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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
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#30 - Well duh, everyone knows the Sherman's only advantages were nu…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Good parenting 0
User avatar #32 - kkKhris (02/24/2015) [-]
yeah Israel on its home turf yeah i can easily see that. but Merkava are made by Israel for Israel but out side of Israel is out side of what the Merkava was made for
#28 - I'd love to see the two go head to head just like the ol…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Good parenting 0
#68 - swonnr (02/24/2015) [-]
One on one doesn't mean anything in tank warfare.
They are meant to be used as the center of a formation, with support and flanking.

The challenger mk2 would probably annihilate everything, because retarded amount of armor and superior gun.
The leopard has far better mobility, but it's not that usefull in a 1v1 situation with equal accuracy and range.
The M1 has better side armor, but in heavy tank warfare it doesn't really change anything.
User avatar #29 - kkKhris (02/24/2015) [-]
well back in the old days what made M4 Sherman good were the numbers made same for the T-34 . put a M4 one on one with a Panzer, Tiger, or Panther and you get why the M4 got the name tommy cooker. now days would love to see that or ever vs a Merkava lV or Challenger 2 those i still think the Leopards would win
#30 - mattymc (02/24/2015) [-]
Well duh, everyone knows the Sherman's only advantages were numbers, mechanical reliability (compared to Panthers), and Speed (compared to Tigers). I think we should have put the M6 into full wartime production but w.e. At least the M26 made the playing field more even.
With regard to todays tanks I think the jury is out because the 4 countries with the best tanks are nominally allies (As you say US UK Germany, and Israel). But considering the experience of the crews is important I'd give the edge to the Israelis, especially on their home turf.
User avatar #32 - kkKhris (02/24/2015) [-]
yeah Israel on its home turf yeah i can easily see that. but Merkava are made by Israel for Israel but out side of Israel is out side of what the Merkava was made for
#19 - Picture 02/24/2015 on :-O 0
#93 - I drive a midsize, even if i had a friend in the car already I… 02/24/2015 on moral riddle +1
#191 - >Caligula mentioned > swell with lawnmower execution… 02/23/2015 on Facts About Rome and Shit -1
#145 - So figure roughly half are male, half female and maybe 30% are… 02/23/2015 on Pokemon Wisdom 0
#88 - You ************ 02/23/2015 on Tumblr Comp 2 +5
#107 - Took me a good minute to make the NYC cop choking connection … 02/23/2015 on Unified Black Entertainment... 0
#156 - my system: one unanswered message is expected from time to…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on Cringe adventures #7 0
User avatar #157 - dafuqmang (02/22/2015) [-]
But she's a sweetheart and needs love. So I let it slide.

That and I forgot my skype password
#20 - His face had aged in the past year, the boyish round cheeks re…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on Describe yourself +3
User avatar #87 - scandalouszander (02/22/2015) [-]
well done, I like seeing people who can write and be honest, include you flaws and features it makes em human and relatable, interesting. bravo
#40 - that's how most fetishes work, i suppose  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on Well hot damn... +1
#50 - anonexplains (02/22/2015) [-]
I have most fetishes. This is very true.
(Also hello from /d/ )
#37 - thats quite convincing, but once i see a dick, there goes my s…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Well hot damn... 0
User avatar #39 - fappening (02/22/2015) [-]
i guess it's not everyones cup of tea
#40 - mattymc (02/22/2015) [-]
that's how most fetishes work, i suppose
#50 - anonexplains (02/22/2015) [-]
I have most fetishes. This is very true.
(Also hello from /d/ )
#34 - care to explain the appeal? unless its just a thing y'all do, …  [+] (15 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Well hot damn... 0
User avatar #67 - leonhardt (02/22/2015) [-]
They're closet homosexuals.
#54 - fuckinfuckinfuck (02/22/2015) [-]
For me, it's an "physical empathy" thing. As long as they're completely passable as a woman, I see them as a woman with a dick. It really is a woman, with estrogen and breasts and everything, but just with an extra dick. For some reason, the dick doesn't ruin the image of "female" for me, and I totally know what having a dick feels like, so I can get a vicarious sense of enjoyment from it. It's like watching a cooking show with a really attractive host, but you also get to enjoy what they're making, but in this case it's masturbation and not food.

Call it mental gymnastics, but I'm just saying it like it is. I don't choose to see it this way, I just do. I don't consider myself bisexual since I don't like dudes, I just see it as an extension off of the "female" branch. I think "gender fluidity" and all that shit is kind of silly, but feeling like a man in a woman's body or vice versa seems totally justifiable
User avatar #113 - tkfourtwoone (02/22/2015) [-]
" I don't consider myself bisexual since I don't like dudes"

You don't like dudes, but you like dick.
Shut up, you're gay.
User avatar #118 - fuckinfuckinfuck (02/23/2015) [-]
Liking dicks doesn't make you gay, liking males makes you gay. It's a girl's dick, so it's straight. A dick is just a dick. A dick on a chick is still a chick's genitals.
User avatar #119 - tkfourtwoone (02/23/2015) [-]
My god, you're so retarded it's not even funny...

"It's a girl's dick, so it's straight' - IT'S NOT A CHICK, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, IT'S A DUDE WITH BREASTS!

"Liking dicks doesn't make you gay" - please go fucking shoot yourself, miserable idiot.
#120 - fuckinfuckinfuck (02/23/2015) [-]
If a M->F transexual is a dude with breasts, then by that logic, pic related (a F->M transexual) is a girl with pecs and facial hair. You'd feel less gay fucking this big guy because he has a vagina? The little section of skin that exists between the legs is a more important factor than face, personality, physique, and chemicals like testosterone/estrogen, all combined?

