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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
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#5 - Your first guess makes more sense than the actual definition f… 04/28/2016 on Johnney Bravo 0
#169 - Well I'm not sure about you, but despite all the ******* stuff… 04/28/2016 on FUTA IS GAY 0
#10 - There are no chicks with dicks, just effeminate dudes with tits  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2016 on FUTA IS GAY +7
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#15 - gloriousthighs (04/28/2016) [-]
Only in real life. If there can be monster girls, harpy girls that have bird parts but aren't considered birds then in 2d land there can be girls with penis.
#169 - mattymc (04/28/2016) [-]
Well I'm not sure about you, but despite all the batshit stuff going on, I'm stuck over here in real life
#19 - infectedlamb (04/28/2016) [-]
still gay, though
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#40 - handsomestalin (04/28/2016) [-]
Only 25% though
#23 - 21st Century Europe Great with science, ******* retar… 04/28/2016 on Worlds first ocean cleaner +10
#4 - An if i could find a place for $800 monthly rent, id move in a…  [+] (19 new replies) 04/27/2016 on Mange a budget +14
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#50 - acebuck (04/27/2016) [-]
Good house in great town here is $900
3 bedroom 2 bath.
2 stories
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#25 - meganinja (04/27/2016) [-]
I live in Appalachia (western VA to be more specific) and my dad rents out a 2 story, 3 bedroom, 1 1/2 bath house for $500 a month. We bought our current house (the same as the first one just slightly less Sq ft.) for $17,000.

Houses are cheap AF here. Sure the economy is in the shitter, but shit's cheap.
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#26 - Lloydles (04/27/2016) [-]
how the fuck does half a bath work
#28 - howaboutnsfw (04/27/2016) [-]
If it has a toilet but not a shower it's considered 1/2 bath
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#27 - meganinja (04/27/2016) [-]
a full bathroom (complete with bathtub/shower) and a half bathroom (toilet and sink but no bathtub). Commonly called a bath and a half where I'm from.
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#22 - italianfrosttroll (04/27/2016) [-]
Very simple, move from NY. That is noy a city to live month to month in. Got 50k in savings? Go to new york! Make more money.
Living paycheck to paycheck? Go to new york, spend it all on rent and getting mugged.รบ
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#17 - selongb (04/27/2016) [-]
Bahsten.

You can get a shitty apartment in the bad part of town there for ~800/month
#16 - anon (04/27/2016) [-]
'murica is funny

everyone wants to spend less money on rent and say that minimum wage is not enough but no one wants to move out of the expensive cities.
#12 - technoshaman (04/27/2016) [-]
I had a place in Manhattan for a little while.

-2 stories
-1 1/2 bathrooms
-3 bedrooms
-full kitchen
-Literally a stones throw from the night life
->$900 a month

Manhattan, Kansas
#18 - anon (04/27/2016) [-]
what the actual fuck..

>be me
>be Latvian, mediocre semi-poor Eastern/Northern country of Europe
>live in 800000 thousand capital Riga
>studio apartment 25 sq meters in Center (and not even close to the main city) in a shitty house - 500$/month
>add some 100$ for comodities and 170$ during winter (heating)
>cannot even compare Riga to any big capital

we are being robbed and everyone are so starved of Money, that the prices are cosmic compared to the investment value, and noone has Money to spend it.

oh, btw - average income per person ~ 850 $ (and no, most young people without own flats get less than that).

.. can I pls move to USA just for a while? I'll sing the anthem and pick up arms when needed... can't leave my brothers, but can't just waste my youth here
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#30 - nicusor (04/27/2016) [-]
xxangelisxx can you confirm or infirm this ?
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#31 - xxangelisxx (04/27/2016) [-]
That ain't me, dude.

But he's right about the prices.
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#33 - nicusor (04/27/2016) [-]
ye, I ask about prices
you are crazy fuckers
Lithuania is 4 times better than you
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#34 - xxangelisxx (04/27/2016) [-]
And the ex-commie retard government puts up new taxes like, every few months.

There is a good reason as to why I and many others are in economic exile. Sigh...
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#10 - pebar (04/27/2016) [-]
Thomas Sowell  Affordable Housing Fallacies literally everywhere that's not NY or Cali
#9 - ibanezvbt (04/27/2016) [-]
**ibanezvbt used "*roll picture*"**
**ibanezvbt rolled image***roll picture*you could always move?...i've been thing about finding another smaller house for like 500 pay 800 for a 2 story house that i don't really need
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#8 - catburglarpenis (04/27/2016) [-]
Just move onto the metro fam no muss no fuss yknowwhatinsayin
#6 - mercado (04/27/2016) [-]
i agree with anon, moving out of NY fast would prob be your best thing for how expensive it is
#5 - anon (04/27/2016) [-]
you could move to a different state
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#11 - I would love to see one for... 04/24/2016 on Some cool Skyrim armour and... +7
#13 - Meanwhile, in Chicago...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2016 on Catty chat +16
#22 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
Must be unbearable.
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#24 - cyberviking (04/23/2016) [-]
They made a special 10th ring of hell for people like you.
#22 - tell that to all the rocky horror fans, theyre always hiding i… 04/23/2016 on make this a reality. +1