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#26 - I'll take 2,000 06/23/2014 on Ouch +8
#15 - Rule of thumb for tattoos: once you think of a concept for one…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Some People +35
User avatar #78 - mitchellking (06/22/2014) [-]
But thats another year i dont have a sweet ass dragon on my face.
User avatar #55 - Richdonkey (06/22/2014) [-]
Exactly what I did with mine. It's a goddamn good rule.
User avatar #52 - symmiie (06/22/2014) [-]
No fucking shit, Sherlock.
#48 - burdenedsoul (06/22/2014) [-]
I've wanted this for a year and a half now

and I doubt I will ever regret it or forget what it means to me
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/22/2014) [-]
Hell, I give myself 5 years if it's random and 2-3 if it's meaninful. Like I want a fleur de lis because I'm French and I've always loved the design. So I've given myself about 3 years of thought and decided that I probably will get one soon enough. Every other random idea I've had for tattoos that may become irrelevant or that I can't link to my personal life or family, I've given 5 years and ultimately always decided that I don't want it.
#11 - id replace churchill with Zhukov, since you seem to refer to m…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/22/2014 on It's a W├╝stenfuchs. It... 0
#22 - liefvercron (06/22/2014) [-]
I agree, Churchill really didn't do much during WW2, Zhukov scraped up the remnants of the broken soviet army and managed to rebuild in record time and eventually stomp out the Germans, that was extremely impressive in my book.
#76 - stalini (06/22/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you fuckers learn there, but on soviet space, zhukov is considered a shitty general
#93 - liefvercron (06/22/2014) [-]
Well to be fair, he became too powerful with his exploits and Stalin subsequently demoted and shuffled him away after the war was over, buried by the Soviet machine for being just that good.
#94 - stalini (06/22/2014) [-]
LOLWHAT

#96 - liefvercron (06/22/2014) [-]
Read about it, Zhukov effectively saved the Soviets from being pushed to the Urals, subsequently demoted shortly after the war and put out of sight and out of mind? Doesn't sound like something Mr. Purge all opposition would do?
#98 - stalini (06/22/2014) [-]
i live in the post-soviet space and I have even heard about his genius tactics from people who have participated in the WW II and most people say he used some dumb-ass tactics
#61 - gerfox (06/22/2014) [-]
Yep, definitely agree with you on that one. Zhukov was awesome. Monty is always an honorable mention tho
#13 - log in and engage in political discourse like a man 06/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#27 - yeah i hate it when i cant see the small/short car in the spot 06/20/2014 on that feel when 0
#6 - I can show you the world Take you region by region Kan… 06/20/2014 on I must go my people need me +6
#64 - **** , theyre ALL better looking than me 06/20/2014 on genderswap 0
#20 - Picture 06/20/2014 on Phone charger +1
#5 - half stark, if his mother was lyanna 06/19/2014 on Nice season 0
#1 - Picture 06/19/2014 on I have a teetle +11
#1 - What i read: jkhwgberigrepiunf we[0iqherfiohbeifdn qewrwij… 06/19/2014 on First Crush Of My Life +1
#11 - A true greentext classic 06/19/2014 on College and Uni Stories 0
#11 - in the danger zone duh  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2014 on gg goose +22
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#10 - Comment deleted 06/19/2014 on gg goose 0
#9 - 2 Reasons men will fake an orgasm 1) Too drunk or tired to…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on Men Faking Orgasms +51
User avatar #53 - hudis (06/19/2014) [-]
Drunk me is very bad at coming. Drunk me is also too indifferent to fake it or say that it's not gonna happen, so he just stops and goes to sleep. Drunk me doesn't make a lot of friends.
#132 - Y X X Y any of those are fine, but the …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on Damn X button 0
#133 - lastweek (06/18/2014) [-]
PS doesn't have a Y (unless I've missed something) but the WIIU is just as legit (Imagine when the one not mentioned is zero one point with a positive x and one point with a negative y instead of a negative x and a positive y, they would then be in similar positions as those on the WIIU control).

What you said is just generally strange when one thinks about it.
#87 - yes, but i dont see how that is relevant here  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Damn X button 0
User avatar #131 - lastweek (06/18/2014) [-]
because what you posted doesn't make much sense if you know that.
#132 - mattymc (06/18/2014) [-]
Y
X X
Y
any of those are fine, but the PS and WiiU dont do that
Is this what you mean?
#133 - lastweek (06/18/2014) [-]
PS doesn't have a Y (unless I've missed something) but the WIIU is just as legit (Imagine when the one not mentioned is zero one point with a positive x and one point with a negative y instead of a negative x and a positive y, they would then be in similar positions as those on the WIIU control).

What you said is just generally strange when one thinks about it.
#4 - Valar Morghulis  [+] (9 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Hemingway meets Game of... +106
User avatar #47 - lozac (06/18/2014) [-]
What does it and Valar dohaeris mean?
#48 - BostonRRRAPPKGKP (06/18/2014) [-]
Valar Morghulis means all men must die. Valar Dohaeris means all men must serve.
User avatar #42 - doyoufagsevenlift (06/18/2014) [-]
Allahu Ackbar
User avatar #9 - Oblivion (06/18/2014) [-]
Valar dohaeris.
User avatar #62 - jokervsbatsy (06/18/2014) [-]
...of course, you should have a cabin
User avatar #13 - mephiblis (06/18/2014) [-]
Valar Muhdikaeris
#110 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/23/2014) [-]
Valar mudkips
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/18/2014) [-]
Salaam alaykum.
#43 - suppadood (06/18/2014) [-]
Avada Kedavra
#3 - its the Garden State Parkway, this **** happens e… 06/18/2014 on How nice 0
#26 - I have a sudden desire to do many sit-ups 06/18/2014 on Please... 0
#12 - Xbox has it right geometrically, the X is on th x-axis and the…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Damn X button +1
User avatar #49 - lastweek (06/18/2014) [-]
You do realize that the X and Y values can be negative, right?
#87 - mattymc (06/18/2014) [-]
yes, but i dont see how that is relevant here
User avatar #131 - lastweek (06/18/2014) [-]
because what you posted doesn't make much sense if you know that.
#132 - mattymc (06/18/2014) [-]
Y
X X
Y
any of those are fine, but the PS and WiiU dont do that
Is this what you mean?
#133 - lastweek (06/18/2014) [-]
PS doesn't have a Y (unless I've missed something) but the WIIU is just as legit (Imagine when the one not mentioned is zero one point with a positive x and one point with a negative y instead of a negative x and a positive y, they would then be in similar positions as those on the WIIU control).

What you said is just generally strange when one thinks about it.
User avatar #39 - thehumor (06/18/2014) [-]
same for gamecube controller
#76 - i cannot answer without :  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Spoilers maybe 0
User avatar #77 - thebaseballexpert (06/17/2014) [-]
fair enough. Carry on, sir
#7 - THAT was sarcasm, Im wondering how you missed it, twice 06/17/2014 on CIS scum +8
#4 - Team Rocket tucks you in at the speed of light Go to sleep… 06/17/2014 on firefox +2
#220 - funnyjunk's aversion to circumcision is beyond my comprehensio… 06/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
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