard.
First time they asked me to pilot a heli was in the DayZ mod, where helis are extremely rare (atleast on the normal version).
I took a peak at the controls and then wrangled it into flying right. 2 minutes later and i was flying straight.

Did the same for learning how to fly a plane. Just kinda learned the controls while taking off under fire.
#42 - stepank (12/31/2014) [-]
but when you need to pilot in arma, (e.g. arma 3) what you wanna do is fly very low and land very fast so that youre in minimal danger
User avatar #43 - kinginthenorth (12/31/2014) [-]
Then i'll fly low and figure it out at that point.
You wouldn't believe how scared my mates were when i was flying around and i said "What's the control for that again?"
#44 - stepank (12/31/2014) [-]
same here it was so much fun when i learned to fly in DayZ ... but then flying the plane which i tried only twice in dayz was first time explosion before we even took off because i bumped into one of those piles of rubble on the runway, and the next time we actually landed at NWE but exploded because of the runway lights at the end of the runway ... those lights also once broke both of my wheels on my SUV ... im glad their collision got removed in ArmA 3
#46 - kinginthenorth (12/31/2014) [-]
I'm proud to say that i've never crashed a heli or plane!

When we were scouting the NW airfield, we saw 2 planes and decided to take them. Unfortunatly, NW is a busy area. So by the time i got into the plane, i was getting shot at.
The only question i needed was "How the fuck do i throttle up?" and then i figured it out as i was speeding up.

I even ran over someone who wanted to shoot me from the front. Had my left over buddies (we were a group of 4 and the planes only fit 1) loot him while i flew off.
Overall, another succesful day in DayZ
#45 - stepank (12/31/2014) [-]
except better hit detection and damage calculation dayz mod is still a lot better than SA... i played SA for 60 hrs and im done...
#29 - anonymous (12/31/2014) [-]
I see we've played together. God, I'm a shitty pilot.
#12 - unctious woman urges? 12/30/2014 on u srs m8 +5
#2 - Picture 12/29/2014 on I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT 0
#2 - That title tripped my brain up 12/29/2014 on Not thought through 0
#2 - That's deep bruh 12/29/2014 on (untitled) +57
#15 - At least beta #1 had some modicum of integrity You dont st… 12/29/2014 on Kekeke 0
#6 - He was a ****** ingrate, good riddance 12/28/2014 on How the times change -4
#6 - That 3rd duck is fast as **** 12/28/2014 on Water slide. +1
#10 - Picture 12/28/2014 on Small gif comp 0
#24 - The car mattress, it has potential unless you're over 6ft tall…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Nifty Inventions +3
User avatar #103 - dudeyouisnasty (12/28/2014) [-]
Thats why I own a conversion van. Shits got a queen size in back.
User avatar #42 - batmanbeyonddgrave (12/28/2014) [-]
The car mattress, has some problems, price point is one of them, and if you lie horizontally (the diagonal of the pad) is still only 161cm, or 5'3" which is still wayyyyy to small for a lot of people... cool concept, but in the case of sedans, if you can sleep with your head in the trunk, lay down the seats, and stretch you feet out, you're gonna get significantly better sleep then trying to curl up in any seat (experience from many-a poor man's road trip in a 2004 nissan sentra)
User avatar #29 - joeyliquid (12/28/2014) [-]
I'm 6'3, but I'm sure I could curl up. Just need a pillow or two.
#9 - you would have a point if the majority of those people act… 12/28/2014 on So... +1
#13 - clealy the architect was creating an homage to the Master 12/28/2014 on crazy stairs +1
#194 - 3 Came to mind 1) My ex, we were together for almost 3 yea… 12/28/2014 on What's her name 0
#73 - says the anon 12/28/2014 on do you even lift 0
#9 - as long as shes not on her period its not a big deal, plus the… 12/27/2014 on Admin does his thing +1
#12 - damn right  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2014 on it's hip to be square +11
#19 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
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#16 - fuckinfuckinfuck (12/27/2014) [-]
As soon as I read the title, I knew someone had to make the connection.
#15 - to be fair that might only be like 65lbs we had those gre…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2014 on do you even lift 0
#71 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
Throw sixty five pounds in the air then crouch down n catch it mid air one handed....Oh wait you cant you live in a basement lmao
#73 - mattymc (12/28/2014) [-]
says the anon
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