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mattymc

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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:3/03/2015
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Content Ranking:#10826
Comment Ranking:#1251
Highest Content Rank:#2201
Highest Comment Rank:#599
Content Thumbs: 5295 total,  6043 ,  748
Comment Thumbs: 14832 total,  16305 ,  1473
Content Level Progress: 25% (25/100)
Level 150 Content: Faptastic → Level 151 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 76.8% (768/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:171396
Times Content Favorited:121 times
Total Comments Made:2722
FJ Points:18291

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#25 - An average of $70, well these are the same fools that spend $2…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Le Grand Hat +3
User avatar #77 - capslockrage (12/15/2014) [-]
As much as I dislike beats, Dre is far from irrelevant.
#11 - Its all about priorities 12/14/2014 on not delivery 0
#34 - you win, too bad you're anon 12/14/2014 on Video games -1
#3 - I guess Jesse walked out 12/14/2014 on Shirt of references 0
#2 - I have one question: can that be done in double dash?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Stop oppressing me Siri +3
User avatar #3 - brokentrucker (12/14/2014) [-]
.....No. I think DD has kill zones off the sides of all of the track anyway.
#27 - So if we could somehow combine sex and war in a fun way... …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Video games +17
User avatar #72 - blerdegerb (12/14/2014) [-]
real war often is a combination of that

#54 - anonexplains (12/14/2014) [-]
where's this from?
#60 - nob (12/14/2014) [-]
It's from the movie "Sucker Punch"
I enjoyed it
#33 - anonexplains (12/14/2014) [-]
#34 - mattymc (12/14/2014) [-]
you win, too bad you're anon
#143 - This has been a friendly reminder 12/14/2014 on lovely kids +4
#82 - Konrad, come on You're better than failing a roll Unle…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Money Money Money 0
User avatar #85 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-1*"**
**konradkurze rolls 1**
User avatar #86 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
well shit

all that and mattymc still gets aniston anyway
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#83 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
#79 - Jennifer Aniston is aging like a fine wine, that i want to put…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Money Money Money 0
User avatar #81 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
who will mattymc fuck

1-2 Jennifer Aniston
3-4 Courtney Cox
5-6 Lisa Kudrow
7-8 Maggie Wheeler
9-0 Bette Midler
#82 - mattymc (12/14/2014) [-]
Konrad, come on
You're better than failing a roll
Unless you actually want me to bang her, in which case thank you
User avatar #85 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 1-1*"**
**konradkurze rolls 1**
User avatar #86 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
well shit

all that and mattymc still gets aniston anyway
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#83 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
#39 - Never in my life did i think i would find myself having the th… 12/14/2014 on The Last Gay Avatar Post +2
#19 - Im not a fan of that art style. The show was about brightly co…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on New Digimon Series 0
User avatar #24 - supername (12/14/2014) [-]
I somewhat agree with you. But I'm probably still going to watch it regardless. More importantly I hope that this show will grow with it's audience and have some more mature themes. Similar to LOK and the Pokemon special that came back a while ago.
#4 - I hope you didnt make this, anon because its bad on 6 or 7 dif… 12/14/2014 on People that have been... +3
#16 - Mr. Universe aspirants may not care about function, but those … 12/13/2014 on Arm Wrestler vs Bodybuilder 0
#17 - Can Feti rent cars? Im a grown-ass man 21 and I still… 12/13/2014 on how can this exist on tumblr 0
#134 - Im sure the Chinese and Russians have their own, we just suck … 12/13/2014 on This week in tech 0
#27 - **** . Them.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on 10/10 Would Torture Again -4
#28 - douthit (12/13/2014) [-]
#22 - Well yeah, you're canadian, when was the last time your countr…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on 10/10 Would Torture Again +1
#24 - thefiveblade (12/13/2014) [-]
fair enough.
#20 - i know the general culture of the internet is to speak before…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2014 on 10/10 Would Torture Again 0
#21 - thefiveblade (12/13/2014) [-]
I guess you have a point airport security is cancer because of it you are probably just some butt hurt frequent flyer. I know I admitted my ignorance I am just tired of 9/11 butt hurt fucks.
#22 - mattymc (12/13/2014) [-]
Well yeah, you're canadian, when was the last time your country was violently attacked by a foreign enemy causing thousands of civilian casualities? Probably 1812 right? I make no excuses for what my forebears did You can cry butthurt all you like but I live near NYC, i saw the smoke firsthand, and I have no objection to what the CIA did.
#24 - thefiveblade (12/13/2014) [-]
fair enough.
#6 - Pretty sure the 14th amendment makes that illegal, i think you… 12/13/2014 on hold on to your butts +8
#10 - repost this to tumblr post results here if we're lucky…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Equality +40
#66 - insanefreak (12/13/2014) [-]
And if he's unlucky, we'll never hear of him again, aside a mentioning in a news report that a house got burried under whale fat.
User avatar #11 - mytomanenbre (12/12/2014) [-]
Whatever.
#75 - anonexplains (12/13/2014) [-]
I don't get it, in your original comment you made yourself look good. You had a valid point. mattymc comes along with some humor and you turn into a total bitch with a single word.

I'm so fucking confused.
#16 - funnymao (12/13/2014) [-]
Do it... please do it for us
#11 - The CIA admitted to "toturing" 32 suspected terroris…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/12/2014 on 10/10 Would Torture Again 0
#26 - douthit (12/13/2014) [-]
Dude, like thousands have died because of US actions in Iraq and Afghanistan...

innocent people, too...

wtf
#27 - mattymc (12/13/2014) [-]
Fuck. Them.
#28 - douthit (12/13/2014) [-]
#18 - thefiveblade (12/13/2014) [-]
is this about 9/11? If so who cares. Just because some americunts died doesn't mean you can be a faggot about it until the end of days. So you guys got jihaded by some aloha snackbars i bet $20 that amerca did something way worse to the other guy. That is the view of an uneducated Canadian[spoiler] By uneducated I mean I have no fucking clue about 9/11 at fucking all [/spoiler]
#20 - mattymc (12/13/2014) [-]
i know the general culture of the internet is to speak before thinking, but you just literally admitted your own ignorance. These are the same bastards that want to run a country the way ISIS is running the territory they've conquered (go look up some news stories on that human rights nightmare), I have ZERO sympathy for them
#21 - thefiveblade (12/13/2014) [-]
I guess you have a point airport security is cancer because of it you are probably just some butt hurt frequent flyer. I know I admitted my ignorance I am just tired of 9/11 butt hurt fucks.
#22 - mattymc (12/13/2014) [-]
Well yeah, you're canadian, when was the last time your country was violently attacked by a foreign enemy causing thousands of civilian casualities? Probably 1812 right? I make no excuses for what my forebears did You can cry butthurt all you like but I live near NYC, i saw the smoke firsthand, and I have no objection to what the CIA did.
#24 - thefiveblade (12/13/2014) [-]
fair enough.
#19 - thefiveblade (12/13/2014) [-]
I fucked up those spoilers.
#5 - I probably have enough pieces to build that, but the color wou… 12/12/2014 on Star Trek 0
#11 - This was the best part of an otherwise ****** movie 12/12/2014 on To Infinity, and Beyond! 0
#24 - At the ones ive been to recently its been at least a decade si… 12/12/2014 on Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius VHS 0
#27 - its like coldsteel's even gayer brother 12/12/2014 on I must proceed at a high... +5

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