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mattymc

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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:2/28/2015
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Content Ranking:#10797
Comment Ranking:#1241
Highest Content Rank:#2201
Highest Comment Rank:#599
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Comment Thumbs: 14826 total,  16297 ,  1471
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Content Views:171386
Times Content Favorited:121 times
Total Comments Made:2716
FJ Points:18288

latest user's comments

#25 - This isnt funny That being said my sides are actually in p… 12/22/2014 on mop cum +1
#17 - you have a tragically appropriate username, but for real,… 12/22/2014 on parenting +2
#2 - Remedios Varo...she painted some trippy **** 12/22/2014 on This painting 0
#14 - No imagine a meteorite made of pure cesium crashing into the p… 12/22/2014 on rubidium in water +5
#9 - umm...yeah, wow  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on Gorilla Warfare +7
#36 - hourlyb (12/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, actually. He does. Don't use a drawn animation as a judge for a character model.
#16 - Picture 12/21/2014 on mop cum +3
#75 - Im pretty sure he was unknown until 2009 12/21/2014 on Justin Bieber over the... +1
#24 - I own 2 condoms and A Dance with Dragons  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Steal his look: joshlol +24
User avatar #94 - khajiithaswares (12/21/2014) [-]
I do not own any of the items pictured above. Does the ebook variation of ADWD count? and a broken 3310 with the case of a 3330
User avatar #92 - bionicpanda (12/21/2014) [-]
why the fuck is a dance with dragons on here?
User avatar #220 - imnotkickthecat (12/21/2014) [-]
the person who made this hates dragons.
#239 - agentmoleman (12/21/2014) [-]
Or at least dancing with them..
#6 - something something mozzarella 12/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#5 - Implying that at some point, someone got pissy when they could…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #22 - Faz (12/21/2014) [-]
Actually this did happen to a fast food chain (dont remember which) but they had a picture of a burger out front which said "Only 0.99p inside!" and when the guy ordered the burger it came as a normal size and not as big as the promotional poster so he sued for false advertising and won.
#6 - Latina chicks, they're either Sofia Vergara or goddam Consuela…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on Racism nd shit Pt.2 +42
User avatar #45 - tealcanaan (12/21/2014) [-]
20/80 split too, damn shame.
#7 - Brought to you by Xbox live, and every 12 year old ever 12/21/2014 on I do. +12
#23 - *rue britannia plays faintly in the background* 12/21/2014 on British 0
#20 - hahah hahahaha HAHAHAHAHAH 12/21/2014 on At least they're honest +73
#4 - I don't know what assholes you've seen or donuts you've eaten … 12/21/2014 on donut shop +5
#14 - Cynicism inbound: Oh look another gorgeous girl ill never meet...wooo 12/21/2014 on Better than duckface 0
#32 - no i mean this disgrace  [+] (8 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Spider-Man +16
#105 - anonexplains (12/21/2014) [-]
I actually liked Tobey Mcguire version over the new one
User avatar #95 - faptomic (12/21/2014) [-]
That trilogy from Spiderman is so off from the orignal comics that it can't fuck around with the whole Spiderman concept like they did with Dragonball Evolution and Avatar. In other words, he did a good fucking job
User avatar #85 - lvlonemeepo (12/21/2014) [-]
Although he really didn't capture the real spidey from the comics.
#83 - lvlonemeepo (12/21/2014) [-]
I honestly liked tobey mcguire, personal and unpopular opinion
User avatar #97 - faptomic (12/21/2014) [-]
I love Tobey Mcquire, especially for the first Spiderman movie. When I was a kid Tobey Spiderman was my hero because I absolutely loved the first Spiderman movie and still do.
User avatar #98 - lvlonemeepo (12/21/2014) [-]
That is exactly how I feel, I grew up on his trilogy and he feels real to me :>
#100 - faptomic (12/21/2014) [-]
#102 - lvlonemeepo (12/21/2014) [-]
#2 - I think you may have that reversed  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on 420 make it 0
User avatar #3 - scootabot (12/20/2014) [-]
They say that necessity is the mother of invention, but in our world these days, it’s often actually exactly in reverse: invention is the mother of necessity.

For example, before we had cell phones we survived without being able to call from anywhere to anywhere at any time. Phone calls happened only when we were at home, or in the office, or, in an emergency, from phone booths. And, amazingly enough, we all survived. And lived to tell the tale.

And yet today, now, we can’t live without cell phones. Try leaving yours at home or in the office some day, and getting through your day without it. Can you? Of course not. Invention is the mother of necessity.
#10 - More latino actually, whites are still the largest group but t… 12/20/2014 on Just like a cloud! +1
#23 - being whiny and angsty (but thats mostly the tobey mcguire version)  [+] (10 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Spider-Man +7
#26 - solomonkane (12/20/2014) [-]
You mean a teenager?
#32 - mattymc (12/20/2014) [-]
no i mean this disgrace
#105 - anonexplains (12/21/2014) [-]
I actually liked Tobey Mcguire version over the new one
User avatar #95 - faptomic (12/21/2014) [-]
That trilogy from Spiderman is so off from the orignal comics that it can't fuck around with the whole Spiderman concept like they did with Dragonball Evolution and Avatar. In other words, he did a good fucking job
User avatar #85 - lvlonemeepo (12/21/2014) [-]
Although he really didn't capture the real spidey from the comics.
#83 - lvlonemeepo (12/21/2014) [-]
I honestly liked tobey mcguire, personal and unpopular opinion
User avatar #97 - faptomic (12/21/2014) [-]
I love Tobey Mcquire, especially for the first Spiderman movie. When I was a kid Tobey Spiderman was my hero because I absolutely loved the first Spiderman movie and still do.
User avatar #98 - lvlonemeepo (12/21/2014) [-]
That is exactly how I feel, I grew up on his trilogy and he feels real to me :>
#100 - faptomic (12/21/2014) [-]
#102 - lvlonemeepo (12/21/2014) [-]
#24 - Let it rip!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on Why you do this?! +16
User avatar #31 - dachief (12/20/2014) [-]
you a new one
#53 - In that case learn French and expect to be asked for tips everywhere 12/20/2014 on Fvck it -1
#2 - No! If the North Koreans retaliate and kill him Winds of Winte…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on If Martin gets blown up... 0
User avatar #41 - wthree (12/20/2014) [-]
At least we will have the TV show.
#15 - Turqoise Jeep referenced, swell with sex syrup and fake facial hair 12/20/2014 on That moment your ship is... +2
#7 - And another person who I dont have to compete against for a jo… 12/19/2014 on Average day at Miiverse. +5

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