x
Click to expand

mattymc

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:7/05/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#788
Highest Content Rank:#2201
Highest Comment Rank:#599
Content Thumbs: 5295 total,  6043 ,  748
Comment Thumbs: 18968 total,  20728 ,  1760
Content Level Progress: 25% (25/100)
Level 150 Content: Faptastic → Level 151 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 66.1% (661/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:0
Content Views:171704
Times Content Favorited:121 times
Total Comments Made:3412
FJ Points:21184

latest user's comments

#12 - maybe if you squint really hartd while drunk, but seth dont g…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on The Amanda Show 0
User avatar #13 - mirukawa (06/24/2015) [-]
it's a common joke lel
and if you google images her name there's a bunch
#9 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/24/2015 on The Amanda Show 0
#11 - mirukawa (06/24/2015) [-]
#10 - mirukawa (06/24/2015) [-]
#12 - mattymc (06/24/2015) [-]
maybe if you squint really hartd while drunk, but seth dont got those tits or that ass, cudos on finding an sfw one of her tho
User avatar #13 - mirukawa (06/24/2015) [-]
it's a common joke lel
and if you google images her name there's a bunch
#7 - Thank you for ruining one of my favorite pornstars...jerk  [+] (6 new replies) 06/24/2015 on The Amanda Show 0
User avatar #8 - mirukawa (06/24/2015) [-]
You mean Seth MacFarlane?
#9 - mattymc (06/24/2015) [-]
#11 - mirukawa (06/24/2015) [-]
#10 - mirukawa (06/24/2015) [-]
#12 - mattymc (06/24/2015) [-]
maybe if you squint really hartd while drunk, but seth dont got those tits or that ass, cudos on finding an sfw one of her tho
User avatar #13 - mirukawa (06/24/2015) [-]
it's a common joke lel
and if you google images her name there's a bunch
#33 - Im gonna give you just one chance to check yourself before I r…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2015 on Girl Gamers +4
#150 - John Cena (06/23/2015) [-]
he's saying t doesn't take a degree to figure out a demo=/=gender
#42 - I miss 2011 Had gf, started college, didnt have to w… 06/23/2015 on Ancient Meme Comp No. 1:... 0
#21 - As someone with a degree in Marketing i can confirm this, I ha…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Girl Gamers +5
User avatar #29 - saxong (06/23/2015) [-]
As someone with common sense it seems to me those classes were a waste...
User avatar #36 - kiaserzerg (06/23/2015) [-]
i am a cashier at a gas station, and i will say, if you have ever purchased anything, you are a demographic, and a piece of meat to sell stuff too. almost literally a cash cow. mattymc will fucking destroy you.
#33 - mattymc (06/23/2015) [-]
Im gonna give you just one chance to check yourself before I rek you with facts, so you can either admit you are wrong or you can try to defend your stance and get beat. Your call.
#150 - John Cena (06/23/2015) [-]
he's saying t doesn't take a degree to figure out a demo=/=gender
#18 - Its approaching that point where we are all going to have be P… 06/22/2015 on Priceless 0
#50 - y'all mad 06/20/2015 on The Incredibles 0
#10 - Whoever wrote these must've been hammered when they looked int… 06/20/2015 on Trust no one 0
#24 - I was hopiing someone would say this, and honestly he's right …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2015 on The Incredibles -4
#25 - bewailedbadger (06/20/2015) [-]
"And honestly he's right"

