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mattymc

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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:4/19/2015
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Comment Ranking:#1550
Highest Content Rank:#2201
Highest Comment Rank:#599
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Content Views:171563
Times Content Favorited:121 times
Total Comments Made:2971
FJ Points:19087

latest user's comments

#81 - She'll be turned on as all **** , enjoy that 02/11/2015 on Yup +13
#47 - Just gonna say, Batman has killed people in the most rec…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2015 on He's Batman +1
User avatar #54 - Greevon (02/11/2015) [-]
he's also killed a lot of people throughout the old comics at the dump. usually by "accident" but then, why is it always an accident in the exact same place, where nobody would find the body?
#59 - Thank god for Nazi Grandpa's (banana for size) 02/11/2015 on Panzerkamfwagen 0
#100 - <----- oldflattop right now  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2015 on Spongebob movie +9
User avatar #139 - oldflattop (02/11/2015) [-]
pretty much, yeah.
#99 - Comment deleted 02/11/2015 on Spongebob movie 0
#19 - I guess asians kiss straight on, i've always tilted my head to… 02/10/2015 on foreign exchange students +3
#23 - Her tri''s are just as big as the photoshop's! 02/10/2015 on biebz 0
#82 - hmm...yes quite 02/10/2015 on Evolution Of Black Twitter... 0
#61 - As a marketing major, i can tell you that these companies spec… 02/10/2015 on More like 0|0 +1
#22 - can't see the whole body but i think you're right, as cockatie… 02/09/2015 on Mcburd in a roll 0
#7 - He's a very good rapper (lyrics and flow) when he writes and p… 02/09/2015 on Grammys 2015 +1
#4 - Spooky Gunship 02/08/2015 on Skeletons take to the... 0
#35 - The most gloriously expensive of pranks...worth it 02/08/2015 on They're loose 0
#25 - He should've handed it to Lynch, the kid would definitely have… 02/07/2015 on Russel Wilson is sad +2
#3 - Dude, she's like ten of course that ****** tight …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Is it actually a trap? +4
User avatar #16 - CherryYumDiddly (02/06/2015) [-]
nigga you know thats what she's thinking
#4 - animesource (02/05/2015) [-]
I don't remember when age been a problem in anime.
#10 - Picture 02/05/2015 on cheeki breeki +1
#14 - het 02/05/2015 on Tinder Smooth talkers +1
#11 - Kinda like...alcoholism? 02/05/2015 on Drink your water, kids... 0
#33 - that would make this scenario like 50x hotter 02/05/2015 on How to get a girl 0
#8 - In that situation, he is literally the first player in the NFL… 02/04/2015 on Rob Lowe’s next commercial 0
#32 - let me rephrase, I never want to know that anyone I know uses/…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on "Beautiful" +1
User avatar #33 - ljxjlos (02/04/2015) [-]
Ya, it makes things pretty darn awkward.
#20 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on Oh josh, you and your... 0
#26 - huntergriff Comment deleted by mattymc
#30 - I don't want to meet anyone who owns and/or uses one of those  [+] (5 new replies) 02/04/2015 on "Beautiful" 0
User avatar #31 - ljxjlos (02/04/2015) [-]
I know a guy - he´s as normal as anyone else, you wouldn´t even think he´s gay - unless you open the wrong part of his wardrobe and find a collection of giant dildos and vibrators even tho he´s never had a girlfriend.
#39 - piraterobins (02/04/2015) [-]
Gonna be honest with you, not everyone who uses those things is gay.
Gay is wanting to have intercourse with a person of the same sex.
Wanting to explore your body and pleasure yourself with toys isn't gay.
And I know I'm gonna get shit for this, but I do that shit. I don't own anything like this but prostate orgasms are the shit and I think every man should try it at least once in their lives. I don't find men attractive. I just try to find other options. Hit me FJ. I'm ready for your burning flame.
User avatar #40 - ljxjlos (02/04/2015) [-]
I know, I know - but he is, said it himself after I saw that stuff.
No problem with that - can´t imagine it myself, but whatever floats your boat, I guess.
#32 - mattymc (02/04/2015) [-]
let me rephrase, I never want to know that anyone I know uses/owns those, male female or pyrofox
User avatar #33 - ljxjlos (02/04/2015) [-]
Ya, it makes things pretty darn awkward.
#52 - Now I feel like a **** , cuz if i feel sympathy for cats… 02/04/2015 on Cat +1
#56 - He is the bear, after all 02/04/2015 on Game of Thrones Characters:... +1

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