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#13 - I honestly expected them to whack each other, those fish are s… 12/10/2014 on The fuck brah? +1
#6 - Wow, phil got old 12/10/2014 on Ruler of Heck 0
#14 - I dont see a citation, but that is so ****** up t… 12/10/2014 on Otters, True Master Race. +4
#42 - Comment deleted 12/10/2014 on News on Britain 0
#26 - Thats what it is, he has the perfect douchebag sneer, he could… 12/10/2014 on Dave Franco +8
#49 - Oh my god, anon is threatening people 12/09/2014 on Facts And Girls +2
#16 - looks like he's on the 'Sixers i cant say i blame hime for his…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2014 on catech 0
#19 - anonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
Sixers? lol, it's rasheed wallace when he played for the pistons. the gif is probs from when they lost the nba finals.
#22 - anonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
it is
User avatar #21 - courageexplains (12/09/2014) [-]
rasheed was the fucking man
User avatar #18 - suddenk (12/09/2014) [-]
I pretty sure thats Rasheed Wallace. He played for the pistons. This gif is old
#56 - i miss the days when there were idiots like Uwe Boll challengi… 12/09/2014 on Influential? Really??? 0
#28 - Thats really heartwarming, unfortunately all i can think of is… 12/09/2014 on Seven homeless men given jobs 0
#117 - So what your saying is, we need to go to Hamunaptra, find the …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Communist Kills +1
#178 - ciacheczko (12/10/2014) [-]
Brilliant.
#99 - Trusting someone who took you captive and has done ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Phanact loves a norwegian... 0
User avatar #103 - anonymoose (12/09/2014) [-]
> Killed Qhorin Halfhand, one of the most feared dangerous to the Wildlings
> Told the Wildlings a lot about the wall and the Nights Watch
> Broke his vows as a brother of the Nights Watch
> Genuinely loved her
> Risked his life climbing the wall with them

Yeah, he totally did fuck all to demonstrate loyalty. Also, when he left, she was upset but that's because she was betrayed, but she wasn't a crippling wreck. She was still able to storm Castle Black.
#87 - **** Ygritte once and she becomes completely depe…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Phanact loves a norwegian... 0
User avatar #97 - anonymoose (12/09/2014) [-]
She was never dependant on anyone.
#99 - mattymc (12/09/2014) [-]
Trusting someone who took you captive and has done fuck-all to demonstrate loyalty to your cause then becoming distraught when he does exactly as expected. That is emotional dependence
User avatar #103 - anonymoose (12/09/2014) [-]
> Killed Qhorin Halfhand, one of the most feared dangerous to the Wildlings
> Told the Wildlings a lot about the wall and the Nights Watch
> Broke his vows as a brother of the Nights Watch
> Genuinely loved her
> Risked his life climbing the wall with them

Yeah, he totally did fuck all to demonstrate loyalty. Also, when he left, she was upset but that's because she was betrayed, but she wasn't a crippling wreck. She was still able to storm Castle Black.
#6 - I sense mutual interest, good for them. I hope it worked out 12/09/2014 on Fish +1
#3 - perfect descrption of that piece of garbage 12/09/2014 on Oh Christmas tree +1
#18 - and well dressed 12/09/2014 on We need a new word 0
#24 - If were going by actress i get what you mean, but if its by ch…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Phanact loves a norwegian... 0
User avatar #120 - crackmaster (12/09/2014) [-]
i'm only going by actresses. i don't watch the show
User avatar #44 - anonymoose (12/09/2014) [-]
But leaving Ygritte alive isn't?
#87 - mattymc (12/09/2014) [-]
Fuck Ygritte once and she becomes completely dependent, look at Arya the wrong way and you're on the list hyberbole yes, but not by much
User avatar #97 - anonymoose (12/09/2014) [-]
She was never dependant on anyone.
#99 - mattymc (12/09/2014) [-]
Trusting someone who took you captive and has done fuck-all to demonstrate loyalty to your cause then becoming distraught when he does exactly as expected. That is emotional dependence
User avatar #103 - anonymoose (12/09/2014) [-]
> Killed Qhorin Halfhand, one of the most feared dangerous to the Wildlings
> Told the Wildlings a lot about the wall and the Nights Watch
> Broke his vows as a brother of the Nights Watch
> Genuinely loved her
> Risked his life climbing the wall with them

Yeah, he totally did fuck all to demonstrate loyalty. Also, when he left, she was upset but that's because she was betrayed, but she wasn't a crippling wreck. She was still able to storm Castle Black.
#21 - you arent wrong, but just saying 6'0" 232 is an undersize… 12/09/2014 on ur bald faget 0
#13 - Who wouldnt be turned on by that sexy piece of pie there?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Papa Johns 0
#48 - anonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
makes me want to shield my eyes
#26 - I miss the days when our presidents had balls, the next POTUS …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +2
#50 - anonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
The problem is that Congress effectively has the POTUS' hands tied and a lot of that has to do with Johnson and Nixon's actions - not saying it's right, but sadly this is the nation we live in
User avatar #77 - tealcanaan (12/09/2014) [-]
Good, New Federalism was probably one of Nixon's greatest endeavors.
#51 - ...soaked in battery acid and nightmares 12/09/2014 on A fucking bee +58
#156 - there can't really be that many virgins on this site, c'mon pe… 12/08/2014 on Drinking Game Question +1
#29 - i think OP gets that, but i see what he's getting at, The…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Christian Scientist +1
User avatar #32 - Sewallman (12/08/2014) [-]
Vatican employed scientists,

That is in fact what I was talking about. I wasn't trying to gang bang on people's religions or shit, the first comment this got was about how he kek'd instead of got butthurt. I'm happy that the joke is funny enough for Christians to laugh at it, the only people that are starting to be offended seem to be atheists or agnostic people.

At the end of the day, it's an innocent joke about creationism that doesn't hurt anyone.
#20 - I hope that **** wasnt important, or fragile 12/08/2014 on Warehouse Olympics: Long Jump 0
#40 - Reagan has been dead for 10 years and was probably wasnt even … 12/07/2014 on Is the Horse Still Dead? -1
#14 - Haha yeah cuz that **** is sooo important 12/06/2014 on How to spot: A Stoner +3
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