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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:10/22/2014
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#11 - Recipe? Please? salivating like a ************ 09/30/2014 on Tuna purse cookies 0
#6 - storms? rain? earthquake?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on Reason I shouldn't become... 0
#7 - cedriceent (09/28/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, forgot about those things
#4 - also ignoring how unsafe that tunnel into the water is  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Reason I shouldn't become... +16
#5 - cedriceent (09/28/2014) [-]
Well, as long as there is no high tide, it should be fine, no?
#6 - mattymc (09/28/2014) [-]
storms? rain? earthquake?
#7 - cedriceent (09/28/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, forgot about those things
#5 - the last one, so itchy, why so itchy 09/28/2014 on Nature does some cool shit +1
#23 - those latina ones are upgrades, 09/28/2014 on Disney Race Swap 0
#65 - We could launch hundreds of missiles and firebomb everything f… 09/25/2014 on ..that might work. +1
#104 - i was making a joke about your username, nevermind  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Hard choices 0
User avatar #105 - richardastley (09/25/2014) [-]
lol Fuck I missed that...
#94 - ahh, but would you move heaven and earth to be together foreve…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Hard choices 0
User avatar #96 - richardastley (09/25/2014) [-]
How the fuck do you do that?
#104 - mattymc (09/25/2014) [-]
i was making a joke about your username, nevermind
User avatar #105 - richardastley (09/25/2014) [-]
lol Fuck I missed that...
User avatar #99 - oneknightstand (09/25/2014) [-]
A lever long enough and a place on which to stand and you can move anything, according to Archimedes.
#91 - Why did women stop wearing those? For real, that is sooo much …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Hard choices 0
User avatar #93 - richardastley (09/25/2014) [-]
It's the illusion of wide hips vs narrow hips.
#94 - mattymc (09/25/2014) [-]
ahh, but would you move heaven and earth to be together forever with her tho?
i think i would
User avatar #96 - richardastley (09/25/2014) [-]
How the fuck do you do that?
#104 - mattymc (09/25/2014) [-]
i was making a joke about your username, nevermind
User avatar #105 - richardastley (09/25/2014) [-]
lol Fuck I missed that...
User avatar #99 - oneknightstand (09/25/2014) [-]
A lever long enough and a place on which to stand and you can move anything, according to Archimedes.
#35 - How far north? Im from the NYC area and everyone still calls it soda  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Pine 0
#36 - CallMeCrisco has deleted their comment.
#12 - funny, alot of places i go call the normal one a "cake co…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Pine 0
User avatar #20 - CallMeCrisco (09/24/2014) [-]
If I'm not mistaken it's the New England terminology for sprinkles. Kinda like how up north you'll hear pop and down south you'll hear soda.
#35 - mattymc (09/25/2014) [-]
How far north? Im from the NYC area and everyone still calls it soda
#36 - CallMeCrisco has deleted their comment.
#51 - fine with me as long as it stays that way, if i met one in rea…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on Needs more #rekt 0
#157 - pitifulsoul (09/25/2014) [-]
Always bring a megaphone to a shouting match
#87 - How many fatalities before it was outlawed? 09/24/2014 on horrifying shit 0
#106 - hmm...clever 09/24/2014 on This.. actually makes sense... 0
#84 - you mean Pan?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on This.. actually makes sense... 0
User avatar #88 - kilotech (09/24/2014) [-]
Pan is Greek, Faunus is Roman master race, pleb
#82 - Of course the spokesperson's name is Lucien, thats like the he…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2014 on This.. actually makes sense... 0
User avatar #93 - bounod (09/24/2014) [-]
Maybe his first name used to be Christian
#106 - mattymc (09/24/2014) [-]
hmm...clever
User avatar #83 - viviannjames (09/24/2014) [-]
**viviannjames rolls 693** hail vlad
#20 - another thing that annoys me about people like that, earthquak… 09/24/2014 on (untitled) 0
#49 - I have watched this upwards of 12 times and still am not sure …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on horrifying shit +2
#70 - atomicjojo (09/24/2014) [-]
This is the difference between Americans and Europeans. It's a set track, they can see where he is supposed to be driving. Americans, who are so sue happy, cry about fences and safety personnel to death, where Europeans, just don't get in the way. This is "Group B" Rally Racing from the 80's, if i remember right. It had very little rules, with no rules for Aero, Engines up to 2.0 liters could be forced induction, while naturally aspirated engines could not exceed 3.0 liters. Very little safety regulations at all. High speed was the focus. Its since been outlawed after only a few short seasons. It was a big thrill for bystanders to get out of the way just in time, or try to grab the car as it went by. One racer reported fining a severed finger in his mirror after a race, even. But people saw the risk and injury as a battle scar, to each his own, nobody forced them to stand there.
#87 - mattymc (09/24/2014) [-]
How many fatalities before it was outlawed?
#23 - Next level: all white packaging with times new roman labels in… 09/23/2014 on Minimalistic Minimalism +1
#32 - well they aren't truly bipedal and they swing from branches and stuff 09/23/2014 on Weird animal comp 0
#24 - an appropriate reaction image would probably help  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Cringe +2
User avatar #25 - mrrandomness (09/22/2014) [-]
yea, i thought about it but I'm lazy and i didnt think i needed to clarify i was joking haha.

oh well
User avatar #69 - raynagrimm (09/22/2014) [-]
/s before and after for sarcasm/satire font. we realy need one of them
#26 - bommeraang (09/22/2014) [-]
Poe's law bro
#22 - i want to give you the benefit of the doubt, but i need to kno…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Cringe +1
User avatar #23 - mrrandomness (09/22/2014) [-]
fuuuckk.... I thought people would realize im joking.
#24 - mattymc (09/22/2014) [-]
an appropriate reaction image would probably help
User avatar #25 - mrrandomness (09/22/2014) [-]
yea, i thought about it but I'm lazy and i didnt think i needed to clarify i was joking haha.

oh well
User avatar #69 - raynagrimm (09/22/2014) [-]
/s before and after for sarcasm/satire font. we realy need one of them
#26 - bommeraang (09/22/2014) [-]
Poe's law bro
#5 - dammit, ******* arrow keys 09/22/2014 on Japanese VS The Ring 0
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Japanese VS The Ring 0
User avatar #4 - europe (09/22/2014) [-]
Wrong content?
#5 - mattymc (09/22/2014) [-]
dammit, fucking arrow keys
#20 - have you tried a dehumidifier?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #21 - jackmanagan (09/22/2014) [-]
not humid tho

thats why its freaky
other stuff will be dry

but things i use more often seem to be "targets"
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/22/2014) [-]
it probably is humid and you just cant feel it
User avatar #32 - jackmanagan (09/22/2014) [-]
i live in ND its never humid
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