A man gets a sex change operation and becomes a female. So now they're legally and anatomically female, and the only evidence otherwise is a piece of skin between their legs. If a lifeless chunk of skin is stopping you from loving someone for every other reason, then you're just afraid to embrace what you really want just because you can't step over a superficial hurdle. I'm not letting a dick (something I have, and not even a big deal) stop me from being attracted to a woman. You'd have to be retarded to think this automatically makes me attracted to men.

Besides, it's all subjective, so there is literally zero point in arguing about it. I'm not sure what point you're trying to get across, since I already know where I stand on my heterosexuality. I guess I'm just open-minded and confident enough in my appreciation of women to look past that little piece of skin and turn it into something complementary to the female form. I guess it's not your cup of tea, but calling someone gay for liking trannies is like calling someone a mass rapist for liking a little domination from time to time.
User avatar #121 - tkfourtwoone (02/23/2015) [-]
"The little section of skin that exists between the legs is a more important factor than face, personality, physique, and chemicals like testosterone/estrogen, all combined?"

Yes. You're born with a dick, you're a dude. You're born with a cunt, you're a chick. End of story.

Stop pretending things are what they really aren't

"So now they're legally and anatomically female" - Any DNA test will instantly prove that he is a dude. Furthermore, that's not a cunt he will be having, just a cut in his bowels.
inb4 no ovaries, no periods -> not a woman.

" I'm not letting a dick (something I have, and not even a big deal) stop me from being attracted to a woman. You'd have to be retarded to think this automatically makes me attracted to men." - You're attracted to dicks. Shut up and go be gay somewhere else.

"Besides, it's all subjective" - No, it's not. It really is very fucking objective.
"since I already know where I stand on my heterosexuality" - bwahahahahahahaha.
Go choke on a dick on a highway while being ran over by several dozen speeding trucks.

And yes, that "little piece of skin" defines what you are. IT'S THE FUCKING REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN, NOT "A LITTLE PIECE OF SKIN".
Last time I checked, you came out of a woman's vagina, not through a dude's bowel cut.

For the last time, you're literally a fucking idiot. I have absolutely nothing against gays or lesbians, but stupid motherfucking hypocritical retards like you make me wanna nuke the fucking world.
#123 - fuckinfuckinfuck (02/23/2015) [-]
>he's still missing the point completely
Never mind. Plus, you don't believe in sex changes at all, so our subjective argument is, once again, completely moot.

You seem disturbingly upset though. Whatever problem you're facing with your sexuality, I hope you come out of the proverbial closet soon.
User avatar #124 - tkfourtwoone (02/23/2015) [-]
"Whatever problem you're facing with your sexuality, I hope you come out of the proverbial closet soon"

Pot. Kettle. Black.

Get the fuck out of my face.
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#35 - fappening (02/22/2015) [-]
i will post this, and you tell me whether you would hit or not
#37 - mattymc (02/22/2015) [-]
thats quite convincing, but once i see a dick, there goes my sexual attraction to someone
User avatar #39 - fappening (02/22/2015) [-]
i guess it's not everyones cup of tea
#40 - mattymc (02/22/2015) [-]
that's how most fetishes work, i suppose
#50 - anonexplains (02/22/2015) [-]
I have most fetishes. This is very true.
(Also hello from /d/ )
#1075 - **mattymc used "*roll cis privilege*"** **mattymc rolls Str… 02/22/2015 on Did you check your... 0
#144 - I'll be joining you in hell, i laughed far too hard a that poor person 02/22/2015 on Cringe adventures #7 +3
#141 - After 3 months and AT LEAST 44 messages , Angela still has not…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Cringe adventures #7 +1
User avatar #166 - mvtjets (02/22/2015) [-]
I almost felt bad for her, like she was too blind to know he wanted 0% to do with her.
User avatar #153 - dafuqmang (02/22/2015) [-]
I have a friend like that from a game.
Total sweetheart.
Love her to death.
But cut the messages when I don't log on for months. Plz.
#156 - mattymc (02/22/2015) [-]
my system:
one unanswered message is expected from time to time
two unanswered messages is cause for concern depending on how spaced out they are
three unanswered messages in a row means they dont want to talk
User avatar #157 - dafuqmang (02/22/2015) [-]
But she's a sweetheart and needs love. So I let it slide.

That and I forgot my skype password
#17 - Im keeping this one 02/21/2015 on Daily Fix Comp 0
#170 - BECAUSE MEN DONT PROTECT YOU even the stereotypical … 02/21/2015 on Lawl & Order "Special"... +7
#165 - Holy **** i feel like i just ran a mental maratho… 02/21/2015 on Lawl & Order "Special"... +1
#143 - I think I'd choose sharia law over that castration **** 02/21/2015 on Lawl & Order "Special"... +1
#115 - Ive seen maybe a hundred cringe comps, here and elsewhere, I c… 02/21/2015 on Cringe Comp 5 of ?: turtle... 0
#18 - oh lawd 02/21/2015 on IN THE ASS! +2
#52 - Having felt the same way for the last year and a half or so I … 02/21/2015 on Homo Feeliens 0
#44 - Have another  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on Jack pot +8
#48 - icchiwolf (02/21/2015) [-]
I like this
#43 - That is a man who knows exactly what he wants 02/21/2015 on Jack pot 0

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