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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:9/03/2014
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#19 - north korea, south korea, marilyn monroe 06/06/2014 on its time for everyone fav... 0
#4 - Oh yeah, planet fitness has free pizza nights  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on shit i see at the gym 0
#5 - youxbarstard (06/06/2014) [-]
That seems very counter productive.
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on We've Been Hit... By an... +2
User avatar #9 - sweetbutteryjesus (06/06/2014) [-]
I fucking love BFF.
#26 - Picture 06/06/2014 on Comic book makeup +2
#38 - Are you a Mach5 razor? cuz that's edgy 06/06/2014 on oh deer -2
#59 - maybe, or he might use his hands, or some other method 06/05/2014 on Spoiler alert! 0
#3 - *McLeod 06/05/2014 on The Great Houses II 0
#7 - Thats not a spoiler, this is last warning …  [+] (26 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Spoiler alert! +67
#99 - lovin (06/05/2014) [-]
Accidentally right-clicked just as I saw Tyrion or Tywin
Didn't spoil shit
Try harder
Nigga I win
U still clickin these?
You need a hobby mate
Ever considered learning an instrument?
Oh yah, that's right..
You'd just brake it
Bcuz u's an fathead
Seriously thought
Stop clicking
Tyrion kills Tywin
Toldyah
Guess what?
I don't even know if that's true
I just said it
Just completely made it up
Just
as
a
fuck
you
But you still like me tho
Right? Sorry, had a bug Cunt
#96 - CXJokerXD (06/05/2014) [-]
God fucking dammit! I knew it! I fucking knew it could only be for Game of Thrones! I tried to glimpse to check without ruining it, but I failed.
User avatar #92 - masterions (06/05/2014) [-]
If that's a real spoiler ... then it sucks, I was hoping for Tyrion to finally die
User avatar #79 - xxxherfaultxxx (06/05/2014) [-]
You warned me. Twice. God damn my curiocity
User avatar #73 - gigamuffin (06/05/2014) [-]
Oberyn's head explodes.
Glen Rhee dies in the Walking Dead
Snape kills Dumbledore
User avatar #91 - rassamdul (06/05/2014) [-]
For the second spoiler i will find you, i will rape you and i will kill you!
#41 - anonymous (06/05/2014) [-]
Lady Stark is still alive
User avatar #43 - quasatranquility (06/05/2014) [-]
Her throat was cut in the tv-series. I think you mean Robb Stark's wife, in the tv-series she was the one pregnant and who got stabbed in the womb
User avatar #46 - jayeti (06/05/2014) [-]
kinda zombie, you know
User avatar #48 - quasatranquility (06/05/2014) [-]
oh. oh yes
#44 - khepri (06/05/2014) [-]
Catelyn Stark is NOT dead. ;)
User avatar #39 - tommen (06/05/2014) [-]
are you shure he is going to strangle her?

he uses the chain of the hand in the book, might it be that he stabs her with the pin instead?
#59 - mattymc (06/05/2014) [-]
maybe, or he might use his hands, or some other method
#26 - elgrind (06/05/2014) [-]
(GOT spoiler) Don't forget that Ygritte dies
#25 - mrhadrick (06/05/2014) [-]
i would be mad but my girlfriend spoils all this shit for me anyway. i want to say thank you for at least warning first, well done
User avatar #29 - hudis (06/05/2014) [-]
Does she do this in bed

like does it turn you on
#65 - mrhadrick (06/05/2014) [-]
it's like buccaroo, she'll get on top then say "so in a dance with dragons..." and just tries to stay on
User avatar #20 - DaBullshiter (06/05/2014) [-]
I just fuckin had to.I hate both you and me.
User avatar #19 - drldrl (06/05/2014) [-]
I quickly clicked both, thinking it was related to Harry Potter, saw Tyrion and tried as quickly as possible to close it before my eyes read the rest. But it was futile.
I can't blame anyone else this time.
#14 - anonymous (06/05/2014) [-]
Who are all these people? I don't watch this show
User avatar #9 - commontroll (06/05/2014) [-]
He gave us two warnings and used the spoiler thingy correctly guys. You were warned.
User avatar #23 - cannibalvegan (06/05/2014) [-]
He could've typed out "GoT spoiler" or something. I had to look of course. That was already spoiled for me days ago anyway.
User avatar #35 - skomakernikolai (06/05/2014) [-]
well, nowadays you don't really see a lot of other spoilers..
User avatar #106 - cannibalvegan (06/05/2014) [-]
Touché.
User avatar #10 - commontroll (06/05/2014) [-]
Talkin' to you Supremetaco.
#11 - supremetaco (06/05/2014) [-]
#14 - Picture 06/05/2014 on So close.. +2
#7 - Picture 06/05/2014 on All-Star Cocaine buff 0
#4 - Don't ask questions you don't want the answer too it…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on read the hashtags +22
#28 - popnotes (06/05/2014) [-]
Let's not mix up furries with zoophiles.
#9 - I'm sorry, but THIS is Super Mariano 06/05/2014 on Seems Legit Comp +2
#21 - i love you  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on Beyond Fucked +1
User avatar #25 - tarnis (06/04/2014) [-]
And I you.
#23 - no 06/04/2014 on Let the hate flow through... -1
#19 - now when you say "drugs" Im assuming you mean weed a…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Let the hate flow through... 0
User avatar #36 - kamikazikraut (06/04/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #21 - newmanbiggeo (06/04/2014) [-]
he said all drugs
#23 - mattymc (06/04/2014) [-]
no
#7 - no i think thats play-doh 06/04/2014 on Last night on Game of Thornes +2
#7 - Its heavily implied in the books  [+] (5 new replies) 06/04/2014 on I've already read it, it... +27
User avatar #55 - Gandalfthewhite (06/04/2014) [-]
the show confirms what the book implies. This applies to many a things in Game of Thrones
User avatar #84 - namnori (06/04/2014) [-]
True. Geoffrey's killer(s) for example. The books simply suggest a few suspects whereas the show goes "IT WAS LITTLEFINGERRRRR!" - this annoyed me a little because my friends who knew I read the books asked me who killed him after it happened. I told them you never really find out, then obviously a week later I look like a fool.
User avatar #175 - Gandalfthewhite (06/04/2014) [-]
Really? i remember it being fairly clear that it was The Queen of Thorns who did it with Littlefinger
#99 - regardsuncledolan (06/04/2014) [-]
I don't know man, it felt pretty clear to me.
User avatar #102 - namnori (06/04/2014) [-]
I don't remember anyone being direct about it. For me it was more likely to have been either Tywin Because he knew Joffrey would fuck shit up or Melisanre's curse.
#9 - Spoilers (and asshole anons) below  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on cunt +8
User avatar #19 - gowge (06/04/2014) [-]
Thanks mate! saved my ass. Not going to check replies for obvious reasons
User avatar #10 - hudis (06/04/2014) [-]
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until I log out. I shall take no thumbs, hold no favourites, father no subscribers. I shall wear no items and win no coloured text. I shall live and die at my content. I am the keyboard in the darkness. I am the watcher on the frontpage. I am the OP that guards the realms of anons. I pledge my life and honor to the Nightly Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.