That was your own god damn comment, matey.
#50 - mattymc (06/20/2015) [-]
y'all mad
#18 - maybe 10-11 now since 3 years pass  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2015 on Game of Thrones Pin Up Girls 0
User avatar #26 - kyrozor (06/20/2015) [-]
yeh she's 11 in book 5 i'm pretty sure.
#6 - Best...pool party...ever 06/20/2015 on Dinners Here 0
#19 - If i meet a gf over this site, I will post a video of me doing… 06/20/2015 on mfw trying to get a GF on FJ 0
#19 - Is this a credible source? Or should i just roll w… 06/20/2015 on Well it all worked out 0
#15 - Sansa: 14 Margery: 16 Yrgitte: 17? Missandei: 8 …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Game of Thrones Pin Up Girls 0
User avatar #28 - froot (06/20/2015) [-]
Margery is 14 when she's mentioned in the first book.
User avatar #16 - bendingtimeisgood (06/20/2015) [-]
She's 8 in the books?
#18 - mattymc (06/20/2015) [-]
maybe 10-11 now since 3 years pass
User avatar #26 - kyrozor (06/20/2015) [-]
yeh she's 11 in book 5 i'm pretty sure.
#5 - most white collar workplaces frown upon a lack of socks so… 06/20/2015 on Slipping past the work rules. 0
#16 - ******* degenerate cuck  [+] (4 new replies) 06/20/2015 on The Incredibles -6
#22 - John Cena (06/20/2015) [-]
>saying 'cuck' when it's neither accurate nor funny
mra spotted
#24 - mattymc (06/20/2015) [-]
I was hopiing someone would say this, and honestly he's right any "straight" man who imagines getting pounded by a "woman's" elongated clit is a worse than a cuck, they're a bitch
#25 - bewailedbadger (06/20/2015) [-]
"And honestly he's right"

That was your own god damn comment, matey.
#50 - mattymc (06/20/2015) [-]
y'all mad
#7 - Comment deleted 06/20/2015 on Naptime 0
#37 - that jawline is pretty impressive tho 06/20/2015 on The Reason +20
#65 - I was picking up a bagel before work today and the guy's pict…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2015 on Thx +9
#71 - John Cena (06/20/2015) [-]
because whenever a white kid goes on a shooting rampage everyone talks about how nice and sweet he was and how he could just never do such a thing.
#72 - There used to be, The Constellation and Forrestal classes were… 06/19/2015 on Aircraft Carrier Tests... +2
#42 - im so glad i dont watch this show  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2015 on *triggered* -2
#44 - chaoticlaw (06/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, I am too.
#64 - Everything you just said is patently untrue, it may apply to y… 06/18/2015 on Stop Wars +5
#59 - Even thought theyre all on basic cable (Spike, TNT, USA) almos…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Stop Wars +5
#61 - amuzen (06/18/2015) [-]
A lot of people don't have basic Cable these days and even so those that do generally don't want to spend the 9 straight hours it would take to watch the entire lord of the rings.

generally when someone says they've 'seen' a series they wouldn't count a 30 minute slice from the middle of the second movie that they saw while eating dinner one time, and unless you're really bored, have a ton of free time, don't have internet, don't have friends with free time, and don't have any hobbies they're not going to spend 9 hours watching cable television.

Even if you were to try to break the series down into chunks you'd still have to spend nearly 3 hours per movie (which on cable television is more like 5 hours per movie thanks to ad's) which is just way more consecutive television time than 90% of America has.
User avatar #91 - unikornking (06/19/2015) [-]
I had only seen the LOTR movies broken up and in pieces as a child like you said, but when I watched the first hobbit in the series, I marathoned all of LOTR that night all night long
#97 - amuzen (06/19/2015) [-]
it's a much different experience huh? It's almost like you couldn't say that you had 'seen them' at all when you had just watched em all broken up like that.

That's what I mean when I say that a lot of people under 25 these days haven't seen all those series. It was one thing if you were old enough to care while they were coming out but now'a'days they're not 'holy shit you have to see this it's revolutionary' that revolution has come and gone, and another come and gone again since, the difference between when those were fresh and new and now is larger than the difference between when the beattles were fresh and new when they were coming out.

The first star wars came out 1977, That's thirty eight years ago, that's like, 3 generations ago, that's not kind of aged just passing on, that's classical at this point, if you watched that when it was new you're probably around 50+ right now you don't have to be fucking 10 to have not seen something that old.
#64 - mattymc (06/18/2015) [-]
Everything you just said is patently untrue, it may apply to your own particular situation but yours is definetely the exception, not the rule. College students binge watch for hours on end and I did the LOTR and Star wars drinking games with friends while at school, as for people not having cable i find that incredibly hard to believe. But I get the feeling you're going to dismiss what I say regardless
#122 - He's got a point, Id rather go down guns a-blazin than wind up… 06/18/2015 on you couldve stopped this -2

items

Total unique items point value: 550 / Total items point value: 650
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
 Friends (0)