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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:12/18/2014
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Content Ranking:#9654
Comment Ranking:#981
Highest Content Rank:#2201
Highest Comment Rank:#599
Content Thumbs: 5297 total,  6043 ,  746
Comment Thumbs: 13349 total,  14719 ,  1370
Content Level Progress: 26% (26/100)
Level 150 Content: Faptastic → Level 151 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 33.6% (168/500)
Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:170903
Times Content Favorited:122 times
Total Comments Made:2427
FJ Points:17192

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#13 - I've seen that episode 11/12/2014 on now +57
#5 - WHAT? WHAT?!!! 11/10/2014 on whathefuckasaurousrex +4
#3 - He is the howl that wakes the sleepers he is the watcher o… 11/10/2014 on Roof dog +1
#8 - honhonhonhonhon mon cherie 11/10/2014 on Went to France. Was not... -1
#5 - Drake looks like a dorky drake  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on An ex a day keeps the Drake... +18
#7 - thasuperpimp (11/09/2014) [-]
#24 - Well, I guess ill never need ipecac again 11/08/2014 on IT'S HAPPENING 0
#8 - jeez, calm down anon, its standard FJ etiquette to post someth…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on Hanging Clothes -2
User avatar #20 - thenewgizmobox (11/08/2014) [-]
no, no it isn't
#6 - need i say it?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Hanging Clothes -12
User avatar #15 - mrwalkerfour (11/08/2014) [-]
thanks captain obvious, we all fell for it.
User avatar #14 - cthumoo (11/08/2014) [-]
Try some Dulcolax, Mr Holmes
User avatar #9 - rainbowrush (11/08/2014) [-]
No shirt, Sherlock
#7 - anonymous (11/08/2014) [-]
No shit sherlock, what was your first clue?
#8 - mattymc (11/08/2014) [-]
jeez, calm down anon, its standard FJ etiquette to post something of that nature
User avatar #20 - thenewgizmobox (11/08/2014) [-]
no, no it isn't
#10 - that smug ************ 11/08/2014 on the dog?? naaaa 0
#42 - Or you could, i dont know DO SOME ******* PUSHUPS!!  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2014 on For men's -3
User avatar #55 - alphagex (11/08/2014) [-]
I push the earth down if i did that
#46 - romanlettuce (11/08/2014) [-]
Get your sissy asses on the ground and fucking push it down!
#9 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Snow +15
#95 - newdevyx (11/07/2014) [-]
Somehow i never understood why Patrick yelled Finland, even though i like Finland and proud to be a Finn.
User avatar #138 - pumkinz (11/08/2014) [-]
Random humor because random humor
#31 - I dont think that was a point of contention  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on What the actual fuck, Canada +2
User avatar #34 - billbothedestroyer (11/07/2014) [-]
what surprised me most about this is that it wasn't about a moose i think we have a copy of this in a display case at our school
#8 - bud light LIME isnt that bad, like sprite mixed with beer 11/06/2014 on hard decision +1
#55 - Iv have never heard of virgins being sacrificed to Iron Man, R…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on Worship +1
#79 - taskpawner (11/06/2014) [-]
But you heard of virgins maintained in their state because of them
#6 - Alcohol makes you do things you will regret, but not until tomorrow 11/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#12 - At least he bothered with the glasses and acted all meek and t… 11/05/2014 on I'm on my way 0
#14 - thanks ****** ...ow 11/05/2014 on Migrane 0
#7 - That ref has an even better view than we do  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on dat ass 0
User avatar #12 - whitelapras (11/04/2014) [-]
i think he is just a goal judge
#41 - Yes 11/03/2014 on Totally not a scam! +7
#241 - Im an emotional cripple with unrealistic standards, a short fu… 11/03/2014 on Everyone on FJ 0
#71 - yeah, but diesel's price doesnt vary as much  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on In god we trust 0
#72 - sjurmen (11/02/2014) [-]
Oh okay
#58 - Holy **** , $2.63 US where i am  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2014 on In god we trust 0
#62 - sjurmen (11/02/2014) [-]
Yeah it sucks.. But I drive a diesel car. Diesel is cheaper than petrol here, it's "only" about $7,7
Isn't it the other way around in the states? petrol is cheaper than diesel?
#71 - mattymc (11/02/2014) [-]
yeah, but diesel's price doesnt vary as much
#72 - sjurmen (11/02/2014) [-]
Oh okay
#25 - This NEEDS danger zone playing in the background 10/31/2014 on Fish Fish and more Fish 0
#11 - Tell it to the judge, that girl is like 11.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Going in for a hug +11
#27 - talvash (10/29/2014) [-]
That girl is 18. They use young-looking girls to bait the pedophiles since you can't ask a minor to do that.
I agree with you though. The judge would open a can of whoop-ass.
User avatar #37 - chrispoot (10/29/2014) [-]
I assume the baits tell the guys that they are under legal age? CUz if not, that would be extremely retarded
#50 - anonymous (10/29/2014) [-]
Its a group, and they do. It is illegal to solicit sex from a minor, and driving to see them proves intent, Except in certain states like Texas where any solicitation at all is enough.

All you need is intent to break the law, even though the person they talked to was lying about being underage. If it sounds like entrapment and the sort of thing that is in a legal grey area, it is. A lot of the people caught on this show got off scott free.
#16 - I would teach a toddler to say "get away from her you bit… 10/29/2014 on Halloween baby costume 0
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