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#61 - The last one was called "Boy meets world" and "… 04/15/2015 on Ideas 0
#139 - If there is a god, this is not what he wants for us 04/15/2015 on Cringe #29 - Furry,... 0
#33 - It's mocking me 04/15/2015 on Happiest cat ever 0
#186 - "that's right, I am Vegeta, Prince of All Saiyans and mai… 04/15/2015 on *itadakimasu* 0
#456 - I dont see how she can be pro-war if her biggest ****** … 04/14/2015 on bait quality: uchihalover 0
#96 - I suck 04/13/2015 on Dank .Webms I collect Comp #2 0
#19 - At least two of them peaked in High School 04/13/2015 on Friendship goals +3
#7 - Im just waiting until i live in a place where canada geese can… 04/12/2015 on Vegans... 0
#5 - you think he's overreacting now, wait until he activates the almonds 04/11/2015 on Surpirse +4
#8 - God pless porn and its shallow attemmts at creating drama … 04/09/2015 on You can trust a guy with a... +3
#18 - I can see why countries like France or NK would need that, but…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on Burn +8
User avatar #70 - gatorade (04/10/2015) [-]
It would be a damn long parade.
#3 - OK, if France gets to do this why cant the US have a badass mi…  [+] (28 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Burn +159
User avatar #112 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/10/2015) [-]
I've always wondered why my country, the dude with the biggest dick and the biggest stick (military), doesn't have these bomb ass military parades like everyone else.
User avatar #96 - kaisermike (04/10/2015) [-]
There's a difference, European military is classier, more finesse, while US military is more about the party, brings variety to the ragheads, one moment you're getting shot by the fanciest fuckers around, then you get shot by the cool kids, it'd be boring if it all were party or classyness in war.
User avatar #79 - lieutenantderp (04/10/2015) [-]
'cause the tanks will fuck up the roads and shit
User avatar #103 - insaneguy (04/10/2015) [-]
There's special rubber coverings for tanks that let them drive on regular roads. They don't tend to last for more than a couple hundred miles though
User avatar #78 - cookiel (04/10/2015) [-]
Because the US military actually does military things
User avatar #76 - lolgonewrong (04/10/2015) [-]
Or you know
Gun shows
where they show off cool military weapons and techs
and you know
let people fly in helicopters sit in tanks shoot guns in a gun range.
#75 - anonymous (04/10/2015) [-]
maybe because american army actually used as it should be, for killing and not for showing off which is not that great but that is the purpose
User avatar #71 - russianexplain (04/10/2015) [-]
If it did happen, you would read all over the internet " US GETTING READY FOR MARTIAL LAW "
#69 - firesky (04/10/2015) [-]
Cause most of your stuff is abroad.
#65 - anonymous (04/10/2015) [-]
That already happened. Remember the Boston bombing ?
#89 - pebar (04/10/2015) [-]
#54 - innocentbabies (04/09/2015) [-]
Because we're too busy spreading democracy.
User avatar #48 - rebornpotato (04/09/2015) [-]
Because soccer moms bitch when someone carries a handgun let alone parading a nuke around.
User avatar #74 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2015) [-]
What about a handgun duct taped to a nuke?
#125 - tomtomvdp (04/10/2015) [-]
Stop !
User avatar #81 - jdrinfantry (04/10/2015) [-]
It would make headlines
"US military shows off modified glock"
Everything is a glock in the eyes of the media.
User avatar #17 - Maroon (04/09/2015) [-]
Because we don't need to desperately reassure ourselves that our military is relevant.
#18 - mattymc (04/09/2015) [-]
I can see why countries like France or NK would need that, but this would be purely for fun, just the most absurdly, awesomely, American thing possible.
User avatar #70 - gatorade (04/10/2015) [-]
It would be a damn long parade.
User avatar #7 - angelious (04/09/2015) [-]
because knowing america you would line up so many tanks the parade would reach from dc to los Angeles and cause a massive traffic jam followed by shooting up so many fireworks that it causes the earth athmosphere to get covered in smoke that blocks sunlight from properly shining down on our land, thus causing the second ice age and ending all life on earth as we know it.
User avatar #10 - kilotech (04/09/2015) [-]
but that's the exact reason we want to do it, if anyone's going to end all life on earth it should be us
User avatar #11 - angelious (04/09/2015) [-]
but cant you guys do it with a reason that is atleast a tad more grand than to just have the goddarnest best darn military parade this darn world has ever seen?
User avatar #12 - kilotech (04/09/2015) [-]
what if we were all drunk?
User avatar #13 - angelious (04/09/2015) [-]
then you guys would just be irish people except instead of green things there would be tanks...that are actually green in their normal camo...arent they,...

so exactly like irish.irish with guns,.
User avatar #14 - kilotech (04/09/2015) [-]
what if we do it after starting WW3 over oil, and then conquering the entire world, while complaining about the president and trying to ban nudity in all forms? that's pretty American
User avatar #15 - angelious (04/09/2015) [-]
i think declaring war on sun and then shooting it with everything americans have thus causing an explosion so great that it would take out the entire solar system. would be nice...

it also should include a crazy naked cowboy riding one of the nukes or something while yelling yehaa.waving a stetson on one hand and shooting a revolver with another.

to speak the truth anything involving that is fine...that would be pretty funny sight.
#16 - kilotech (04/09/2015) [-]
it's so perfect
#4 - donfailed (04/09/2015) [-]
Because soccer moms
#1 - Funny, DBZ is one of the few things South Park hasn't directly…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on Ya'll motherfuckers need Jesus 0
#2 - choculator (04/09/2015) [-]
This the closest thing that I could think of, and it's not even a direct reference.
#6 - Bouncin' off the ceiling 04/09/2015 on umop apisdn 0
#11 - Ignite four hundred and a score you homosexuals 04/09/2015 on A shmoke and a pancake +45
#5 - I'd argue its better, cakes are all butter and sugar. while th… 04/09/2015 on meanwhile +3
#48 - Not currently living there, but I know exactly where Bergenfie… 04/09/2015 on Degenerates 0
#47 - Bergenfield Nj, holy **** I used to play football again… 04/09/2015 on Degenerates 0
#17 - yeah you'll be about 35 miles from the middle of nowhere  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Murica! 0
User avatar #18 - pawnman (04/06/2015) [-]
See, you won't be in the middle anymore.

Could always have a friend follow you in his/her vehicle.
#22 - if he decided to step on the dog a few times for good measure,… 04/06/2015 on This Little Fucker +4
#36 - i realize this is no place for logic, but how in the holy …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on lol 0
User avatar #39 - shadowhorn (04/06/2015) [-]
Having promiscuous, unprotected sex with other burgers. How else? Use your head, man.
#145 - Thailand? 04/05/2015 on Insulting a transvestite 0
#8 - Well duh, with a name like that shes obviously a Norse Valkyri…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Hallgerdur Hallgrimsdottir +2
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#62 - I can run faster than that on a treadmill, and thats definitel… 04/04/2015 on How to catch a chicken 0
#48 - i could've sworn that was Transexual that cuts off their dick …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Insulting a transvestite +1
User avatar #137 - ugoboom (04/05/2015) [-]
The transexuals in my area don't even cut off dick, they're just humans with tits and dick. That's kinda hot
#145 - mattymc (04/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #49 - createdjustnow (04/04/2015) [-]
you may be right, but I think a dragqueen is just a guy that enjoys dressing as a woman where as a transvestite would be a guy who enjoys being a woman


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