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mattymc

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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:4/26/2015
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Comment Ranking:#1690
Highest Content Rank:#2201
Highest Comment Rank:#599
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Comment Thumbs: 16041 total,  17604 ,  1563
Content Level Progress: 25% (25/100)
Level 150 Content: Faptastic → Level 151 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 65.6% (656/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:171570
Times Content Favorited:121 times
Total Comments Made:2987
FJ Points:19179

latest user's comments

#83 - So get on the floor and grab some vertebrae Aint nothin bu… 02/21/2015 on drop it hard skrill 0
#58 - There is literally 1 type of comment below, you know what you'… 02/20/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #39 0
#17 - So am I, Im ethnically German, Irish, and Italian 02/20/2015 on Rashida Jones +18
#21 - Short hair is a good look for her  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on Sasha Grey +3
#41 - EdwardNigma (02/20/2015) [-]
#27 - If sex lasts longer than a half hour, unless its the most tant…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2015 on My body is ready +13
User avatar #85 - zzombiee (02/20/2015) [-]
Yesss, it gets really tiring.
User avatar #66 - russiaexplain (02/20/2015) [-]
Not necessarily. I have played soccer my whole life and consider myself rather fit. Having sex usually lasts 50-60 minutes in my experience.
User avatar #44 - donatelo (02/20/2015) [-]
agreeeeeed.
#153 - It was hideous 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp ? of ?: Grand... +2
#149 - "i'm going with grey-aro and grey-ace for now but i also … 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp ? of ?: Grand... 0
#137 - The first one 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp ? of ?: Grand... 0
#67 - His head is clearly up his own ass right where he likes … 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp 2 of ? +5
#434 - Holy **** , thank you, this made my day  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Let us draw you !(description) +1
User avatar #442 - mizzdepp (02/19/2015) [-]
np man .. glad you like it !!
#236 - Pls  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Let us draw you !(description) +7
#275 - mizzdepp (02/19/2015) [-]
#434 - mattymc (02/19/2015) [-]
Holy shit, thank you, this made my day
User avatar #442 - mizzdepp (02/19/2015) [-]
np man .. glad you like it !!
#81 - The planes involved on 9/11: 757/767 Two- engine widebody jet … 02/19/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#118 - i have been hear since the site was yellow, I have NEVER seen … 02/18/2015 on 50 Shades of Grey +3
#46 - front innocent for tits, if that isn't good enough idk what you want  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on u desperately need jesus 0
User avatar #47 - megamolester (02/17/2015) [-]
Thanks m8, I'll check it out on the weekend.
#44 - that's reasonable, all i've seen was on pornhub and i avoided … 02/17/2015 on u desperately need jesus 0
#35 - If im being completely honest, it has some damn well animated …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/17/2015 on u desperately need jesus +9
User avatar #45 - megamolester (02/17/2015) [-]
The story Yes I'm going there fully aware of it being a Hentai. was just bad and the characters were flat. Nothing actually exciting happening, however the animation was done very well. Except for the titties. I have yet to see a hentai with realisticly animated titties.
User avatar #57 - noahz (02/17/2015) [-]
Well I wouldn't say the character were flat, LOL
#46 - mattymc (02/17/2015) [-]
front innocent for tits, if that isn't good enough idk what you want
User avatar #47 - megamolester (02/17/2015) [-]
Thanks m8, I'll check it out on the weekend.
User avatar #36 - ljxjlos (02/17/2015) [-]
To be brutally honest? I don´t even know - i just watched a few short scenes for the fun of it.
#44 - mattymc (02/17/2015) [-]
that's reasonable, all i've seen was on pornhub and i avoided the more "unconventional" parts because i dont find them appealing
#107 - As a man who frequently hoists objects of considerable heft, I… 02/17/2015 on *sweating profusely* 0
#64 - i braced for spaghetti, what i got was a delicious lasagna of love 02/17/2015 on A beautiful tale of love +4
#60 - They're lucky it's ONLY light rail, any real passenger of frei…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on If you like to learn things... +3
User avatar #62 - lennybrown (02/16/2015) [-]
yep they are, The driver and her kids plus a passenger are expected to recover. The driver has been "Cited" what ever that means.
User avatar #65 - chuca (02/16/2015) [-]
she should be put in jail for endangering her childrens' lives, i'd say take them away from her too since she clearly doesn't mind putting them in harm's way

it's one thing to be stupid with your own life but i have no sympathy for people like that
#119 - see, your mistake was taking the turnpike, we dump all our …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on living in New England right... 0
#121 - doggyfashion (02/16/2015) [-]
since i'm hitting warped tour's stop in jersey (and hartford) this summer, this is actually helpful.
#46 - I guess you'd call a deutsch oven 02/16/2015 on Bed 0
#45 - Comment deleted 02/16/2015 on Bed 0
#150 - Picture 02/16/2015 on Just Watch Porn +14
#65 - Jersey ************ If im gonna be hated, Im gonn…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2015 on living in New England right... +3
User avatar #115 - doggyfashion (02/16/2015) [-]
nah, as a connecticut native, i don't hate you, but i roll up my windows when i drive through. fuckin reeks down there, how do you not have mental deformit-oh wait...
#119 - mattymc (02/16/2015) [-]
see, your mistake was taking the turnpike, we dump all our shit in a strip along that highway to piss off the out-of-staters and keep them away, my hometown is actually 60% nature reservation and smells great.
Use 287 and the parkway for a more bearable Jersey driving experience
#121 - doggyfashion (02/16/2015) [-]
since i'm hitting warped tour's stop in jersey (and hartford) this summer, this is actually helpful.
#3 - in french?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on Ninja Hitler 0
User avatar #5 - anatolic (02/15/2015) [-]
it says "what nation do you think contributed the most to the defeat of germany in 1945"

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