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mattymc

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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:3/31/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1759
Highest Content Rank:#2201
Highest Comment Rank:#599
Content Thumbs: 5295 total,  6043 ,  748
Comment Thumbs: 15568 total,  17107 ,  1539
Content Level Progress: 25% (25/100)
Level 150 Content: Faptastic → Level 151 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 31.1% (311/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:171515
Times Content Favorited:121 times
Total Comments Made:2926
FJ Points:18834

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#141 - After 3 months and AT LEAST 44 messages , Angela still has not…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Cringe adventures #7 +1
User avatar #166 - mvtjets (02/22/2015) [-]
I almost felt bad for her, like she was too blind to know he wanted 0% to do with her.
User avatar #153 - dafuqmang (02/22/2015) [-]
I have a friend like that from a game.
Total sweetheart.
Love her to death.
But cut the messages when I don't log on for months. Plz.
#156 - mattymc (02/22/2015) [-]
my system:
one unanswered message is expected from time to time
two unanswered messages is cause for concern depending on how spaced out they are
three unanswered messages in a row means they dont want to talk
User avatar #157 - dafuqmang (02/22/2015) [-]
But she's a sweetheart and needs love. So I let it slide.

That and I forgot my skype password
#17 - Im keeping this one 02/21/2015 on Daily Fix Comp 0
#170 - BECAUSE MEN DONT PROTECT YOU even the stereotypical … 02/21/2015 on Lawl & Order "Special"... +7
#165 - Holy **** i feel like i just ran a mental marathon, … 02/21/2015 on Lawl & Order "Special"... +1
#143 - I think I'd choose sharia law over that castration **** 02/21/2015 on Lawl & Order "Special"... +1
#115 - Ive seen maybe a hundred cringe comps, here and elsewhere, I c… 02/21/2015 on Cringe Comp 5 of ?: turtle... 0
#18 - oh lawd 02/21/2015 on IN THE ASS! +2
#52 - Having felt the same way for the last year and a half or so I … 02/21/2015 on Homo Feeliens 0
#44 - Have another  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on Jack pot +8
#48 - icchiwolf (02/21/2015) [-]
I like this
#43 - That is a man who knows exactly what he wants 02/21/2015 on Jack pot 0
#11 - I see what you're trying to do, but the PATRIOTS won the super…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on Dolphins 0
User avatar #20 - chiopet (02/21/2015) [-]
i like to believe the seahawks won
#43 - I agree, most decades dont get their own identity until about … 02/21/2015 on The wrong generation +4
#74 - they dont HAVE cancer, they ARE cancer 02/21/2015 on Cringe adventures #6 +2
#73 - I would love someone to give me one of these. Their tears when…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on Cringe adventures #6 +21
#179 - anonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
I thought the cringe was his nails
#16 - see comment #4  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Race car bed 0
#28 - redcapz (02/21/2015) [-]
lol I'm new to this site, so how the heck do I look at comment #4? Do I have to manually scroll through? or is there some search filter thingy
User avatar #29 - alhemicar (02/21/2015) [-]
-click on any comment number next to any username wich posted a comment
should have a link like
www.funnyjunk.com/something/funny-pictures/something/x#x
(the x is a number)
-replace x with number 4
-VOILA
#30 - redcapz (02/21/2015) [-]
thanks
#83 - So get on the floor and grab some vertebrae Aint nothin bu… 02/21/2015 on drop it hard skrill 0
#58 - There is literally 1 type of comment below, you know what you'… 02/20/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #39 0
#17 - So am I, Im ethnically German, Irish, and Italian 02/20/2015 on Rashida Jones +18
#21 - Short hair is a good look for her  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on Sasha Grey +3
#41 - EdwardNigma (02/20/2015) [-]
#27 - If sex lasts longer than a half hour, unless its the most tant…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2015 on My body is ready +13
User avatar #85 - zzombiee (02/20/2015) [-]
Yesss, it gets really tiring.
User avatar #66 - russiaexplain (02/20/2015) [-]
Not necessarily. I have played soccer my whole life and consider myself rather fit. Having sex usually lasts 50-60 minutes in my experience.
User avatar #44 - donatelo (02/20/2015) [-]
agreeeeeed.
#153 - It was hideous 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp ? of ?: Grand... +2
#149 - "i'm going with grey-aro and grey-ace for now but i also … 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp ? of ?: Grand... 0
#137 - The first one 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp ? of ?: Grand... 0
#67 - His head is clearly up his own ass right where he likes … 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp 2 of ? +5
#434 - Holy **** , thank you, this made my day  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Let us draw you !(description) +1
User avatar #442 - mizzdepp (02/19/2015) [-]
np man .. glad you like it !!

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