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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:8/21/2014
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#64 - So he became a woman, to **** women, while conver…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2014 on GOLDEN +5
#137 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
actually no. the article is incorrect. the person in the picture is married to a muslim man
#138 - mattymc (08/09/2014) [-]
#50 - It's called a stoplight party, theyre ok 08/08/2014 on status 0
#101 - "The clown has NO penis" "I'll kill you, Le… 08/08/2014 on Sleeptalk stories 0
#90 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on Do iiiiiiiiiiiit 0
User avatar #91 - nickotak (08/08/2014) [-]
in content.
#35 - i miss claymation 08/07/2014 on Not mine +4
#18 - So no one told you life was gonna be this way clap … 08/07/2014 on Probably would watch +11
#5 - I hate the whole "swag" thing but this man clear… 08/06/2014 on (untitled) +125
#5 - I am a marketing major, and this post is ********  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Marketing at it's finest -5
User avatar #8 - italianfrosttroll (08/06/2014) [-]
I am a bullshit major, and this comment is horse dick.
#6 - ryusei (08/06/2014) [-]
Or is it?
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on I've been a shitter anon... +4
#9 - anonmaverick (08/06/2014) [-]
OH MY GOD DO I PRAY!
#28 - k, i get the joke, but how does it relate to what i said? 08/04/2014 on 1 maybe 2 0
#25 - What?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on 1 maybe 2 0
#26 - vorarephilia (08/04/2014) [-]
Open your eyes man, ilerminaty runs everything. They made up all sorts of lies to keep us down. Like the Holocaust, 9/11, Poland ETC.
#28 - mattymc (08/04/2014) [-]
k, i get the joke, but how does it relate to what i said?
#189 - that is way too much eye stuff 08/03/2014 on Teens 0
#4 - OP said fictional, you're fine  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2014 on 1 maybe 2 +5
User avatar #19 - vorarephilia (08/04/2014) [-]
do you believe everything the ilerminati tells you?
#25 - mattymc (08/04/2014) [-]
What?
#26 - vorarephilia (08/04/2014) [-]
Open your eyes man, ilerminaty runs everything. They made up all sorts of lies to keep us down. Like the Holocaust, 9/11, Poland ETC.
#28 - mattymc (08/04/2014) [-]
k, i get the joke, but how does it relate to what i said?
#12 - Apparently corrective orthodontia is too expensive for them 08/03/2014 on pls yes +1
#2 - Taylor momsen?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Teens +8
User avatar #21 - romdomcom (08/03/2014) [-]
From The Pretty Reckless. She looks like a panda and gets on my nerves as a person, but damn that girl can sing.
#6 - clevelandfan (08/03/2014) [-]
Lead singer of the pretty reckless. Really good band, plus shes hot as fuck. Also, she played Cindy Lou Who in The Grinch with Jim Carrey when she was a kid.
#189 - mattymc (08/03/2014) [-]
that is way too much eye stuff
User avatar #17 - lebronzejames (08/03/2014) [-]
She was also on gossip girl, but yeah thats irrelevant.
#8 - The way i see it, the more people like this, the less competit…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on Cringing intensifies +37
User avatar #12 - craaabs (08/03/2014) [-]
You just changed my life
#14 - Alex, Ill take " **** that never happened for… 08/02/2014 on Dad what the fuck?! +1
#55 - i couldn't give less of a **** about her music, b… 08/01/2014 on Katy Perry vs. Syndrome 0
#20 - Who has her work harmed? No one (who didnt sign the waiver) …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Story Time with Sasha Grey +11
User avatar #21 - mhden (08/01/2014) [-]
her work has harmed ... my wrists , joking aside
What you say is wrong in the most basic of levels .
While its true that sasha is no hitler , doesnt make her job a good thing .
Its like saying Stealing is good because Killing is bad .That makes no sense .
I wouldnt want my kid to become a porn star , if you want be my guest but most of us
dont , and having someone like her as a roll models isnt cool at all .
Now before you go on and say that she is not teaching them sex or anything ,
they WILL find out about her eventualy , you know she is kind of a big deal in the porn world , you know Sasha the woman that has done it ALL .
#18 - Comparing a porn star to a dictator/genocidal maniac, you must…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Story Time with Sasha Grey +19
User avatar #19 - mhden (08/01/2014) [-]
So was hitler .If you take out the whole genocide thing , hitler loved Dogs, kids and was a vegeterian .You cant just take out one part of peoples lifes and then they automaticaly become good , or a good influence for that matter.
She is a porn start that has had more dicks in her mouth than you have had straws to drink your coffee .
She i not a Good influence , that doesnt make her a bad person but it defently takes away her right to educate in any way the new generation . We have had enough of the disney shit , now porn stars? You serius ?
#20 - mattymc (08/01/2014) [-]
Who has her work harmed? No one (who didnt sign the waiver)
Who was harmed by Hitler's work? Half the fucking planet
By comparing Hitler to Sasha Grey or anyone who does anything remotely against your narrow views but doesnt cause harm to others, you trivialize what he did and demonize those who dont deserve it. She is reading a story, she is not a full-time teacher, and she certainly isn't giving a lecture on how to fit two dicks in one's ass
User avatar #21 - mhden (08/01/2014) [-]
her work has harmed ... my wrists , joking aside
What you say is wrong in the most basic of levels .
While its true that sasha is no hitler , doesnt make her job a good thing .
Its like saying Stealing is good because Killing is bad .That makes no sense .
I wouldnt want my kid to become a porn star , if you want be my guest but most of us
dont , and having someone like her as a roll models isnt cool at all .
Now before you go on and say that she is not teaching them sex or anything ,
they WILL find out about her eventualy , you know she is kind of a big deal in the porn world , you know Sasha the woman that has done it ALL .
#35 - >liberal american politics >homophobic wut? 08/01/2014 on Pussy Destroyer +6
#5 - Its like someone took Tara Reid circa American Pie and gave he… 07/31/2014 on NOT OC. Just wanna see how... +10
#12 - I heard about this anime, i also heard it sucked 07/31/2014 on That's so Kawaii 0
#3 - Same reasoning applies to this guy  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Gonna be rich, bitches 0
#4 - grantyboy (07/31/2014) [-]
Although his name has two T's...
#12 - It's not the blonde in your hair,its the blonde in your heart? 07/31/2014 on blondes +1
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