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|Date Signed Up:||2/05/2011|
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|#456 - I dont see how she can be pro-war if her biggest ****** …||04/14/2015 on bait quality: uchihalover||0|
|#96 - I suck||04/13/2015 on Dank .Webms I collect Comp #2||0|
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|#18 - I can see why countries like France or NK would need that, but… [+] (1 new reply)||04/09/2015 on Burn||+8|
|#3 - OK, if France gets to do this why cant the US have a badass mi… [+] (28 new replies)||04/09/2015 on Burn||+159|
#96 - kaisermike (04/10/2015) [-]
There's a difference, European military is classier, more finesse, while US military is more about the party, brings variety to the ragheads, one moment you're getting shot by the fanciest fuckers around, then you get shot by the cool kids, it'd be boring if it all were party or classyness in war.
#75 - Absolute Madman (04/10/2015) [-]
maybe because american army actually used as it should be, for killing and not for showing off which is not that great but that is the purpose
#65 - Absolute Madman (04/10/2015) [-]
That already happened. Remember the Boston bombing ?
#7 - angelious (04/09/2015) [-]
because knowing america you would line up so many tanks the parade would reach from dc to los Angeles and cause a massive traffic jam followed by shooting up so many fireworks that it causes the earth athmosphere to get covered in smoke that blocks sunlight from properly shining down on our land, thus causing the second ice age and ending all life on earth as we know it.
#15 - angelious (04/09/2015) [-]
i think declaring war on sun and then shooting it with everything americans have thus causing an explosion so great that it would take out the entire solar system. would be nice...
it also should include a crazy naked cowboy riding one of the nukes or something while yelling yehaa.waving a stetson on one hand and shooting a revolver with another.
to speak the truth anything involving that is fine...that would be pretty funny sight.
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#76 - Absolute Madman (04/04/2015) [-]
He was a very dangerous but handsome man.
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