Spoiler comments have been deleted, bro.
#20 - "knows nothing" i have no creativity 06/04/2014 on (untitled) +12
#73 - Oh hey schnizel, still fighting the good fight against the west?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Slide it 0
User avatar #74 - schnizel (06/04/2014) [-]
Yep.
#22 - Tell me this, who killed Gaddafi? It wasnt a NATO airstrik…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Slide it 0
User avatar #25 - schnizel (06/03/2014) [-]
Nato bombed Libya.
US provided aid to the vandals.
The UN tried everything they can to moneyblock them.
The angry mob was full of foreign citizens and it was full of alkaida along with the rest of the subgroups it has.
There are over 70 tribes in Libya fighting now as we speak and the Americans have their oil and the demucurucy shit was nothing more than a cover up because Gadafi wanted his own currency that would be the most dominant in the region and he wanted not to crush the petrodollar, but to strenghten his own currency.

MUH FREEDOM

MUH DEMOCRACY

OH NO MY HOUSE IS GONE AND EVERY SINGLE TRIBE IS AT WAR WITH EACHOTHER AGAIN


THANKS AMERICA!
#73 - mattymc (06/03/2014) [-]
Oh hey schnizel, still fighting the good fight against the west?
User avatar #74 - schnizel (06/04/2014) [-]
Yep.
#18 - Why because we did too much or too little? 10 *****…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Slide it 0
User avatar #20 - TwiztidNinja (06/03/2014) [-]
What were use freeing?
User avatar #21 - TwiztidNinja (06/03/2014) [-]
I mean fuck... thats horrible.
imagine if America invaded a small country like new zealand and did this.
#19 - TwiztidNinja (06/03/2014) [-]
Well more the fact that Libyans had it better than pretty much every American, heck they had it better than we have it in Australia before the shit that happened there.

Not lying when i say this, newly married couples would receive $50,000 to buy their first home as Gadaffi considered a home to be a human right, he also declared he would house every citizen before his own father, which he delivered on... his father died waiting to be housed.
#22 - mattymc (06/03/2014) [-]
Tell me this, who killed Gaddafi?
It wasnt a NATO airstrike
It wasnt Seal Team 6
It wasnt a UN court
It was an angry Mob of his own citizens, if things were so great, why was there a civil war in which the people overthrew their own government and killed their own leader in a fit of rage?
User avatar #25 - schnizel (06/03/2014) [-]
Nato bombed Libya.
US provided aid to the vandals.
The UN tried everything they can to moneyblock them.
The angry mob was full of foreign citizens and it was full of alkaida along with the rest of the subgroups it has.
There are over 70 tribes in Libya fighting now as we speak and the Americans have their oil and the demucurucy shit was nothing more than a cover up because Gadafi wanted his own currency that would be the most dominant in the region and he wanted not to crush the petrodollar, but to strenghten his own currency.

MUH FREEDOM

MUH DEMOCRACY

OH NO MY HOUSE IS GONE AND EVERY SINGLE TRIBE IS AT WAR WITH EACHOTHER AGAIN


THANKS AMERICA!
#73 - mattymc (06/03/2014) [-]
Oh hey schnizel, still fighting the good fight against the west?
User avatar #74 - schnizel (06/04/2014) [-]
Yep.
#35 - Lena Headey's bitchface is perfect. Regina George be damned 06/03/2014 on And in that moment... +4
#59 - It looks like you'll be doing Andy Jackson next but I'm gonna … 06/02/2014 on U.S. President Trivia... 0
#15 - I have a jewish fraternity brother who is also a freemason … 06/02/2014 on Does YOUR Child Want To... 0
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