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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:9/23/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#2201
Highest Comment Rank:#599
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#16 - dat unibrow 06/01/2014 on Champion 0
#40 - Gloves = Never Straps= only when using dumbells over 100 l… 06/01/2014 on Gloves 0
#67 - There is a furry somewhere, probably on this site that complet… 05/31/2014 on ITS HAPPENING!! 0
#68 - Oh, i only ever heard of him as a cheerleader 05/31/2014 on just how shit is fiddy cent? 0
#119 - As long as he has the common sense to guard against groin shot…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Tumblr Comp Part 1 +1
User avatar #126 - GrimTheRealReaper (05/31/2014) [-]
I was jus throwing 270 out there, but yea, you prove my point.
#46 - Is it just me, or was GW Bush realy good at a lot of stuff tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2014 on just how shit is fiddy cent? +22
#63 - fuckingtrolls (05/31/2014) [-]
Well he was a college baseball player
#68 - mattymc (05/31/2014) [-]
Oh, i only ever heard of him as a cheerleader
#40 - For the night is dark and full of terrors funny how …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Do You Even Praise The Sun? 0
#47 - CIS White Male (06/03/2014) [-]
Seeing the woman in red, swells with pride
#53 - I've always wondered, where they born like that or did they ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Lunch-time! 0
#68 - CIS White Male (05/31/2014) [-]
mine kindaaa looks like that pic. obviously not that extreme. To answer your query, though, my vag has looked like this for as long as I can remember and it isn't an after-effect of some crazy violent sex.
#49 - I love being that guy... A dozen martial arts medals wont …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Tumblr Comp Part 1 +1
User avatar #71 - lorde (05/31/2014) [-]
#70
#10 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Congratulations! +15
User avatar #57 - thedecodedgamer (05/30/2014) [-]
You ever take down a helicopter....with a knife.


"Ah 50 kills, how 'bout you two."
"I just chose my weapon"
"I just got off... the loading screen"
#77 - motherduck (05/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - archmagestudios (05/30/2014) [-]
dashgamer
#48 - dashgamer (05/30/2014) [-]
Rawr rawr rawr rawr!!!
User avatar #21 - britbong (05/30/2014) [-]
"I can still hear the screams. Promoted... Promoted"
#36 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on Celebrities and their Body... 0
#37 - rinkusart (05/30/2014) [-]
#40 - "why won't you have sex with me baby? i got a dick" … 05/30/2014 on Jacob The Tard Part 4 +3
#31 - What the **** did you just ******* s…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Celebrities and their Body... 0
#35 - rinkusart (05/30/2014) [-]
#36 - mattymc (05/30/2014) [-]
#37 - rinkusart (05/30/2014) [-]
#12 - He's looked worse  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on Mattvark +71
User avatar #51 - anonymoose (05/30/2014) [-]
MATT DAMON
#12 - I think the vote is currently 3-1 in my favor, sorry anon  [+] (6 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Celebrities and their Body... 0
#17 - CIS White Male (05/29/2014) [-]
sure u gettin the upper hand here boy?
User avatar #15 - rinkusart (05/29/2014) [-]
Only Faggots upvote other Faggots. You're a Faggot. Faggot.
#31 - mattymc (05/30/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. You want a war motherfucker? Ill give you a massacre
#35 - rinkusart (05/30/2014) [-]
#36 - mattymc (05/30/2014) [-]
#37 - rinkusart (05/30/2014) [-]
#9 - The Rock's stunt double is Vin Diesel? That must get real conf…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Celebrities and their Body... -4
#10 - CIS White Male (05/29/2014) [-]
That looks nothing like Vin Diesel, your joke is fucking horrible.
#12 - mattymc (05/29/2014) [-]
I think the vote is currently 3-1 in my favor, sorry anon
#17 - CIS White Male (05/29/2014) [-]
sure u gettin the upper hand here boy?
User avatar #15 - rinkusart (05/29/2014) [-]
Only Faggots upvote other Faggots. You're a Faggot. Faggot.
#31 - mattymc (05/30/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. You want a war motherfucker? Ill give you a massacre
#35 - rinkusart (05/30/2014) [-]
#36 - mattymc (05/30/2014) [-]
#37 - rinkusart (05/30/2014) [-]
#36 - oh at the hospital? i thought that was just gore for the sake …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on Evangelion 0
User avatar #37 - zafara (05/29/2014) [-]
No on the train where everyone was killed/dissected for no reason.
#34 - Where the mercs got ********** by elaine's psychi…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Evangelion 0
User avatar #35 - zafara (05/29/2014) [-]
No that part made sense. I meant the one that was not an illusion with the detective guy and the guys in masks attempting Buccano! style stuff.
#36 - mattymc (05/29/2014) [-]
oh at the hospital? i thought that was just gore for the sake of being gory and shocking, as well as to reinforce who the bad guys are
User avatar #37 - zafara (05/29/2014) [-]
No on the train where everyone was killed/dissected for no reason.
#32 - Having seen both, i gotta say genocyber makes more sense, its …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Evangelion 0
User avatar #33 - zafara (05/29/2014) [-]
But what's up with the train scene?
#34 - mattymc (05/29/2014) [-]
Where the mercs got mindfucked by elaine's psychic abilities? what about it?
User avatar #35 - zafara (05/29/2014) [-]
No that part made sense. I meant the one that was not an illusion with the detective guy and the guys in masks attempting Buccano! style stuff.
#36 - mattymc (05/29/2014) [-]
oh at the hospital? i thought that was just gore for the sake of being gory and shocking, as well as to reinforce who the bad guys are
User avatar #37 - zafara (05/29/2014) [-]
No on the train where everyone was killed/dissected for no reason.
#25 - Where the **** would i get half a ton of epsom? 05/29/2014 on Float On 0
#80 - the comments are even better 05/28/2014 on Fat Privilege Comp #1 0
#79 - For your pleasure: This **** is rich, especi…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Fat Privilege Comp #1 0
User avatar #85 - whysoseven (05/28/2014) [-]
#18, what the hell do they think pin-up girls are? Or the girls in playboy?
#80 - mattymc (05/28/2014) [-]
the comments are even better
#5 - i dont konw what you're talking about 05/28/2014 on MY TYPE OF PARTY +1
#22 - and where might one find that hentai? for science of course 05/28/2014 on New and Improved +1
#15 - The railings must be exceptionally tall as well, im sorry, som…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Dude in the middle is 6'9 0
User avatar #24 - DemonX (05/28/2014) [-]
Could just be the angle of the dangle... I mean camera.
User avatar #16 - mistafishy (05/28/2014) [-]
Nah, they're like that at my local mall too
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